Tomb Raiders Reboot: Looking for Relatives with My Sister

"Fatty, what do you mean by my second uncle?" Wu Xie pointed to the message on the phone, and there were only two words: go home.

The fat man pouted his buttocks and looked at his phone: "Then your second uncle must know who he is, that is a thousand-year-old fox."

"Then what should I do, then I must die."

"What are you afraid of? Who are you, little third master? Didn't you coquettishly say that you wouldn't bring him with you? Why are you so cowardly now?"

"No, it's not a question of whether to bring it or not. I feel like I'm going to stay on the street."

"That's okay, I will sever ties with you when you stay."

When Wu Zhi came out to look for Wu Xie with her mobile phone, she saw the two of them singing together in the main room. They didn't know what they were talking about, so they found a chair and sat down.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

The mobile phone on the table rang two more WeChat message notification tones.

The two stepped back together, as if there was a scourge in front of them.

"Hey, hey, here we go again, hurry up and take a look. See what this old fox is saying?" The fat man pushed Wu Xie.

Wu Xie stepped back: "No, no, this is too exciting, I dare not."

Wu Zhi watched so much that she forgot what the purpose of her coming to find Wu Xie was, the little brother who had woken up also walked in, and sat down on the chair next to Wu Zhi.

Wu Zhi glanced at the little brother, recalled what he saw last night, suddenly got up and walked to the opposite chair, and sat down.

This operation stunned Wu Xie and Fatty, who were still fussing, and all three of them looked at Wu Zhi inexplicably.

The curious fatty probed his head and asked, "Zhizhi, is there any kind of aura around this little brother that can knock you back?"

Wu Zhi replied with a message and looked up, "No, I just remembered that well water, this little brother was wearing this blue hoodie last night, it's still the same today, I'll go shopping later, this Too much flavor is not good."

The fat man choked, turned his head and said to the little brother: "Hahaha, little brother, look at you, you still haven't changed into other styles of clothes, this is a big misunderstanding."

Wu Xie also smiled: "Hahaha, cough cough, that squeak, the little brother changed his clothes, but his wardrobe is all blue hoodies. If you don't believe me, you can smell it?"

Wu Zhi looked at Wu Xie speechlessly, "I'm not a dog, I still smell it."

"By the way, the second uncle told us to go back to the old house for dinner tomorrow. What should I prepare?"

Wu Zhi was a little nervous and looking forward to it, with joy hidden in her eyes.

When Wu Xie heard this, he quickly turned on his phone and clicked on WeChat. Sure enough, the following message was:

"Bring Zhizhi back to the old house for dinner tomorrow."

"I will take your sister to buy two sets of clothes later. You are a brother, take good care of your sister, and don't let her get tired while shopping."

Wu Xie: ...

Wu Xie thought for a while, then took Wu Zhi's phone, and clicked on the chat record.

Second Uncle: Zhi Zhi, let your brother take you back to the old house for dinner tomorrow, your grandma misses you so much.

Uncle Er: Zhi Zhi, what do you want to eat, tell Uncle Er, Uncle Er will ask the housekeeper to prepare it.

Wu Zhi: Okay, Second Uncle.I am not picky eater.

Second uncle: Why don't you use the card I gave you? I will ask Wu Xie to take you shopping later. Don't save money for the second uncle. Our little girl should be beautiful.

Second Uncle: By the way, Wu Xie is rough-skinned and thick-skinned, ask him to carry things for you.

Wu Zhi: Second Uncle, I am rich.

Second uncle: You keep your money, use the second uncle's, don't save money for the second uncle, good boy.

Wu Xie was shocked after reading this chat record. His second uncle is really double-standard. Thinking about how he borrowed some money from him, he still had to calculate the interest. When it came to Zhizhi, he was worried that she would not spend the money. .

"Fatty, take a look, take a look, can this family still accommodate me, oh~ brother, I'm too difficult." Wu Xie hugged the fatty with an aggrieved expression, and complained to the two.

The fat man stroked Wu Xie's back with one hand and looked at the phone with the other, and read it out loudly.

Wu Zhi saw the corner of the brother's mouth twitched up.

Wu Zhi raised his forehead, "You two are enough, the show started early in the morning, and you two are going to perform at Tianqiao?"

The fat man got excited: "That's such a drop in price, you can get the National Center for the Performing Arts anyway."

Wu Xie slapped Fatty on the back, "It's back to the National Center for the Performing Arts, there's no place for you on the overpass."

"Let's go, let's go shopping, today there is a big business treat." Wu Xie strode out.

The fat man frantically followed behind: "Come on~"

The expressionless brother and the short-legged Wu Zhi followed behind.

In the mall, men's clothing store.

"Hey, this one looks good." The fat man took a hip-hop floral suit and gestured to the little brother, nodding while gesticulating, "Brother Special Lining, brother, go and change it quickly, if you don't want to change to a new style, etc. It will squeak and think you haven't taken a shower."

Originally, the little brother refused, but after hearing this, he hesitated for a moment and stretched out his hand.

"Hey, that's right. You have to trust Fatty Master and me. This is Wu Xie's. We, the Iron Triangle, should wear the same brother outfit."

"Naive, naive!"

Wu Zhi and Wu Xie were picking clothes over there, when they heard the fat man shout, they walked over.

"How about it, Master Fat has good eyesight."

Both of them were wearing the same style of hip-hop suits. The little brother still looked handsome, and his cold temperament was diluted a bit. The fat man was like a sophomore on the street. He really didn't see it.

"Naive, this is yours, change it quickly."

Wu Zhi smashed to the side to hold back her laughter, but Wu Xie didn't notice, "You wear what you like, but I don't."

"Hey, why are you like this? Your feelings have faded." Turning around, he took out a set out of nowhere, "Come on, Zhizhi, this is yours."

Wu Zhi's eyes widened, and her tone was disbelieving, "Brother Fat, why does this still belong to me? This is a men's clothing store."

The fat man stuffed it into Wu Zhi's arms, "What's the matter with our half-brothers and sisters wearing brother clothes? Isn't this a small size? Today you are my fat man's brother."

Wu Xie brought the clothes over, "Okay, okay, fat man, go play by yourself, let my second uncle know that my legs won't work."

Then he handed the clothes he picked out to his younger brother, "Brother, don't listen to him, what did you pick, change it."

"Hey, naive, it's your fault. If you don't wear it, why don't you let me wear it?"

Afterwards, Wu Zhi sat aside and watched the little brother like a thoughtless fitting doll let the two of them fiddle with.

As an outsider, Wu Zhi was quite happy watching, completely ignoring the little brother's eyes asking for help.

It's just that she didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly.

After buying the clothes, the three big men went into the women's clothing store. With the experience of the younger brother in front, Fatty and Wu Xie seemed to have found some kind of fun.

Wu Zhi looked at the pile of clothes they had found in front of him and wanted to cry without tears, this was really a retribution for the world.

Wu Zhi pursed her mouth, and looked at the little brother who was leaning against the corner with his hands in his arms, with teary eyes, "Brother, save my sister~"

The younger brother slowly opened his eyelids, glanced at Wu Zhi, then turned and left.

Wu Zhi was discouraged, "Ah, little brother~"

The fat man and Wu Xie chose some pink and tender skirts and clothes for her.The cuteness is beyond the mark. Although she still likes this kind of tender clothes, they are all in the same style, and they don't look different. Well, as a person who has graduated and entered the society, what she wants It's a cold, mature, and sexy style.

"Hey, little brother, you've come to save me." Wu Zhi's eyes lit up when he saw his little brother go and return.

Then her smile froze on her face, because the little brother took out a pink lace skirt from behind.

Wu Zhi clearly saw the playful look in the younger brother's eyes.

What kind of straight male aesthetics is this? The relationship between these three people is a little too good. They all choose the same.

This shopping trip ended with Wu Zhi being physically and mentally exhausted, and Audio-Technica was full of happiness and a sense of accomplishment.

The next day, Wu Xie took Wu Zhi to the Wu family's old house, and the fat man and the younger brother took Jane to find an expert.

"Brother, how old is grandma?" On the way, Wu Zhi asked Wu Xie.

"More than 100 years old." Wu Xie was driving the car, and when she heard this, she turned to look at Wu Zhi, "What's the matter?"

Then through the corner of his eyes, he saw the contents of Wu Zhi's phone, and then slammed on the brakes.

"What is this? Darling, how can I please my centenarian grandma? I'm waiting online. I'm in a hurry." Wu Xie laughed until his shoulders kept shaking, and the next post read, "What should you pay attention to when asking for a kiss?" , waiting online, very urgent.

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"Hahaha, you have done a good job of preparing this. Cough cough"

Wu Zhi patted Wu Xie on the back to comfort him, and unscrewed the thermos, "Be careful, am I a little nervous?"

"But our family's genes are quite good. This person has good looks and a long life."

Wu Xie took a sip of water, restarted the car and started on the road, "It's so-so." It's not as good as the old man at home. That's the real longevity, the kind that can send our family away.

"Wow, brother, this old house is more magnificent than the second uncle's. It's really a big family."

Wu Xie led Wu Zhi into the door, and along the way, someone called out to the two of them, "Master, Miss."

Seeing the old man sitting in the high hall, Wu Zhi felt in a daze that he had traveled through time and returned to the period of the Republic of China.

Grandma Wu was wearing a dark purple jacket and skirt, her hair was tied up in silver threads, and there was a jade hairpin on it.

Even if you are old, you will still be fascinated by the temperament of the whole body at first glance. This is the appearance of a lady in the legend. How handsome this grandpa must be to marry grandma.

Seeing that Wu Zhi was in a daze, Wu Xie pushed her and said loudly, "Grandma, this is Wu Zhi, whose nickname is Zhizhi."

Wu Zhi secretly rolled her eyes, she didn't have such a nickname, he and Fatty gave it to her.

Grandma Wu waved at Wu Zhi.

Wu Zhi stepped forward and called softly, "Grandma."

Wu Xie stepped forward, "Grandma's ears are not so good, please speak louder."

Wu Zhi raised the volume again and called grandma.

"Hey, good boy, this is really good-looking, and this youngest is also good." Grandma Wu's ears are bad but her eyes are good, so she took off a jade bracelet from her hand and brought it to Wu Zhi's hand .

Wu Zhi was not too polite, and said bluntly, "Thank you grandma."

The author has something to say:

Reporter: Wu Xie, what do you think?

Wu Xie: Thank you for your love, just one word, sour, very sour.

感谢在2020-08-1320:47:59~2020-08-1415:17:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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