Tomb Raiders Reboot: Looking for Relatives with My Sister
Chapter 28 Brother, I'm Dirty
Seeing that Wu Xie was getting more and more wrong, more obsessed than listening to thunder at home before, the fat man reached out and wanted to snatch the tape recorder.
Wu Xie was unwilling, and pushed the fat man's hand away.
"Okay, okay, don't listen." The fat man wanted to snatch it.
I just didn't expect Wu Xie's emotions to be very intense, and he yelled: "I don't have time to play! I don't have time, fat man, I have to find a way, find a way to meet my third uncle."
Seeing that the fat man was thrown aside by Wu Xie unexpectedly, Wu Zhi planned to pull the fat man, but the fat man pointed at Wu Xie, signaling that something was wrong with Wu Xie.
Wu Zhi was about to have a good talk with Wu Xie, but as soon as she squatted down, Wu Xie mistook her for coming to grab the tape recorder, and pushed her directly.
Wu Xie put down the tape recorder and put in the tape with the sound of thunder. The sound was so loud that the sound waves directly knocked the three of them down.
The fat man hit the wall directly, Wu Xie was knocked to the ground, Wu Zhi was hit by a pillar and stopped, everyone suffered a lot, Wu Zhi's head that hit the beam was injured again, the wound Neither position has changed.
His vision was blurred, and his eyes darkened.
Wu Xie stood up and walked into the water with the tape recorder.
The fat man covered his head and followed, and when Wu Xie turned his head to look at him, he asked Wu Xie with a happy face: "Hey, did you see it? You saw it too."
He didn't notice that Wu Xie's smile was getting more and more charming.
Suddenly, with a strong head, he hit the fat man with his head, and the fat man was knocked down into the pool without any precaution.
Wu Zhi rubbed her head, and as her vision gradually became clearer, she saw Wu Xie put the tape recorder on the stone platform and turned it on.
"Brother! Don't." Wu Zhi yelled, but she might have suffered a slight concussion from the bump, and now she can't stand steadily, her footsteps are flimsy, and her voice is not steady.
The fat man also yelled, "Stop!"
The fat man stumbled towards the tape recorder, but was stopped by Wu Xie.
As soon as Wu Zhi stood firm, she saw Wu Xie slapping the fat man fiercely.
Wu Zhi hurried over, trying to stop Wu Xie: "Brother! What's the matter with you, he's a fat brother!"
Wu Zhi was also thrown by Wu Xie, but she didn't fall into the water. Wu Zhi stood firm, and the fat man was punched by Wu Xie, and was slammed into the water. The fat man could only hide and dare not fight back.
Wu Zhi went over to pull Wu Xie, but he slapped her, and the fat man yelled at Wu Zhi who was still coming to help, "Leave me alone, turn off the tape recorder!"
Wu Zhi glanced at him twice, turned and walked towards the tape recorder.
Wu Xie glared at Wu Zhi angrily as if she had eyes on her back, and quickly carried her back, and also carried the fat man who was pinned down in the water by him, and the fat man was thrown on the shore.
Wu Zhi took advantage of the time when Wu Xie went ashore to turn over the bag, and planned to run to turn off the tape recorder, but before she got to the tape recorder, she saw Wu Xie holding a military shovel and trying to slash at the fat man.
"Brother!" Wu Zhi had no choice but to give up the tape recorder.
Wu Xie still had a sliver of consciousness, and shouted to the fat man to dodge, then Wu Zhi hugged Wu Xie's waist, trying to drag him back: "Fatty man, dodge!"
The moment Wu Xie withdrew, Fatty thought he was about to hand over to his brother, and Wu Zhi dragged Wu Xie back with all his might.
At this time, the little brother suddenly appeared, snatched the shovel from Wu Xie's hand, swung it vigorously, and smashed it at the tape recorder behind.
Both Wu Zhi and Wu Xie threw back because of this force, Wu Zhi once again became Wu Xie's meat pad, and the two fell into the pool. Wu Xie came to his senses and heaved a sigh of relief. He will never forgive himself in his life.
Wu Zhi also heaved a sigh of relief, this god can be considered to have returned.
The little brother first pulled up the fat man beside him, and the fat man walked up to Wu Xie, who had just come to his senses and felt deeply guilty, and stretched out his hand to him.
"You owe me a hot pot, you are so easy to hallucinate, you are so weak and lack of body."
Wu Zhi was very moved by the brotherhood of the three of them, but she felt that she was going to drown due to lack of oxygen.
Finally Wu Xie also stretched out his hand, and after Wu Xie got up, the little brother quickly fished Wu Zhi up.
Wu Zhi pursed her lips and said to the little brother: "Brother, you are here. Not only did I get into the water, but my whole body was also wet, and I was also dirty~" I am for your brother, so don't kill me! ~
After walking to the shore, Wu Zhi saw Liu Sang leaning against the pillar listlessly, with a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth.
"Liu Sang."
"Mourner."
As soon as the few people were about to go outside the main hall, Liu Sang stopped them all: "There are things coming, and there are many more."
The fat man was weak: "I said that as long as there is thunder, these things will wake up. The thunder was too loud just now, and the entire underground palace probably woke up."
Just as Wu Zhi wondered how far Liu Sang's army was behind him, he saw a man leaping in through the door.
Wu Xie reacted and patted the fat man: "Go, get on the boat."
The little brother is very skilled, he jumped up from the hole in the middle of the boat, and caught everyone on top, Wu Zhi was the first to be pushed up.
Then the fat man who had been at odds with Liu Sang lifted him up: "Sangbeier, go!"
"Fatty, come on!"
"You go!"
The two pushed down below.
"You two come up quickly!" Wu Zhi was really anxious to death, seeing that the figurines on the boat started to move slowly.
"This favor has not been repaid." The fat man yelled and climbed up. He was worried that Wu Xie would feel guilty because of the incident just now and die because of him, so he said to let him live to pay back his hot pot.
After the fat man boarded the boat, the figurine rushed over to them.
"Brother, come up."
The fat man caught Wu Xie.
Wu Zhi held his own scalpel, and Fatty held his own weapon and shouted: "Iron Triangle, fire at full power!"
The little brother drew out his big knife, and flew towards the crawling figurine.
Wu Xie used her feet to step on the hands of the people who climbed onto the boat. When Wu Zhi saw it, she gave up the method of using a scalpel and used her feet instead. It was convenient to throw the scalpel, at least she didn't have to bend down to pick it up.
Fatty swung the military shovel to prevent the figurines from climbing onto the boat.
Wu Xie moved a piece of deck to cover the hole in the bottom of the boat to block the figurines trying to climb up from the hole. Liu Sang helped hold down the wooden board, and finally simply pressed the wooden board with his body weight.
The fat man patted on the bow of the boat, but the leather figurines on the bow were getting more and more tired, and they were about to be pulled off the boat. Seeing this, Wu Xie ran over. Seeing that half of the fat man was about to fall off the boat, Wu Zhi went straight there Pounced, hugged the fat man's feet, and pulled him back to the boat.
The little brother climbed up to the highest point, and below were the figurines who followed him up, one after another, stacked to form a small tower.
The little brother untied the gloves, and swiped the knife against his palm with one hand. The donated blood spurted out and scattered on the chasing leather figurines. The leather figurines fell down one after another as if they had been scalded.
Wu Zhi who just turned around! ! !
But now is not a good time to be in a daze and think about problems, so she took a look and continued to fight with the figurines.
The standing figurines are bigger than the crawling ones, so it is very convenient to use a scalpel.
The sharp scalpel waved up and down in Wu Zhi's hand, and the limbs of the figurines fell down one after another.
Thanks to her tireless understanding of the human body structure for so many years, she can now use less effort to remove the limbs and remove the figurines.
It’s just that this scalpel is too small to be useful, it would be better if it could be bigger, and, this figurine is parasitized by human hands, so it’s useless even if it’s dismembered, this figurine can still be used without hands and feet Wriggling like a maggot.
Fatty lost his shovel, so he pulled the honor stick on the boat and waved it around.
Wu Xie took the scimitar and slashed at the surrounding leather figurines.
The leather figurines with sharp claws attacked the wooden board one after another, and the fragile wooden board couldn't stand it at all. Liu Sang, who was pressing the board with his body, was quickly scratched, and Liu Sang rolled off the board the moment the board shattered.
There are tireless and countless figurines and human shells below, and the big clock above is also awakened by the movement below, the vigorous bell rings above them, and the head hurts intermittently.
"Brother, Zhong." Wu Xie said to the little brother above, covering his ears with one hand and holding a knife in the other to guard against the figurines.
The little brother glanced at him, then at Wu Zhi, flew up and climbed to the iron chain above the clock.
More and more leather figurines came after hearing the sound.
The little brother cut off the iron chain above, and shouted to the people below: "Come up quickly."
Wu Xie pushed the fat man, and then pulled up Wu Zhi, who was undressed and his body was Zhenghuan, "Let's go."
As if knowing that Wu Zhi and the others are in a very dangerous situation below, Wu Erbai above saw the large-scale falling of birds in the surveyed area, and judged that something might have happened below, and arranged to air, bomb, and open them as soon as possible, so that they could come out. time.
Wu Zhi, who was below, followed Wu Xie to climb up along the iron chain.
With such a small iron chain, the figurines could climb up with a few people. After Wu Zhi and the others were hanging on the iron chain, the little brother swung the knife vigorously, and the last iron chain holding the big bell broke, and the big bell smashed down. To the ground still chasing their figurines.
Above the iron chain is a stone wall, and the iron chain is embedded in the stone wall.
Wu Zhi and the others are hanging like this, Wu Zhi's physical strength is still good, but after such a long battle and the running around in the underground palace before, this meeting can't hold it anymore, and it's about to fall At that moment, a hand took her over.
As if it would be easier to hold it under the armpit, Wu Zhi faced down again, with her limbs drooping.
Wu Zhi looked up and saw that it was the younger brother.
"Brother, I can hold on for a while, I'm afraid this iron chain can't bear the weight of two people." Wu Zhi was a little worried, both of them were adults.
"Nothing." The little brother glanced at the fat man, saying that the fat man's weight can bear it, and the iron chain can still bear the two of them.
The first time I was hugged by the little brother in this way, the fat man was blind, and I finally saw it, but he forcibly suppressed his smile.
The three of them couldn't hold back, so they had no choice but to turn their faces away from them. They couldn't help it, and their hands became weak from this smile. It's better to hold back for the sake of life.
Wu Zhi, who was facing down, smelled a bad smell, "Why is it so smelly?"
The fat man also smelled it: "Marsh gas, hey, don't smoke."
Wu Xie and Liu Sang looked at him speechlessly holding the iron chain with both hands.
"I just want to remind you." The fat man added.
Wu Xie looked down: "The concentration of methane here is extremely high. If we wait for it to rise, within 10 minutes, we will be paralyzed and suffocate to death."
"10 minutes, no matter how smart I am Fatty, 10 minutes is not enough. Little brother, Zhi Zhi, you two need to find a way, it's too late."
Neither Wu Zhi nor the little brother could do anything, the fat man wailed, "It seems that our Iron Triangle is really going to end today~"
The fat man wanted to say some last words, but Liu Sang scolded him in a low voice: "Shut up."
The fat man still wanted to fight, but Liu Sang continued, "It's the second uncle."
The fat man was puzzled: "Second uncle?"
Wu Zhi also asked at the same time: "Second Uncle?"
Wu Xie asked, "Where is it?"
Liu Sang: "Up there."
The fat man was overjoyed: "You saved us?"
Liu Sang had a faint downward trend, and said with difficulty: "They are going to explode."
Then he heard the sound of thump, thump, and Liu Sang counted down: "Five four three two one!"
The author has something to say:
Zhizhi: Little brother, since I am your brother for you, you should forget about the past.
Brother: That's impossible.
Fatty: Hahaha, Zhizhi, you are too funny, ouch, I can’t laugh, I have to hold back, this is too embarrassing for my fat man! ! !
Wu Xie was unwilling, and pushed the fat man's hand away.
"Okay, okay, don't listen." The fat man wanted to snatch it.
I just didn't expect Wu Xie's emotions to be very intense, and he yelled: "I don't have time to play! I don't have time, fat man, I have to find a way, find a way to meet my third uncle."
Seeing that the fat man was thrown aside by Wu Xie unexpectedly, Wu Zhi planned to pull the fat man, but the fat man pointed at Wu Xie, signaling that something was wrong with Wu Xie.
Wu Zhi was about to have a good talk with Wu Xie, but as soon as she squatted down, Wu Xie mistook her for coming to grab the tape recorder, and pushed her directly.
Wu Xie put down the tape recorder and put in the tape with the sound of thunder. The sound was so loud that the sound waves directly knocked the three of them down.
The fat man hit the wall directly, Wu Xie was knocked to the ground, Wu Zhi was hit by a pillar and stopped, everyone suffered a lot, Wu Zhi's head that hit the beam was injured again, the wound Neither position has changed.
His vision was blurred, and his eyes darkened.
Wu Xie stood up and walked into the water with the tape recorder.
The fat man covered his head and followed, and when Wu Xie turned his head to look at him, he asked Wu Xie with a happy face: "Hey, did you see it? You saw it too."
He didn't notice that Wu Xie's smile was getting more and more charming.
Suddenly, with a strong head, he hit the fat man with his head, and the fat man was knocked down into the pool without any precaution.
Wu Zhi rubbed her head, and as her vision gradually became clearer, she saw Wu Xie put the tape recorder on the stone platform and turned it on.
"Brother! Don't." Wu Zhi yelled, but she might have suffered a slight concussion from the bump, and now she can't stand steadily, her footsteps are flimsy, and her voice is not steady.
The fat man also yelled, "Stop!"
The fat man stumbled towards the tape recorder, but was stopped by Wu Xie.
As soon as Wu Zhi stood firm, she saw Wu Xie slapping the fat man fiercely.
Wu Zhi hurried over, trying to stop Wu Xie: "Brother! What's the matter with you, he's a fat brother!"
Wu Zhi was also thrown by Wu Xie, but she didn't fall into the water. Wu Zhi stood firm, and the fat man was punched by Wu Xie, and was slammed into the water. The fat man could only hide and dare not fight back.
Wu Zhi went over to pull Wu Xie, but he slapped her, and the fat man yelled at Wu Zhi who was still coming to help, "Leave me alone, turn off the tape recorder!"
Wu Zhi glanced at him twice, turned and walked towards the tape recorder.
Wu Xie glared at Wu Zhi angrily as if she had eyes on her back, and quickly carried her back, and also carried the fat man who was pinned down in the water by him, and the fat man was thrown on the shore.
Wu Zhi took advantage of the time when Wu Xie went ashore to turn over the bag, and planned to run to turn off the tape recorder, but before she got to the tape recorder, she saw Wu Xie holding a military shovel and trying to slash at the fat man.
"Brother!" Wu Zhi had no choice but to give up the tape recorder.
Wu Xie still had a sliver of consciousness, and shouted to the fat man to dodge, then Wu Zhi hugged Wu Xie's waist, trying to drag him back: "Fatty man, dodge!"
The moment Wu Xie withdrew, Fatty thought he was about to hand over to his brother, and Wu Zhi dragged Wu Xie back with all his might.
At this time, the little brother suddenly appeared, snatched the shovel from Wu Xie's hand, swung it vigorously, and smashed it at the tape recorder behind.
Both Wu Zhi and Wu Xie threw back because of this force, Wu Zhi once again became Wu Xie's meat pad, and the two fell into the pool. Wu Xie came to his senses and heaved a sigh of relief. He will never forgive himself in his life.
Wu Zhi also heaved a sigh of relief, this god can be considered to have returned.
The little brother first pulled up the fat man beside him, and the fat man walked up to Wu Xie, who had just come to his senses and felt deeply guilty, and stretched out his hand to him.
"You owe me a hot pot, you are so easy to hallucinate, you are so weak and lack of body."
Wu Zhi was very moved by the brotherhood of the three of them, but she felt that she was going to drown due to lack of oxygen.
Finally Wu Xie also stretched out his hand, and after Wu Xie got up, the little brother quickly fished Wu Zhi up.
Wu Zhi pursed her lips and said to the little brother: "Brother, you are here. Not only did I get into the water, but my whole body was also wet, and I was also dirty~" I am for your brother, so don't kill me! ~
After walking to the shore, Wu Zhi saw Liu Sang leaning against the pillar listlessly, with a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth.
"Liu Sang."
"Mourner."
As soon as the few people were about to go outside the main hall, Liu Sang stopped them all: "There are things coming, and there are many more."
The fat man was weak: "I said that as long as there is thunder, these things will wake up. The thunder was too loud just now, and the entire underground palace probably woke up."
Just as Wu Zhi wondered how far Liu Sang's army was behind him, he saw a man leaping in through the door.
Wu Xie reacted and patted the fat man: "Go, get on the boat."
The little brother is very skilled, he jumped up from the hole in the middle of the boat, and caught everyone on top, Wu Zhi was the first to be pushed up.
Then the fat man who had been at odds with Liu Sang lifted him up: "Sangbeier, go!"
"Fatty, come on!"
"You go!"
The two pushed down below.
"You two come up quickly!" Wu Zhi was really anxious to death, seeing that the figurines on the boat started to move slowly.
"This favor has not been repaid." The fat man yelled and climbed up. He was worried that Wu Xie would feel guilty because of the incident just now and die because of him, so he said to let him live to pay back his hot pot.
After the fat man boarded the boat, the figurine rushed over to them.
"Brother, come up."
The fat man caught Wu Xie.
Wu Zhi held his own scalpel, and Fatty held his own weapon and shouted: "Iron Triangle, fire at full power!"
The little brother drew out his big knife, and flew towards the crawling figurine.
Wu Xie used her feet to step on the hands of the people who climbed onto the boat. When Wu Zhi saw it, she gave up the method of using a scalpel and used her feet instead. It was convenient to throw the scalpel, at least she didn't have to bend down to pick it up.
Fatty swung the military shovel to prevent the figurines from climbing onto the boat.
Wu Xie moved a piece of deck to cover the hole in the bottom of the boat to block the figurines trying to climb up from the hole. Liu Sang helped hold down the wooden board, and finally simply pressed the wooden board with his body weight.
The fat man patted on the bow of the boat, but the leather figurines on the bow were getting more and more tired, and they were about to be pulled off the boat. Seeing this, Wu Xie ran over. Seeing that half of the fat man was about to fall off the boat, Wu Zhi went straight there Pounced, hugged the fat man's feet, and pulled him back to the boat.
The little brother climbed up to the highest point, and below were the figurines who followed him up, one after another, stacked to form a small tower.
The little brother untied the gloves, and swiped the knife against his palm with one hand. The donated blood spurted out and scattered on the chasing leather figurines. The leather figurines fell down one after another as if they had been scalded.
Wu Zhi who just turned around! ! !
But now is not a good time to be in a daze and think about problems, so she took a look and continued to fight with the figurines.
The standing figurines are bigger than the crawling ones, so it is very convenient to use a scalpel.
The sharp scalpel waved up and down in Wu Zhi's hand, and the limbs of the figurines fell down one after another.
Thanks to her tireless understanding of the human body structure for so many years, she can now use less effort to remove the limbs and remove the figurines.
It’s just that this scalpel is too small to be useful, it would be better if it could be bigger, and, this figurine is parasitized by human hands, so it’s useless even if it’s dismembered, this figurine can still be used without hands and feet Wriggling like a maggot.
Fatty lost his shovel, so he pulled the honor stick on the boat and waved it around.
Wu Xie took the scimitar and slashed at the surrounding leather figurines.
The leather figurines with sharp claws attacked the wooden board one after another, and the fragile wooden board couldn't stand it at all. Liu Sang, who was pressing the board with his body, was quickly scratched, and Liu Sang rolled off the board the moment the board shattered.
There are tireless and countless figurines and human shells below, and the big clock above is also awakened by the movement below, the vigorous bell rings above them, and the head hurts intermittently.
"Brother, Zhong." Wu Xie said to the little brother above, covering his ears with one hand and holding a knife in the other to guard against the figurines.
The little brother glanced at him, then at Wu Zhi, flew up and climbed to the iron chain above the clock.
More and more leather figurines came after hearing the sound.
The little brother cut off the iron chain above, and shouted to the people below: "Come up quickly."
Wu Xie pushed the fat man, and then pulled up Wu Zhi, who was undressed and his body was Zhenghuan, "Let's go."
As if knowing that Wu Zhi and the others are in a very dangerous situation below, Wu Erbai above saw the large-scale falling of birds in the surveyed area, and judged that something might have happened below, and arranged to air, bomb, and open them as soon as possible, so that they could come out. time.
Wu Zhi, who was below, followed Wu Xie to climb up along the iron chain.
With such a small iron chain, the figurines could climb up with a few people. After Wu Zhi and the others were hanging on the iron chain, the little brother swung the knife vigorously, and the last iron chain holding the big bell broke, and the big bell smashed down. To the ground still chasing their figurines.
Above the iron chain is a stone wall, and the iron chain is embedded in the stone wall.
Wu Zhi and the others are hanging like this, Wu Zhi's physical strength is still good, but after such a long battle and the running around in the underground palace before, this meeting can't hold it anymore, and it's about to fall At that moment, a hand took her over.
As if it would be easier to hold it under the armpit, Wu Zhi faced down again, with her limbs drooping.
Wu Zhi looked up and saw that it was the younger brother.
"Brother, I can hold on for a while, I'm afraid this iron chain can't bear the weight of two people." Wu Zhi was a little worried, both of them were adults.
"Nothing." The little brother glanced at the fat man, saying that the fat man's weight can bear it, and the iron chain can still bear the two of them.
The first time I was hugged by the little brother in this way, the fat man was blind, and I finally saw it, but he forcibly suppressed his smile.
The three of them couldn't hold back, so they had no choice but to turn their faces away from them. They couldn't help it, and their hands became weak from this smile. It's better to hold back for the sake of life.
Wu Zhi, who was facing down, smelled a bad smell, "Why is it so smelly?"
The fat man also smelled it: "Marsh gas, hey, don't smoke."
Wu Xie and Liu Sang looked at him speechlessly holding the iron chain with both hands.
"I just want to remind you." The fat man added.
Wu Xie looked down: "The concentration of methane here is extremely high. If we wait for it to rise, within 10 minutes, we will be paralyzed and suffocate to death."
"10 minutes, no matter how smart I am Fatty, 10 minutes is not enough. Little brother, Zhi Zhi, you two need to find a way, it's too late."
Neither Wu Zhi nor the little brother could do anything, the fat man wailed, "It seems that our Iron Triangle is really going to end today~"
The fat man wanted to say some last words, but Liu Sang scolded him in a low voice: "Shut up."
The fat man still wanted to fight, but Liu Sang continued, "It's the second uncle."
The fat man was puzzled: "Second uncle?"
Wu Zhi also asked at the same time: "Second Uncle?"
Wu Xie asked, "Where is it?"
Liu Sang: "Up there."
The fat man was overjoyed: "You saved us?"
Liu Sang had a faint downward trend, and said with difficulty: "They are going to explode."
Then he heard the sound of thump, thump, and Liu Sang counted down: "Five four three two one!"
The author has something to say:
Zhizhi: Little brother, since I am your brother for you, you should forget about the past.
Brother: That's impossible.
Fatty: Hahaha, Zhizhi, you are too funny, ouch, I can’t laugh, I have to hold back, this is too embarrassing for my fat man! ! !
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