[Comprehensive Qiong Yao+Red Mansion] History is turning a corner

AD 2014, Beijing

Let's focus on one of the most famous universities in the world - Capital University of China, a sacred place that all the students all over the world yearn for.

The university, formerly known as Jingcheng Academy, was founded in the first year of Yanchang. After a hundred years of ups and downs, it gradually grew up. During this period, a large number of national pillars emerged, either well-known or unknown.They attract students from all over the country and even the world to gather here and concentrate on their studies.

Its founder is none other than one of the greatest emperors in the history of the Chinese Empire, Qingrui Zu, Aixinjueluo Yongjue.

At this time, the auditorium was full of people, and many students were holding stools by themselves, or simply sitting on the floor, resting their notebooks on their knees, listening intently.

"The ancestor of Qing Rui enlightened the people, built the navy, opened the sea ban, conquered Koryo, expelled Tsarist Russia, and included Jinchuan and other countries in Southeast Asia into the territory of the Chinese Empire. Among my ancestors, there was such a talented and bold emperor, and it is because of his existence that today's Chinese Empire exists."

"Qing Ruizu died young at the age of 49. In his life, there were two queens, one imperial concubine, four concubines, four concubines, nine nobles, and three regulars, and one who was abandoned because of his participation in the conspiracy. Concubine, can be regarded as one of the few concubines in the royal family of the Qing Dynasty, because he spent most of his time on government affairs. Qing Ruizu never stopped the court for no reason in his life, and only stopped for a day after the death of Emperor Zhaoyi to express his condolences , which is inseparable from his diligence and love for the people."

The professor who is not old with a sword pointed at the projection, his voice was a little excited.

"And Qing Ruizu is not only admirable in character, but also has a good handwriting, which is in sharp contrast to his literary talent, which is at the bottom of the emperors of all dynasties. Well, you nympho, don't stare at me. Your Majesty still has a Good work, he is one of the few emperors in the history of the empire who can fight on horseback and rule on horseback. Let's take a look at some paintings we found in Wenyuan Pavilion last year—”

Four portraits appeared one after the other on the projection, all oil paintings.

The picture scroll is well preserved, and the appearance of the person in the painting is clearly identifiable. He is exactly the Qing Ruizu that the professor said.

The old professor laughed jokingly: "Besides, it is said that Qing Ruizu is the most handsome emperor among all dynasties. I agree, and this can be seen from the painting."

Everyone in the audience nodded in unison.

The four paintings depict Qing Ruizu galloping on horses, drawing bows and arrows, chatting and laughing on horseback, and strolling on horseback. The phoenix eyes are captivating, the eyebrows are straight, the star pupils are deep, the bridge of the nose is straight, the skin is fair, and there is a casual smile on the corner of the mouth. , a black riding suit inlaid with gold trim, hips.Below is his beloved horse Zhaoye Yushi.

This appearance, this demeanor, is more than just a word of handsome?

"The authors of these four paintings are the rare people in ancient my country with six yuan in the middle, the first talented scholar and capable minister in the Qing Dynasty, Wen Xianggong, and Lin Ruiyang. These paintings that can be clearly seen in the folds of the clothes fully show Wen Xianggong's superb At the same time, his painting skills also express his close attention to Qing Ruizu and his deep understanding."

The professor added in a timely manner: "So it is not unreasonable to say that these two people are a pair in the wild history. Although I support Zhongyonggong Fucha Mingrui more, those two are a proper pair of bamboo horses. Your Majesty gave him The queen's treatment is only one rank away."

"No, Your Majesty belongs to us!" Many girls shouted in unison, causing good-natured laughter.

Underneath, a girl with twin ponytails covered her flushed cheeks and looked at the painting obsessively: "Oh, how can your majesty be so handsome? I wish I were Empress Xiaohui, and being the cinnabar mole in your majesty's heart is such a blessing! "

"You idiot, Empress Suo Chuo Luo received a lunch box only a few years after she married His Majesty?" The short-haired heroic girl sitting next to her snorted disdainfully, "If you want me to say, to be His Majesty's woman, you have to be the imperial concubine of Emperor Zhaoyi. Well, if you are beautiful, talented, have a strong stomach, and have dominated the harem for decades, then you are the winner in life, okay?"

"No, no, the imperial concubine has to take care of palace affairs, she is so busy, how can she have time to hook up with His Majesty?" The foreign girl with big golden waves retorted in fluent Chinese.

"That is to say, our IQ has been played by concubines long ago!" Several spectators nodded and counted with their fingers, "It's better to be an ordinary concubine, who can hook up with His Majesty and be free. ah!"

"What's the point of tossing around in the harem? A person as diligent as His Majesty spends so little time visiting the harem." The young man sitting in the front row couldn't help but turn around and interjected, "It's better to be a man, since you can be in the court Sharing worries for His Majesty, being able to be with His Majesty every day, and not having to enjoy the pain of a woman's life once a month, that's Xinghu Senhuo, okay?"

All the girls: "..." Convex

Listening to the crooked topics below, the old professor smiled as usual, and only raised his pointer after their nympho craze had passed: "Whether you want to be Qing Ruizu's men or women, after class, you can go to school again." Let's discuss, today we are going to talk about the important cultural relics that the royal family just announced earlier this month, the suicide note of Qing Ruizu."

The people who were arguing below immediately sat up straight, staring at the podium with scorching eyes.

The projection changed a page and turned into a scroll of bright yellow imperial edicts.

"This will was written in January of the 25th year of Yanchang. Qing Ruizu sent away his empress and concubine, the famous general Hai Lancha and the civil servant Lin Ruiyang. The will outlines Qing Ruizu's life. Raised as a proton in the deep palace, he had no ambitions as a young man, so he had to risk his life in exchange for military merits, and later, because he couldn't bear the suspicion and insult of Emperor Qianlong, he resolutely chose to take the road of forcing the palace to rebel."

"Qing Ruizu confessed the whole process of his rebellion in his will, and clearly explained the ins and outs of his rebellion. This is a unique move in the history of the empire. Only the emperor has ever praised himself for being wise, even if It's even Hunjun who wants to put gold on his face, but Qingruizu did the opposite, which makes us have to express our boundless admiration for his loyalty to his heart and his frankness without falsification."

"The last sentence of the posthumous decree: right and wrong, after thousands of years, leave it for future generations to comment." The professor was deeply moved, "Perhaps the officials and people at that time did not understand Qing Ruizu, but now we worship him so much because of His wisdom and enlightenment."

"As we all know, since the 24th year of Qianlong, Emperor Qianlong, who is still a wise emperor, began his absurd and puzzling three years, which is what later generations call the era of pig logic. Empress Xiaohui Sochoro passed away during this period."

When mentioning this, the professor seemed a little outraged: "It is insane to connive and favor one's children to such an extent, you don't treat Qing Ruizu as your own child at all, let him be insulted, and even blame him at every turn, just because Qing Ruizu objected to him accepting a child." Brothel women enter the palace!"

"Although it's too biased for a professor to say this, I still want to say that Emperor Qianlong's removal from the throne was all his fault!"

There was applause in the auditorium.

The professor calmed down, and then said: "I would like to add one more thing. I read some Qingchuan articles on the Internet a few days ago. For those who dreamed of going back to the Qing Dynasty to save Qing Ruizu's miserable life all day long, help him win the world. My men and women, I want to tell you, don’t think that you can thoroughly understand history by studying history, not just anyone can become a woman like Bilu Hajilan. Also, don’t think that letting Qing Ruizu out of suffering is just for the sake of He is good, the reason why Qing Ruizu can become the emperor you admire through the ages is that his experience in his youth made him frugal, hardworking, generous and open-minded."

"Finally, today's homework is to write a paper. Regarding the possible impact of Qing Ruizu's acknowledgment of rebellion and your views on this move, the number of words is not limited. get out of class is over."

Before leaving the door, the old professor added another sentence: "Personally, Qing Ruizu is one of the most unscrupulous emperors in history. His three major hobbies in his life are torturing his courtiers, molesting his courtiers, and using other people's property to make money after playing badly with his courtiers." The treasury, such a stingy emperor deserves to be suppressed by General Hai Lancha."

"Your Majesty is attacking! Attacking ghosts, beasts, domineering emperors!" The short-haired girl in a punk outfit stepped on the table and shouted, shaking her fists. Little brother!"

She paused for a moment, then shouted: "Professor is the same, it's okay!"

"Your Majesty is the real emperor through the ages, and any wise emperor is just making decisions for the people. Our wise and mighty Majesty is the founder of letting the people make decisions!" Another little girl also shouted.

A four-eyed girl shook her head and sighed: "Unfortunately, His Majesty is good at everything, but his literary talent ranks a bit low among the emperors of the Qing Dynasty..."

The boy who endured it for a long time finally complained: "Come on, he is obviously the last one, even the founding emperor Nu. It is a disgrace to PLAY that the scholar of the University of Lin, who is number one in the theory of Yuan and Di Ce, has such a lack of literary talent at all!"

"Then what's the matter? University scholars are His Majesty's gifted scholars and beauties! Oh..." The girls made Xizi holding their hearts, stretched out one hand out of the window, and read aloud with longing faces, "You are in charge of benefiting the world, and I am in charge of appearance." She is as beautiful as a flower, and she will grow her hair up to her waist in the future, Your Majesty—I want to marry you!"

The boys covered their faces and retreated in defeat.

The sun was shining brightly outside the window, just shining on the portrait of His Majesty on the slide.

I saw it in the Kowloon post bar and made some changes

New Year's inspection, His Majesty's harem position transfer table:

Empress Xiaojinrui (Mingrui)

Concubine Wenxiang (Lin Ruiyang), Concubine Wuyi (Hailancha)

Concubine Xin (Prince), Concubine Yi (Thirteen), Concubine Zhen (little lion)

Concubine Ying (Fengsheng), Concubine An (E Rongan), Concubine Xie (Hongchang)

The nobles are always there (Other transparent original subjects, such as Hongzhan, Qinggui, Zalantai, Chebudenzabu, Jialian, etc.)

The official woman Kang (Zhakang), the official woman Yong (Yongzheng)

ps: Wang Mangong and the concubine will continue to work hard, and if there is no accident, the inspection will be changed once a year.

The author has something to say:

Too much noise, please speak slowly ←_←

The more comments the better, don't be polite with me^ω^

#被一个攻略打形弹弹哪响, I’m in a hurry, wait online#

#一万字文章: The men and women who chased Rui Zu together in those years#

#常攻一朝成受, Your Majesty’s innocence is gone, Hajilan’s relics tell you that the general has never attacked#

☆, extra eight

A moving recitation came from the classroom of the Qing History Special Research Class of the College of Liberal Arts of Capital University:

"Ten years of life and death are boundless, ten years of life and death are boundless, don't think about it, you will never forget it. There is nowhere to say desolation in a lonely grave thousands of miles away. Even if you don't know each other, your face is covered with dust, and your temples are like frost. At night, you dream and return home, Xiaoxuan Window, just dressing up. There is no words for each other, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected that the place where the heart will be broken every year, the moonlit night, short Matsuoka."

"How many times have I met you in my dreams, I want to hold your hand, wrap your waist, kiss your lips, tell you, let's start again!"

The literary girl who spoke impassionedly on the podium clenched her fist and said loudly, "Yunting, please believe me, I can't live in a world without you, come back soon, my love! The world is not as important as you! "

A low sob came from below.

"It's so touching!" The short-haired girl who said in the auditorium yesterday that she was about to break off the professor's little brother wiped her tears with a handkerchief, and said, choked up, "How can a swollen be abused like this? Without Lord Mingrui, how can Your Majesty live? "

"Yes, yes!" The person next to him nodded heavily.

"Did you see what was found in Duke Zhongyong's tomb after it was excavated? It turned out to be the beeswax safety buckle that His Majesty brought up since childhood!" The fiery red-haired foreign girl held her chest in a state of intoxication.

"And that piece of brocade, you are like a lamp to me, like Sinan. Now that the compass is broken and the lamp is extinguished, if I want to cross the vast ocean with this lonely boat?" The short-haired girl curled her mouth, "Mom Damn, my old lady wants to cry again, why is it swollen QAQ?"

"Yeah, yeah, it's a cry!" The person next to him continued to nod.

"The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you left me suddenly, but I didn't have time to say I love you." The red-haired girl recited Princess Jilan's famous lines with sparkling eyes.

"Has anyone noticed? Although the draft will continue as usual four years later in Yanchang, His Majesty's harem has never had any new recruits, and fewer children have been born."

Many nymphomaniacs said in unison: "Stop mentioning such abusive things!"

"They will be happy in their next life!" The short-haired girl clenched her fists, stood up suddenly and shouted, "Your Majesty, you must live a good life with Master Mingrui in that world!"

As if someone had opened the floodgate, the classroom suddenly boiled.

"Your Majesty, is your true love a bamboo horse, a general, or a bachelor? Don't be the unscrupulous Prince Li! You are not in the same style!"

"Your Majesty, please don't bend yourself, you and the imperial concubine are true love!"

"Your Majesty, let's 4P!!"

The forgotten girl on the podium: "..."

Since the tomb of Fucha Mingrui was found to make all the rotten girls boil, tens of thousands of girls jointly signed a letter to the imperial family, requesting that the tombs of Wenxiang Gong Lin Ruiyang and Wuyi Gonghai Lancha be excavated as soon as possible.

The campus belle of Capital University vowed: If His Majesty hadn't hooked up with those two, she would have swallowed the golden statue of His Majesty at the school gate.

But later I heard that this matter was suppressed by the royal family.

Regarding the shameless behavior of someone who has no integrity in history, it is better not to embarrass the royal family!

By the way, the full name of China now is the United Imperial Kingdom of East Asia and Southeast Asia of the Chinese People's Democracy, referred to as the Chinese Empire.The improved version of the constitutional monarchy is implemented. On the premise of retaining the monarchy, through the constitution, the people's sovereignty is established, the people control the power, the royal family controls the military power, and realize the de facto republic.

In the fifth year after Qing Ruizu passed away, King Aixinjueluo Mianxin of Zhennan declared that Southeast Asian countries would always be the territory of the Qing Dynasty, and Zhennan would always be a part of the Qing Dynasty.

After handing over the ruling power, he took Fujin and his children to travel around the world.

Mian Xin's actions completely eliminated one of the two major crimes that Yong Jue was criticized for - splitting the country.

As for His Majesty's other crime, patricide and treason, if anyone dares to complain, then the brave girls of the empire will tell those people that fighting women will always be the five scum of war.

Now, the Forbidden City has been built as a museum for people to admire the emperors of the past dynasties, mainly facing the one-to-one real portrait of His Majesty YY Yongjue.

But the royal family all moved into the Old Summer Palace. The obvious reason was to support the people’s democratic regime. In fact, it was because the men, women and children surnamed Aixinjueluo were afraid of the heat ╮(╯_╰)╭

Aixinjueluo Jilan, the eldest daughter of the current empress Chenzhe and his wife, lived in the sky above and below the lakeside of the Old Summer Palace.

This Her Royal Highness, who is famous all over the world for her vivaciousness and passion for literature, is the one who initiated the vigorous essay competition "Bringing the distance between life and death between His Majesty and Mingrui with your pen" in the Faculty of Letters, and then put Danmei The flames spread to the whole world, and the leader of the rotten girl organization who watched the birth of Gao Hwen secretly watched. ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

When she was thinking hard about how to get the empress to agree to publish "Jiangjiang Niangying Style 72: Secrets of Bed Affairs You Don't Know" dug out of Hajilan's tomb, there was a burst of laughter from downstairs.

"Don't move, the boat will capsize!" A clear young man shouted displeased.

"Just turn it over, good boy, don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, I can swim." Another slightly hoarse male voice replied lazily.

"Even in summer, I don't want to go to the lake to take a bath, Aixinjueluo Xijue, stay away from me!"

"Haha, daughter-in-law, the husband is here, okay (*￣3)(ε￣*)"

"Help! Sister Ji Lan, help!"

Ji Lan sighed, opened the window and leaned out, helplessly shouted: "Okay, A Jue, why do you always bully Xiao Rui, can't you let others see your mature and considerate side?"

On the small golden dragon boat, a young man with his upper body bare on his hips roared, "What's your business? Read your H. manga and write your little Huang. Wen. Sooner or later, he will die from excessive nosebleeds! Aixinjueluo Ji Lan, do you know that disturbing someone's relationship will lead to hemorrhoids?"

Hemorrhoids, your sister!

The corner of Ji Lan's mouth twitched, and he let go of his voice and yelled unscrupulous words: "I'm kindly reminding you, don't wait for the day when your daughter-in-law runs away to ask me for help!"

The handsome young man's face darkened: "We are newlyweds, and our daughter-in-law is willing to bully me. The fun in it is not something you, a woman who is almost [-] and not married, can understand o(￣ヘ￣o# )”

Damn, I can't have a pleasant exchange!

Cursing in his heart, Ji Lan slammed the window hard.

The noisy Zhenghuan couple outside are the younger brother and his wife who received their marriage certificate yesterday. The 23-year-old eldest brother, Aixinjueluo Xijue, and his 22-year-old son-in-law, Fucha Hengrui.

The two are bamboo horses and bamboo horses who grew up together.

The first time her younger brother saw her, he yelled "marry me, beauty" and rushed forward and hugged him without letting go. The daughter-in-law is long and the daughter-in-law is short, and he learned to please his mother-in-law before he went to school, and he hasn't read "Thick Black Studies" I knew that blatantly putting a name tag on the little daughter-in-law was simply crazy.

However, the two came together smoothly, and the parents of both sides had no objection at all. On the contrary, the two hostesses were very happy, and they especially liked each other's son.

"The two of you came together, as if destined by heaven, without any ups and downs," Ji Lan once said jokingly to his younger brother, "Maybe it's because you have experienced all the hardships in your previous life?"

"Nonsense! Master and Xiaorui must have been such a sweet and loving couple in their previous lives!" The handsome man with Danfeng eyes, who claims that the royal family looks the most like Qing Ruizu, raised his chin and announced triumphantly.

Looking at the figures of the two going away, Ji Lan couldn't help but smile knowingly: "In this life, you will be happy, my little elder brother."

small theater:

It is said that one day, Empress Chenzhe found out that she was 60 years old, which was the age for retirement, and then very excitedly went into the study to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find the imperial edicts of the emperors of the Qing Dynasty, and vowed to write a poem with parallel words and neat confrontation The edict of abdication is a shame.

I don't know if it's a curse, but since Emperor Ruizu of the Qing Dynasty, the literary talents of the emperors of the Qing Dynasty are not very good. No matter how hard they try to learn literature, they can only stay at a level that is barely embarrassing.

The well-informed elder brother rolled his eyes, and immediately ran to the study to act like a baby to his mother, and firmly rejected the throne.

Someone plausibly said: "Think about it, since Empress Chenhui, how many years have we not had a male emperor in the Qing Dynasty? Now patriarchy has become a common status of royal families all over the world. I have to rely on the graduation assessment of a prince. How can a scumbag who cheated pass the test take on the important task of being the ruler of a country? Let such a difficult task be entrusted to a smart, capable and hard-working sister!"

Meeting such a younger brother of Sister Keng, Aixinjueluo Jilan Qi, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, rushed to the palace quickly, but it was a pity that he was still a step late.

When she appeared in front of her parents panting heavily, the imperial edict had already been issued, and the guy who pushed her sister into the fire pit and poured oil on her had already packed up her money and took his wife to travel around the world.

In less than a week, the freshly baked empress Chenmu faced Wan Fang Anhe, the empty emperor's private bedroom, and crushed her mother's farewell letter with a ferocious expression.

So, those who love to die will eventually die, Hajilanㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

Just like your ancestors, please walk forward fearlessly along the broad road of "ascend to the throne ~ give birth to a child ~ push the child to the throne ~ roll up the burden and run away", Amen!

On the other side, far away in Europe, on the endless blue sea of ​​love, a small yacht is driving aimlessly with the waves.

Under the umbrella at the stern, two figures are cuddling intimately, sharing a glass of freshly squeezed juice.

The handsome young man opened the newspaper, pointed at the photo of Yan Luo with a black face full of evil spirits, and felt a little guilty: "Is it really okay to leave everything to Sister Jilan? Is it too much?"

The handsome guy with phoenix eyes and sculpted eyebrows curled his lips: "Are you interested in that kind of trivial matter?"

"Of course not," the beautiful young man shook his head quickly, "I just feel a little sorry for pushing my sister into the fire."

"That's all right. She's my sister. If I don't cheat her, who will I cheat?" The handsome man with phoenix eyes raised his eyebrows proudly, "Oh, be good, give me a kiss!"

Pulling over the beautiful young man, he smacked him hard on the lips. The handsome man with phoenix eyes teased him with a playful smile, and said, "To celebrate my husband's escape from the sea of ​​suffering, let's play cream tonight?"

"Don't look for me, you go alone!" The beautiful young man glared at him shyly.

"Then cross-dress?" He seemed to be kind enough to change one, "Maid with cat ears, teachers and students, tentacles, I brought them all O(∩_∩)O~"

"You bastard, can't you be more serious..." The beautiful young man blushed and pushed him hard.

Plop~ Gululu~ Gululu~

"Oh, come quickly, the elder brother has fallen into the water!" With a cry of alarm, the boat was in chaos.

"Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid, my husband knows how to swim!" A hand was stretched out in the turbulent waves, and he waved it with difficulty, making an obscene gesture, "I think we should still take a bath together?"

The beautiful young man scooped up the cup and smashed it into the water: "I think you should stay in the water for a while, you bastard!"

"ヾ(≧O≦)〃Aw~ My wife is in pain!"

Ah, the weather is really nice today, isn't it?

The author has something to say: the extra volume of happiness, the wonderful ending, sprinkle flowers! *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*.