The fox's net match can't be so cute! [rebirth]

Qi Qi blinked his innocent eyes and looked confused, "After the dry ice and alcohol are mixed, the sublimation of the dry ice will quickly cool down the temperature around the dry ice. Due to the low temperature in this process, the volatilization process of the alcohol will be slowed down to a certain extent. The surrounding dry ice The temperature is around -78 degrees, it won't freeze you to death."

The rabbit blinked before he could react, but Wu Qingzong had an IQ slightly higher than him by 0.5, and then he realized: "...dry ice?" Gradually faded and disappeared, leaving only a darker dark circle in the middle, he finally accepted this fact, "Then where did he put it at the beginning?"

"Let's put it on the ground when people are not paying attention." Mr. Parrot looked at the scattered drinks on the ground. They were all sprayed too far away from the dry ice by Lu Wuxing, and they didn't evaporate completely in a while.

"...What a magic stick." Wu Qing looked worriedly at the unconscious Qi He on the ground, he closed his eyes quietly, his slender eyes looked a little delicate, his skin was soft and fair, and he lacked the usual silent aura. , looking fragile and harmless, "Qihe...is he going to be okay?"

"How can something happen, he is the uncle of the magic stick."

Rabbit pursed his mouth: "I thought it was because of the coldness of Yin Qi. Liars hate it the most."

Fox & Parrot: "You are not qualified to say that."

The rabbit snorted, and felt bored, and took a few steps back, but it was a little cold just getting close, it was better when he had fluffy fur on his body, it was so warm, he couldn't help but sneezed.

The fox reached out his hand to keep the soul lamp: "Wait—"

Then along with that sneeze, the soul lamp went out.

Chapter 26

The three of them peeped at each other.The rabbit's complexion turned pale all of a sudden, his eyes were red and weeping, and he looked back at the parrot and the fox aggrieved.Mr. Parrot saw him like this, so he stopped scolding him, afraid that if he said he would cry, Mr. Parrot said: "It's okay, haha, that guy Lu Wuxing even lied about the circle, maybe this lamp is too. Be stupid, hahaha."

Wu Qingzong felt a little scared at the moment, he was a nine-tailed fox, so he naturally knew some legends.When Chao Feng came to see him before, he told him a story about a person who rescued the Dragon Prince, and then that person said he wanted to play in the underground palace, so the Dragon Prince gave him a water-proof bead and a street lamp .That person was later deceived and sold the guide lamp to others, keeping only the water-proof beads.In the end, he went underground smoothly, but he couldn't find the Dragon Palace, and he couldn't find the exit. In the end, he was discovered by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals and brought him out.

Wu Qing looked back at the extinguished lamp, and said to the parrot, "What did Lu Wuxing use to light it? Can you light it again?"

The parrot jumped over and turned over the Taoist robe that Lu Wuxing had taken off—then took out a ZIPPO: "This? It's still the commemorative version of World War II, local tyrant."

The parrot handed the ZIPPO to the rabbit, and the rabbit thought about making up for it, shaking his hands, and finally lit the soul lamp.Seeing the purple flame start to jump again, all three breathed a sigh of relief.

Then the three surrounded the three fallen bodies and guarded them.

It's just that the sky seems to gradually begin to reveal a touch of blue, and the darkness is no longer so obvious. Although you can't hear the sound outside, you can vaguely feel the sound of birdsong in the morning; then the blue gradually becomes lighter and becomes pale blue.

Wu Qingzong began to feel a little anxious: "Why don't you go down and ask about things? Why did it take so long? Will something happen?"

"Don't worry, the civil service department may have troublesome procedures. After all, they are looking for someone. It may take some time to check in the register." Parrot comforted him.

Wu Qing jumped around the three of them. He had already imagined in his mind the scene where the three met the evil spirit in the underworld, and then the evil spirit grinned and ran after the three of them; or the three were discovered by the officials of the underworld. , the officials detained the three people and prevented them from returning to the human world; or the three people had finished their work, but when they turned around, they found that the location of the flickering purple soul lamp could not be found. with...

When Wu Qingzong was brainstorming, he felt a suction force. He felt a momentary separation between his body and mind, and then his mind went blank, and he was unconscious.

So the three people who just woke up saw a limp fox lying motionless on the ground, pretending to be dead, while the other two shouted loudly: "Master! Master! What's wrong with you?"

Qi He stood up, raised his eyes and glanced at the parrot and the rabbit, both of them couldn't help shaking, the parrot raised its wings in a gesture of surrender: "We didn't do anything, he just bounced around there, and then That's all."

Qi He repeated: "Master?"

The parrot and the rabbit suddenly felt a stream of cold water poured down, and Wu Siqi's fair face turned red. After all, he was the one who turned off the light at the beginning, so he felt guilty, and with a bang, he changed back to the rabbit, feeling much more at ease, shaking Shaking his calf, he said without pressure: "Hehe, we have always liked to play master-servant exchange PLAY."

Qi He reached out his hand to Lu Wuxing: "Give me the talisman paper, I'll go down again and bring him up."

"Oh, hurry up, it will be dawn soon." Lu Wuxing handed the talisman paper to Qi He with a calm expression.

Then Qi He walked towards the limp little fox, and fell down again.

The old god Lu Wuxing was there, walked over and took the soul-inducing lamp on the table, and blew it out with a "poof".

The rabbit and the parrot turned pale with fright: "What are you doing! Are you a spy sent to kill the master! Tell me!"

Lu Wuxing glanced at the two terrified animals: "That bastard fox? Why should I kill it? It's been on all night. Save money on oil, okay?"

"Then they..."

"It's okay," Lu Wuxing began to fold the Taoist robe on the ground, "This thing can't be seen in the underworld, and we have obtained a customs clearance order. We have submitted a visa application and are holding a passport."

The parrot and the rabbit breathed a sigh of relief just now, and after a while, the parrot slowly asked again: "Then you ordered this just now..."

Lu Wuxing was choked up, looked back at Ashburn who was sitting on the sofa in a daze, and coughed: "Hehe, of course, people like me and uncle who have passports, visas, and green cards don't need soul-inducing lamps." .Vampires don't have souls, so they need auxiliary tools."

You don't even have a soul, and you still need a soul lamp, you lie to ghosts!The parrot looked back at the rabbit—your son?

Rabbit hurriedly shook his head - I am innocent!

Wu Qing woke up faintly, and found herself lying in the doorway of a stone gate, surrounded by darkness, but beside the stone gate, there was a row of bright red flowers blooming in full bloom, but unfortunately the light was poor, so it also looked gloomy .

There was a man in a suit sitting next to Shimen, reading with a notebook in his hand, when he saw Wu Qingzong, he just raised his eyes and looked at him: "It's strange, today is a team to fight monsters, why are you here again?" A monster?"

monster?Laozi is a noble nine-tailed fox!Wu Qing stood up straight and shook her tail, only to realize that her current soul state was also the appearance of Little Snowball, which made him deeply depressed—he thought he could become the appearance of the nine-tailed fox.

Wu Qingzong stepped forward and asked politely: "Hello, I want to ask, did three people come over just now?"

The janitor raised his eyes, his eyes were lifeless: "The one with the foreign devil?"

Wu Qingzong nodded.

"Just when I went up, I almost strangled him to death," the gatekeeper's dead eyes showed a murderous look, "I was on the Korean battlefield, these Yankees! If it wasn't for Qi He's sake, hum."

Qi River?Wu Qingzong remembered that Qihe didn't know much about these psychic things, so he asked Lu Wuxing to help, but he didn't ask any more questions. Since Qihe went up, he must be able to go up, and he didn't In a hurry, he walked to the gatekeeper: "Ashburn is not an American, he was originally Irish, but now he is a British citizen."

"Oh," the janitor nodded without looking up. He looked at the stone-like book in his hand and stretched out his hand, "Do you want to go in? The ticket is [-], and the pass is [-], including five items."

Wu Qing shook her ears: "I don't have any money, so I won't go in. Can I take a look at the door?"

The janitor nodded: "You're so stupid and you don't have much knowledge, let's take a look."

...you are stupid!You are all stupid!But Wu Qingzong still knew that this was someone else's territory, so he shouldn't be too arrogant, so he stood at the door and looked inside, and saw a long road inside, surrounded by high mountains, and the foot of the mountain was covered with red flowers, Wu Qingzong was curious He asked, "What kind of flower is this?"

The gatekeeper was muttering to himself: "The paralysis has not been updated for a few days, do you want an eunuch?" Then he looked up at Wu Qingzong, Siyu's eyes lit up, and he beckoned, "Stupid, come here .”

You are paralyzed!Wu Qing shook her ears and walked over, annoyed: "Why?"

"Hey, after you go up, can you remind the author of "Three Realms Neighborhood Committee"? Or you can help me register an account, recharge some money, and then I will give you a VIP pass to the underworld."

Chapter 27

Wu Qingzong's ears trembled, and she moved a little closer. The pale face of the dead fish-eyed gatekeeper showed a smile, which looked a bit strange, and she turned the stone slab in her hand to him: "No, it's Jiang Jing. On the Internet, the author is in short supply."

On the bluestone slab was engraved black font number five, and the janitor scratched it with his hand. Wu Qingzong looked at the words as they swiped lightly, and felt that this was really amazing, better than the Kindle. And nothing less than that, it doesn't hurt your eyes and saves power, Wu Qing's long, narrow and bright fox eyes became brighter like the moon: "Do you have WiFi down there?"

"Hey, the King of Hades said that he wanted to build it, but it didn't work. He was dismissed by the superiors, saying that we would become Internet specials." The gatekeeper sighed, "Also said that we would become a troll army to promote the underworld and disturb the stability of the Three Realms. I don't want to. Think, except for those who are resentful and died unjustly, who would want to hang around in the human world? What do we lack except the Internet! Hmph! There is also a big jade block from Ming and Qing Dynasties in my dormitory, which is specially used for projection TV! High-definition is good I can make it into 3D if necessary!"

Wu Qing sighed, nodded, and felt the same way: "Yes, I read the old novels, such as Liaozhai novels about ghosts and ghosts, ghosts and ghosts, everyone falls in love, and there is no wall in the world. Now it's all messed up. Yes, it’s a closed world policy. Scientists have said that children with distant kinship are smart, and mixed-race children are mostly good-looking, but those above don’t care, and cross-species love is not allowed. Hey, I was born of a demon and a demon. No wonder I'm so smart."

The janitor stared at him with unbelievable dead fish eyes, with a "you're kidding me" expression: "You weasel is too hidden, I really can't see it."

weasel?Is this guy colorblind?Wu Qingzong didn't bother to explain to him in detail, so she just said, "I'm a fox. I have an account on Jiangjing.com, but," Wu Qingzong paused, then asked suspiciously, "How can I give you the customized book? Ah, can you just give me your pass?" Although I don't know what it's used for, it sounds very tall.

"It's okay, it's okay, the VIP pass is an employee benefit, and an employee can get three passes a year. As for when to give me the notebook... Hehe," the gatekeeper laughed cheerfully alone, and rubbed his hands wretchedly, " Every once in a while, I will go up to seduce the soul, and then we will meet, hehehehe." Wu Qingzong trembled when she saw him - this is enough to seduce the soul.

Wu Qingzong turned her head to look at the bluestone slab in his hand, and couldn't help feeling: "Your slab is really amazing, how did you do it?"

The janitor continued: "Do you know when you see it? Hehehe, I know a person who lives there. I reserved a room in his house. This is projected from that computer. There are policies and there are countermeasures, you know Yes."

Wu Qingzong silently praised the ubiquitous public wisdom.Just—seeing the sky?Wu Qingzong frowned, and pretended to ask casually: "Where is the sky?"

"It's just a heavenly prison." The gatekeeper sat back in his chair and continued to read with his head down. "There are spells from ancient gods all around there. Creatures from the three realms, no matter what monsters or ghosts, can't make any tricks."

When did it become a dungeon there?Father Fox King's always cheerful and kind face appeared in front of his eyes, and Wu Qingzong felt indescribable emotions, as if there were a lot of swollen rice noodles crowded together, making a mess of boredom.He scratched the table with his paw, and was beaten by the janitor: "You cat, you, are you still sharpening your paws?"

Wu Qingzong laughed again, and continued to inquire: "Who are those people in there?"

"Who else is there, most of them are demons and ghosts who have sinned so badly in the heavens and have nothing to do with them. The above gods have all disappeared, so many demons can't even destroy the gods...they have to jointly weaken the power of these evil spirits. Hostility, thrown into the sky and suppressed, I expect to be imprisoned forever."

Heinous?Wu Qingzong always felt that these words were a bit ironic. He was the one who was bullied since he was born, and even the maids with some power in the Fox Palace seemed to climb on top of him to do his best; now they told him that he was bullied. In a prison?What crime has he committed again? He has always been so cautious, but he has been carrying original sin since he was born.

Maybe my own birth was a sin, Wu Qing blinked her eyes, thinking of the parrot that the rabbit had not improved in practice for a long time after seeing the sky, she understood a little bit—how to put it, she has her own guidance There are also various panacea sent by Wu Qingheng, and the two little demons should have achieved something, but they have not achieved any results.Thinking about it, it wasn't that a few people didn't do well, but that Yi Jiantian's own magic circle oppressed him.

Wu Qing was in a daze, but the gatekeeper looked up at him strangely: "By the way, you little fox cares about what's there?"

Wu Qing grinned on the fox's mouth, with a silly look: "I heard that your friend is inside, I'm curious." After dying, he was reborn, and came out together with the rabbit and parrot, maybe he was a blessing in disguise.Wu Qing was thinking about it, but at this moment, she heard a "boom", the stone slabs in the janitor's hand fell to the ground, and there was a bang, crisp and ethereal in the long empty space, while the fox was sitting on the table Going up, the whole back arched in fright, and the gatekeeper hid behind the stone pillar at an astonishing speed.

And Wu Qingzong was stiff all over, her hair stood on end, and she turned her head slowly——

The visitor was tall and straight, wearing a white shirt and jeans, looking clean and fresh.His brows were originally frowned, but they were slightly relaxed when he saw the small white ball curled up on the table.His face was like snow, yet clear and soft. When he approached, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled slightly. The dark red flowers beside the road were all shining brightly, vividly.

Qi He stood in front of Wu Qingzong, and stretched out his hands to him: "Little Xueqiu, come."

Little Xueqiu twisted his buttocks, his whole body was already relaxed when he saw Qi He, he lazily turned around, put his paw on Qi He's hand, his voice was lower than usual: "Qi He. "

Qi He's eyes were like flames beating, and they were as black as an endless abyss, giving people the illusion that they were about to be sucked in. His voice became softer: "Little Xueqiu."

The fox flicked its tail, not very happy: "I'm not called Little Snowball."

Qi He held him in his arms, gently stroking his soft and smooth fur: "Okay, what's your name?"

...o(╯^╰)o.And I can't tell him that my name is Wu Qingzong.Thinking about being a fox now, and the drama to be dubbed, Wu Qingzong became worried.If Qi He knew that he was my self-indulgence, then he probably wouldn't be worthy of Gongyin, right? —Who the hell has seen a pet attack its owner?It doesn't matter if he can transform himself, but now he can't suppress Qi He!As he thought about it, the thought of seeing the sky was unconsciously thrown to the back of his mind, Wu Qing groaned, with a cold and noble face: "Call me Luoxue."

Father Fox King told him that it was a heavy snow day when he was born, and the whole world was covered with heavy snow, which flooded the world, so his mother gave birth to him successfully before those bad guys found her.

"Ah Zong, don't worry, Luoxue is your armor."

At that time, Fang Fang was still young and didn't understand anything, but he just thought the name Luoxue was nice and kind.He said to the Fox King in a childish voice, "Daddy, why can't I be called Wu Luoxue?"

What was the mood of the Fox King at that time?Wu Qing doesn't know, he just remembers his always cheerful father sighing quietly, watching him happily playing with the rope and the crystal ball, he was silent for a long time, and then he slapped His head: "Because the name Luoxue is too sissy." Wu Qingzong was dizzy from that slap, and her small, fleshy body also swayed: "A sissy? What is a sissy, Daddy?" , Is it something that looks like your mother? Like brother Heng's mother?"

"No, it means that it looks like a little girl. A Zong is a man, so he can't be a bitch."

Wu Qing firmly remembered this teaching, so much so that when he entered the online dubbing circle, if someone wanted him to act in a drama that received the voice, he would refuse them all - how could he accept it!so gay!