Demon, he has a cat

As we all know, kittens don't have claws, and they won't hurt when they are patted on the face.

To test whether a cat loves you or not, it depends on whether he can get out his claws when playing with you!

Duan Lin received two slaps abruptly, but he was not angry at all. Instead, he kissed the cat's paw fondly, sniffing and said: "It tastes like sweet-scented osmanthus cake. I wonder if this sweet-scented osmanthus cake is delicious?"

When talking, the thin lips were pressed against the cat's meat pad, and the other party could feel the warm breath flowing.

Yu Yan opened his eyes, why is this scene so social!

Shut up, he blocked the big devil's face with his hind legs, strictly forbidding the other party to touch his claws again.

If you want to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake, you don’t know how to taste it yourself. What are you doing smelling my paws?

He quickly retracted his claws, tilted his head and gnawed with relish, hissing, it really smelled like sweet-scented osmanthus cake, very fragrant.

All the monks watched Moxiu sucking cats dumbfoundedly, and there was only one feeling in their hearts: This Moxiu raised cats so humblely.

I thought he was a domineering master, but I didn't expect that he couldn't fight back, and even made his cat smile.

Those monks who originally thought that the beautiful young demon cultivator was a forbidden demon cultivator now finally know that things are not as they imagined.

The ones who know this best are Song Pingzhou and Haozhen, it's ridiculous, how could Duanlin be the master?

He was just a poor man.

I heard that Duanlin's temperament was not like this before, and his experiences in the early years are enough to make people shudder and fear, and the hairs on the bones stand on end.

Now, however, he seems to have restrained himself a lot, and there is a smell all over his body... He is content with everything he has to do with a cat, as if as long as he doesn't mess with his cat, everything is easy to talk about.

Haozhen sat at the next table, looked at Moxiu who was happily teasing the cat, and chatted: "I don't know where this fairy ship is going, and when will it arrive?"

The question he said was exactly what everyone was worried about, and someone immediately echoed: "Yes, this is the last day, if we can't come back in one day, wouldn't we have to stay here for another month?"

While licking his paw, Yu Yan inquired: "Didn't you ask clearly when you spent money to inquire about the news?"

Everyone shook their heads: "The news sellers only say that it will be beneficial to get on the boat."

That being the case, be patient.

Yu Yan was a chatterbox, and asked Haozhen curiously: "Young Pavilion Master, where is that sword cultivator who has been following you?"

I don't know what's next for them?

"You mean Fellow Daoist Shen?" Haozhen fanned her fan and smiled at Duan Xiaomao, "Your Daoist Shen has indeed been following me since that day and has not broken his oath. of."

Not only Shen Liange, but also he was fooled into killing the kitten, but he still couldn't hate this clever and cute cat.

"Later, I thought that you would definitely come here to wait for the fairy ship, so I left him alone." Haozhen's emotional intelligence is very high, and he did so out of consideration for the overall situation.

Yu Yan said: "I think the relationship between the three of you is quite good, hey, I broke you up abruptly, you won't have any complaints against me in your heart, will you?"

what? What?

And such gossip?

Everyone here secretly raised their ears, the relationship between the three of them is quite good, wow, isn't this a threesome?

Is the young master of Tianji Pavilion pretty good at playing?

Haozhen twitched the corners of her mouth, this little cat was talking nonsense that people would misunderstand and ruined his reputation, he quickly explained: "You misunderstood, I and them are just casual acquaintances, the reason why we came to Borderlands together , just take what you need.”

It turns out that Haozhen's heart is like a mirror, and she also knows that the other party likes her tricks. The reason why he still agrees to go with her is because she wants to make friends.

Before that, Haozhen admired those two very much, but after that battle, he suddenly felt that it was only mediocre, or would it be interesting to kill the kitten?

Of course he didn't dare to say that, Duanlin was watching him covetously, the other party was like a coiled dragon, if he didn't provoke you, he didn't care about you, if he did, it would be over.

Yu Yan: "So that's how it is. I thought you two had a good relationship, and I felt uneasy."

Duan Lin interjected: "Why does Mao'er feel uneasy? You can do whatever you want, how can others not follow you?"

If you don't follow, isn't there still him?

If he dared to say half a word, he made the other party speechless again.

Hearing this, the audience felt their scalps go numb, which was terrifying. They thought that the magic cultivator had changed his nature, and that he would stop causing trouble after breaking through the restriction of heaven.

Unexpectedly, he was still the same arrogant and arrogant.

Presumably his cat should be a little X number.

Yu Yan patted his paw and said angrily: "You are right, everything I do is right, and only others are wrong."

Everyone in the room leaned back in amazement, only Song Pingzhou remained motionless, so... what is there to be surprised about?

Isn't Duan Kitten always more tiger than Duan Lin?

This wave of cat drying was very successful, Duan Lin smiled and said: "Have the cats eaten enough? How about I take you back to rest?"

"Okay." Yu Yan stood up on both feet, and his excrement shoveler was immediately flattered, quickly picked him up, put him on his shoulder and patted his back.

Yu Yan: Hey, hey, it turns out that only by turning into a kitten can you be domineering, but when you turn into a human, you will only be reprimanded.

But as soon as he entered the room, the big devil would definitely make him change back into a human form. I don't know what kind of hobby this is? !

"I didn't eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake just now, can the cat ask me to try it?"

The moment Yu Yan transformed back into a human form, the body of the big devil enveloped him and pressed him onto the couch, and then the other party began to stinky shamelessly... Taste the sweet-scented osmanthus in his mouth.

Damn it, if you want to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake, don't you know how to eat it yourself?

Why do you want to grab the kitty's mouth?

Before he could ask questions in the future, Yu Yan's mouth and nose were filled with the breath of the other party, and gradually he felt that this kiss was not as simple as tasting sweet-scented osmanthus.

The final kiss had the meaning of declaring sovereignty, a bit domineering and eager, as if something had offended him.

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Yan raised his palm and put it on the opponent's back.

Duan Lin lightly bit the corner of Mao'er's lips, and said with deep eyes: "Seeing you having a good time talking with other people, this deity is very unhappy."

It turned out to be jealous.

No wonder he was as domineering as a land enclosure just now!

Whoever gets used to his stinky problems, get used to him.

Yu Yan murmured: "Why do we have such a happy conversation in ordinary chat?"

The facts are correct, he did have a good chat with the young master of Tianji Pavilion, but can this be said?

Of course you have to die to deny it.

How many families are broken up because of lax mouth.

"You're making trouble out of no reason, it's unreasonable."

Duanlin also felt that he was unreasonable after being said so, but he was indeed unhappy, and what he wanted to do in his heart was ten thousand times more unreasonable than what he was doing now.

The cat did not wrong him.

However, it is impossible for Duan Lin to let the cat know his unreasonable ideas, unless he actually does it one day.

"Forget it, you're not wrong, after all, it's outsiders who are wrong." Duan Lin sighed coldly.

Yu Yan was startled and felt his paws go numb.

Wait, Duanlin couldn't be reluctant to take care of his own cat, so he went to find fault with others, right?

It's not that he said that your own cat Neptune has nothing to do with other people, that person is so wronged!

Yu Yan: Hey, that Neptune cat seems to be me?

Then... Forget it, the fire I lit will be extinguished by myself.

Yu Yan rolled his eyeballs, poked at the big devil who was pressing him, and said, "Don't think too much, I only have you in my heart."

Seeing that Duanlin was still unmoved, he could only reluctantly let go of his master's dignity, and kissed him actively: "Ceding the land and paying compensation, there can be no more."

After these little tricks came out of this colorful world, Duanlin was no longer satisfied.

"Send me for a kiss?"

Yu Yan was frightened: Otherwise, what else does he want? !

Kissing is not enough, do you want to touch?

Yu Yan: He is really a greedy person.

"Well, okay." Yu Yan touched the face of the big devil, but the other party continued to look at him with expectant eyes, as if saying: Continue.

The little kitty who had eaten a lot of sweet-scented osmanthus cake walked along the opponent's face to the neck, and then down... No, no, stop, stop here, brake urgently, or you will be locked up!

Duan Lin looked at him amusedly, and said with resentment and joking: "Before, you were so impatient with me, it's only been less than a hundred years, and you are already so impatient with me..."

Yu Yan heard one head and two big ones, what does Duan Lin mean, is he complaining that he hasn't touched him for so long?

God, didn't he say it himself, no love?

Since I don't want to fall in love, I want to have sex.

Heh, scumbag.

"Well, didn't we aim to improve our cultivation? So I was in a hurry."

Duan Lin was stunned, and understood, so it is said that the cat is indeed using itself as a furnace, but the intention is good.

Now that it's out, naturally it's not uncommon to touch him.

But because of the lingering time during that time, I was deeply involved in it, so far I haven't been like a cat, I just said it and let it go.

That lingering time was difficult for Duanlin, he still wanted to hug the cat, to indulge in the sea of ​​desire with her, and forget all the worries in this world.

"I understand, this colorful world has finally fascinated your eyes." Duan Lin nodded his nose.

Yu Yan:! !He spurted blood, didn't I?

Yu Yan pondered, he didn't deceive the other person's feelings, at most he deceived his body, how did this person act like he was always in a mess?

Is it because of the distorted view of feelings?

That's right, the growth environment of the big devil itself is distorted, and it is impossible for him to have a normal view of emotions.

Naturally, it is impossible to fall in love seriously.

It's nothing more than using physical contact to prove that the relationship is good. It's really twisted, twisted like a twist.

Yu Yan pushed the boat smoothly and said: "When I first came out of the rivers and lakes, I was really in a hurry every day, and I didn't take care of you. Well, when we go out from here, I will call you to sleep with me. Now, get off me, you crushed me to death!" "

Do you have no points for how much you weigh?

Kittens can't stand this kind of weight.

"Really?" Duanlin used his knees and hands to support his own weight, and he didn't press down on the vicious little cat Xiu at all.

Yu Yan said seriously: "It's the puppy who lied to you."

Now that there are too many people on board, it is really not suitable to have sex on this fairy ship.

With deep eyes, Duan Lin said in a low voice, "I have written it down." Then he kissed Yu Yan, as if he was satisfied with the answer.

In fact, it's not that he wants to do anything, he just wants to make sure that he is not an old man, and he is loved by the new and dislikes the old.

Not good.

So people are cheap.

I think back when the cat knocked him down three times a day, he was reserved, proud, and willing to refuse.

It's good now, let go of this old face to fight for favor, and discuss it after being suppressed.

Duanlin's heart twitched, it was really exciting.

People outside don't even know how humble the big devil is behind closed doors, it's as humble as dust.

Is this not just as simple as stepping on your face?

"I'll take a nap, don't bother me." The cat will sleep when it's full.

Duan Lin didn't want to disturb him, he just lay on the other side, stretched out his arm and said, "How about I sleep with you, can I give you my arm as a pillow?"

"En." Yu Yan reluctantly agreed, he rolled into the opponent's arms, and then crossed his legs, this position is the most comfortable!

Just because he was comfortable, he fell asleep and turned into a cat again. That was fine, but there was commotion outside, as if the fairy ship had docked.

The cat didn't wake up, so Duanlin carried him out directly.

At this time, the top deck was already full of people, looking down from a height.

I saw that the spacious pier was full of torches, and at the end of the avenue stood a memorial archway, which was written in the land of no man.

It seems that this is the main event.

Just as everyone was hesitating whether to go ashore, a line of maids with lanterns in fluttering dresses came under the archway, standing on both sides of the avenue.

Then two more male cultivators came, and one of them said: "Please come ashore with the first-tier cultivators, and follow me to get the treasure."

There was an uproar at the scene.

The host here is really simple and rude, they like it.

The monks on the first floor happily disembarked and followed the two men.

Haozhen, who was standing on the top deck with her hands behind her back, looked at Moxiu next door and said, "Your Excellency, do you think those people were really taken to divide the treasures?"

Is there such a good thing in the world?

Duan Lin said: "The treasure should be real, whether you can get it or not depends on your ability."

Haozhen was surprised, it turned out that he didn't expect the other party to answer him, he thought the other party wanted to throw him off the boat.

indeed so.

But this is Mao'er's friend, when Haozhen gets close to Mao'er, his status will naturally rise, and he has reached the point where... Definitely won't kill him casually.

"He slept really soundly." Hao Zhen glanced at the cat in Duan Lin's arms, and began to think, after she left this unowned land, should she raise a cat for fun?

This time, he ignored Haozhen, and covered the cat with his sleeve, so as not to be prying by anyone with a heart.

It's not wrong for the young master to be guarded like a thief. After all, he wanted to reach out and touch the cat's feet many times, but he couldn't find a chance to do so.

Can only give up.

After a while, all the cultivators on the first floor of the fairy ship left, and two male cultivators came and took away the monks on the second floor, followed by the third and fourth floors.

Yu Yan and the others are on the fifth floor.

When you see this, you can also understand that the monks on their ship are treated differently by the master here.

Everyone believes that the treatment at the first level is the worst, and the treatment at the top level should be the best.

So I started to regret it, if I had been faster, maybe I could have squeezed to the top.

Finally it was the turn to receive the monks on the top floor. The visitors were two female nuns with better faces.

The female fairy's demeanor was very indifferent, and her voice was very flat: "Everyone on the top floor, please come with me."

However, seeing Duanlin holding a white cat in his arms, he was startled.

All the young talents on the top floor did not get the favor of the female fairy, only Moxiu, who had a colder temperament than them, got the fairy's initiative to strike up a conversation.

"The kitten in your arms is so cute. It's rare to bring a pet to Nowhere." What the female fairy wanted to say was that this place is very dangerous, and it would be too irresponsible to bring a kitten to take risks.

Duanlin turned a deaf ear and continued to walk forward, but at this moment, a monk with disheveled hair rushed out, shouting in his mouth: "Don't kill me, ahh, don't kill me! Run and don't go in!"

His appearance immediately caused a commotion, what's going on?

The cat sleeping in Duanlin's arms was also woken up, and suddenly opened its sleepy eyes and muttered: "Who is it? It's so noisy in the middle of the night?"

Yu Yan turned his head, just in time to see a few vines, dragging the monk with disheveled hair into the darkness.

"?"

"Ahhh!" Yu Yu was so frightened that he quickly put his arms around the neck of the excrement shovel officer, whining: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts here."

While enjoying the cat's dependence, Duan Lin coaxed softly in a low voice: "The cat is not afraid, it's not a ghost, it's just a dead person."

If he read it correctly, it seemed that the first batch of people who entered before died so quickly.

Yu Yan heard that it was not a ghost, so he calmed down, and then looked around in a daze.

Yu Yan: Damn it, why did the map change as soon as I woke up?

"Are you awake?" The young pavilion master risked being beaten to death, and spoke to Kitten Xiu: "The man who was taken away by the vines just now seems to be a monk who entered before us. It seems that their treatment is not good. How about it."

It was only now that Yu Yan knew what happened just now, he heard Haozhen's tone without any regrets, probably he was already used to such things.

"Don't you think that vine looks familiar?" the other party asked.

"It looks a little familiar. The cage that the mud monster used to lock me up before is this kind of vine." Yu Yan understood it after thinking about it. It seems that they really came to Longtan and Tiger's Lair today.

Duan Lin stroked his back, as if to comfort him.

The kitty, protected by the shit shoveler, immediately felt a sense of security.

In silence, they followed the two fairies through a beautiful garden.

The sound of silk and bamboo also drilled into my ears.

After all, Yu Yan couldn't hold back his curiosity, and hooked his claws on the tassel on the shoulder of the fairy sister in front: "Miss sister, where are we going? Is it dangerous?"

If others ask, the female fairy will definitely ignore it, but what she is facing is a cute kitten.

The female fairy smiled sweetly: "Don't be afraid, there is no danger here, and our city lord will not do anything to you."

City Lord?

Lord of the Borderlands?

Yu Yan couldn't help but think of what happened at the gate of the city when he entered the city before, so he inquired: "Sister Fairy, I want to ask you something."

All the monks in the back pricked up their ears, that's great, it turns out that this frosty female fairy is actually so easy to talk, little kitty, hurry up and inquire about it, it will be useful!

Our top monks depend on you.

Sister Fairy smiled and said, "What do you want to ask?"

The little cat who was expected by everyone: "Who is the monk who charges at the gate of the city? Is it your relationship? Can I complain to him, he is so arrogant."

Everyone: "?!"

Ahhh, really want to know how his cat brain grows, is this the time to ask?

The female fairy seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I will report to the city lord, do you have any questions?"

Yu Yan shook his head: "Not anymore."

Hearing that the city lord would handle this matter, he felt relieved, sighed, unexpectedly, after many twists and turns, he still found a channel to report the doorkeeper monk.

Family members, so people should not be too rampant on the job, be careful of being reported.

Those itchy monks really want to knock open the cat's head to see what is he thinking? !

This is a great opportunity, why not ask something useful?

Duanlin obviously doesn't look like a fool, but he raised a silly cat, hey.

Only the people around Yu Yan are not surprised, this is a broken kitten, who always only cares about what he wants to care about, and can never find the focus.

He didn't ask, but the female fairy took the initiative to chat with him: "Don't you want to know what will happen in a while?"

This time, Yu Yan finally lived up to everyone's expectations and nodded: "I want to!"

Fairy: "Then you start to think about what you are willing to exchange for treasures. As long as the exchange is suitable, you can get what you want from our city lord."