Demon, he has a cat
Chapter 5
As a cultivation genius, Duanlin is such a keen existence.
It's impossible for him not to recognize the behavior and language of this little thing. Does this mean it occupies the territory?
Hehe, in front of him, the master of the cave, he will definitely not be angry.He just sighed a little, the little thing actually has two faces, it was not like this outside before.
Now you find something fun and don’t resist?
It's true, a small animal without intelligence is so pure and innocent.
To please them, all you need is a few tassels and tassels.
The big devil was sure that Mao Tuan'er, whom he had brought back captive, would not run away, but was at ease in the cave, so he went looking for things with confidence.
There are new workers in the cave, so it is natural to arrange it.
While the big devil was looking for something, Yu Yan was wandering around in the mansion.This is too big for him, and it is estimated that he can't finish shopping in a few days.
Yu Yan saw some beautiful and easy-to-handle gadgets, and unceremoniously picked them up in his little den.
Don't ask, it's a kitten's nature to ask.
Is a kitten that doesn't bite still a real kitten? !
Duan Lin hid where the stupid thing couldn't see him, and relished spying on the snow-white porter, running time and time again, really impolite.
Good-looking, not-so-good-looking, valuable or worthless, as long as he can move it.
Tsk, Duan Lin raised his eyebrows, it turned out to be a kitten who likes to make money... Really interesting.
Of course, Duanlin did not suspect that the other party was transformed by a monk, because no monk in the world has such shallow eyelids, too shallow, what is worth paying attention to in a broken sachet.
Yu Yan: Meow!What I value is not the sachet!What I value is obviously the two jadeite beads tied to the end of the rope, okay?
If Duanlin knew Yu Yan's thoughts, he would have laughed even more, the expensive spices in the sachet were worth more than those two broken jadeite beads.
Yu Yan came through books, so of course he doesn't understand these things in the realm of comprehension.He is just evaluating these things with the values of a young man in the new era. To put it bluntly, he only has money in his eyes.
Isn't money important in the cultivation world?
It's also very important, okay?Without money, there is no qualification to cultivate immortals. Barbaric growth is only suitable for the chosen one with the aura of the protagonist, and the rest of the cultivators rely on money to open their way.
Without spirit stones, how can I buy pills and magic tools.
Hearing Duan Lin's footsteps, Yu Yan hurried back to the nest, using his small body to block the things he just searched, trying not to attract the other party's attention.
"Tch, shallow eyelids." Duanlin lifted him up and put him aside in disgust.
Then get out all the messy things in the nest, this action really irritated Yu Yan, what is this big devil doing?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
What about the villain's pattern?
Duan Lin stretched out his fingers towards the sachet, and Yu Yan threw himself on the small gold bar next door.This is the handle he removed from a certain cabinet, hehe, I hope the other party didn't see it.
A smile flashed in the eyes of the big devil, but so what?In the end, he ruthlessly pulled out the little gold bar from a certain cat's stomach: "The nest is for sleeping, not for collecting these messy things, understand?"
After finishing speaking, I found a wooden box and put away those messy things.
Yu Yan was elated, because he felt that the big devil was acquiescing that he could hide his private house.
Oh!Favorability up!up!
"Okay." Duan Lin tidied up Yu Yan's things, put them aside, then lifted the basket full of things, first took out a shiny mother-of-pearl comb, picked Yu Yan up on his knees, and helped Yu Yan Comb hair.
Yu Yan flinched and was very scared at first, but later found that Duanlin was very careful and combed it quite comfortably.So he gave up resisting, lay directly on the opponent's lap, and enjoyed the grooming service with his eyes closed.
Before he was outside, he fell into the water and drilled holes, and now he was somewhat sloppy.
Duan Lin combed his hair, got another copper basin of water, directly heated it with magic fire to the appropriate temperature, and then put him, who was sleepy, into the copper basin.Holding his back with one hand, he washed away the dirt with the other.
Feet are naturally the key objects of care, and for the sake of being comfortable with the other party, Yu Yan doesn't mind touching his own feet.
After taking a bath, the other party wrapped him in a towel, only revealing a cute and pitiful cat head, with big round eyes waiting for freedom.
Duanlin directly used his power to dry the hair of this stupid thing.
The other party turned white several degrees after taking a bath, and looked even more round like a sphere.
It is no exaggeration to say that when Yu Yan walked up to the bronze mirror and took a look at himself, he also felt that he was unbelievably round.
Oh my god, it's so cute, who is this cotton candy!
It's me, da da da.
Front and back, back and forth, left and right, right and left, turning around, wagging the tail.
As a cat addict, Yu Yan can only stay in front of the mirror and admire himself.Damn it, it would be nice to send some hugs and kisses, it would be cheaper to end that big devil.
Yu Yan entertained himself in front of the mirror, while Duan Lin kept looking at him from behind, not cleaning up the mess all over the place, just like all the parents who just took the cat back, wishing they could suck cats for 24 hours.
Of course, most people smoke simply and rudely, but the ultimate villain in the cultivation world, the big boss, is half lying on the couch, holding his head while drinking fine wine, with a perverted expression on his face.
At this time, the big devil really wanted Mao Tuan'er to come to his arms, and even climb on his body, but he didn't bother to force this favor, he hoped that the other party would take the initiative.
This is where Duanlin is perverted. You can never guess his thoughts, nor can you guess whether what he said is true or false.
It is possible that what he said in the last second was true, but it is also true in the next second that he overthrows himself in the last second.
Such an unpredictable and moody devil is why Yu Yan was so afraid before.
As for now, whether it is a blessing or a curse, if it is a disaster, it cannot be avoided. Anyway, it is the meat on the other party's cutting board. It is better to be a piece of meat that actively promotes the plot.
It was impossible for Yu Yan to make himself unhappy, so he sucked enough of his beautiful self in front of the mirror, and then walked towards the big devil lying on his side on the couch.
Seeing him coming, the other party raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and rubbed the pattern on the wine glass with his fingers, as if he wanted to touch the kitten immediately.
But he was very reserved, the fluffy ball of hair came to him, fluttered his hair hanging on the couch, and then reached out to stroke Yu Yan's back neck.
The big devil's finger wore a ring inlaid with dazzling gemstones, which was quite valuable at first glance.
Yu Yan chased each other's fingers, playing the role of a naughty and cute kitten with fear.
His small goal: get this ring off!Put it in your own private box!
"Heh..." The big devil spared no effort to tease him, and even put the wine aside in order to play with him.
Kittens are known to love to get their hands on human drinking glasses!
So Yu Yan immediately abandoned the finger of the big devil, walked to the side of the cup, eager to try it, as if he wanted to lick the wine inside.
Of course, the fine wine in the cultivation world is different from the fine wine in reality. It smells very fragrant. After all, it has spiritual energy, and it may increase spiritual power after eating it.
Then you have to try it even more.
"You can't drink this." Duan Lin took the wine glass away and put it out of the cat's reach.It's not that he is stingy, the main reason is that this wine is very strong, and the little thing may be drunk for three days with just one sip.
Yu Yan: Disappointed!
Duanlin looked at Mao Tuan'er's disappointed round eyes, and couldn't bear him to stare at him, so he looked in his Qiankun bag for nectar suitable for feeding this little thing.
Naturally, he drank the strongest wine in the world, and never took a second look at the soft nectar, but he still found some.
When the lid was opened, a fresh fragrance came rushing to the face, the greedy Yu Yan immediately hugged the hand of the Great Demon King, and the other party took out a jade plate from the universe bag, and used it as his cat bowl.
"Drink." The big devil's voice was low, and there was a bit of a smile when he heard it.
So he decided to drink alone, and became a demon and a cat drinking three hundred cups.
Of course, the above is an exaggeration, how can a cat drink 300 cups.Even if he could drink, Duan Lin would not let him drink.
There is not much nectar in the Qiankun bag, if you drink it all at once, you will have nothing to drink.
Duan Lin has been trapped here for 3000 years. It can be said that he never leaves his hand with alcohol, and he is often half drunk.
Only in this way can he pass this boring time, but today is the most enjoyable time for him to drink, because he has a sweet little cutie to accompany him to drink.
During the period, Duanlin also smiled a few times, coupled with the reddish eye corners, making the whole face look extremely stunning and inconceivable.
"Tsk, you like drinking nectar so much?" Duan Lin said lazily, "Then I will brew some for you."
The spirits he usually drinks by himself are also brewed from spiritual grains.The Spiritual Valley was born on the ground with magic power.
Duanlin searched some seeds from the Qiankun bag, soaked them in the water dripping from the stalactites, and took them down to plant after a while.
Yu Yan wanted to know what he was doing, was he secretly taking delicious food?
So he climbed all the way from the hem of the skirt to the shoulders, and curiously stuck out his little head to watch.
Duan Lin didn't dare to move, for fear that the other party would fall off his body, well, the feeling of the little creature climbing on his body made him happy.
Cut, it turned out to be a pot of seeds.
Yu Yan soon lost interest in what the big devil was doing, he fell in love with the hairpin on the big devil's head, it looked like it was very valuable, he dared to climb up to admire it.
Standing there, Duanlin seemed to be a little surprised and said with a smile: "You are a bold person, and now you dare to climb on the head of this deity. What about the rules?"
ha?Tell the rules with the kitten?
Yu Yan: Just keep thinking about it.
But Duan Lin was just talking, he didn't pull the other party down, but squinted at the mirror, admiring the daring little thing.
If you don't have your intelligence, you don't have your intelligence, and a hairpin can play so happily.
Little did he know that Yu Yan just wanted to take this thing for himself, and when he found that he couldn't dismantle it, he gave it up.
In the next second, he restlessly climbed to the end of the big devil's hair to remove the gemstone belt on the end of the hair.
"It's really naughty." It's not safe to hang on the hair, Duan Lin picked him up and stuffed him into his arms.
Yu Yan suddenly struggled to expose his head: "Meow... Meow..."
He is going to the ground!
Duanlin had no choice but to send him to the ground again.Then the stupid thing lay down on his feet and picked at the gold threads on his shoes.
"..."
How could Duanlin suspect that the kitten has fallen for Qian?He only thought that kittens like shiny things, so he persuaded: "Shoes are not fun, come, this deity will give you these."
The generous devil took off the ring in his hand, and Mao Tuan'er immediately gave up his shoes and stared at his ring.
This made Duanlin not want to give it to him all at once, but hung on to it maliciously.
Let it worry.
Yu Yan chased and chased but didn't get it. He was really in a hurry and at the same time very upset.
He was tired, and he squatted on the ground to strike, but the big devil came to tease him again, and he waved his paw fiercely: "The perverted big devil, will you give it or not?" !
Bully me again, I will scratch you!
"You meow, and I'll give it to you." Duan Lin smiled seductively, and during the play, he actually lay down on the blanket, the purpose of which was to keep eye level with the little hairball.
Yu Yan: "..."
It's impossible for him not to recognize the behavior and language of this little thing. Does this mean it occupies the territory?
Hehe, in front of him, the master of the cave, he will definitely not be angry.He just sighed a little, the little thing actually has two faces, it was not like this outside before.
Now you find something fun and don’t resist?
It's true, a small animal without intelligence is so pure and innocent.
To please them, all you need is a few tassels and tassels.
The big devil was sure that Mao Tuan'er, whom he had brought back captive, would not run away, but was at ease in the cave, so he went looking for things with confidence.
There are new workers in the cave, so it is natural to arrange it.
While the big devil was looking for something, Yu Yan was wandering around in the mansion.This is too big for him, and it is estimated that he can't finish shopping in a few days.
Yu Yan saw some beautiful and easy-to-handle gadgets, and unceremoniously picked them up in his little den.
Don't ask, it's a kitten's nature to ask.
Is a kitten that doesn't bite still a real kitten? !
Duan Lin hid where the stupid thing couldn't see him, and relished spying on the snow-white porter, running time and time again, really impolite.
Good-looking, not-so-good-looking, valuable or worthless, as long as he can move it.
Tsk, Duan Lin raised his eyebrows, it turned out to be a kitten who likes to make money... Really interesting.
Of course, Duanlin did not suspect that the other party was transformed by a monk, because no monk in the world has such shallow eyelids, too shallow, what is worth paying attention to in a broken sachet.
Yu Yan: Meow!What I value is not the sachet!What I value is obviously the two jadeite beads tied to the end of the rope, okay?
If Duanlin knew Yu Yan's thoughts, he would have laughed even more, the expensive spices in the sachet were worth more than those two broken jadeite beads.
Yu Yan came through books, so of course he doesn't understand these things in the realm of comprehension.He is just evaluating these things with the values of a young man in the new era. To put it bluntly, he only has money in his eyes.
Isn't money important in the cultivation world?
It's also very important, okay?Without money, there is no qualification to cultivate immortals. Barbaric growth is only suitable for the chosen one with the aura of the protagonist, and the rest of the cultivators rely on money to open their way.
Without spirit stones, how can I buy pills and magic tools.
Hearing Duan Lin's footsteps, Yu Yan hurried back to the nest, using his small body to block the things he just searched, trying not to attract the other party's attention.
"Tch, shallow eyelids." Duanlin lifted him up and put him aside in disgust.
Then get out all the messy things in the nest, this action really irritated Yu Yan, what is this big devil doing?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
What about the villain's pattern?
Duan Lin stretched out his fingers towards the sachet, and Yu Yan threw himself on the small gold bar next door.This is the handle he removed from a certain cabinet, hehe, I hope the other party didn't see it.
A smile flashed in the eyes of the big devil, but so what?In the end, he ruthlessly pulled out the little gold bar from a certain cat's stomach: "The nest is for sleeping, not for collecting these messy things, understand?"
After finishing speaking, I found a wooden box and put away those messy things.
Yu Yan was elated, because he felt that the big devil was acquiescing that he could hide his private house.
Oh!Favorability up!up!
"Okay." Duan Lin tidied up Yu Yan's things, put them aside, then lifted the basket full of things, first took out a shiny mother-of-pearl comb, picked Yu Yan up on his knees, and helped Yu Yan Comb hair.
Yu Yan flinched and was very scared at first, but later found that Duanlin was very careful and combed it quite comfortably.So he gave up resisting, lay directly on the opponent's lap, and enjoyed the grooming service with his eyes closed.
Before he was outside, he fell into the water and drilled holes, and now he was somewhat sloppy.
Duan Lin combed his hair, got another copper basin of water, directly heated it with magic fire to the appropriate temperature, and then put him, who was sleepy, into the copper basin.Holding his back with one hand, he washed away the dirt with the other.
Feet are naturally the key objects of care, and for the sake of being comfortable with the other party, Yu Yan doesn't mind touching his own feet.
After taking a bath, the other party wrapped him in a towel, only revealing a cute and pitiful cat head, with big round eyes waiting for freedom.
Duanlin directly used his power to dry the hair of this stupid thing.
The other party turned white several degrees after taking a bath, and looked even more round like a sphere.
It is no exaggeration to say that when Yu Yan walked up to the bronze mirror and took a look at himself, he also felt that he was unbelievably round.
Oh my god, it's so cute, who is this cotton candy!
It's me, da da da.
Front and back, back and forth, left and right, right and left, turning around, wagging the tail.
As a cat addict, Yu Yan can only stay in front of the mirror and admire himself.Damn it, it would be nice to send some hugs and kisses, it would be cheaper to end that big devil.
Yu Yan entertained himself in front of the mirror, while Duan Lin kept looking at him from behind, not cleaning up the mess all over the place, just like all the parents who just took the cat back, wishing they could suck cats for 24 hours.
Of course, most people smoke simply and rudely, but the ultimate villain in the cultivation world, the big boss, is half lying on the couch, holding his head while drinking fine wine, with a perverted expression on his face.
At this time, the big devil really wanted Mao Tuan'er to come to his arms, and even climb on his body, but he didn't bother to force this favor, he hoped that the other party would take the initiative.
This is where Duanlin is perverted. You can never guess his thoughts, nor can you guess whether what he said is true or false.
It is possible that what he said in the last second was true, but it is also true in the next second that he overthrows himself in the last second.
Such an unpredictable and moody devil is why Yu Yan was so afraid before.
As for now, whether it is a blessing or a curse, if it is a disaster, it cannot be avoided. Anyway, it is the meat on the other party's cutting board. It is better to be a piece of meat that actively promotes the plot.
It was impossible for Yu Yan to make himself unhappy, so he sucked enough of his beautiful self in front of the mirror, and then walked towards the big devil lying on his side on the couch.
Seeing him coming, the other party raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and rubbed the pattern on the wine glass with his fingers, as if he wanted to touch the kitten immediately.
But he was very reserved, the fluffy ball of hair came to him, fluttered his hair hanging on the couch, and then reached out to stroke Yu Yan's back neck.
The big devil's finger wore a ring inlaid with dazzling gemstones, which was quite valuable at first glance.
Yu Yan chased each other's fingers, playing the role of a naughty and cute kitten with fear.
His small goal: get this ring off!Put it in your own private box!
"Heh..." The big devil spared no effort to tease him, and even put the wine aside in order to play with him.
Kittens are known to love to get their hands on human drinking glasses!
So Yu Yan immediately abandoned the finger of the big devil, walked to the side of the cup, eager to try it, as if he wanted to lick the wine inside.
Of course, the fine wine in the cultivation world is different from the fine wine in reality. It smells very fragrant. After all, it has spiritual energy, and it may increase spiritual power after eating it.
Then you have to try it even more.
"You can't drink this." Duan Lin took the wine glass away and put it out of the cat's reach.It's not that he is stingy, the main reason is that this wine is very strong, and the little thing may be drunk for three days with just one sip.
Yu Yan: Disappointed!
Duanlin looked at Mao Tuan'er's disappointed round eyes, and couldn't bear him to stare at him, so he looked in his Qiankun bag for nectar suitable for feeding this little thing.
Naturally, he drank the strongest wine in the world, and never took a second look at the soft nectar, but he still found some.
When the lid was opened, a fresh fragrance came rushing to the face, the greedy Yu Yan immediately hugged the hand of the Great Demon King, and the other party took out a jade plate from the universe bag, and used it as his cat bowl.
"Drink." The big devil's voice was low, and there was a bit of a smile when he heard it.
So he decided to drink alone, and became a demon and a cat drinking three hundred cups.
Of course, the above is an exaggeration, how can a cat drink 300 cups.Even if he could drink, Duan Lin would not let him drink.
There is not much nectar in the Qiankun bag, if you drink it all at once, you will have nothing to drink.
Duan Lin has been trapped here for 3000 years. It can be said that he never leaves his hand with alcohol, and he is often half drunk.
Only in this way can he pass this boring time, but today is the most enjoyable time for him to drink, because he has a sweet little cutie to accompany him to drink.
During the period, Duanlin also smiled a few times, coupled with the reddish eye corners, making the whole face look extremely stunning and inconceivable.
"Tsk, you like drinking nectar so much?" Duan Lin said lazily, "Then I will brew some for you."
The spirits he usually drinks by himself are also brewed from spiritual grains.The Spiritual Valley was born on the ground with magic power.
Duanlin searched some seeds from the Qiankun bag, soaked them in the water dripping from the stalactites, and took them down to plant after a while.
Yu Yan wanted to know what he was doing, was he secretly taking delicious food?
So he climbed all the way from the hem of the skirt to the shoulders, and curiously stuck out his little head to watch.
Duan Lin didn't dare to move, for fear that the other party would fall off his body, well, the feeling of the little creature climbing on his body made him happy.
Cut, it turned out to be a pot of seeds.
Yu Yan soon lost interest in what the big devil was doing, he fell in love with the hairpin on the big devil's head, it looked like it was very valuable, he dared to climb up to admire it.
Standing there, Duanlin seemed to be a little surprised and said with a smile: "You are a bold person, and now you dare to climb on the head of this deity. What about the rules?"
ha?Tell the rules with the kitten?
Yu Yan: Just keep thinking about it.
But Duan Lin was just talking, he didn't pull the other party down, but squinted at the mirror, admiring the daring little thing.
If you don't have your intelligence, you don't have your intelligence, and a hairpin can play so happily.
Little did he know that Yu Yan just wanted to take this thing for himself, and when he found that he couldn't dismantle it, he gave it up.
In the next second, he restlessly climbed to the end of the big devil's hair to remove the gemstone belt on the end of the hair.
"It's really naughty." It's not safe to hang on the hair, Duan Lin picked him up and stuffed him into his arms.
Yu Yan suddenly struggled to expose his head: "Meow... Meow..."
He is going to the ground!
Duanlin had no choice but to send him to the ground again.Then the stupid thing lay down on his feet and picked at the gold threads on his shoes.
"..."
How could Duanlin suspect that the kitten has fallen for Qian?He only thought that kittens like shiny things, so he persuaded: "Shoes are not fun, come, this deity will give you these."
The generous devil took off the ring in his hand, and Mao Tuan'er immediately gave up his shoes and stared at his ring.
This made Duanlin not want to give it to him all at once, but hung on to it maliciously.
Let it worry.
Yu Yan chased and chased but didn't get it. He was really in a hurry and at the same time very upset.
He was tired, and he squatted on the ground to strike, but the big devil came to tease him again, and he waved his paw fiercely: "The perverted big devil, will you give it or not?" !
Bully me again, I will scratch you!
"You meow, and I'll give it to you." Duan Lin smiled seductively, and during the play, he actually lay down on the blanket, the purpose of which was to keep eye level with the little hairball.
Yu Yan: "..."
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