My lord auspicious? !
Chapter 136 Let's tell a joke!
"Wait for me! I'll be back soon..." When I go on a trip to a foreign country, I'll be back when I've had enough fun!The handsome voice wafted far away in the mountains, but he hid his inner voice secretly in his heart.
Oh yeah!I'm free, I'm going to travel for free!I finally have the opportunity to see the customs and customs of other parts of this fictional world!Hahahahahaha...
Handsome stopped shouting, and comfortably climbed onto the horse's neck. There is a long way to go, so let's take a nap first to replenish our strength!He squinted his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief.
Both Ben Lei and Yufeng looked at him like a ghost.One second, the guy who was righteous and upright calling for peace was actually ready to sleep comfortably in the next second as a 'hostage'.
Prince Boluo narrowed his eyes and thought carefully about Yingjun's words and deeds just now.Suddenly there was a daze on his face, followed by a black line on his forehead.He finally figured out what was wrong.Just now this kid obviously helped them escape on his own initiative!If he hadn't put pressure on the emperor, how could Emperor Yan let them go easily?
He really overestimated this guy!This guy is completely pursuing "being wise and protecting his life" so that he can temporarily get "freedom" to play!
"Prince, they didn't come after you." Ben Lei looked back curiously and said.
Handsome closed his eyes to feel the bumps of the horse.His friends must have guessed his intentions!Sorry, buddy!It's not that I don't trust your ability, I know that you are very capable, oops!Let's be honest, I just want to be taken away by them for fun, don't be angry if you guess the truth!
"They are concerned about this kid's safety, so they won't rush after him. Be careful, everyone, and don't be ambushed before crossing the border." Prince Yufeng looked at the mountain full of dense trees. Out of the hidden environment, I was a little worried in my heart.
After a handsome sleep and waking up, the sky was already a bit dark. Shuttle between the mountains and forests, looking out through the sea of dense trees, one can see the last golden glow of the distant mountains flickering.
"We still have to drive at night?" Yingjun asked Bo Luo who was walking beside him.
Bo Luo had been staring at him in a daze, only to come back to his senses after hearing the voice and look at the sky, "Shouldn't be used, it's not safe to walk on mountain roads at night."
But Prince Yufeng interjected at this moment: "Keep going, don't stop."
"Cousin! This is in the mountains, so it's not suitable for nighttime action." Bo Luo turned his head and persuaded in a friendly voice.
"I don't mind if you want to rest. Bo Luo, I don't need to listen to your opinion." Prince Yufeng was proud
typical.
Handsome rolled his eyes at him, "Please Prince, the temperature will drop as soon as it gets dark, and it will definitely be much colder on the mountain than in the canyon. Besides, you don't need to rest, Ma always needs it!"
Prince Yufeng glared at him, but still refused to listen to their opinions.It wasn't until night fell that a few attendants lit torches, and the horse climbed the mountain road in the dark with difficulty. The horse's hooves slipped and almost fell Yufeng, and the prince had no choice but to order to rest on the spot depressed.
The faithful attendant lit a fire, and under the shelter of a huge rock that was winded, these people huddled beside the campfire, dug out the dry food, and began to eat dinner dryly without any communication.
The dry food is a frozen steamed bun. Prince Yufeng's meal is better, and there is some chopped beef. He shared some with Bo Luo, and Bo Luo handed the same dry meat to Yingjun.
Yingjun was poking his steamed bun rack with a fire stick to bake steamed buns on the fire, when he saw the beef jerky that Bo Luo contributed to him, he swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva greedily, "Wei Luo, you still have a conscience! More loyal than your cousin!
"As he said, he stuffed the meat in his mouth and chewed hard.
Prince Yufeng pretended not to hear his words, closed his eyes while chewing the jerky gracefully while recuperating.
"Pineapple! Sit with me, it's so warm." Only a handsome voice was heard in the whole environment, and the other servants didn't say a word.
Prince Boluo moved towards Yingjun, getting closer, and Yingjun leaned against him, hunched his shoulders and waited for the steamed buns to be baked.Finally, when he took back the fire stick, his white steamed bun completely turned into a black steamed bun,
It's just warm and fluffy black steamed buns. He put the jerky over the fire, put it in the steamed buns, and handed it to Bo Luo, "Hey! Homemade burgers! You eat the pineapple first
Prince Boluo laughed uncontrollably, "I thought you wanted to eat it yourself."
"You gave me meat, how can I be reluctant to give you a steamed bun. Eat it! Only when you are full will you have the strength to run away." He said with a smile.
Prince Boluo laughed unceremoniously, and took the meat bun, "Youngjun is right! Only when you are full can you be strong."
Run away in anger. "
The other attendants glanced at the two of them cautiously with strange eyes.Prince Yufeng's heroic eyebrows were tightly frowned, and he turned his head away to express that 'what you can't see is what you see'.
"What's so delicious about cold steamed buns! Everyone, come here, I'll share two pieces of dried meat with each of you, put them in the steamed buns and roast them on the fire. It's delicious when it's hot!" Yingjun talked enthusiastically to the others. Dealing with people, he enthusiastically distributed the jerky in his hand, but none of the followers appreciated him, and just looked at him with wary eyes.
Prince Boluo's followers nodded, "Young Master Zhen has good intentions, so you should obey!"
After hesitating, two attendants came forward, took the handsome share, and baked 'meat buns' to eat like him.
"Don't be restrained! Come, come, let me bake for you!" Yingjun enthusiastically helped the other attendants, holding up several tree weights in each hand, and kept turning them to bake the steamed buns.
The entourage unconsciously approached him a little bit, Yingjun couldn't stay idle, and started to chatter again, "Everyone, it's a long night, why don't we tell stories, haha, let's pass the time!"
Prince Yufeng was isolated invisibly, only his personal entourage, Ben Lei, was still guarding him.
Regarding the proposal of telling a story, the attendants all stared at Yingjun with 'paralyzed' expressions.
Bo Luo ate the steamed buns slowly, and said with a smile, "Speak handsomely! Let's listen!"
"Well, let me tell you one first! Hahaha..." Before the story started, he couldn't stop laughing himself.
Everyone around the bonfire looked at him with puzzled eyes.
Handsome waved his hand, "Oh, this story is a joke. Hoho, I'm sorry, let me laugh first!"
Seeing his ridiculous appearance, Bo Luo also laughed twice.
The handsome man smiled enough before he twitched the corners of his mouth, and began to tell in a serious manner: "This story is also about the snowy night in the mountains.
When everyone heard that this situation was the same as their current situation, they all pricked up their ears unconsciously, and even Prince Yufeng who turned his face away couldn't help listening attentively.
"By the way, there is a young female reporter who went to a big mountain to do an interview." Yingjun said eloquently.
"Female reporter?" A entourage asked in confusion, "What is a female reporter? What is an interview?"
Yingjun was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand perfunctorily, "Oh, I was wrong, I've said it again."
"A long time ago, I passed by a village in the mountains, and I met an old man..." The handsome tone was calm
He started calmly, "That uncle is a very capable man. He taught me many things and explained many truths to me."
Everyone didn't dare to interrupt Yingjun's story, they stared at his face in the firelight and listened earnestly.
"Before I left, out of curiosity, I asked this uncle, 'Master! You know so much, I want to ask you three questions, and I hope you can answer them.'" Yingjun deliberately used another tone that was more childlike. speak.
"Uncle agreed to my request. So, I started to ask questions, and my first question was: 'Uncle, what is the most memorable thing in your life?'"
"The uncle looked at me with his wise eyes, and replied unhurriedly: 'That year, the mountains were covered by heavy snow...the ewes of Zhang San's family in the village were lost...all the men in the village were lighting torches together. Going up the mountain at night to look for... Finally, we found the ewe but we were also trapped in the cave for three days and three nights... Life on the mountain was too difficult... So, a group of us took turns to kill the ewe... This matter Makes me unforgettable...'
Handsome stopped here and looked around, but saw that everyone's jaw dropped and they looked at him blankly?
Yingjun smiled in satisfaction and continued, "So, I asked the old man again, 'Grandpa! What is the most beautiful thing in your life?'
"The uncle's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, 'That year, the mountain was covered by heavy snow...the beautiful daughter-in-law of Li Si's family next door was lost...all the men in the village went up the mountain at night with torches to look for them...Finally, I found it in the cave where I was looking for sheep last time... I was trapped for another three days and three nights, so a group of us took turns to fuck the beautiful daughter-in-law, hehehe... This is the best thing in my life .'"
Prince Boluo heard black lines all over his head, and the other followers returned from the state of 'jaw dislocation' to the state of 'mouth wide open'.
Yingjun smiled deeply, and with the sound of the whistling mountain wind, he said in a heavy tone, "Finally, I asked the third question curiously, 'Master! Do you have the most painful memory in your life?'"
The others all leaned forward with focused expressions, waiting for Yingjun to continue speaking.
"...The old man was in tears, sighed, and said with dark eyes, 'That year...the mountains were covered by heavy snow...I, I lost...'"
Oh yeah!I'm free, I'm going to travel for free!I finally have the opportunity to see the customs and customs of other parts of this fictional world!Hahahahahaha...
Handsome stopped shouting, and comfortably climbed onto the horse's neck. There is a long way to go, so let's take a nap first to replenish our strength!He squinted his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief.
Both Ben Lei and Yufeng looked at him like a ghost.One second, the guy who was righteous and upright calling for peace was actually ready to sleep comfortably in the next second as a 'hostage'.
Prince Boluo narrowed his eyes and thought carefully about Yingjun's words and deeds just now.Suddenly there was a daze on his face, followed by a black line on his forehead.He finally figured out what was wrong.Just now this kid obviously helped them escape on his own initiative!If he hadn't put pressure on the emperor, how could Emperor Yan let them go easily?
He really overestimated this guy!This guy is completely pursuing "being wise and protecting his life" so that he can temporarily get "freedom" to play!
"Prince, they didn't come after you." Ben Lei looked back curiously and said.
Handsome closed his eyes to feel the bumps of the horse.His friends must have guessed his intentions!Sorry, buddy!It's not that I don't trust your ability, I know that you are very capable, oops!Let's be honest, I just want to be taken away by them for fun, don't be angry if you guess the truth!
"They are concerned about this kid's safety, so they won't rush after him. Be careful, everyone, and don't be ambushed before crossing the border." Prince Yufeng looked at the mountain full of dense trees. Out of the hidden environment, I was a little worried in my heart.
After a handsome sleep and waking up, the sky was already a bit dark. Shuttle between the mountains and forests, looking out through the sea of dense trees, one can see the last golden glow of the distant mountains flickering.
"We still have to drive at night?" Yingjun asked Bo Luo who was walking beside him.
Bo Luo had been staring at him in a daze, only to come back to his senses after hearing the voice and look at the sky, "Shouldn't be used, it's not safe to walk on mountain roads at night."
But Prince Yufeng interjected at this moment: "Keep going, don't stop."
"Cousin! This is in the mountains, so it's not suitable for nighttime action." Bo Luo turned his head and persuaded in a friendly voice.
"I don't mind if you want to rest. Bo Luo, I don't need to listen to your opinion." Prince Yufeng was proud
typical.
Handsome rolled his eyes at him, "Please Prince, the temperature will drop as soon as it gets dark, and it will definitely be much colder on the mountain than in the canyon. Besides, you don't need to rest, Ma always needs it!"
Prince Yufeng glared at him, but still refused to listen to their opinions.It wasn't until night fell that a few attendants lit torches, and the horse climbed the mountain road in the dark with difficulty. The horse's hooves slipped and almost fell Yufeng, and the prince had no choice but to order to rest on the spot depressed.
The faithful attendant lit a fire, and under the shelter of a huge rock that was winded, these people huddled beside the campfire, dug out the dry food, and began to eat dinner dryly without any communication.
The dry food is a frozen steamed bun. Prince Yufeng's meal is better, and there is some chopped beef. He shared some with Bo Luo, and Bo Luo handed the same dry meat to Yingjun.
Yingjun was poking his steamed bun rack with a fire stick to bake steamed buns on the fire, when he saw the beef jerky that Bo Luo contributed to him, he swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva greedily, "Wei Luo, you still have a conscience! More loyal than your cousin!
"As he said, he stuffed the meat in his mouth and chewed hard.
Prince Yufeng pretended not to hear his words, closed his eyes while chewing the jerky gracefully while recuperating.
"Pineapple! Sit with me, it's so warm." Only a handsome voice was heard in the whole environment, and the other servants didn't say a word.
Prince Boluo moved towards Yingjun, getting closer, and Yingjun leaned against him, hunched his shoulders and waited for the steamed buns to be baked.Finally, when he took back the fire stick, his white steamed bun completely turned into a black steamed bun,
It's just warm and fluffy black steamed buns. He put the jerky over the fire, put it in the steamed buns, and handed it to Bo Luo, "Hey! Homemade burgers! You eat the pineapple first
Prince Boluo laughed uncontrollably, "I thought you wanted to eat it yourself."
"You gave me meat, how can I be reluctant to give you a steamed bun. Eat it! Only when you are full will you have the strength to run away." He said with a smile.
Prince Boluo laughed unceremoniously, and took the meat bun, "Youngjun is right! Only when you are full can you be strong."
Run away in anger. "
The other attendants glanced at the two of them cautiously with strange eyes.Prince Yufeng's heroic eyebrows were tightly frowned, and he turned his head away to express that 'what you can't see is what you see'.
"What's so delicious about cold steamed buns! Everyone, come here, I'll share two pieces of dried meat with each of you, put them in the steamed buns and roast them on the fire. It's delicious when it's hot!" Yingjun talked enthusiastically to the others. Dealing with people, he enthusiastically distributed the jerky in his hand, but none of the followers appreciated him, and just looked at him with wary eyes.
Prince Boluo's followers nodded, "Young Master Zhen has good intentions, so you should obey!"
After hesitating, two attendants came forward, took the handsome share, and baked 'meat buns' to eat like him.
"Don't be restrained! Come, come, let me bake for you!" Yingjun enthusiastically helped the other attendants, holding up several tree weights in each hand, and kept turning them to bake the steamed buns.
The entourage unconsciously approached him a little bit, Yingjun couldn't stay idle, and started to chatter again, "Everyone, it's a long night, why don't we tell stories, haha, let's pass the time!"
Prince Yufeng was isolated invisibly, only his personal entourage, Ben Lei, was still guarding him.
Regarding the proposal of telling a story, the attendants all stared at Yingjun with 'paralyzed' expressions.
Bo Luo ate the steamed buns slowly, and said with a smile, "Speak handsomely! Let's listen!"
"Well, let me tell you one first! Hahaha..." Before the story started, he couldn't stop laughing himself.
Everyone around the bonfire looked at him with puzzled eyes.
Handsome waved his hand, "Oh, this story is a joke. Hoho, I'm sorry, let me laugh first!"
Seeing his ridiculous appearance, Bo Luo also laughed twice.
The handsome man smiled enough before he twitched the corners of his mouth, and began to tell in a serious manner: "This story is also about the snowy night in the mountains.
When everyone heard that this situation was the same as their current situation, they all pricked up their ears unconsciously, and even Prince Yufeng who turned his face away couldn't help listening attentively.
"By the way, there is a young female reporter who went to a big mountain to do an interview." Yingjun said eloquently.
"Female reporter?" A entourage asked in confusion, "What is a female reporter? What is an interview?"
Yingjun was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand perfunctorily, "Oh, I was wrong, I've said it again."
"A long time ago, I passed by a village in the mountains, and I met an old man..." The handsome tone was calm
He started calmly, "That uncle is a very capable man. He taught me many things and explained many truths to me."
Everyone didn't dare to interrupt Yingjun's story, they stared at his face in the firelight and listened earnestly.
"Before I left, out of curiosity, I asked this uncle, 'Master! You know so much, I want to ask you three questions, and I hope you can answer them.'" Yingjun deliberately used another tone that was more childlike. speak.
"Uncle agreed to my request. So, I started to ask questions, and my first question was: 'Uncle, what is the most memorable thing in your life?'"
"The uncle looked at me with his wise eyes, and replied unhurriedly: 'That year, the mountains were covered by heavy snow...the ewes of Zhang San's family in the village were lost...all the men in the village were lighting torches together. Going up the mountain at night to look for... Finally, we found the ewe but we were also trapped in the cave for three days and three nights... Life on the mountain was too difficult... So, a group of us took turns to kill the ewe... This matter Makes me unforgettable...'
Handsome stopped here and looked around, but saw that everyone's jaw dropped and they looked at him blankly?
Yingjun smiled in satisfaction and continued, "So, I asked the old man again, 'Grandpa! What is the most beautiful thing in your life?'
"The uncle's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, 'That year, the mountain was covered by heavy snow...the beautiful daughter-in-law of Li Si's family next door was lost...all the men in the village went up the mountain at night with torches to look for them...Finally, I found it in the cave where I was looking for sheep last time... I was trapped for another three days and three nights, so a group of us took turns to fuck the beautiful daughter-in-law, hehehe... This is the best thing in my life .'"
Prince Boluo heard black lines all over his head, and the other followers returned from the state of 'jaw dislocation' to the state of 'mouth wide open'.
Yingjun smiled deeply, and with the sound of the whistling mountain wind, he said in a heavy tone, "Finally, I asked the third question curiously, 'Master! Do you have the most painful memory in your life?'"
The others all leaned forward with focused expressions, waiting for Yingjun to continue speaking.
"...The old man was in tears, sighed, and said with dark eyes, 'That year...the mountains were covered by heavy snow...I, I lost...'"
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