My lord auspicious? !
Chapter 194 Ah Miao, a midwife
"Yanjun Yan Chengxia was the first to run to pick up the handsome sitting on the ground, and asked with concern: "You are not injured, are you? "
"My friend~~ my ass is about to split in two." Yingjun quickly seized this opportunity to act like a baby to his friend.
Yan Chengxia hugged him and turned over without avoiding suspicion, reaching out to rub his tailbone.
"What are you doing!?" Yan Chengzhu and Yan Chengrui stared at them with bull's eyes.Yan Chengxia glanced at them unhappily, and without stopping, he touched the handsome tailbone and rubbed it lightly, "Did you fall here?"
"Ouch~ Friends, take it easy!" Handsome groaned and grabbed Yan Chengxia's arm, his face contorted in pain
Come.
"Is your stomach okay?" The Supreme Emperor stared at his handsome belly anxiously, for fear that the fall would break his long hair.
Sun.
"Father, you only love the little bun, hooo..." Yingjun squinted his eyes and accused the Supreme Emperor.
The Taishanghuang smiled resentfully, "Isn't it because you are fine!" His face turned, pointing at the handsome man and complaining: "You still have the nerve to say that others are jumping around knowing that you are pregnant with a baby. In this case, I will Let someone tie you to the bed, and wait for the baby to come and let you get out of bed."
Handsome hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, "Dad~~ You are so strict! I'm kidding, just kidding! Look, the little bun is fine, and I'm fine... Ouch~~It's so strange~~ The bun moved, Move...Wow, is he breakdancing in there? It's moving so hard!!" Yingjun stretched out his stomach and grabbed Yan Chengxia's arm. !"
Yan Chengxia was so frightened that his face suddenly turned pale, and he quickly put the handsome man on his back into his arms, looked at his stomach, and saw the belly beating up and down at an astonishing frequency, pushing up the handsome man's clothes. Drum bag of dung.
"Father! What's wrong with him?" Yan Chengrui exclaimed, startled by this scene.
Yan Chengzhu quickly grabbed Handsome's hand, "Handsome!! How are you, Handsome?"
Handsome squinted his eyebrows and yelled, "What should I do? He seems to be coming out, what should I do?" Yan Chengxia was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Isn't it less than a month old? What should I do now? ? Looking for a stable woman? Looking for an imperial doctor? Father, who should I look for!"
The Supreme Emperor also had a frightened expression on his face. "I don't know either! I haven't seen a man give birth to a child with my own eyes."
Handsome raised his head and took a look in the yard, and caught Aoji with a glance: "Xiaoji! Xiaoji, help me!"
—!!!,,
Ao Ji was sweating from playing golf just now, and was drinking tea in the gazebo in the yard. After hearing Yingjun's call for help, he let go of his voice and shouted: "Don't panic! I'm afraid the little bun is going to come out early."
"Gee!!" Yingjun yelled, "The question is how did he get out?" I don't have a birth canal!Biao told Lao Tzu to give this little bun to 'Gong' like a Gong!Then I will die!
"A Miao, what do you think!" Ao Ji raised his eyebrows and asked A Miao, who was calm as a mountain.
A Miao looked indignant: "Why do you always ask me what I think? Don't you have a brain yourself?"
"Don't be like this, A Miao. Didn't you also be born like this? Pass on the experience to my brother, don't let him call you." Ao Ji patted A Miao's shoulder like a good brother.
Ah Miao raised her eyebrows, "How do you know that I was also born by a man?"
Ao Ji snorted coldly in his heart: "I am a dignified little dragon king, the most experienced seeker of gossip in the spiritual realm of the gods, would you
I don't know if it's a half-human half-skilled life experience? "
"I KAO!" Yingjun covered his stomach and yelled loudly, "Stop gossiping, you two, come and save your big brother and me!"
"A Miao, hurry up and go see the handsome brother! It's so scary! Could it be a monster in his stomach?" Luojiao sighed softly for some reason
The Yan family stared at Luojiao unanimously, and let out a heavy cold snort.
A Miao ran over in three or two steps, took a look at the handsome swollen belly, reached out to cut his pulse, "Hurry up and take him to the house."
Yan Chengxia ran into the house with Yingjun in his arms, while A Miao stopped the Supreme Emperor, "Do you have a 'Personal Fruit' fruit tree here?"
The Supreme Emperor frowned in surprise, "How do you know this little brother?"
"That's right... your surname is Yan, no wonder there is that tree." A Miao seemed to remember something, and a rare smile appeared on her usually cold face.
"This little brother..." The Supreme Emperor hadn't finished speaking.
A Miao looked at him and said, "My surname is Miao, and my ancestral home is Southern Xinjiang!"
The Supreme Emperor was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Miao...then you are the descendant of the little puppet." He looked A Miao up and down while talking, "I should have thought of it a long time ago, you are dressed like this... no wonder So familiar. Are you from Wugu Village in Southern Xinjiang?"
A Miao nodded calmly.
"Father, what are you talking about? Come in and help Yingjun!" Yan Chengrui shouted loudly from inside.
The Supreme Emperor immediately took A Miao's hand nervously, "Nephew! You have a way to save that kid, don't you? I mean, this tree was also transplanted by your ancestors back then."
A Miao nodded, "Now send someone to dig a root under that tree, and I'll take care of the rest."
The Supreme Emperor nodded, "I will go to the palace to handle this matter myself. Just the tree roots?"
"As long as there is a tree root, be careful to store it in an earthen jar, so as not to waste the juice of the tree root." After A Miao explained, she walked into the room calmly.
Luo Jiao and Ao Ji looked at each other.Luojiao was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, "A Miao can still deliver babies?"
"You don't understand this, do you? Before each generation of Gu King takes over, he will get all his knowledge from his fathers. Since the son of a man is created by the A Miao family, how can he not know how to deliver a man? Woolen cloth?"
Ao Ji smiled and said, "Didn't he tell Brother Handsome a long time ago that as long as the time comes, someone will take out the child for him?"
Luojiao looked at Ao Ji with a new look, "Second brother, I just realized that you seem to know a lot of things!"
Ao Ji smiled knowingly: "Xiaojiao! In the future, you will know that your second brother and I are very capable."
Everything happens for a reason.Everything is already predetermined in the dark.
Yingjun yelled 'Aww' from time to time in the room, and it wasn't pain to hear the sound, it was just surprise and bewilderment.
The Supreme Emperor quickly rushed back with an earthen pot, and after he plunged into the inner room, he heard A Miao's voice after a while: "Everyone who has nothing to do with it, go out! No strangers are allowed in the room^"
"I'm Baozi Daddy, I want to be inside!" Yan Chengxia excitedly fought for his rights.
"I'm Baozi's father!" Yan Chengzhu argued.
"I, I am Baozi's stepfather!" Yan Chengrui shouted not to be outdone.
The Supreme Emperor yelled violently: "A Miao told you to go out, so go out! Get out of here!!"
The disheartened three brothers of the Yan family were kicked out of the house.Not long after, the Supreme Emperor also came out nervously clasping his hands, closing the doors and windows tightly.
A handsome voice sounded: "Miao~~What are you going to do? Miao—don't take a knife, I won't do it without anesthesia! Huh..."
Yan Chengxia squatted at the door, trembling with nervousness.Hearing Yingjun's shout, he immediately straightened his neck and shouted at the Supreme Emperor: "What do you mean? Knife, why do you use a knife? Handsome~~Handsome!!!"
The Supreme Emperor blocked the door with his body to prevent Yan Chengxia from rushing in, "Calm down~~ We all need to be calm!"
"Miao? It's because of anesthesia, hehe~~ It doesn't hurt, why can't I see my stomach?" A handsome voice came from inside again.
"Shut up!" A Miao yelled at him impatiently, "It's almost ready, when I put it in the 'fetal cover' to raise it, believe me, you won't want to see this scene. "
Handsome decisively shut his mouth.He thought about his current appearance in his mind, and couldn't help shivering, yes!He would rather not know what happened to his body, A Miao cut open his stomach!
After a while, Yingjun felt something placed by A Miao at his feet.
"Miao~~ Where's the little bun? Has it come out? Why isn't it crying?" He shouted with a choked voice.The Yan family outside the house all raised their hearts.
"Why are you talking so much, I knew I would use the sap of this tree root to completely faint you." A Miao lowered her head and was busy on the handsome stomach.
Handsome faintly saw a lot of worms emerging from his hands, and he was so disgusted that he almost felt nauseous.
"Miao, Miao, tell me! I'm even more scared if you don't say anything!" Handsome asked humbly.A Miao glared at him, "Shut up, you!" As he spoke, he poured a bowl of white latex-like juice into the handsome mouth, and immediately, the room fell silent.
It's not that I don't tell you, but it's useless to tell you!This is a kind of breeding technique created by his ancestors with the essence of Gu learning all his life.
A Miao looked at the milky white ball at the end of the bed that was expanding from small to large.He stretched out a finger and poked the outer membrane of the 'pregnancy Gu' curiously.
A foot smaller than a leaf pushed towards his finger.
Amy laughed in disbelief.
Really successful?A Miao stretched out a finger again, and another small fleshy fist blocked it
come.
The thin outer membrane of the 'Fetal Gu' seems to have swelled to a transparent and tight state.
A Miao held her breath, not daring to vent it.
'Boom! ! 'A burst of anger sounded.
Immediately afterwards, the fleshy little baby covered by the thin afterbirth waved its arms and legs and struggled upwards.
"Wow ~ wow? Wow wow ~~" The loud crying of the baby sounded in the room.
Outside the house, after a moment of silence, Yan Chengxia was the first to let out an ecstatic cry: "Quicksand bag~~ My little bun is born!"
"My friend~~ my ass is about to split in two." Yingjun quickly seized this opportunity to act like a baby to his friend.
Yan Chengxia hugged him and turned over without avoiding suspicion, reaching out to rub his tailbone.
"What are you doing!?" Yan Chengzhu and Yan Chengrui stared at them with bull's eyes.Yan Chengxia glanced at them unhappily, and without stopping, he touched the handsome tailbone and rubbed it lightly, "Did you fall here?"
"Ouch~ Friends, take it easy!" Handsome groaned and grabbed Yan Chengxia's arm, his face contorted in pain
Come.
"Is your stomach okay?" The Supreme Emperor stared at his handsome belly anxiously, for fear that the fall would break his long hair.
Sun.
"Father, you only love the little bun, hooo..." Yingjun squinted his eyes and accused the Supreme Emperor.
The Taishanghuang smiled resentfully, "Isn't it because you are fine!" His face turned, pointing at the handsome man and complaining: "You still have the nerve to say that others are jumping around knowing that you are pregnant with a baby. In this case, I will Let someone tie you to the bed, and wait for the baby to come and let you get out of bed."
Handsome hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, "Dad~~ You are so strict! I'm kidding, just kidding! Look, the little bun is fine, and I'm fine... Ouch~~It's so strange~~ The bun moved, Move...Wow, is he breakdancing in there? It's moving so hard!!" Yingjun stretched out his stomach and grabbed Yan Chengxia's arm. !"
Yan Chengxia was so frightened that his face suddenly turned pale, and he quickly put the handsome man on his back into his arms, looked at his stomach, and saw the belly beating up and down at an astonishing frequency, pushing up the handsome man's clothes. Drum bag of dung.
"Father! What's wrong with him?" Yan Chengrui exclaimed, startled by this scene.
Yan Chengzhu quickly grabbed Handsome's hand, "Handsome!! How are you, Handsome?"
Handsome squinted his eyebrows and yelled, "What should I do? He seems to be coming out, what should I do?" Yan Chengxia was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Isn't it less than a month old? What should I do now? ? Looking for a stable woman? Looking for an imperial doctor? Father, who should I look for!"
The Supreme Emperor also had a frightened expression on his face. "I don't know either! I haven't seen a man give birth to a child with my own eyes."
Handsome raised his head and took a look in the yard, and caught Aoji with a glance: "Xiaoji! Xiaoji, help me!"
—!!!,,
Ao Ji was sweating from playing golf just now, and was drinking tea in the gazebo in the yard. After hearing Yingjun's call for help, he let go of his voice and shouted: "Don't panic! I'm afraid the little bun is going to come out early."
"Gee!!" Yingjun yelled, "The question is how did he get out?" I don't have a birth canal!Biao told Lao Tzu to give this little bun to 'Gong' like a Gong!Then I will die!
"A Miao, what do you think!" Ao Ji raised his eyebrows and asked A Miao, who was calm as a mountain.
A Miao looked indignant: "Why do you always ask me what I think? Don't you have a brain yourself?"
"Don't be like this, A Miao. Didn't you also be born like this? Pass on the experience to my brother, don't let him call you." Ao Ji patted A Miao's shoulder like a good brother.
Ah Miao raised her eyebrows, "How do you know that I was also born by a man?"
Ao Ji snorted coldly in his heart: "I am a dignified little dragon king, the most experienced seeker of gossip in the spiritual realm of the gods, would you
I don't know if it's a half-human half-skilled life experience? "
"I KAO!" Yingjun covered his stomach and yelled loudly, "Stop gossiping, you two, come and save your big brother and me!"
"A Miao, hurry up and go see the handsome brother! It's so scary! Could it be a monster in his stomach?" Luojiao sighed softly for some reason
The Yan family stared at Luojiao unanimously, and let out a heavy cold snort.
A Miao ran over in three or two steps, took a look at the handsome swollen belly, reached out to cut his pulse, "Hurry up and take him to the house."
Yan Chengxia ran into the house with Yingjun in his arms, while A Miao stopped the Supreme Emperor, "Do you have a 'Personal Fruit' fruit tree here?"
The Supreme Emperor frowned in surprise, "How do you know this little brother?"
"That's right... your surname is Yan, no wonder there is that tree." A Miao seemed to remember something, and a rare smile appeared on her usually cold face.
"This little brother..." The Supreme Emperor hadn't finished speaking.
A Miao looked at him and said, "My surname is Miao, and my ancestral home is Southern Xinjiang!"
The Supreme Emperor was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Miao...then you are the descendant of the little puppet." He looked A Miao up and down while talking, "I should have thought of it a long time ago, you are dressed like this... no wonder So familiar. Are you from Wugu Village in Southern Xinjiang?"
A Miao nodded calmly.
"Father, what are you talking about? Come in and help Yingjun!" Yan Chengrui shouted loudly from inside.
The Supreme Emperor immediately took A Miao's hand nervously, "Nephew! You have a way to save that kid, don't you? I mean, this tree was also transplanted by your ancestors back then."
A Miao nodded, "Now send someone to dig a root under that tree, and I'll take care of the rest."
The Supreme Emperor nodded, "I will go to the palace to handle this matter myself. Just the tree roots?"
"As long as there is a tree root, be careful to store it in an earthen jar, so as not to waste the juice of the tree root." After A Miao explained, she walked into the room calmly.
Luo Jiao and Ao Ji looked at each other.Luojiao was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, "A Miao can still deliver babies?"
"You don't understand this, do you? Before each generation of Gu King takes over, he will get all his knowledge from his fathers. Since the son of a man is created by the A Miao family, how can he not know how to deliver a man? Woolen cloth?"
Ao Ji smiled and said, "Didn't he tell Brother Handsome a long time ago that as long as the time comes, someone will take out the child for him?"
Luojiao looked at Ao Ji with a new look, "Second brother, I just realized that you seem to know a lot of things!"
Ao Ji smiled knowingly: "Xiaojiao! In the future, you will know that your second brother and I are very capable."
Everything happens for a reason.Everything is already predetermined in the dark.
Yingjun yelled 'Aww' from time to time in the room, and it wasn't pain to hear the sound, it was just surprise and bewilderment.
The Supreme Emperor quickly rushed back with an earthen pot, and after he plunged into the inner room, he heard A Miao's voice after a while: "Everyone who has nothing to do with it, go out! No strangers are allowed in the room^"
"I'm Baozi Daddy, I want to be inside!" Yan Chengxia excitedly fought for his rights.
"I'm Baozi's father!" Yan Chengzhu argued.
"I, I am Baozi's stepfather!" Yan Chengrui shouted not to be outdone.
The Supreme Emperor yelled violently: "A Miao told you to go out, so go out! Get out of here!!"
The disheartened three brothers of the Yan family were kicked out of the house.Not long after, the Supreme Emperor also came out nervously clasping his hands, closing the doors and windows tightly.
A handsome voice sounded: "Miao~~What are you going to do? Miao—don't take a knife, I won't do it without anesthesia! Huh..."
Yan Chengxia squatted at the door, trembling with nervousness.Hearing Yingjun's shout, he immediately straightened his neck and shouted at the Supreme Emperor: "What do you mean? Knife, why do you use a knife? Handsome~~Handsome!!!"
The Supreme Emperor blocked the door with his body to prevent Yan Chengxia from rushing in, "Calm down~~ We all need to be calm!"
"Miao? It's because of anesthesia, hehe~~ It doesn't hurt, why can't I see my stomach?" A handsome voice came from inside again.
"Shut up!" A Miao yelled at him impatiently, "It's almost ready, when I put it in the 'fetal cover' to raise it, believe me, you won't want to see this scene. "
Handsome decisively shut his mouth.He thought about his current appearance in his mind, and couldn't help shivering, yes!He would rather not know what happened to his body, A Miao cut open his stomach!
After a while, Yingjun felt something placed by A Miao at his feet.
"Miao~~ Where's the little bun? Has it come out? Why isn't it crying?" He shouted with a choked voice.The Yan family outside the house all raised their hearts.
"Why are you talking so much, I knew I would use the sap of this tree root to completely faint you." A Miao lowered her head and was busy on the handsome stomach.
Handsome faintly saw a lot of worms emerging from his hands, and he was so disgusted that he almost felt nauseous.
"Miao, Miao, tell me! I'm even more scared if you don't say anything!" Handsome asked humbly.A Miao glared at him, "Shut up, you!" As he spoke, he poured a bowl of white latex-like juice into the handsome mouth, and immediately, the room fell silent.
It's not that I don't tell you, but it's useless to tell you!This is a kind of breeding technique created by his ancestors with the essence of Gu learning all his life.
A Miao looked at the milky white ball at the end of the bed that was expanding from small to large.He stretched out a finger and poked the outer membrane of the 'pregnancy Gu' curiously.
A foot smaller than a leaf pushed towards his finger.
Amy laughed in disbelief.
Really successful?A Miao stretched out a finger again, and another small fleshy fist blocked it
come.
The thin outer membrane of the 'Fetal Gu' seems to have swelled to a transparent and tight state.
A Miao held her breath, not daring to vent it.
'Boom! ! 'A burst of anger sounded.
Immediately afterwards, the fleshy little baby covered by the thin afterbirth waved its arms and legs and struggled upwards.
"Wow ~ wow? Wow wow ~~" The loud crying of the baby sounded in the room.
Outside the house, after a moment of silence, Yan Chengxia was the first to let out an ecstatic cry: "Quicksand bag~~ My little bun is born!"
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