My lord auspicious? !

Chapter 2 Have you ever seen a man called a little master?

"After passing through, you can control your own destiny. No one will help you, and you don't want to regret it." The executive officer next to the beauty whispered in Zhen Yingjun's ear.

"I have to reveal some information about who I want to wear!" Yingjun asked.

"You'll know when you wear it! Why are you asking so much? I'll send you there if I say one, two, three! Get ready!" The executive put his finger on his glasses.

"Should I wear it on the count of three or on the count of three—"

"On the count of three—" the executive said leisurely.

"Oh! Then I take a deep breath to prepare myself!"

"Okay, there are two more clothes waiting to be worn! Hurry up!"

"Okay! Ready—come on..."

Zhen Qingnian was about to count one, two, three silently in his mind, but when he just started to count "one" in his heart, there was a loud loud shout "three——————————————————————————————————————————————————————!!!""

Immediately afterwards, his body fell down, ah! ?I just got ready to "one" and you just put it on!

With a scream of "Ah——", the executive officer casually picked his ears, waved and shouted: "Next, next!"

It's best for the old man to be able to dress like an emperor to enjoy himself. There are countless wives in the Sangong Sixth Courtyard!Cool!No way, you have to be a prince, what kind of rich and glorious minister!Thumbs up!No matter what, you have to be a rich man, spend money like running water, and concubines get more and more!pretty!At worst, he has to be a hero, with unrivaled martial arts and a proud smile!Hahaha... Cool!

It landed with a "pop", and Mr. Zhen knew that he had succeeded in "wearing".

Feeling a little blunt in his body, he tried to open his eyes.

"Ah! The young master has responded!" I heard a bunch of bluffing voices in my ears, hurry up!quick!Biography doctor! "

"Young master—you can't die, young master! If you die, everyone in the house will be buried with you!"

His grandma's!Crying, this is it!Your young master is dead, my young master is here gorgeously!Zhen Qingnian closed his eyes and thought to himself.Hi!It's a young master!Looks like he's a kid from a rich family!Thick... The silver concubine, the young master, is here!

Feeling the pain of a needle prick in his heart, Yingjun suddenly opened his eyes, and in an instant he felt his soul and body fit together like a wedge.

"It seems that Lao Tzu is a soul wearer!" He muttered in his mouth.Either way!Change your face, change your mood!Faster than plastic surgery!

"The young master is awake! Hurry up! Tell the old lady and the young master that the young master is awake!"

The sharp cry rang in his ears, Mr. Zhen blinked his eyes and frowned, "Fuck!Even the dead have to be blown up with just this sound.Then he glanced at the person who was speaking beside him.

An old fair-faced man with no beard on his face, holding an orchid finger and looking at him "affectionately".

vomit! !

Zhen Qingnian felt nauseous.

"Little master! You're awake! If you die, I'll be bloody, my slave!" The old white face shook his head and pinched his orchid finger to smack young Zhen's cheek.

"Gululu!!" Immediately, water regurgitated from his mouth.

"Ouch! Spit up water! Just spit out water! I'm sure I'll see you soon after spit out water." Old Bailian muttered happily.

His answer was to vomit "spit water" one after another.

What are you doing? What are you doing?Young Zhen's head is a little confused, why does this, this voice sound so much like a legendary "thing"?

White face, hairless, high-pitched voice, high-pitched voice, orchid fingers... There are all kinds of signs that this young master encountered some kind of extinct "thing"—the kind of thing whose scientific name is eunuch, and the common name is "eunuch"! ?

"Little master! You have to take care of your health, I wish you good luck and good luck!" The old eunuch said pointing his finger in a long-winded manner.

Why do these words sound so familiar! ?little master?Kim Ann! ?auspicious?rely on you!Tianma Meteor Lushan Waterfall!Didn't I wear braids?No, no!This old eunuch called Lao Tzu "little master"?Didn't I have a bad luck and dress up as a woman?

Hurry up and feel in the crotch, shit!Although it is a bit small, it is really a belt and a handle!I'm still a man!

The old eunuch pretended to smack Zhen Qingnian's arm with his hand: "Oh, hey! Your behavior is too indecent! If people see this in the palace, you must not be sent to" Shen The criminal division "be punished and go."

The palace... the palace! ?Shen, Punishment Division! ?Why do these sound so familiar?I also watched Mao's "The Legend of Zhen Huan" from the beginning to the end!

"Who are you?" asked a hoarse voice.

"Little master! This slave is your father-in-law! My slave Hai Dagui, you can call my slave Eunuch Hai!" The old eunuch who called himself Hai Dagui said with a smile.

Hai Dagui! ? "Do you have a brother named Hai Dafu?"

"Ah!?" Eunuch Hai blinked his eyes as if he couldn't understand.

"What did you call me!?" Zhen Qingnian only remembered to ask this now.

"Little, little master, wow!" Hai Dagui said inexplicably.

"Little sister, master, brother!" Zhen Qingnian, who was lying on the couch, got up and spit and cursed at Hai Dagui.

"Little master! Don't swear like this! If the people in the palace hear this..."

"Gong your old mother!!!" Yingjun stood up abruptly and roared with his hands raised high.

"Ouch~~" Hai Dagui shrank his head and said nothing, "What's the matter, little master? Why are you crazy? Hurry up! Doctor!"

At this moment, the sound of footsteps of "Deng Deng Deng" came.

Two men and a woman walked in quickly, surrounded by maids and servants.

"My son!" I saw the woman wanting to pounce on Zhen Yingjun.

The two men grabbed her at the same time, pressed him and knelt down together, "Slave greets the young master! Good luck, the young master!"

My lord... auspicious! ?

Handsome sat down on the bed, "You, what do you call me?"

"Son!? Mother knows that you have been wronged, but the emperor's imperial decree has been issued. You have been selected to enter the palace to serve the emperor, and you have also been sealed as a sixth-rank treasure forest. Even if you die, it will only ruin our family. Just admit to the crime of copying and beheading all over the house!" Hearing the woman cry and say, what she just said made the young man Zhen Yingjun open his mouth in disbelief.

"This...mother! Old... I am a man, right? Is it genuine?" Zhen Qingnian asked, swallowing his saliva.

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