My lord auspicious? !

Q: Who is the scariest person in this world!

Emperor: Hypocrite

Empress: Everyone who is more beautiful than Ben Gong

Concubine Hua: The person who competes with me for favor

Beauty: villain

Employee of Huanhuayuan: My little master!

Xian Wang: Erpilian (pointing to Xiaozhu Zhen who is standing in front of him and shaking his shoulders)

In fact, we can use a more modern word to explain the people feared by the virtuous king, saying--little hooligans!However, the author thinks that the word Erpilian has a more classical charm, and those bumpkins who travel through overhead can understand it.

When the two of them uttered the words "I love you so much", the virtuous king Yan Chengrui could hardly use the vocabulary he had learned all his life to describe this...a young man in front of him.

"Ben Wang" and "Ben Xiaozhu" stared at each other with wide eyes.

Yan Chengrui angrily threw the round Gulu in his hand, that's all!To be serious with a dude would be to lose his reputation as a virtuous king.Anyway, in this harem, if he doesn't need to take action, someone will teach this ignorant boy a lesson.

He turned his head and was about to leave, but he only heard "Bang! Bang! Bang!" and saw the round gollum he threw just now bouncing and running back.

"Hidden weapon!" Yan Chengrui immediately vigilantly grabbed the handsome man as a shield.

Zhen Xiaozhu looked down at his simple patch ball sewn from the best top layer of yellow cowhide, a hidden weapon!If this thing can assassinate people, it is estimated that those who died are all bad luck masters!

Handsome picks up the ball on the ground, and can't help complaining that it's so sad that this earth-packed overhead world doesn't even have a decent toy.

He patted the slightly flimsy ball on the ground, and the elasticity was not very good, but fortunately Ao Ji contributed some hairs that were said to be beasts to fill it, and it could still bounce when he patted hard.

Yan Chengrui watched curiously as he kept clapping the round gollum on his hand, "You, what are you?"

"Ball!" Handsome said, "You don't even know that."

"Leather, ball?" Yan Chengrui scratched his neck curiously, "What is this for?"

"Didn't your lord shout that you want to throw me into limbo?" Handsome looked at him with a half-smile.

"This king is not as knowledgeable as your wife. Tell me quickly what you use this ball for?" Yan Chengrui kept moving his head up and down following the ball.

Handsome smiled slyly, and twirled the ball around on his finger to catch it with the palm of his hand, "Actually, it should be called basketball."

The question mark above Yan Chengrui's head kept spinning: "Basketball? It's not blue!"

Yingjun smiled, "My lord!" He pointed to the thing hanging on the stake just now, "Excuse me, look at it, what is hanging on the stake?"

Yan Chengrui felt that it was a waste of brains to talk to this beautiful woman. He asked a question and the guy said several words but didn't answer his question.Looking at the handsome hand, he hesitated, "It seems like a bamboo basket, huh? Why is this basket bottomless?"

"Basketball! Basket of baskets, understand?" Handsome smiled like a smug little fox cat.

"Oh!" Yan Chengrui nodded and shook his head violently.

"Cut?" Yingjun raised the ball in his hand, "Look out, dirt bag!"

Handsome slapped the big ball in his hand a few times, and I showed him a gorgeous aerial slam dunk, wow hahaha... Thinking about it this way, Handsome ran up and dribbled the ball, and ran to the basket with the ball in a blink of an eye Next, hey~~ jumped up suddenly, and shouted in his mouth: "—Look at my Lushan Shenglongba——"

Yan Chengrui and the other palace people present stared at the majestic young master Zhen with amazed eyes, ah!The little master dribbled the ball to the basket!ah ah! !The little master took off! !Ahhh! ! ! !The little master jumped up and shouted a domineering slogan! ! !Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !The little master raised his arms and kicked his legs desperately in the air, but he couldn't jump any higher! ! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !The little master fell from mid-air! ! ! ! ! !

What about basketball?The basketball also fell, hitting their little boss on the forehead! !

Yan Chengrui was dumbfounded, what?What's the situation? ? ?

Miscalculation! Miscalculation!Zhen Yingjun fell down and sat under the wooden pile, looked up at the broken basket hanging above his head, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh: X's!I forgot that my original 1.7-meter-eight man was slender, not to mention tall, with good jumping ability. Although the performance of an aerial slam dunk was not very gorgeous, it was barely formed.But now his grandma is dressed like a skinny little guy, he can't even touch the rim when he jumps up, let alone slam dunk, and he can't perform gorgeous moves no matter how hard he tries.

Yan Chengrui watched this for a while, and finally understood what Zhen Xiaozhu was doing just now. He covered his mouth and smiled, walked to Zhen Yingjun's side in a cool way, picked up the ball from the ground, "Aren't you Want to tell me, you just want to put the ball in that basket as simple as that?"

Simple! ?Zhen Xiaozhu immediately responded with glaring eyes, laughing at a man's game skills is the same as laughing at a man's jj length.Damn it! "Try it! If you can slam dunk, I will take your surname!"

Yan Chengrui raised his eyebrows and smiled triumphantly, "You said that!" While speaking, the virtuous king grabbed the ball and jumped up from ten feet away, like a tiger crossing a ravine, from Zhen Xiaozhu's head. He jumped over the top, only to hear a "pop", and the broken basket hanging on the wooden stake with the ball was slammed down by King Xian.

The palace people who saw this scene immediately burst into admiration.

The broken basket fell on the handsome head, and the little master's face was red and white, and finally he licked his tongue and praised: "He is so handsome!"

If this guy was in our era, Jordan, Kobe, and Shark would be considered hairballs?If it were in the manga, Rukawa Feng's paralyzed face would be unnecessary.This guy is a perfect basketball god who wants to have a face, a figure, a skill, and a temperament!

Yan Chengrui clapped his hands and smiled mockingly at Zhen Yingjun, "How?"

Did not say!Jumping almost half a foot high without a run-up, Yingjun gave two thumbs up to Lord Xian sincerely.

Inexplicably, Yan Chengrui imitated his appearance and gave a thumbs up, "What does this mean?"

"Bull B! Awesome! Great! Great job! Nothing to say! It's great!" The handsome man kept admiring.

A smug smile appeared on Yan Chengrui's face, "I can't see that you are quite serious!"

Yingjun took off the broken basket on his head, "Excuse me! Please help me hang it up again!"

Yan Chengrui, who was boasted to be ecstasy, played a handsome game again and hung up the basket again without using a ladder. When he landed, he wondered, "Strange! How could this king listen to him?

Handsome excitedly picked up his ball: I have a place to pass the time and do some exercise to exercise this duckling's body.

Yan Chengrui grabbed his ball from behind and held it in his arms, and said to him enthusiastically, "Who said you want to take my surname just now?"

The handsome face froze for a moment, but he immediately smiled cheekily, "Hehe... my lord! After I married the emperor, I naturally took the emperor's surname, and you are the emperor's brother. We will have a family name not long ago. Well!"

Yan Chengrui looked at the smug smile on his cunning face, and couldn't help laughing: Interesting!

At this moment, Wang Desheng's soft voice came from not far away: "My lord! Where are you, my lord?"

Yan Chengrui knew that the emperor had already dealt with the affairs of state, so he smiled proudly at Zhen Yingjun: "Beauty Lang! I remember you! We will meet later."

After finishing speaking, Yan Chengrui turned around and left.

It wasn't until he walked on the path that Yingjun suddenly realized: X's!Lao Tzu's basketball is unique. It is a precious basketball that can only bounce when it is filled with fairy treasures!

"My lord! My ball!—" Xiaozhu Zhen shouted loudly.

Hearing his voice, Prince Xian's pace, which was walking leisurely, suddenly quickened, and he disappeared as if the soles of his feet were on fire!

Zhen Xiaozhu stared into the distance dumbfounded!Grandma's!The emperor and his brothers are the same, and they only take good things from Lao Tzu!

Looking at his ball that was taken along by the handsome man, he let out a long sigh.

"Little master! Shall we still play?" Xiao Xizi came over and asked.

"How do you play without a ball? Forget it! Go back!" Yingjun said dejectedly, and turned around to walk on the path. Not long after he walked, he saw a gray figure flashing past the flowers in front of him. Speed ​​is gone.

Huh?Handsome stopped and held his chin with one hand, thinking carefully.

"What's the matter, my lord?" Shao Hong stepped forward and asked.

"Strange!" Handsome rolled his eyes, "Someone seemed to be watching us just now."

"What?" The palace people who followed hurriedly looked around, all of them became nervous.

Yingjun nodded his sharp chin with his finger, and then sneered, "I don't know which boss sent it, it seems that this is to deal with this young master, bah! This young master." He whispered Whispering, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Sure enough, not long after Zhen Yingjun returned to "Huanhuayuan", he received a message from the chief eunuch in the Queen's Palace, saying that the Queen invited him to "Fengqi Palace".