Conquering alien worlds starts from the game
Chapter 19 Tuttle Joe
Tuttle Joe, 31 years old, former backbone member of the "Holy Crow" bandit group.
No one is born willing to be a criminal. Tuttle, who was born in a middle-class family in the Rhine Kingdom, has been training in physical fitness and archery for ten years under the guidance of his father since he was ten years old. Naturally, he did not come here to become a thief.
If Tuttle Joe's father hadn't blocked the way for a certain powerful young master to enter the gilded National Guard, then Tuttle, who is in his prime, should have taken over his father's job by now, as the largest city in the Rhine Kingdom, Kargath. He is the official of the archery team of the national garrison, receives a generous salary and enjoys treatment more than that of ordinary citizens, and is happy to be the head of his middle-class family.
It's a pity that there are no ifs in reality... So six years ago, when the down-and-out Tuttle met Hal Maxwell who was "reading to make a big deal" in a tavern, he boarded the thief ship without hesitation.
In short...whether it is on the earth or this magical plane, the middle class, or the middle-income earners, there is no difference in the essence of leeks-if they are more resilient, they will grow out one by one and let them be slaughtered If the toughness is poor, it will fall to the dust after being cut once.
Tuttle, who came from a fairly good background, is more particular about the details of life among a group of barbaric thieves. His tent is the cleanest. After Yang Qiu sent out the so-called employee welfare supermarket special sale version of daily necessities, only Tuttle was careful. I shaved my beard cleanly, changed and washed all the clothes inside and outside, and used mosquito repellent toilet water as perfume... Anyway, I tidied up quite decently, and there was absolutely no sense of disobedience when going in and out of big cities.
However, the players don't care whether the NPC who provides the mission is decent, clean or dirty. Tuttle, who "started" with the best mental outlook, still "enjoyed" being blatantly forced into the tent by the player, trying to snatch the mission tools, Harassment of his rest time and other treatment.
That's all, the most unbearable thing for Tuttle is that when he eats normally at mealtime, these bastard dirty undead will watch him inhumanely...
At twelve o'clock in the noon of the game time, Tuttle glanced at the sun hanging directly above, and returned to the tent to prepare food.
All their daily necessities and three meals a day are arranged by the black magician Yang, and they go to Yang once a week (in other world time) to collect the following daily necessities:
Fluffy bread wrapped in a strange membrane—Tuttle's current favorite staple, no worse than the bread his father ate.
Crispy and sweet biscuits of various flavors, various dried vegetables, cucumber slices, dried sweet potatoes, hawthorn slices and other snacks - Tuttle has the habit of eating snacks, this snack gift pack is very considerate for him .
A box of instant noodles—this stuff is very popular in Hal's place, but Tuttle thinks the taste is too pungent, and he doesn't like it very much.
In addition, there are cereals, energy bars, candies, starchy ham sausages and other complementary foods that can be used to quickly replenish consumption.
Hmm... All of the above are expired or expired colors that have been removed from supermarket shelves. Yang Qiu doesn't pick at all, no matter how unpalatable or unsalable he wants.The supermarket likes this kind of Xiajia who is willing to help them dispose of expired food for a long time, and also readily pays a half-year deposit. The supermarket over there is off the shelf, and a small truck is pulled over here...
These obsolete products caused by overcapacity in modern industries remove the packaging bags and pack them in large bags with vacuum packaging machines bought on the second-hand market before transferring them over, directly solving the three meals for human employees.
If he didn't think it was too kind, maybe Yang Qiu would bring over expired cat food...
There is no meat provided (it is still summer in the other world, the temperature in the Tarantan wilderness is high, and expired frozen meat that is cheaper than expired cat food cannot be stored for a week), which makes this welfare food a bit of a fly in the ointment, but including Tate The former thieves including Er are very satisfied, even if they are frantically harassed by the undead, they are willing to stay and work...
Start a fire in the fire built with stones outside the tent, set up an iron pot to boil hot water, soak a bowl of oatmeal, throw some dried vegetables, sweet potato fries, and biscuit crumbs into the oatmeal, and take out the small square stool and cushion that serve as the dining table , put on multigrain oatmeal, two palm-thick lunch bread, cut a strip of starchy ham, and a plate of biscuits and candies as snacks, and Tuttle officially started.
Learning from the lesson of having dinner outside the tent last night and being surrounded by the dirty undead, this time Tuttle ate in the tent, although he would feel a little stuffy, but it was better than a group of skeletons surrounding him. Yelling, "He is actually eating", "I rely on food, it seems that it is not a sticker, I was really eaten by him in one bite", "It's really amazing, it's crazy to plan and pursue a sense of reality", etc. Inexplicably crazy words.
It’s fine if it’s just being watched by the crowd. Tuttle really can’t stand the behavior of the curious skeletons trying to poke their dirty finger bones into Tuttle’s dinner plate...
Under the protection of the sound-proof barrier and various defensive traps outside the tent, he had a lunch that Tuttle regarded as "decent food for middle-class families". Tuttle cleared the table and took the dinner plates outside to wash.
Although the exile town has been abandoned for many years and the wells in the town have been abandoned, it is not that there is no groundwater. In order to let the human "NPCs" live in peace of mind, Yang Qiu went to the agricultural machinery store to buy a hand-pumped water pump, and took the time to save the still usable water pumps. Several wells were reinforced and repaired with earth magic, and water purification tablets were thrown in. Now these wells can be used normally, and there is one next to the planned construction site of the Traveler's Guild.
When Tuttle pressed the handle to pump water to clean the tableware, a player who had just logged in came over curiously, squatted beside him and looked around in amazement...
"Is this NPC washing dishes? NPCs also eat and wash dishes?"
The voice of the skeleton whose ID is "Your teacher is always" is a lady's voice that sounds very clear and intellectual, and Tuttle, who has no liking for these strange undead, can't help but look sideways.
"Yes, before you came here, he was still making a fire to boil water to make oatmeal." Another skeleton with a youthful and sweet female voice said amusedly, "Mr. Yuchi, why is your game ID so weird?"
"Hey, when I created the ID on the official website, I didn't remind that the ID will not be displayed if the characters exceed six characters. I originally said 'your teacher is always your teacher'." Teacher Yuchi waved his hands, stood up on his knees, "This game is really different, Xiaoliu, the 300 yuan for the helmet was not wasted."
Hmm...That's right, Teacher Yuchi's helmet was also bought from the studio, and the middleman made a difference...
As for whether the boss of the studio who purchased a large number of helmets and then sold them quickly spit out blood today when the game was launched for internal testing, this is unknown.
"That's necessary." The female player named Xiaoliu giggled, "I first came up to play for a long time, and earned some copper coins by doing tasks. Just now, I saw someone saying that others offered five to one game coins, and they would be worth one." It's money for the meal."
"Yeah, you can earn money by playing games." Teacher Yuchi laughed aloud, "Alright, then you're busy, I'll take a look around."
"Mr. Yuchi, don't you do the task?" Xiao Liu pointed at Tuttle, who was squatting by the well to wash the dishes, "There are quite a lot of people who do this NPC with prestige. It is estimated that ranger will be a popular profession in the future. Do you want to come too? Play Ranger?"
Tuttle glanced blankly at the skeleton, which was rude and casually pointing at him with its finger bones.
If it weren't for Yang's rule not to kill these filthy undead at will, this kind of rudeness alone would be enough for him to draw his bow... No matter how sweet and soft the voice is, he will die!
Teacher Yuchi found that Tuttle actually responded to what Xiao Liu said, and he was very surprised: "Hey Xiao Liu, he seems very dissatisfied with your attitude?"
"Normal, the NPC in this game is very smart, and has a big temper." Xiao Liu said nonchalantly, "It was dark in the game at noon, didn't this NPC go to sleep, people who have to go offline to eat rush to hand in the task, this The guy came out with a bow and chased down the eight streets of the murderer, and even ran to the lord to complain, and set up a lot of traps around their tent, he is even more uncle than a player."
"Yeah, the NPC will still sue!" Teacher Yuchi amused again, "This game is really interesting, come on, you can do your task, I have to go around quickly to see what else is interesting."
"Okay, then teacher, go play." Xiao Liu said, "Be careful not to go to the south of the town, there is a very big mouse over there, and it killed many people today."
Teacher Yuchi was about to leave when he saw several people striding towards this side.
"Brothers and sisters, pay attention! The market price is up to [-] to [-] to accept copper coins, and Alipay WeChat transactions are supported, and it will end when you collect [-] copper coins. If you are willing to sell game coins, hurry up!"
"It's rising so fast? It was still closing at five to one just now." Xiao Liu looked over in surprise.
"Why do they charge money from this game, and still pay such a high price?" Teacher Yuchi was also quite surprised, "It wasn't that exaggerated when the gold coins of the Warcraft nostalgic server were the most expensive."
"Oh, it's because of some kind of bidding activity that the NPC has engaged in." Xiaoliu said, "The treasure expert NPC on the construction site over there refreshed three deceitful orbs, and there is a knight instructor at the construction site going here. For a dead horse, especially a dead horse, the starting price alone is one thousand copper coins."
"Wait a minute, doesn't this mean that the minimum cost to buy a mount is several thousand RMB? Robbing money?" Mr. Yuchi was taken aback.
"The first horse in the game, some people care about it." Xiaoliu said, "The next undead horse will not be released until a month later, and it will be bid at that time, and at that time the server will generate more game currency. I don't know how much it will cost, it won't be cheaper than the first one."
"Play a game, it won't happen." Teacher Yuchi shook his head repeatedly.
"Hey, don't talk about this kind of black technology holographic game. The out-of-print mounts of PC games are not bad. Hundreds of thousands of people buy mounts for villains to ride. Anyway, this game is for players to ride. It's a great experience." Xiao Liu said with a smile.
"That's too exaggerated." Teacher Yuchi still disagreed.
At this time, two more people hurried to the Youxia construction site where the most brick-moving players were, and shouted loudly: "The game currency is charged at a rate of ten to one in the audience! How much you want! Brother who sells, contact us quickly! Receive tomorrow Morning!"
Teacher Yuchi & Xiao Liu: "What the hell?!"
"Teacher, I won't be a ranger reputation, I'm going to the zombie NPC to move bricks." Xiao Liu said decisively, "There is one more copper coin than here, and there is a chance to increase the potential value during the mission. I will move the helmet money first. Come back and talk about it."
Saying that, the girl rushed away impatiently...
Some brick-moving players who are working hard to earn prestige coins, some immediately find buyers to cash out the copper coins in their pockets, while others seem to think that the copper coins still have appreciation value, so they decide to wait and see first; The players who were waiting and watching immediately packed up the mission tools and prepared to transition...
As soon as Tuttle put away the washed dishes, a group of skeletons rushed over ferociously and demanded to hand in the task.
Tuttle retreated into the tent expressionlessly, and took out his longbow.
The players who were fighting for the front row like mad dogs just now became honest and lined up obediently...
No one is born willing to be a criminal. Tuttle, who was born in a middle-class family in the Rhine Kingdom, has been training in physical fitness and archery for ten years under the guidance of his father since he was ten years old. Naturally, he did not come here to become a thief.
If Tuttle Joe's father hadn't blocked the way for a certain powerful young master to enter the gilded National Guard, then Tuttle, who is in his prime, should have taken over his father's job by now, as the largest city in the Rhine Kingdom, Kargath. He is the official of the archery team of the national garrison, receives a generous salary and enjoys treatment more than that of ordinary citizens, and is happy to be the head of his middle-class family.
It's a pity that there are no ifs in reality... So six years ago, when the down-and-out Tuttle met Hal Maxwell who was "reading to make a big deal" in a tavern, he boarded the thief ship without hesitation.
In short...whether it is on the earth or this magical plane, the middle class, or the middle-income earners, there is no difference in the essence of leeks-if they are more resilient, they will grow out one by one and let them be slaughtered If the toughness is poor, it will fall to the dust after being cut once.
Tuttle, who came from a fairly good background, is more particular about the details of life among a group of barbaric thieves. His tent is the cleanest. After Yang Qiu sent out the so-called employee welfare supermarket special sale version of daily necessities, only Tuttle was careful. I shaved my beard cleanly, changed and washed all the clothes inside and outside, and used mosquito repellent toilet water as perfume... Anyway, I tidied up quite decently, and there was absolutely no sense of disobedience when going in and out of big cities.
However, the players don't care whether the NPC who provides the mission is decent, clean or dirty. Tuttle, who "started" with the best mental outlook, still "enjoyed" being blatantly forced into the tent by the player, trying to snatch the mission tools, Harassment of his rest time and other treatment.
That's all, the most unbearable thing for Tuttle is that when he eats normally at mealtime, these bastard dirty undead will watch him inhumanely...
At twelve o'clock in the noon of the game time, Tuttle glanced at the sun hanging directly above, and returned to the tent to prepare food.
All their daily necessities and three meals a day are arranged by the black magician Yang, and they go to Yang once a week (in other world time) to collect the following daily necessities:
Fluffy bread wrapped in a strange membrane—Tuttle's current favorite staple, no worse than the bread his father ate.
Crispy and sweet biscuits of various flavors, various dried vegetables, cucumber slices, dried sweet potatoes, hawthorn slices and other snacks - Tuttle has the habit of eating snacks, this snack gift pack is very considerate for him .
A box of instant noodles—this stuff is very popular in Hal's place, but Tuttle thinks the taste is too pungent, and he doesn't like it very much.
In addition, there are cereals, energy bars, candies, starchy ham sausages and other complementary foods that can be used to quickly replenish consumption.
Hmm... All of the above are expired or expired colors that have been removed from supermarket shelves. Yang Qiu doesn't pick at all, no matter how unpalatable or unsalable he wants.The supermarket likes this kind of Xiajia who is willing to help them dispose of expired food for a long time, and also readily pays a half-year deposit. The supermarket over there is off the shelf, and a small truck is pulled over here...
These obsolete products caused by overcapacity in modern industries remove the packaging bags and pack them in large bags with vacuum packaging machines bought on the second-hand market before transferring them over, directly solving the three meals for human employees.
If he didn't think it was too kind, maybe Yang Qiu would bring over expired cat food...
There is no meat provided (it is still summer in the other world, the temperature in the Tarantan wilderness is high, and expired frozen meat that is cheaper than expired cat food cannot be stored for a week), which makes this welfare food a bit of a fly in the ointment, but including Tate The former thieves including Er are very satisfied, even if they are frantically harassed by the undead, they are willing to stay and work...
Start a fire in the fire built with stones outside the tent, set up an iron pot to boil hot water, soak a bowl of oatmeal, throw some dried vegetables, sweet potato fries, and biscuit crumbs into the oatmeal, and take out the small square stool and cushion that serve as the dining table , put on multigrain oatmeal, two palm-thick lunch bread, cut a strip of starchy ham, and a plate of biscuits and candies as snacks, and Tuttle officially started.
Learning from the lesson of having dinner outside the tent last night and being surrounded by the dirty undead, this time Tuttle ate in the tent, although he would feel a little stuffy, but it was better than a group of skeletons surrounding him. Yelling, "He is actually eating", "I rely on food, it seems that it is not a sticker, I was really eaten by him in one bite", "It's really amazing, it's crazy to plan and pursue a sense of reality", etc. Inexplicably crazy words.
It’s fine if it’s just being watched by the crowd. Tuttle really can’t stand the behavior of the curious skeletons trying to poke their dirty finger bones into Tuttle’s dinner plate...
Under the protection of the sound-proof barrier and various defensive traps outside the tent, he had a lunch that Tuttle regarded as "decent food for middle-class families". Tuttle cleared the table and took the dinner plates outside to wash.
Although the exile town has been abandoned for many years and the wells in the town have been abandoned, it is not that there is no groundwater. In order to let the human "NPCs" live in peace of mind, Yang Qiu went to the agricultural machinery store to buy a hand-pumped water pump, and took the time to save the still usable water pumps. Several wells were reinforced and repaired with earth magic, and water purification tablets were thrown in. Now these wells can be used normally, and there is one next to the planned construction site of the Traveler's Guild.
When Tuttle pressed the handle to pump water to clean the tableware, a player who had just logged in came over curiously, squatted beside him and looked around in amazement...
"Is this NPC washing dishes? NPCs also eat and wash dishes?"
The voice of the skeleton whose ID is "Your teacher is always" is a lady's voice that sounds very clear and intellectual, and Tuttle, who has no liking for these strange undead, can't help but look sideways.
"Yes, before you came here, he was still making a fire to boil water to make oatmeal." Another skeleton with a youthful and sweet female voice said amusedly, "Mr. Yuchi, why is your game ID so weird?"
"Hey, when I created the ID on the official website, I didn't remind that the ID will not be displayed if the characters exceed six characters. I originally said 'your teacher is always your teacher'." Teacher Yuchi waved his hands, stood up on his knees, "This game is really different, Xiaoliu, the 300 yuan for the helmet was not wasted."
Hmm...That's right, Teacher Yuchi's helmet was also bought from the studio, and the middleman made a difference...
As for whether the boss of the studio who purchased a large number of helmets and then sold them quickly spit out blood today when the game was launched for internal testing, this is unknown.
"That's necessary." The female player named Xiaoliu giggled, "I first came up to play for a long time, and earned some copper coins by doing tasks. Just now, I saw someone saying that others offered five to one game coins, and they would be worth one." It's money for the meal."
"Yeah, you can earn money by playing games." Teacher Yuchi laughed aloud, "Alright, then you're busy, I'll take a look around."
"Mr. Yuchi, don't you do the task?" Xiao Liu pointed at Tuttle, who was squatting by the well to wash the dishes, "There are quite a lot of people who do this NPC with prestige. It is estimated that ranger will be a popular profession in the future. Do you want to come too? Play Ranger?"
Tuttle glanced blankly at the skeleton, which was rude and casually pointing at him with its finger bones.
If it weren't for Yang's rule not to kill these filthy undead at will, this kind of rudeness alone would be enough for him to draw his bow... No matter how sweet and soft the voice is, he will die!
Teacher Yuchi found that Tuttle actually responded to what Xiao Liu said, and he was very surprised: "Hey Xiao Liu, he seems very dissatisfied with your attitude?"
"Normal, the NPC in this game is very smart, and has a big temper." Xiao Liu said nonchalantly, "It was dark in the game at noon, didn't this NPC go to sleep, people who have to go offline to eat rush to hand in the task, this The guy came out with a bow and chased down the eight streets of the murderer, and even ran to the lord to complain, and set up a lot of traps around their tent, he is even more uncle than a player."
"Yeah, the NPC will still sue!" Teacher Yuchi amused again, "This game is really interesting, come on, you can do your task, I have to go around quickly to see what else is interesting."
"Okay, then teacher, go play." Xiao Liu said, "Be careful not to go to the south of the town, there is a very big mouse over there, and it killed many people today."
Teacher Yuchi was about to leave when he saw several people striding towards this side.
"Brothers and sisters, pay attention! The market price is up to [-] to [-] to accept copper coins, and Alipay WeChat transactions are supported, and it will end when you collect [-] copper coins. If you are willing to sell game coins, hurry up!"
"It's rising so fast? It was still closing at five to one just now." Xiao Liu looked over in surprise.
"Why do they charge money from this game, and still pay such a high price?" Teacher Yuchi was also quite surprised, "It wasn't that exaggerated when the gold coins of the Warcraft nostalgic server were the most expensive."
"Oh, it's because of some kind of bidding activity that the NPC has engaged in." Xiaoliu said, "The treasure expert NPC on the construction site over there refreshed three deceitful orbs, and there is a knight instructor at the construction site going here. For a dead horse, especially a dead horse, the starting price alone is one thousand copper coins."
"Wait a minute, doesn't this mean that the minimum cost to buy a mount is several thousand RMB? Robbing money?" Mr. Yuchi was taken aback.
"The first horse in the game, some people care about it." Xiaoliu said, "The next undead horse will not be released until a month later, and it will be bid at that time, and at that time the server will generate more game currency. I don't know how much it will cost, it won't be cheaper than the first one."
"Play a game, it won't happen." Teacher Yuchi shook his head repeatedly.
"Hey, don't talk about this kind of black technology holographic game. The out-of-print mounts of PC games are not bad. Hundreds of thousands of people buy mounts for villains to ride. Anyway, this game is for players to ride. It's a great experience." Xiao Liu said with a smile.
"That's too exaggerated." Teacher Yuchi still disagreed.
At this time, two more people hurried to the Youxia construction site where the most brick-moving players were, and shouted loudly: "The game currency is charged at a rate of ten to one in the audience! How much you want! Brother who sells, contact us quickly! Receive tomorrow Morning!"
Teacher Yuchi & Xiao Liu: "What the hell?!"
"Teacher, I won't be a ranger reputation, I'm going to the zombie NPC to move bricks." Xiao Liu said decisively, "There is one more copper coin than here, and there is a chance to increase the potential value during the mission. I will move the helmet money first. Come back and talk about it."
Saying that, the girl rushed away impatiently...
Some brick-moving players who are working hard to earn prestige coins, some immediately find buyers to cash out the copper coins in their pockets, while others seem to think that the copper coins still have appreciation value, so they decide to wait and see first; The players who were waiting and watching immediately packed up the mission tools and prepared to transition...
As soon as Tuttle put away the washed dishes, a group of skeletons rushed over ferociously and demanded to hand in the task.
Tuttle retreated into the tent expressionlessly, and took out his longbow.
The players who were fighting for the front row like mad dogs just now became honest and lined up obediently...
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