After the male protagonist became stupid

"What? You don't want to go?" Ning Yan'er folded her arms around her chest, staring at Shen Lan who said 'I don't want to go, I don't want to go'.

Of course Shen Lan didn't want to go, what if things went according to the original book again when she returned to Tianshui Town?

etc?The hero has become an idiot, why would he follow the original book?

"No, of course I want to go, should we bring more dry food?"

Tianshui Town is barren, meat is everywhere, and vegetables and fruits are few and expensive.

Ning Yan'er really wanted to break Shen Lan's head, what was she thinking?A cultivator who eats and wears clothes all day, can he look like a cultivator?

"Go to Sanjiang Town to get some food first."

Sanjiang Town?It is also a place that Shen Lan doesn't want to go now, what if he meets someone from Famous Equipment Villa?

"Don't worry, my disguise is great."

Ning Yan'er assured Shen Lan that she was much more at ease, after all, she was from the Valley of Miraculous Doctors, no matter how bad she was, she wouldn't be so bad, right?

Ning Yan'er took out her saber, Yu Jian stood up, looked at the two people who hadn't even taken out their swords slowly, and scolded: "What are you dawdling about? Do you want to sleep in the wild at night?"

Shen Lan touched for a long time, but still couldn't find the sword.

Ning Yan'er put her sword against Shen Lan's neck, "Hurry up."

Shen Lan's old saber was immediately taken out, and she stood on the sword tremblingly.

"Why doesn't your sword match?"

Shen Lan sighed helplessly, looking up to the sky, the white clouds are so blue.

"I can't fly with a sword."

Ning Yan'er, "Huh?"

"Are you kidding?"

Su Wenheng had been standing by the side watching the two of them talking, and only then said, "Brother is afraid of heights."

The implication is that Shen Lan is afraid that Gao Xue will not be able to fly with the sword.

Ning Yan'er was speechless, and turned to Su Wenheng, "What about you?"

"Brother is afraid of heights, so I am also afraid of heights."

"...", Ning Yan'er wanted to give the two of them a hammer.

"Come up! I really don't know which sect has the bad luck to accept you two disciples. It must be that the sect has often done wicked things before recruiting you."

Shen Lan stood on Ning Yan'er's sword as if he was dead, and Su Wenheng then stood behind Shen Lan and hugged Shen Lan tightly.

"Wen Heng is afraid."

Su Wenheng was scared, and Shen Lan was even more scared.

Ning Yan'er is not afraid, what is he afraid of as a big man.Shen Lan straightened her back and said to Ning Yan'er arrogantly and domineeringly: "Let's go."

After going to the sky, only clouds can be seen.Shen Lan never opened her closed eyes since the sword started flying.

Ning Yan'er once looked back at Shen Lan, and when she saw Shen Lan's appearance, there was only two words in her heart, 'promise'.

Su Wenheng clung to Shen Lan tightly. Although Shen Lan was upright, she couldn't help leaning on Su Wenheng.

"Brother, open your eyes and take a look."

How dare Shen Lan open her eyes, this is not tightrope walking.The tightrope walkers still have protective measures. They stand on the sword with no external force at all, and they will fall off the sword if they are not careful.At such a high altitude, people in mid-air would die.

Su Wenheng pointed not far away, "Brother, look at the colorful candies!"

Colored candies?How could there be colored sugar in ancient times?

Shen Lan opened his eyes, and saw the colorful rays of light and white clouds.Looking down, it was also covered by layers of clouds, and the ground could not be seen, as if walking on flat ground.

Didn't expect it to be like this when flying to a high place? !When he goes back, he has to learn how to fly with the sword.

Su Wenheng hugged Shen Lan tightly, "Brother, I want to eat colored candies."

"There is no Skittles." This world can't make colored candy, and he doesn't know how to color candy.Steamed buns and the like can use vegetable juice, but Skittles really can't.

"Brother is lying, isn't that just colored candy." Su Wenheng pointed to the Rainbow Bridge and said.

Shen Lan patiently said, "That's a rainbow, not colored candy. What floats in the air is neither sugar nor sweet."

Su Wenheng pursed his lips in disappointment, "Wenheng wants to eat Skittles."

"That, beautiful fairy..." Shen Lan hesitated to speak, but Ning Yan'er pretended not to hear.

"Can the fairy who is unparalleled in the world, famous in the three worlds for her medical skills, and the most beautiful in the three worlds go to the rainbow first?" Shen Lan roared.

Ning Yan'er was almost deaf from being yelled at, and immediately turned to the direction of the rainbow, not because of Shen Lan's flattery.

Shen Lan said to Su Wenheng, "You lick this rainbow, is it sweet?"

Su Wenheng opened his mouth as he said, and it was obvious that the rainbow had entered his mouth, but he didn't feel like he had eaten anything.Su Wenheng wanted to cry, "The colored candies are gone."

Shen Lan pointed to the rainbow, and could faintly see the mist in the rainbow, "This is not sugar at all, it's just very small water."

Su Wenheng didn't understand Shen Lan's words.

Su Wenheng scratched his head and thought for a long time, then shook Shen Lan's arm, "I want candy."

Shen Lan burst into tears, his hero should not be smart anymore.Teach him so patiently, but in the end he ran away to eat candy.

"I want to eat the candy from Fenglinlou."

Unexpectedly, Su Wenheng, who didn't remember a few names, still remembered Fenglinlou.Isn't this a good place?Degrading public morals and stealing people's money.

"Fenglinlou?" Ning Yan'er heard them talking about Fenglinlou, and interjected, "Do you still have money to go to Fenglinlou?"

The consumption of Fenglinlou is unaffordable for ordinary people, and the people who usually go there are dignitaries or people with extremely high cultivation.

Shen Lan shook her head, "Just go in and take a look."

Su Wenheng nodded, "That's right, I just went in and made it for a while, and ate the unpalatable meatballs, which were not sweet at all."

My ancestors, you can shut up.

Ning Yan'er chuckled, and patted Shen Lan on the shoulder, "Anyway, we're going to Sanjiang Town for supplies, and we just happened to go to Fenglinlou. I'll treat you."

Before Shen Lan could be happy, Ning Yan'er's next sentence sent him falling into the ice cellar.

"You pay."

"..."

"You still owe me fifty thousand spirit stones."

That day, Shen Lan drove for two days to reach the place where he fell off the cliff, but it took Ning Yan'er only two sticks of incense to fly to Sanjiang Town with his sword.

The speed was so fast, Shen Lan retched while holding the trunk of the tree.

Ning Yan'er walked into Fenglin Building, regardless of the two trash behind her.

The young servant in Fenglinlou smiled and Yingchun stepped forward to invite Ning Yan'er, "Does the fairy want to go to the private room?"

Ning Yan'er came with her sword, but the servant saw it clearly.The two people around Ning Yan'er leaned against the door of his house like a piece of trash to meet the money tree and vomited, and he pretended not to see it.

Those who can fly with the sword are all immortals, and most of them live longer and save more money.

Ning Yan'er was ready to nod.

Shen Lan stopped vomiting immediately, and walked up to the servant, "We just need a seat in the lobby."

Even if the private room in Fenglinlou was sold, he would not be able to sit in the private room.

"Don't listen to him, the upper class."

The boy's dishcloth was put on his shoulders, "Three of you from the upper class private room."

The boy's voice almost broke his throat, Shen Lan was wondering if his throat wouldn't hurt from calling him like this all day long?And when he came last time, this boy was not so enthusiastic.

The servant led the two of them to the private room on the third floor, and outside the window was the sparkling river view.As soon as the three of them were seated, a woman with half of her face covered and holding a pipa in her hand bowed slightly to the three of them, walked behind the curtain and sat down.

"Is there any song you want to hear, the three of you?"

The woman's voice is mellow and melodious like a bird's song.

Shen Lan also wondered why there was a curtain blocking a place in this private room, and there was a stool on the facade, which turned out to be for singing.

What Shen Lan is most concerned about is not this, but what she cares most about is, "You don't need money to sing, do you?"

The corner of the woman's mouth twitched, fortunately there was a face towel covering it, otherwise this look of contempt would fall into the eyes of the guest officer, and this month's wages would be fined.

The woman's sweet voice sounded, gentle and elegant, "I will give you three songs for free from the private room."

Other than the three songs, there is an additional charge.

Shen Lan, a miser, grasped the point, "More than three songs, one song is worth a thousand dollars."

"...", is it still too late for him to learn pipa singing without cultivating immortality?

"Nian Nujiao." Ning Yan'er said the title of the song, and stopped Shen Lan's inexperienced appearance.Ning Yan'er's eyes are very good, Shen Lan's eyes are white, didn't you see that the eyes of that song were widened?

Shen Lan didn't look at Ning Yan'er, but closed her eyes and counted secretly.One piece of gold, three pieces of gold, three pieces of gold, his private room starts at least three thousand pieces, what a robbery!

The most important thing is that he doesn't have so much money on him.

While Shen Lan was meditating, Ning Yan'er opened her mouth and ordered a dozen dishes.

Shen Lan didn't notice it at all, and when the food was served, she realized that the table in front of her was packed to the brim.

I don't know how much Feng Linlou's salary is, how long can he live?Can I still afford it in this life?

Su Wenheng took a small bowl and handed it to Shen Lan, "Brother, eat."

Shen Lan took a look, wasn't it the Yuxiao Tiangong Wan that he ate last time in the bowl?

Shen Lan immediately took it, pulled a chicken leg and put it in Su Wenheng's bowl.

Let's all eat some, it's all our hard-earned money.