After the male protagonist became stupid

"Cough", Shen Lan opened the door, "Senior Brother Xing Yu came to see me, what can I do?"

A blush appeared on Zhao Xingyu's face, and he lowered his head in embarrassment, "Master asked me to come to you."

Happy?What can I do with him?

Zhao Xingyu plucked up his courage, "I didn't mean to disturb my juniors."

Shen Lan, "...Wen Heng just has a stomachache, let me comfort him, Senior Brother Xing Yu, don't think too much about it."

Zhao Xingyu had a look on his face that I promised not to say, "Don't worry, Xiao Shui, brother's mouth is strict."

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Xiaoyao was still lying on the reclining chair, holding the jug in his hand, and didn't even open his eyelids when he saw Shen Lan and the others coming.

"The three of you senior brothers have also come to Wanfen Mountain for a while, and I have almost finished drinking."

Shen Lan didn't understand what Xiaoyao meant by this, so she stood there without saying a word, and then saw Master Xiaoyao taking out a bag of spirit stones from his pocket.

Xiaoyao took out five more spirit stones from a bag of spirit stones and they were still on Shen Lan's body, "Go to the foot of the mountain to buy some wine and some food along the way."

Shen Lan took the five spirit stones, thinking whether to buy wine or food with all the money?

In the past, Zhao Yushu did all the hard work purchased at the foot of the mountain. Recently, for some reason, Zhao Yushu said that he wanted to retreat, but he was unwilling to come out. Xiaoyao also let him do this.

Zhao Xingyu, who was standing on the side, said, "Master, I'm afraid these five spirit stones are not enough for wine, can you give me some more?"

It would only cost six coppers if it was an ordinary Laoshayao, but Xiaoyao only loves Jinzun sake, and the five spirit stones are probably only enough to buy half a bucket of wine.The food in the faction was about to run out, if they hadn't gone down the mountain to buy food, then their group of juniors would have to be forced to fast.

With a 'tsk' sound, Xiaoyao impatiently took out two more spirit stones from his purse, and threw them on Shen Lan's body again. "That much should be enough, right?"

Shen Lan took the Lingshi well, Xiaoyao was even more stingy than him.

Since Shen Lan and the others didn't know how to get to the town below the mountain, Zhao Xingyu volunteered to lead the way.

It is said to be a town at the foot of the mountain, but it is more than 200 kilometers away from Wanfen Mountain. What kind of mountain is this?

Fortunately, Shen Lan has already learned how to fly with the sword, but he has taken the screen spirit beads and has no use for the mixed spirit beads. Flying with the sword will arouse suspicion.

"Brother, stand on Wen Heng's sword." Su Wenheng stood on the sword and waved to Shen Lan.

Zhao Xingyu looked at Su Wenheng enviously, "Junior Brother Wenheng is really talented, and he has learned to fly with a sword in a short period of time."

Shen Lan didn't know when Su Wenheng learned to fly with the sword, but he had never seen Su Wenheng use it.Shen Lan stood on Su Wenheng's sword, and Su Wenheng stood behind Shen Lan and put his arms around Shen Lan's waist, "Brother, don't be afraid, Wenheng will protect you."

Su Wenheng stuck close to Shen Lan's back, as if worried that Shen Lan would fall from the sword.

Zhao Xingyu and Ji Hetong all looked away from them.

Ji Hetong looked back and forth between the three of them, and asked for a long time, "What about Zhao Xingyu and I?"

Shen Lan was surprised, "Can Xing Yu know how to fly with a sword?"

Zhao Xingyu nodded embarrassingly and shyly, "Xingyu is extremely ignorant and dull, and has never been able to learn to fly with a sword."

Shen Lan turned to look at Ji Hetong again. Ji Ping had some spiritual energy emerging from his body after half a year of learning, but he hadn't yet entered the early stage of Qi training, and Yu Jianfei had always followed the S-shaped road.

With four people in a party, only Su Wenheng, who has barely entered the early stage of Qi training, can fly with the sword.

Shen Lan then asked, "Wen Heng, can you lead four people?"

Su Wenheng shook his head, "Wenheng hasn't tried four people yet, but Wenheng can barely fly into the air."

Shen Lan, "...let's walk over."

The spring in Wanfen Mountain didn't feel like spring at all, it was still so cold and covered with snow everywhere, but it seemed to be much warmer than when they first came here.

Su Wenheng followed Shen Lan closely, and his tone was full of expectation, "Brother will buy candied haws for Wen Heng later? Wen Heng hasn't eaten candied haws for a long time."

Not to mention that Xiaoyao only gave him seven spirit stones, and Su Wenheng really wanted to borrow candy, and he only knew to eat candy all day long and had nothing else to do.So Shen Lan shook his head heartlessly, "No money."

Su Wenheng sat on the ground on the spot and couldn't get up, "Senior brother lied to Wen Heng. Senior brother obviously has a thousand spirit stones to redeem others, but he is unwilling to spend a few pennies to buy candy for Wen Heng. Senior brother is partial."

During Su Wenheng's battle, Shen Lan immediately nodded, "Buy, I will give you all the money to buy candied haws, and starve the other brothers to death."

Su Wenheng immediately jumped up happily, and imitated Shen Lan's words, "Starve the other brothers to death."

Zhao Xingyu and Ji Hetong, "..."

Then stay away from both of them.

The town they are going to buy is called Yilu Town, and the town is not big.In the morning market, there were only a dozen or so people scattered on the street, and most of them sold real products.Most of the grains sold in Yilu Town are wheat and other grains, and occasionally rice is sold, but it is a small number.

Zhao Xingyu has a storage ring given by his master, and all the things they bought are stuffed into the storage ring.It only takes two spirit stones to fill up the storage ring.

"Let's go and buy Jinzun sake."

Jinzun sake is a famous wine in Yilu Town. It is taken from "Jinzun Qingjiu Dou Shiqian" to describe the price of this wine.

Wan Fen Shandou was broken like that, and he still used money to buy such expensive wine.Shen Lan was very heartbroken.If Wan Fen Mountain was suitable for farming, he would have planted spiritual plants to make money and improve the food of Wan Fen Mountain.

Wait, if you use magic to build something like a greenhouse.Anyway, Wan Fen Mountain is big enough, and no one lives in the extra houses, so wouldn't it be better to just use them for planting?It's just that he doesn't take the Mixed Spirit Orb now, so he can't use spells.Su Wenheng took the mixed spirit beads, but his spells were good and bad. It would be bad if one accidentally froze all Lingzhi to death.

After spending all the money, I only bought half a bucket of wine, which is about five liters of wine in modern times.How long can you drink five liters of wine?Unexpectedly, Xiaoyao is quite economical.

Zhao Xingyu seemed to see Shen Lan's confusion, "Master sometimes goes down the mountain to buy wine by himself."

"Um...then why don't you buy food by yourself?"

Zhao Xingyu shook his head, he couldn't fathom Master's thoughts.

Su Wenheng tugged on Shen Lan's cuff, "Senior brother, candied haws."

Remembering that they had promised Su Wenheng to buy candied haws, the group of people searched for anything similar to candy on the street.Yilu Town is not big, and all the shops will be gone in a while.I managed to find a store that sells peach blossom cakes, and they are very expensive.

It cost two spirit stones to buy five catties of peach blossom cakes, which is almost the same as that wine.

Zhao Xingyu explained to Shen Lan, "Junior Brother Shen doesn't know something. This Yilu town has always been short of supplies, and things are in short supply. Many people are reluctant to use food to make this peach blossom cake without starvation, and most of the people who buy peach blossom cakes are wealthy families. .The price is naturally expensive.”

No matter how expensive the price is, you have to buy it, no matter how hard it is, you can't suffer the child.Otherwise, Su Wenheng would always talk about the thousand spirit stones.

"I heard that the Tu Yuan sect held a sword discussion meeting, what's going on now?"

"The Tu Yuan faction is the largest faction, why are you suddenly holding the Sword Discussion Conference? Are you afraid that others will not know that the Tu Yuan faction is the largest faction in the Three Realms?"

"Maybe it's not having fun looking for fun."

The gossip the four of them heard on the way back.Tu Yuan faction held a sword discussion meeting?There is no such plot in the original book.What's the point of discussing the plot now, the plot is far away from the original work.

Shen Lan heard that the Tu Yuan faction held a sword discussion meeting, but she was not worried about the Tu Yuan faction at all.Not only the Tu Yuan Sect in the original book, but also the Tu Yuan Sect in the current world are the largest sects in the Three Realms, with one cultivator in the Transcendence Tribulation Stage, three Nascent Soul Stages, and seventeen Golden Core Stage cultivators.Even if the entire Demon Realm attacks the Tu Yuan faction, it may not be able to defeat it.

If they were still in the Tu Yuan sect, he would not have a place in the Sword Discourse Conference.If it was Su Wenheng in the original book, he would definitely be able to show off. This kind of scene is usually an occasion for the author to let the protagonist show off.

"Brother, what are you thinking?" Su Wenheng shook his hand in front of the dazed Shen Lan.

Shen Lan regained consciousness and shook her head, "It's nothing, let's go back."

Ji Hetong said suddenly, "Wait a minute, I'm going to buy something, you guys wait for me where you are, I'll be back soon."

So Shen Lan and the three waited in place for a long while.

Shen Lan hugged her chest, kicked the small stones on the road, and kicked them in front of Ji Hetong, "Didn't you say soon?"

Ji and Tong haha, "After buying it, I suddenly remembered that there are other things missing."

After returning to Wanfen Mountain, Zhao Xingyu immediately gave the wine to Master Xiaoyao and arranged the food.

Su Wenheng ate sweets happily, Shen Lan sneaked a few glances at Su Wenheng.For the past few days, he has been wanting to eat the mixed spirit bead, but Su Wenheng seems to have eyes on him.As long as he took out the Hun Lingzhu, he would be knocked out by Su Wenheng. On the way just now, he secretly asked Ji Hetong for another one.He was also laughed at by Ji Hetong, saying that he ate the Lingzhu as candy.

"Wen Heng."

Su Wenheng raised his head, "Huh?"

"I'm going to help Senior Brother Xingyu cook, can you be good here?" Zhao Xingyu should be on duty to cook today.

Su Wenheng was unhappy when he heard that Zhao Xingyu said, "I'll go too."

"I'll go help and bring back our food by the way, you practice first." Shen Lanyu said earnestly, he recently felt that Su Wenheng wanted to upgrade.The whole body is overflowing with aura, and it must be raised to agility.

Su Wenheng rolled his eyes, "Then it won't be too late for me and my brother to come back and practice again."

"Then you won't have any candy when you come back." Shen Lan threatened, but she didn't believe him to give up candy for a while.

Unexpectedly, Su Wenheng nodded, "Then I won't eat it later and eat it tomorrow."

Shen Lan, "..."

In the kitchen, Zhao Xingyu was cooking, and there was soup on the table.Zhao Xingyu seldom cooks soup, at least he has been in Wanfen Mountain for so long, and he has never seen Zhao Xingyu cook soup.

"Senior brother, why do you have the elegance to make soup?" Although the soup is delicious, it takes time and effort, and most people who cultivate immortals don't have this elegance.

Zhao Xingyu returned while chopping vegetables, "Junior Brother Ji Ping made it specially for me when he saw that I was tired."

Did Ji Ping do it for Zhao Xingyu?what's the situation?Does Ji Ping like Zhao Xingyu?But looking at Ji Ping, he should be a straight man.This Ji Ping is not enough to be a brother, and he didn't even give Zhao Xingyu some soup by the way.

Zhao Xingyu glanced at Shen Lan, "Junior brother, you can drink it."

Shen Lan waved her hand, "Why is this so embarrassing? Junior Brother Ji Ping made this specially for you."

Zhao Xingyu chuckled, "That's where everyone's saliva is left."

Shen Lan scratched her head in embarrassment, "Stop making fun of me."

"Anyway, Junior Brother Ji isn't here, so don't worry, he won't know."

It was almost time for dinner, but Ji Ping was not there, "What about others?"

Zhao Xingyu put the dishes on the table, shook his head, "I don't know, just left while humming a little song."

"Then I'll just drink a little." Shen Lan shared a little soup with a small bowl, tasted it, and it tasted good.I didn't expect Ji Ping to be able to do this.

Shen Lan also scooped up a spoonful for Su Wenheng who was staring at him, the little greedy cat.

Seeing that Shen Lan likes to drink, Zhao Xingyu said, "You all finish your drink, and when the senior brothers come over, they will think that we have a small stove."

This bowl of soup is just right for one person to drink. If many people drink it, one spoonful per person may be gone.

"Then let's hide it." Shen Lan put the remaining half of the bowl in the cupboard, "You can drink it when senior brother finishes his work."

Zhao Xingyu nodded, "Thank you, Junior Brother."

Shen Lan hid and walked towards the table, Ji Hetong walked into the kitchen humming a tune, "Shen Shui, go, I found something interesting."

Shen Lan ignored Ji Hetong and made soup for Zhao Xingyu without taking them, so he didn't go.Seeing Shen Lan's lack of interest, Ji Hetong whispered something in Shen Lan's ear.Shen Lan immediately stood up and wanted to go out with Ji Hetong.

Su Wenheng also followed.

Shen Lan's expression darkened, "You stay here, I'll be back in a while."

Ji Hetong took Shen Lan secretly to detour to Tianchi in the north of Wanfen Mountain, "Look at what that Xiaoyao is doing?"

What is Xiaoyao doing?Xiaoyao is taking a bath, and the scars on his back are shocking. Taking a shirtless cold shower at this temperature really deserves to be a master.

Ji Hetong said that there is something good to show him, so that's it?Boring, Shen Lan made a gesture to go back.Where are Ji and Tong willing?

"Don't you think it's unusual for a slob to take a bath?"

Where is it strange?As long as you are not a lazy person, you will basically take a shower, right?

"Who?"

Happy voice.

"You still dare to run?!" Xiaoyao swayed back and forth with Shen Lan and Ji Hetong in each hand.And Xiaoyao didn't know when he had already put on his clothes.

Seeing the two of them, Xiaoyao smiled.

"I'm sorry, Master, we were just passing by." Ji Hetong argued.

Shen Lan cast a contemptuous glance at Ji Hetong, this excuse is really lame.

"Passing by to the top of the mountain?" Xiaoyao asked back, then threw Ji Hetong and Shen Lan into Tianchi, "I'll teach you a little lesson." Then he flew away.

When Shen Lan came over just now, she was restless and her body was faintly hot, but now she was thrown into the pool and felt so cold, it was so cold!

"Ah Choo." Shen Lan sniffed and blamed Ji Hetong, "I can't spare you if you catch a cold."

Ji Hetong was also sneezing all the time, "No, just go back and take a hot bath."

Shen Lan nodded, at this point in time Su Wenheng should go back after dinner by himself.Shen Lan didn't have a kitchen to pick up Su Wenheng, and Ji Hetong looked at Shen Lan's back with a triumphant smile.He really has a plan!

Shen Lan quickly ran back to the house, and when she opened the door, she saw Su Wenheng lying on the bed, hugging her knees.

Hot shower, hot shower.

It is really troublesome to boil hot water.

Shen Lan decided to change out of her wet clothes first, and just as she took off her clothes, there was something hot on her back.Shen Lan turned her head and saw that it was Su Wenheng.

"What's wrong?" Shen Lan took off her pants.

Su Wenheng grabbed his collar, "Wenheng is so hot."

"Take off your clothes when it's hot and read your mind." Shen Lan said while taking off most of Su Wenheng's clothes, but the heat on Su Wenheng's body didn't decrease but instead became higher.

Shen Lan finally realized that something was wrong, there was something greasy swimming around his arm, it was Su Wenheng's lips.

"Brother's body is so cold." Su Wenheng pressed his bare upper body against Shen Lan's chest.

Shen Lan's first reaction was, no, he is changing clothes.Shen Lan immediately covered herself tightly, and there was no cold water in the room.

"Wen Heng, calm down, and meditate quickly to clear your mind."

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The author has something to say:

I had a minor operation yesterday, and the doctor said that it would be fine in a day, but I was scheduled for the operation in the afternoon, and it would not end in one day.

Fasting is required for surgery, and I didn’t drink water or eat until after five o’clock in the evening. After being thirsty for a day, I finally drank water, woo woo, I’m so happy.

In addition, the medicine prescribed by the doctor is really unpalatable and makes me want to vomit.