After the male protagonist became stupid

Shen Lan had no choice but to sleep obediently, lying beside Su Wenheng, but she didn't feel sleepy.There was a strange voice beside her, and Shen Lan looked sideways at Su Wenheng.

Su Wenheng held down the trembling Sword of Shocking Dragon with his palm, Su Wenheng cried and turned to Shen Lan, "Brother, the sword keeps shaking, I can't control him."

The sword was fine during the day, but it was in constant turmoil in Su Wenheng's hands at night.The original Scary Dragon Sword has a sword spirit, which is also one of the hero's tricks.

"Listen carefully, do you hear any sound from the sword?"

The sword may be speaking to Su Wenheng or imparting spells.

"Bang bang bang bang."

Isn't this the sound of a sword hitting a bed?

"Have you listened carefully to the sound of someone speaking?"

Su Wenheng pricked up his ears and focused his attention, "It's still a bang bang bang bang."

The bang bang bang sound became louder.

The sword broke free from Su Wenheng's shackles, banging and banging against the wall.

"Brother, this sword looks like a fool, I don't want this sword."

don't want!How can it be!This is a plug-in!Still five thousand spirit stones!

Shen Lan got out of bed and pulled the sword back to Su Wenheng's side with all her strength, "Don't dislike idiots, people can't be judged by appearances. The sea can't be measured. This sword can help you reach the sky in the future. Can you think that a fool can become a fairy? So don't underestimate it Fool."

"I understand, senior brother said I was a fool."

"...Brother means that you and this sword are very powerful." Shen Lan stuffed the sword into Su Wenheng's arms.

Su Wenheng hugged Jian and said tenderly to Jian, "Brother said I'm not a fool."

The sword stopped moving immediately.

Sanjiang Town is crowded with people, and vendors come and go, shouting and shouting, and the products are dazzling.

Shen Lan went around and couldn't find any place to sell horses or carriages.

"Fortune-telling by the old man, marriage, official career, etc. can be calculated. If you are not sure, you don't need money." There is an old man in the corner, with particularly lush white hair and white beard under the hood.

Are you sure you don't need money?

Shen Lan stepped forward and squatted in front of the old man, "Old man, can you count my lifespan for me?"

"Hey, lifespan?" The old voice sounded with a cough, "A boy who is so young must live a long life."

Longevity?Isn't his long life of a cultivator cursing him to die early?But this is much longer than the original owner of the original book.

Shen Lan's expression changed from ugly to happy, which made the old man uncertain.

"I think the young man's face has turned black, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future."

Shen Lan was startled, "A bloody disaster? Can you tell me what kind of disaster it is?"

The fortune teller stretched out his hand, which was smooth and delicate without any wrinkles, "100 taels."

Shen Lan immediately took out 100 taels of silver from her private treasury and put it in the hands of the fortune teller, "Quickly tell me."

"Sky secrets must not be leaked."

Shen Lan was furious, the secret must not be leaked, you charge me money?

"But I can't bear to see such a handsome young man die. I sacrificed ten years of my life to reveal a chance for you. Don't touch any place with water in the next ten years."

In the original work, Su Wenheng boiled the cut meat from the original work Ling Chi in a large pot.It has a lot to do with water!This fortune teller is not easy.

Shen Lan nodded, remembering every word of the fortune teller in her heart, not daring to forget it.

"For taking so much money from you, God has the virtue of good life. Today I will make an exception and give you a marriage. You and the young man next to you." The fortune teller tremblingly pointed at Su Wenheng who was eating candied haws next to him, " Cough, it's a rare fate."

"Fate? Marriage?" Shen Lan pointed at Su Wenheng.

Shen Lan looked at Su Wenheng suspiciously and then at the fortune teller. In the original book, Su Wenheng killed him. Is this fortune teller serious?And Su Wenheng is a man.

The fortune teller saw that Shen Lan didn't believe it, and he emphasized his tone, "Young and old are not deceived."

"Old man, do you have eye problems?"

The fortune teller took a closer look at the two of them, and saw Shen Lan's suspicious and obviously disbelieving face, "My old eyes were blind to see it wrong, the two of you are destined to be brothers."

Brotherhood?

Shen Lan walked away with Su Wenheng with the corner of his mouth raised, anyway, the fortune teller said that he was really happy that he didn't have to die.As for marriage and brotherhood, life is not as important as life.

Shen Lan searched several streets and finally found a place that sold carriages, and bought it for twelve taels.Originally it cost 40 taels, but Shen Lan insisted on haggling down to this price.Originally, Shen Lan was looking for a powerful yellow-maned horse, but the seller gave him a white horse with cloudy eyes and a limp walk. Even the horse was much smaller than the yellow-maned horse.

"You are clearly not the right product!" Shen Lan was anxious.

The shopkeeper shook his sleeves, "One tael for one tael of goods, ten taels of silver and want a yellow-maned horse with a carriage?! Idiots are dreaming!"

The shopkeeper closed the door after finishing speaking.

Shen Lan looked at the white horse helplessly. The horse seemed to be injured and couldn't walk easily.The store's door was tightly closed, Shen Lan stepped forward and knocked on the door, but the store was determined not to open the door.

Shen Lan had no choice but to lead the horse back to the inn. Next time, she can't be greedy for cheap.

"There is a charlatan with a fortune teller on this street who doesn't know where he came from. When he meets a man, he says it's a match made in heaven. When he meets a man and a woman, he says it's a bad match."

"Are you talking about the fortune-teller with white hair and long hair at the corner of Wangning Street? I saw it too. His hands look like an old man's."

The woman's chatting words entered Shen Lan's ears one by one.Shen Lan remembered that the fortune-telling hand really didn't look like an old man's hand, her own 100 taels of silver!Shen Lan immediately turned around and led Su Wenheng straight to the corner of the street, hoping that the fortune teller was still there.

Sure enough, it is still there.

Shen Lan quietly stayed aside, carefully observing the fortune teller.Sure enough, every pair of men is said to be a match made in heaven.

Shen Lan walked around behind the fortune teller lightly, quickly took off the hood, and quickly tore off the man's beard.

Flowing red hair hung on either side of the fortune teller's temples.

What old man?It's obviously a furry kid the same size as him!

Shen Lan stretched out her hand, "Return the 100 taels to me!"

The kid didn't pretend anymore when the matter came to light, and put his arms around his chest, "If I don't pay you back, what can you do to me?"

Shen Lan's sword pointed straight at the red-haired boy, "I'll give you a chance."

The people around were used to seeing big scenes, and they saw that the two were going to fight.Not only did they not disperse, but surrounded the two of them, "fight and fight."

The typical look of not being afraid of trouble.

"Hey, I'm not afraid of you, my father is a god. I'll beat you all over the place with a black tiger! Look, the horse over there is crazy!" The red-haired boy pointed behind Shen Lan in shock.

horse?His new horse gone crazy?The twelve taels he just spent!

Shen Lan turned her head to see that her horse was standing steadily on the spot digging the ground, and when she turned her head again, there was no sign of the red-haired boy.Lied again!Still the same old fashioned way.

Shen Lan sadly led the old horse, took Su Wenheng back to the inn, and led the white horse to the stable.I wonder if horse meat tastes good?Shen Lan raised the sword to kill the horse, and the horse seemed to sense Shen Lan's purpose.

Shen Lan pondered how to kill the horse?It should be cut off directly, right?

The restless Turkic son on a white horse, a tear fell from the corner of his eye at some point, and Shen Lan, who couldn't even kill a chicken, couldn't bear it.

So Shen Lan went to ask a veterinarian to treat the white horse.

"This medicine has to be taken for ten days in a row, and the horse has too little to eat. The horse's hoof is injured and suppurated. I drained the pus and blood and bandaged it. Also, it is best not to let the horse run around during this period." After finishing the sentence, "Two liang."

Well, before the horse is used, it costs two or two to look at the horse.Besides, he had to recuperate his injuries for ten days, and it cost a lot of money to stay in an inn. He was not greedy for cheap in the early days.

"Brother, aren't we going back?" Su Wenheng asked Shen Lan curiously when he saw that Shen Lan had stayed in the room for another ten days.

Shen Lan lowered her head and sighed helplessly, beating her chest and stamping her feet, "It's all my fault for being cheap, the white horse is injured and needs to be raised for some time."

"I don't want to go back either. People from the Tu Yuan faction like to bully me." Su Wenheng said aggrievedly, and slipped into Shen Lan's arms.

Sanjiang Town is famous for its water, and besides Mingqi Villa, Sanjiang Town also has Fenglin Tower.

The entire building of Fenglin is built on the water, relying on the wind array to block the power of the water, and the fire array to neutralize the moisture of the water.Of course, Fenglinlou is not famous for this building, but for its world-famous beauty.That's right, Fenglinlou is also a brothel.

"Guest, are you sure you only want a cup of Biluochun and a bowl of Yuxiao Tiangong Wan?" Fenglinlou's servant repeatedly confirmed to Shen Lan.

Shen Lan nodded cheekily, but her cheeks were already burning.

The boy backed away with a respectful smile on his face.

After a while, Biluochun and Yuxiao Tiangong Pills were served.This speed, service really deserves its price.

This small cup of Biluochun and Yuxiao Tiangong pills cost 20 taels of silver, and they can also be paid with two spirit stones.And this Yuxiao Tiangong Wan is Jiuniang Wanzi, so it costs eight taels to have such a lofty name? !The only inn they live in is Wen.

Su Wenheng didn't know where he heard about Fenglinlou, so he insisted on coming here.Originally, Su Wenheng ordered more than ten side dishes, adding up to 200 taels, and he crossed them out one by one, leaving only Biluochun and Yuxiao Tiangong Wan.

Hmph, a certain hero actually loves desserts, it's a shame!But seeing Su Wenheng's posture seemed to be delicious, Shen Lan swallowed unconsciously.

"Senior brother, eat." Su Wenheng scooped up a spoonful of wine and handed it to him.

Shen Lan pushed back Su Wenheng's hand, "Eat it, brother doesn't want to eat."

"Brother, try it, it's delicious."

Shen Lan couldn't resist the temptation and ate the spoonful of fermented rice.It's indeed a bowl of eight taels of rice, much better than the twenty wen ones.He still wants to eat.

Su Wenheng stretched out another spoonful, and Shen Lan shook her head with a smile, "Senior brother has tasted it, and I don't want to eat it."

Su Wenheng insisted on letting Shen Lan eat.

It was the hero who insisted on letting him eat, and disobedience to the hero will not end well.So spoon after spoon, Shen Lan almost swallowed the whole bowl of Yuxiao Tiangong pills.

Su Wenheng only took two mouthfuls of that bowl of fermented rice, and he ate the rest.Shen Lan felt a little guilty, because the wine was so delicious that Jing ate so much without knowing it.But he couldn't bear to pay for another bowl.

"Is Wen Heng full? Would you like another bowl?"

Su Wenheng took a sip of Biluochun, and shook his head, "The wine isn't as sweet as the porridge cooked by senior brother, and it doesn't taste good at all."

No wonder Su Wenheng kept scooping it up for him. It turned out that it was not sweet enough.However, in his opinion, the sweetness of the fermented glutinous rice is moderate, the glutinous rice is fermented just right, and the sweet-scented osmanthus sprinkled in the fermented glutinous rice adds a touch of aroma to the fermented glutinous rice.

The more you think about it, the more Shen Lan wants to eat another bowl.

Seeing that the two had about the same food, the servant asked Shen Lan to ask in his ear, "Do you want a girl or a young lady? Do you and your brother want one room or two?"

The boy's words made Shen Lan stunned on the spot, only to realize later that this is a brothel.

A bowl of fermented rice would cost eight taels, wouldn't that girl cost a thousand.

Shen Lan immediately shook her head. He is a cultivator who is pure-hearted and ascetic and insists on his own heart to get the Tao, not because of lack of money.

Unexpectedly, when the boy saw Shen Lan shaking his head, not only did he not leave, but he whispered something in Shen Lan's ear.

"If you don't have enough money, the young man here is cheaper than the girl."