After the male protagonist became stupid

The corner of Shen Lan's mouth twitched, "Is this play house played by children? Are we being too naive?"

Xuan Jun nodded, "It's really too naive."

It seems that Xuanjun doesn't have to play this game, the big wheel of doom next to Shen Lan spins quickly again, Shen Lan thinks of the above content, immediately raises his hand and says, "Wait a minute."

Xuanjun's hand that was about to throw the throwing knife stopped in mid-air.

Shen Lan immediately said, "I am willing to play."

Xuanjun still threw the throwing knife, "Unfortunately, it's too late."

Shen Lan looked at the rapidly spinning frisbee in disappointment, and prayed in her heart, it must not be a duel.In another duel, he would definitely die. Perhaps the heavens heard his prayers, and it was still just playing tricks.

Forgive a circle, or this option.However, although the play house is embarrassing, there should be no casualties.

The frisbee stopped for a long time, but no one made a sound.Shen Lan asked awkwardly, "How do you play this house?"

Play house is generally children playing various adult roles, simulating the life of adults, in simple terms it is role-playing.

Xuan Jun seemed to be pondering over this issue, and thought about it for a while, "I will play the role of father."

Shen Lan tilted her head, "Then I'm a wife?"

There was a casual sneer at the corner of Xuanjun's mouth, and he tried to tell Shen Lan that you are not worthy.

"Then who am I?"

Xuanjun stared at Shen Lan's fair face and flat chest, "Daughter."

Shen Lan, "..."

After Xuanjun finished speaking, he left, and his subordinates would naturally take care of everything for him.Shen Lan was brought into a room, and Ji and Tong seemed to be assigned to another place. Shen Lan asked the person who brought him, but the person was expressionless and did not answer, then threw Shen Lan a pink dress and left the room to guard. at the door.

The pink skirt lay quietly on the bed, Shen Lan struggled inwardly, should she wear it or not?Duan Qingya has always been wearing women's clothes without hindrance, even if her identity is exposed, she still wears women's clothes all the time.If Duan Qingya can wear it, so can he.

After getting dressed, Shen Lan was brought in front of Xuan Jun, and Shen Lan definitely saw the twitching corner of Xuan Jun's mouth.There was no mirror in that room, so after changing clothes, I was brought to Xuanjun.I don't know the effect of wearing it. Xuanjun's appearance is not very good-looking anyway.

Xuanjun lifted the hand holding the book, and Shen Lan was led into another room by the waiter.This time there was a mirror, the corners of Shen Lan's mouth twitched to see the hairstyle the maid had braided for him, and the other maid patted something on Shen Lan's face.Shen Lan stopped immediately, "That's unnecessary."

Then Shen Lan was frozen, unable to speak, like a rag doll letting the maid put on makeup.

After being brought in front of Xuan Jun again, Xuan Jun nodded in satisfaction, "Go and cook."

Shen Lan, "...is your daughter just for housework? Shouldn't she be cared for like a princess?"

"Then get married."

Shen Lan turned to the maid who brought him over and asked, "Where is the kitchen?"

Xuan Jun nodded, and the maid took Shen Lan to the kitchen.

Shen Lan glanced at the kitchen, it was very grand, and the clean kitchen counter showed Xuanjun's arrogance.Shen Lan sighed, pointing to the kitchen except for the stove and table, "Are there no kitchen utensils and dishes?"

The maid left without answering, leaving only a bewildered Shen Lan.

Shen Lan howled, what's the use of making the kitchen so big?How to do nothing?It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice!

"This kitchen was only hacked out yesterday." Ji Hetong, who had disappeared for a day, appeared in front of Shen Lan. After sending Shen Lan back to the ward yesterday, he was called by Xuan Jun to hack out a kitchen.

Shen Lan was surprised, "Has no one played the option of Jiajia before?"

Ji Hetong shook his head, "Xuanjun can choose whichever option he wants to play, you won't be so naive as to think that it's just thrown casually, right?"

Shen Lan rubbed her nose, "Of course I'm not that naive."

"What about the kitchen utensils and dishes?" Shen Lan asked.

Ji Hetong shook his head, "What Xuan Jun wants is for you to figure out a way."

The one who killed a thousand swords really had no good intentions.

The kitchen utensils are easy to deal with. There are trees here and a set can be cut with a sword.It's just that this dish is difficult to cook without seasoning.Shen Lan thought that Xuanjun hated eating sweets the most, so she asked Ji Hetong, "Where is there bitter melon here?"

Ji Hetong thought for a while, "There seems to be a barren place, but there should be no bitter melon in it. Have you thought of any good ideas?"

Shen Lan shook her head, "It's just that Xuanjun doesn't like sugar, so he must like to suffer. What do you think Xuanjun likes to eat?"

Ji Hetong also seemed to have served Xuanjun for many years, so it's not like he didn't know that he liked him at all.Unexpectedly, Ji Hetong really shook his head, "I've been here for so long, and I haven't seen Xuanjun eat anything."

The kitchen was only started yesterday, and it was finished today.

Shen Lan drooped her shoulders, it really wasn't that simple.

Shen Lan knelt on the ground looking for wild vegetables, and suddenly groaned.Ji Hetong immediately turned to ask Shen Lan, "What's wrong?"

Shen Lan rubbed her chest in puzzlement, "Yesterday I meditated and adjusted my breath, and my injury obviously improved, why did it feel a little worse today?"

Ji Hetong's hands stopped, "It's not that people on the 81st floor will have a short life span."

Shen Lan asked suspiciously, "Why?"

In Baihu's life, he basically devoted himself to cultivation and seldom cared about external affairs.I also occasionally heard about the servants of so-and-so's family, but I never heard this statement.

Ji Hetong explained, "There is no cheap lunch in the world. The aura here is abundant for those with low cultivation levels. So you will weaken day by day until you die."

Shen Lan immediately understood, if everyone acted like they were brought to a higher level.Some people hope to obtain a higher level of cultivation through this shortcut, which is not allowed to exist in the Dao of Heaven.Therefore, the punishment given by the Heavenly Dao to the cross-layer is time, which gradually becomes weaker day by day.The cultivation base you have obtained cannot eventually resist weakness, and you will face death.

"How long did the longest one live?" Shen Lan asked.

"ten years."

Shen Lan didn't expect it to be so short, he thought it would be at least 100 years?Now he regrets leaving Su Wenheng on his own initiative, can he wait ten years until Su Wenheng reaches the No.80 floor?Even if Su Wenheng is against the sky, he will not directly cross the 79th floor in ten years.Unless Su Wenheng is like him, he will be sent to the No.80 floor automatically or be arrested.Or Xuanjun showed mercy and let him go.

Ji Hetong looked at the frowning Shen Lan, and comforted him, "The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge."

Shen Lan nodded, "Then when can you go down?"

Ji Hetong shook his head, "Xuanjun won't let me go."

Shen Lan made a 'thumb', "Then how long do you have left?"

"About a year."

Shen Lan, "... so short?"

"Well," Ji Hetong said, "I haven't completed the task yet, so this life is probably the last one."

Shen Lan patted Ji and Tongbei, brother and sister.

Xuanjun raised his eyebrows, looked at the three dishes and one soup in front of him, raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to starve to death and work so hard to cultivate your father?"

Shen Lan replied with a smile, "How could it be? It's just that this place is barren... Xianyan doesn't even have food, so I can only do these things and let 'father' do it."

Shen Lan cooked three dishes, fried leaves, cold roots, and fried wild vegetables. The soup was made of clear water with a few yellow flowers floating on it for decoration.Where Ji and Tong took him, they didn't find anything that looked like vegetables. They picked up some wild vegetables and had to make these.

Xuanjun waved to Shen Lan, pointed to the chair and stool, "Xiao Lan, sit down."

Shen Lan looked at Xuanjun who was smiling maliciously, and hesitated.

Sure enough, the next sentence, Xuan Jun said, tapped the plate on the table with his fingertips, "Xiaolan is lucky, these rewards for you."

Xuan Jun looked at Shen Lan who was standing still, "What? Want me to feed you?"

Scared, Shen Lan immediately sat down and ate it all in one go.Shen Lan showed Xuanjun the dish, "It's over."

"You've finished eating, what are you going to eat for your father?"

Shen Lan, "... Shall I burn it again?"

"I don't like green things."

Meaning not to see a little green color, Shen Lan nodded sharply, expressing understanding.

Two hours later, Shen Lan served colorful dishes, all of which were flowers, without any green, which definitely met Xuanjun's requirement that he didn't like green.

Xuanjun raised his eyebrows, and Shen Lan immediately ate two bowls.

Xuanjun sat up and said slowly, "Why did you eat your father's meal?"

Shen Lan stopped chewing, and glanced at Xuan Jun dissatisfied, you should have said earlier? !This flower is quite unpalatable.

Xuanjun took a sip, and brought the bowl to Shen Lan, "I think you like it for my father, so you can eat more. Don't be so surprised, my father has always loved you."

Shen Lan cried and ate the rest of the cauliflower.

"Daughter, let's boil water. I'm tired of my father and want to take a bath."

Shen Lan, "...Your daughter was picked up."

Do some rough work, can I have some rest time?

Xuanjun nodded, "It is indeed picked up."

Xuanjun's face indeed looks like a stepdad.

Shen Lan didn't expect to be a fairy, and she had to boil water to take a bath for the first time.Can't just use fire spells to solve it?He also needs to burn it with firewood!Deliberately embarrass others.

Shen Lan boiled a pool of water, but the water that was boiled before was already cold.While there was no one around, Shen Lan used fire spells to heat the water in the pool.

"what are you doing?"

When Xuanjun's voice suddenly appeared behind him, Shen Lan was startled, hid her hands, lowered her head and turned to face Xuanjun, "I'm sprinkling flowers."

Xuanjun nodded, took off his clothes and entered the water.

Shen Lan planned to leave, he was not interested in watching men take a bath.As soon as he lifted his feet, a cloth covered his head.

"Wipe my back for me."

Shen Lan was speechless, took off the bath cloth from her head, and stared at the fair back.Wipe your ass, is there any dirt on the gods?He has never seen a fairy take a bath, unless he can take a bath when his body is dirty, who is free to take a bath? !

Shen Lan wiped her back hard, I wipe, I wipe, I wipe you to death.

Xuan Jun, "Are you tickling?"

Shen Lan, "..."

"Forget it, you go down."

Shen Lan nodded, and immediately ran away.Holding on to the trunk, he covered his mouth with his hand to catch the blood in his mouth.He didn't expect that the injury he received last time would become fatal. If the injury was bad, he wouldn't live for half a year.

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happy marriage everyone