Three Realms Sanatorium

In September, the rising sun in the sky has just risen

There is a Taoist temple on Zhongshan Mountain in the outer suburbs of City B.

Gu Shi was loosely dressed in a thin Taoist robe, with his fine short hair curled up randomly, he poked his head out from the room quietly, shivering from the early autumn morning mist in the mountains.

A rooster flapped its wings and landed on the ridge of the roof. Just as it was about to crow, it was hit on the head by a small stone and rolled down the eaves with a rumbling sound.

Gu Shi followed the sound and found his prey, taking advantage of the daylight. His eyes were dimly lit, but before he could pick up the chicken, a book flew out from the side room and hit him on the forehead.

Immediately following the scroll came an angry growl: "Little trash, you fucking want to steal a chicken again!"

Gu Shi raised his hand to touch the place where he was hit on the head, and rolled his eyes.

He muttered and complained, and his voice was very long: "How can it be——I'm afraid that the crowing of the chicken will wake you up?"

"Fuck!"

"Our family can't afford a dog."

"Fart your Gu Shi!"

"The stinky old man expects me to kill me in the end!"

"You talk back again?!"

Gu Shi let out a "tss", and when he heard jingling bells coming from the room next to him, he immediately dropped the chicken he was thinking about and turned around and ran away.

Gu Xiuming was furious, and rushed out of the bedroom with a ruler in his hand, only to see Gu Shi's figure disappearing under the bell tower in a flash.

Not long after, there was a distant ringing bell from the bell tower.

Gu Xiuming took a deep breath, put away the ruler, stroked his long beard, and bowed in the direction of Sanqing Hall, then bent down to pick up the fainted chicken, and sent it back to the cage cursingly.

Gu Shi stood on the bell tower, poked his head over the crenel, and made sure that the old man had entered the kitchen, so he let go of the bell and pestle and went down the bell tower, jumping up and down towards the mountain gate.

A day at Cangwuguan starts from Dianmao.

Cangwu Temple is a once glorious Taoist temple, with vermilion walls and glazed tiles, wide doors and wide halls, copper-cast incense stands are all gilded, and even its volume is twice as large as other temples.

It's just that as long as Gu Shi can remember, that glory has been over for a long time.

When he first stepped into the Cangwu Temple, the walls and roofs of the main halls were covered with vines and weeds, the gold-plated plaques and incense stands were murdered by some wicked ghost, and all the gold leaves were filed off swept away.

Even on the steps in front of the gate hall, weeds have grown a meter high.

Up to now, Gu Shi and Gu Xiuming are the only two people in the entire Taoist temple.

Gu Xiuming picked up Gu Shi, and when he picked it up, he kept it in his household registration booklet.

Gu Xiuming is 84 years old, but his body is very healthy, he has white hair and a childlike face, he walks like flying, he can go up and down the mountain, and he can drive Gu Shi all over the mountain and run around with a ruler.

Gu Shi is not very old, just three months after graduating from university, and turned 22 last month. His grades are not good, and his relationship with friends is not very good, but with his handsome face, he blossoms one after another.

It's a pity that after knowing that he was a Taoist priest, none of them succeeded.

Gu Shi finished opening the doors and windows of the five main halls, lit up the incense and lamps that should be lit, looked at the green mountains outside the window, and yawned sleepily, and couldn't help but wondered whether he was living in modern times. society.

It's 0202, and it's been more than 70 years since the founding of New China. This kind of thing of getting up at five o'clock in the morning to ring the clock still fucking exists!

Simply incomprehensible!

He entered the dining hall covered in incense ash, and glanced at the dishes on the table.

Shredded cabbage, vinegar potato shreds.

Gu Shi pinched his fingers to count the days, his eyes were shocked.

He looked at Gu Xiuming who came out of the kitchen, holding two large vegetable bowls in his hands, which contained Laoganma noodles.

"..." Gu Shi held back, but couldn't hold back, "Old man, we haven't eaten meat for 46 days!"

"You brat doesn't even look at how expensive meat is now!" Gu Xiuming scolded him, and put two large vegetable bowls on the dining table, "Would you like to eat it or not!"

Of course you have to eat.

Not only does he want to eat, he also wants to push.

"If you save some incense money, you will have meat to eat." Gu Shi sat down with a hem of his clothes, "The believers give us 6000 yuan a month. Let's buy less incense and send less money to the orphanage. If you raise a few pigs, you can also eat meat."

Gu Xiuming began to blow his beard and stare: "Stop offering incense? You are disrespectful!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I respect you, can you take a look at the couplet plaque you have erected in the Shanmen Hall?"

Speaking of this, Gu Shi felt that Gu Xiuming's beliefs were really Schrödinger.

You say that his belief is not firm, he has to allocate 6000 yuan out of the 4000 yuan per month to go to incense.You can tell how firm he is, look at the two plaques in front of the mountain gate, it is really confusing.

The couplet plaques on both sides of the Cangwu Guanshan Gate Hall were written by Gu Xiuming himself.

It's just that the content is not very good.

Left plaque: Seeking God and Buddha is worse than seeking oneself

Plaque on the right: Faith in heaven and destiny is not as good as faith in people

Every day, a piece of paper was pasted in front of the mountain gate, writing: feudal superstition is not advisable.

Just like this, you deserve JB for being confused.

Gu Shi was full of things to say, but because there were so many pitfalls, he didn't know where to start.

"Oh." Finally he sighed, very sad, "I want to eat meat."

Gu Xiuming took a piece of cabbage with his chopsticks, and smiled kindly at Gu Shi: "You think so?"

Gu Shibo didn't raise his face: "That's right, who wouldn't like meat!"

Gu Xiuming's eyes became more loving: "Hold on!"

Gu Shibai rolled his eyes halfway, and was hit on the head by the ruler.

Gu Xiuming tapped rhythmically: "I made a hexagram for you this morning, it's good luck, all wishes come true, and everything is suitable."

With a ruler on his head, Gu Shi's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Gu Xiuming spoke again: "Taking advantage of good luck, if you are fine, go today..."

"I have something to do." Gu Shi said quickly, "I have an interview today!"

"interview?"

"That's right, just a few months ago, the newly opened Zhongshan Nursing Home on the top of the next mountain." Gu Shi paused, and then added, "It's the one you mentioned a while ago that is full of evil spirits."

How fresh.

It's 0202, and New China has been established for more than 70 years, and there are still monsters.

"Gaha?" Gu Xiuming almost didn't bring it up, "The monster den?"

"That monster nest has a lot more future than ours here." Gu Shi took out his phone, clicked on the Zhi ○ recruitment page and handed it to Gu Xiuming, and said, "The starting salary for recruiting a formally registered company is more than 2 yuan." , including five insurances and one gold, transportation, board and lodging subsidies, work injury subsidies, maybe the money earned from them can completely renovate this dilapidated Taoist temple, look at them, then look at us, tsk tsk tsk..."

Gu Xiuming's expression became more and more sinister following Gu Shi's words, and several veins popped out of the hand holding the ruler.

Gu Shi had a bad heart, and quickly pulled all the remaining vegetables on the table into his noodle bowl, and jumped out with the bowl in hand, without leaving a drop of oil for the old man.

Gu Xiuming held the ruler and blew his beard and stared in the dining hall, and finally ate Laoganma's noodles.

Gu Shi hid in the woods of the back mountain after finishing his meal, and came back like a thief, put on a decent shirt and jeans lightly, took his resume, and took advantage of Gu Xiuming's morning class , ran out of the audience with oil on the soles of his feet.

Zhongshan Sanatorium is built on the main peak of Zhongshan Mountain, two hills away from Cangwu Temple.The transportation around here is not very convenient. Apart from private cars, there are only minibuses running between here and the city twice a day.

Gu Shi caught up with the bus at seven o'clock in the morning.

The driver and conductor who drove this line were old acquaintances of him, and when they saw him jumping into the car, they smiled and called him "Little Daoist Gu".

Gu Shi smiled brightly at them: "Good morning!"

The conductor was a young girl. When she looked at Gu Shi who was wearing ordinary clothes, she asked him with a little joy and a little shyness: "Morning, why didn't Mr. Gu bring a guy with him today?"

"I'm not going to set up a stall in the city today, I'm looking for a job." Gu reported the address of Zhongshan Nursing Home.

The conductor asked, "Show Feng Shui for this nursing home?"

"Ah no, I'm going to apply for an accountant."

"?"

"I don't have to take the accounting certificate exam, so there is no need to waste it."

Gu Shi was very serious.

The research requires money.

The conductor stumbled: "Ah, yes, is that so?"

"Yes, that's right." Gu Shi nodded, looking down at the Zhi ○ recruitment page.

Zhongshan Sanatorium: A newly opened high-level sanatorium living club in City B. It is located on the southeast sunny slope of the main peak of Zhongshan, with beautiful scenery and an elegant environment. It is now looking for talents from all walks of life.

What follows is a large list of job responsibilities, which are no different from ordinary recruitment. The only special thing is that the last item of job responsibilities in this recruitment is the same.

Be bold.

Oh, bold.

I won't be sleepy if you talk about this.

When I was visiting, Ah Zhen was broadcasting by the dry well, watching Hanako in the bathroom, going in and killing monsters with lightning, and going back to poke honeycombs with bamboo poles.

What a joke, I care about time, why don't I dare to do it!

Gu Shi was very proud, and thinking about the good fortune the old man calculated for him today, his tail would even go up to the sky.

Tch, it's so funny, isn't this interview a fucking random thing?

Then Gu Shi waited for two hours in the meeting room of Zhongshan Nursing Home.

Holding a glass of water, Gu Shi sat in the spacious and bright meeting room with a blank expression on his face.

The temperature on the mountain in September is pleasant, and there is no need to turn on the air conditioner. The mountain breeze is sent in through the gaps in the hollow wooden windows, bringing the freshness of the golden autumn.

Gu Shi took a sip of water indifferently, and glanced at the time on his phone.

Two hours, 23 minutes and 48 seconds have passed since the appointed time.

Most of the people who came to interview with him have already left, and there are only five or six kittens left.

Gu Shi suspected that he had been pigeonholed.

He also suspected that he was discovered as a Taoist priest.

He was even more suspicious that Gu Xiuming had finally lost his senses, and that even any hexagram would be wrong.

Ah this?Good luck?

The good luck of being pigeonholed for two and a half hours?

Gu Shi felt a little outrageous.

He looked at the water glass that he had emptied again, and just as he was about to get up to pour water, the door of the conference room opened.

Someone walks in.

The visitor looked very young, about 27 or [-] years old, wearing a neat suit, neatly tidy and spirited, with a ferocious and powerful evil spirit hovering all over his body, and a deep hostility and indifference between his brows.

He glanced at the remaining five people present, showing obvious dissatisfaction.

A few ordinary people were more or less taken by this momentum, and they were a little dazed.

"I'm Zhong Shanshan..." The visitor paused and changed his words vaguely, "I'm the person in charge of Zhongshan Sanatorium, Xie Jiusi."

Gu Shi stood up and applauded cooperatively.

Xie Jiusi picked someone casually and walked to the small office next to him.

Gu Shi followed with his resume.

Xie Jiusi sat on the boss's chair, looking up and down at Gu Shi.

Gu Shi let him see, since people said to be bold, he has already made sufficient preparations.

It's best to pretend to be an ordinary person and sneak in. If he can't pretend, he can still run. Although the monster in front of him looks fierce, he can run if he really wants to.

Gu Shi was quite confident in his strength.

You may not believe it, but if I punch you, your sanatorium may have to be refurbished.

Gu Shi pretended that he didn't find anything, took out his resume, and was about to hand it over when he heard Xie Jiusi from the opposite side speak, with a bit of uncertainty in his tone: "Human?"

"?"

Ah this.

That's it?

Gu Shi looked at the monster opposite, and instinctively felt that he could go one step further.

Monsters are mostly xenophobic, and if they want to mix in, it is definitely better to pretend to be a monster than an ordinary person.

Think about it, which company does not give priority to promoting its own people?

"How can it be?" Gu Shi quickly cleared up his mentality, sighed, and looked worried, "I have been in human society for a long time, and my whole body is full of human smell, which is strange and unpleasant. It doesn't mean that you have a job here. I'll be right here."

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi, as if he had discovered something, his brows were frowned, and the monster aura coiling around his body showed a bit of a flying dragon, with a strong yin and fishy aura.

Gu Shi's heart trembled, feeling that he might be exposed.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi with a dignified expression.

Gu Shi turned his toes slightly, ready to flee at any time.

Xie Jiusi raised his hand, and a faint aura locked on the opponent.

Gu Shi couldn't move, the hairs all over his body stood on end.

After a long time, Xie Jiusi dissipated the demonic aura that was used to intimidate him, and patted Gu Shi's shoulder: "It's hard work to endure humiliation among human beings, and come to work here starting tomorrow."

Gu Shi: "?"

Gu Shi: "."

Grass?

He believed it!

He actually believed it! !