Three Realms Sanatorium

Gu Shi sent the message and walked towards the office building.

By the time he walked downstairs to the office building, the record sharing in the WeChat group had changed from "Eighty Notes" to "Destroy the Stars".

Looking at the news in the group, Gu Shi felt very proud.

The Lord saved the mental health of the human employees of the Three Realms Institute by himself, which is amazing.

But he was so awesome.

The office building of Zhongshan Sanatorium was built as luxuriously as this sanatorium.

The office building has nine floors in total.

The lower three floors are departments with relatively concentrated business, with fewer independent offices and the largest number of people; the middle three floors are independent offices, mainly for non-humans who don't like to get along with humans; the top three floors are The leadership and a large number of meeting rooms, according to Li Shuzui, no one will stay in it except Xie Jiusi.

Gu Shi was waiting for the elevator with a group of people, and by the way, he smiled generously at the ladies and sisters who were quietly looking around him: "Good morning!"

The girls were a little surprised, their faces were a little red after peeping was discovered, and they all said hello: "Morning, good morning."

"It seems to be the first time I see you, are you new here?"

Gu Shi smiled and said, "Yes, I'm new here. I just started working as an accountant yesterday, and I'm in the Three Realms Academy."

"Three Realms..."

Ladies and sisters around, you look at me, I look at you, and stay silent.

At this time, the elevator came, and a group of people walked into the elevator. Gu Shi swiped his pass, showing some doubts: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just heard some rumors." Someone said, "I heard that the people living in the Three Realms Courtyard are all patients with problems here."

She said and pointed to her head.

Gu Shi:?

"Because the Three Realms Court doesn't allow you to enter and exit casually. You know, the most common Songtao Courtyard in our sanatorium costs [-] to [-] yuan for a month. Some people say that the people who live there are special people.”

The girls talked about a lot of speculation.

What kind of special state agency, what kind of people who were defeated and put under house arrest in the grievances of wealthy families...

As he talked, he couldn't help laughing.

Their office is on the third floor.

Before getting off the elevator, they reminded Gu Shi in a low voice: "It's all speculation, but we really rarely see people entering or exiting the Three Realms Courtyard. Anyway, it feels a little...that."

As for which "that" is, it is some meaning that can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.

Gu Shi: "Yeah, well, I got it right."

These old goblins managed to perfunctory like this and still haven't overturned their car, their lucky value is quite high.

When Gu Shi reached the sixth floor, he got out of the elevator, and as soon as he turned the corner into the corridor, he saw a figure standing at the door of his office.

Gu Shi almost thought that he traveled back in time to yesterday morning.

"Kuafu?" Gu Shi called out, "Good morning."

Kuafu turned his head and nodded to Gu Shi: "Morning."

Kuafu's voice is also hoarse.

Gu Shi: "."

You don't have to be so addicted!

Kuafu cleared his throat, "I'm here to find you."

"...Okay." Gu Shi's heart skipped a beat.

danger!money!danger!

Kuafu watched him open the office door, followed him in, sat down, and said, "I...I think what you said yesterday was reasonable."

Gu Shiwen smiled and said modestly, "Talk from experience."

"I'm going out to look for a job." Kuafu said, "I told her about my plan yesterday, and she really agreed."

Gu Shi thought it was for sure.

Internet scammers use feelings to cheat money, they must be coaxing people to be obedient.

Except for high-end PUA players, but a simple man like Kuafu who has been coaxed out of 50 in more than two months does not need such means.

Gu Shi asked: "Then why are you here today?"

"You need an identity to join the human race." Kuafu said bluntly, "I want to get a name."

Kuafu itself is also a name, but it is too eye-catching to use this name in human society.

The physical fitness and appearance of Kuafu, an ancient human being, were originally very outstanding. Naturally, it would be best if he could reduce his particularity a little.

"Did you come to ask me to name you?" Gu Shi asked.

Kuafu nodded: "Bai Ze fell asleep again, Xie Jiusi and Li can't shut up."

Gu Shi understood.

Boss Xie didn't say anything, and went to find Li to shut up and name him, and he might not be able to decide until tomorrow.

Kuafu said, "The surname is Zhou, she said her surname is Zhou."

"Oh." Gu Shi thought for two seconds with his chin in his hand, and said, "Then it's called Zhou Zhuri."

Kuafu was slightly taken aback, his face turned red.

After a while, he nodded: "Yes."

Gu Shi watched the burly man leave his office with a mysterious blush on his face, and then clicked on the chat window with Li Shut Up.

Li Shuzui is the chief of personnel, and the chief of personnel here refers to the general manager of human and non-human affairs.

If Kuafu wants to go to work as a human being, he cannot do without him.

When Gu Shi thought of the loss of 50, his heart ached.

Gu Shi typed.

[Gu Shi: Ah Shan, please complete Kuafu's identity and history. 】

【Ashan: What's the matter? 】

[Gu Shi: Haven't you considered calling the police on Kuafu? 】

Gu Shi felt suffocated thinking about it.

【A-Shan: No, I was thinking that Kuafu would come to ask me for money again, so I just poured a lot of blood on myself and squatted next to his bed every day. 】

Gu Shi: "..."

That's really yours.

[Gu Shi: In that case, why didn't you go find that liar? 】

【Ashan: Then I have to find it too! 】

Yes, Gu Shi nodded.

Online fraud is invisible.

In the face of this kind of thing, monsters with a very backward understanding of technology are not as useful as ordinary human police.

Kuafu did not understand the concept of money.

Ah Shan was just annoyed that Kuafu was stupid and cheated.

Only he, Gu Shi, really felt sorry for the 50 yuan!

Although Gu Shi also knew that even if he called the police, the possibility of recovering all of them was very small, but it was possible to recover a little.

Gu Shi hoped that after recovering the money, the boss would give him a red envelope or something.

Not much more, one or two thousand will do.

There are so many side halls and courtyards in Cangwu Temple, all of which are waiting for money to be refurbished. When he went out today, he took a look and saw that the colored paintings under the eaves of the Shanmen Hall were all faded!

It's really a drought, a drought, a flood, a flood, Gu Shi thought.

If these monsters don't take money as money, he is completely willing to accept it!

[Gu Shi: Call the police, the police can find people. 】

He helped Kuafu figure out the title: "Migrant Workers Live Frugally and Move Bricks for Ten Years, and Their Hard-earned Money Falls into the Hands of Internet Fraud. Is it Moral Loss or Humanity Lost!" "

Before Gu Shi mentioned this matter, Ah Shan never thought of asking humans to handle this matter.

He looked up at Kuafu who brought his name to ask him to apply for an ID card, and put down his phone, still feeling very unhappy: "I told you that you were cheated, why don't you believe it?"

Kuafu was very firm: "I will find her!"

Ah Shan thought of Gu Shi saying that the police could find someone, and opened his mouth to tell the story, but the words turned around and he held back.

No, why did he help Tie Hanhan break the situation?

Anyway, he is not the accountant now, and Kuafu no longer asks the nursing home for money, but finds a job by himself. Isn't this a win-win situation!

Let Kuafu and Liar torture each other, and he is responsible for eating melons and watching the show, this is double the joy!

Thinking of this, Ah Shan immediately regained his balance.

He quickly completed the identity of Kuafu, pinched the time for lunch, and squatted down to Gu Shi at the entrance of Gu Shi's cafeteria.

Li shut up and jumped three feet high: "Gu Shi Gu Shi! Here, here!"

His voice was crisp and penetrating, making the eyes of the people at the entrance of the cafeteria fixed on Gu Shi in an instant.

Gu Shi paused, turned to look at Li and shut up.

Isn't it right?

"Eighty Notes" didn't call Li Shut Up dumb?

What a waste!

Gu Shi looked at Li who was walking towards him quickly and shut up. Before he could officially speak, his mind was already buzzing.

He said before Li shut up and said, "Let's play a game."

Li shut up and his eyes lit up!

Gu Shi: "The rules of the game are that you can only speak one sentence at a time, and each sentence should be within [-] characters. The person who speaks more will lose, and the loser will shout 'I'm an idiot' three times in the cafeteria." .”

Lee shut up feeling targeted.

He was not sure: "Is this also a game?"

"Of course." Gu Shi was very calm, "There are rules, there are winners and losers, and there are punishments for failure. That means the game is right."

Li shut up and thought for a while, nodded, and began to count with his fingers: "I've finished dealing with Kuafu's matter, and I'm not going to call the police for now."

"it is good."

Gu Shi responded, and walked into the cafeteria to get dinner.

Li shut up and followed Gu Shi like a tail, and said excitedly, "You are so amazing, Gu Shi! Kuafu has been taken care of by you, and I still have a hair."

"?" Gu Shi looked at him in confusion, "Did you not finish your sentence?"

Li shut up with a serious expression: "Twenty words!"

Gu Shi choked: "Go on."

Li shut up and quickly connected: "I need your help with minor personnel issues!"

Gu Shi took a deep breath, found a place to sit down with the plate in his hand, "Speak."

Li shut up and sat next to him, lowering his voice: "There is something wrong with those old monsters living in our Three Realms courtyard."

Gu Shi: "Ah."

Li shut up: "You know what happened?"

Gu Shi: "...I know."

Li shut up: "Oh, you also know that Taotie lost his mustard seeds, and it's important for him to eat."

Gu Shi: "...um."

Li shut up: "It has become a kind of torture, but his nature is there, he just can't control it..."

"Ah." Li shut up and stopped abruptly.

Gu Shi: "?"

"It's one more word, this game is so difficult." Li shut up and said angrily, and then yelled "I'm an idiot" three times at the top of his voice before Gu Shi could react!

The whole cafeteria was silent for a moment.

At the time of meal time, hundreds of eyes looked at them in unison.

Gu Shi: "..."

Shut up your fucking li.

It's really yours.

Gu Shi began to reflect.

Was he an idiot for making up this game a few minutes ago to try to keep Lee from shutting up?

But Li kept his mouth shut and insisted on playing the game.

In his stuck explanation, Gu Shi finally pieced together what he wanted to say.

Taotie’s stomach—that is, the mustard seed was lost, and eating became an extremely painful thing for him, but the nature of gluttony is greed and gluttony, coupled with the frequent emergence of modern delicacies, he couldn’t help thinking about it. eat.

However, it is too painful to spit out when eating or after eating. Taotie has been in such suffering for almost 60 years.

More than 60 years of suffering against nature made this famous beast gradually thinner and sicker.

Li shut up and said, "That's all, the human doctor said it was...depression!"