Three Realms Sanatorium
Chapter 14
Gu Shi held down his gay son who was buzzing, and felt that he might be too sensitive.
Xie Jiusi, an old monster, cannot be judged by common sense.
He can't read the air or read people's faces, his emotional intelligence is erratic, and he basically says whatever he thinks.
From head to tail, from top to bottom, this old monster doesn't have a strand of hair that can be related to emotion.
Gu Shi wanted to speak but stopped, and stopped talking but wanted.
Xie Jiusi found that Gu Shi almost didn't have the words "I have something to say" written on his face.
Xie Jiusi thought: "Do you have something to say?"
"Yes." Gu Shi's face was serious.
Xie Jiusi frowned, and raised his heart: "Say it."
He guessed that something that could make Gu Shi so serious - could it be that something happened to Gu Xiuming?
Xie Jiu thought about it, and cast his divine light on the Cangwu Temple.
Gu Shi took a deep breath: "It's just what you said just now, don't say it to others casually."
Xie Jiusi looked at Cangwu Temple's divine light and stopped abruptly, with a bit of bewilderment on his face: "What?"
"Just...just now..." Gu Shi was a little ashamed to speak, and groaned, "I just...wanted to see what I said."
Xie Jiusi paused slightly: "Is there a problem?"
"...It's not a problem." Gu Shi looked away, and whispered, "It's just that this kind of talk is usually used to flirt between lovers."
Xie Jiusi frowned slightly: "Why?"
ah?Can I still ask why?
Gu Shi was a little numb.
How can I explain to this old monster the things of the world?
Gu Shisi thought about it, and said: "There is no reason, it can be regarded as an unspoken rule of interpersonal communication."
"But we are not human beings." Xie Jiusi corrected Gu Shi, "You and I are both monster races, so there is really no need to pay attention to human rules when we get along."
Gu Shi: Grass.
I didn't mean that!
Gu Shi thought for a long time but couldn't find any suitable reason to refute, and finally closed his eyes and gave up: "You are right!"
Everything the boss says is right.
In the future, I don't think deeply about what Xie Jiusi said, just take it literally, it's not a big problem.
Gu Shi thought very steadily.
Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi who was persuaded by him, and nodded slightly, very satisfied with the result.
The two went down the Three Realms Courtyard all the way, and when they reached the gate of the Three Realms Courtyard, they passed a security booth.
The little brother sitting in the security booth had dark circles almost falling to his apple muscles. His eyes were bloodshot and he was in a trance. He didn't sleep well.
"Oh, by the way, Mr. Xie." Gu Shi remembered what he heard from the security guard at the gate this morning, "Why is our nursing home open to humans?"
"Bai Ze's idea." Xie Jiusi said, "He means that human beings are the masters of the earth now, no more than back then, and more contact with human beings may lead to more news."
Gu Shi thought it was the same, wasn't that how he was hooked?
Gu Shi asked: "Then why does our Three Realms Academy need human patrols at night?"
Xie Jiusi: "Because humans used to climb over the wall and try to steal things."
Gu Shi was taken aback: "Can't the array stop it? There is no such thing as a confusion spell... er, that is, the kind of spell that makes humans who want to get close here lose such thoughts?"
"Yes." Xie Jiusi said, "but it doesn't work."
Gu Shi: "?"
"Humans use this." Xie Jiusi took out the phone, unlocked it, and opened the schedule and memo in the phone with a very unfamiliar operation, "They used this and found something wrong."
Gu Shi: "..."
Grass, I didn't expect this.
The thief was quite organized and planned, and even used the schedule memo in his mobile phone, which killed him.
"The thief entered Qiongqi's courtyard. Qiongqi likes to hate people by nature. He thought the thief's methods were too crude, so he was detained, saying that he wanted to teach a big villain. As a result, within a few days, there were human beings. The police came to the door and said that someone was missing, and found us along the surveillance video."
Gu Shi: "."
Xie Jiusi was a little bit emotional: "Human beings nowadays are quite resourceful."
Gu Shi: "."
Xie Jiusi said: "We don't quite understand these methods yet, so we simply let humans guard against humans."
Gu Shi: "..."
Gu Shi was silent for a long time, thinking that it was not wrong.
It's very scientific to beat magic with magic, and beat humans with humans.
Gu Shi turned his head and glanced at the weak security guard, and said, "Then you'd better not let them hear the voices they shouldn't hear, it's very bad for ordinary humans."
Gu Shi briefly mentioned the rumors he heard today.
Xie Jiusi was thoughtful: "You understand this very well?"
Gu Shi said modestly, "It's okay."
Xie Jiusi nodded: "Then I will listen to you."
Gu Shi paused.
Xie Jiusi turned his head to look at him.
Gu Shi endured it, but couldn't help it: "Mr. Xie, you trust others too easily, what if you are deceived?"
Xie Jiusi was a little confused by Gu Shi's question: "No one will lie to me."
"?" The little liar Gu Shi was full of question marks, "How do you say that?"
Xie Jiusi explained: "Because I am very strong."
Because it is very strong, no one dares to deceive, and the liar cannot afford the consequences.
"..." Gu Shi was silent for a moment, "Then you have never seen someone so courageous."
"Like you?"
Gu Shi's breath stagnates.
Xie Jiusi nodded: "Indeed, you are very courageous."
Gu Shi's eyes darkened.
Grass, what does Xie Jiusi mean by this? !
Did he find out? !Is he trying to fuck me? !
Xie Jiusi thought that this little monster is just brave, and he is not afraid to see him.
"Then did you lie to me?" Xie Jiusi asked.
Gu Shi put on a sullen face, trying to stay calm.
Strictly speaking, he did not deceive Xie Jiusi!
Although he lied at the time, but later the lie became true, so rounding it up he wouldn't count it as a lie!
The more Gu Shi thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and his shoulders, which were slightly shrunk because of guilty conscience, gradually straightened up!
"I do not have it."
Gu Shili is upright!
"Yeah." Xie Jiusi nodded, "Look, even the brave won't lie to me."
"...?"
Is this over?
Gu Shi was stunned.
He couldn't help looking at Xie Jiusi, and when he tilted his head, he bumped into the clear spring.
Only then did Gu Shi realize that Xie Jiusi's eyes had never moved away from him.
Gu Shi was stupefied for a moment, and after a while, he whispered, "Do you believe everything I say?"
Xie Jiu didn't even think about it: "Yes."
Gu Shi looked away as if he had been stabbed, his heart was beating like a crazy deer trying to break through the barrier and get out.
Xie Jiusi was puzzled: "Why are you blushing again?"
Gu Shi pursed his lips: "No."
Xie Jiusi retorted: "Yes, it's red."
Gu Shi: "..."
This old monster really doesn't know how to read people's faces!
Xie Jiusi emphasized: "It's really popular."
"Shut up, you!" Gu Shi said loudly, quite embarrassed.
Xie Jiusi was taken aback by the yelling and closed his mouth.
Gu Shi buried his head and walked forward, saw the shadow of the office building in the distance, and quickened his pace.
Xie Jiusi remained unhurried, and followed Gu Shi without missing a step.
Gu Shi asked in a muffled voice, "Are you going to the office too?"
Xie Jiusi nodded: "There are also people coming for an interview today."
"Oh." Gu Shi looked down at his toes, feeling that his conscience was being tortured by Ling Chi.
If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have fooled Xie Jiusi. Now that I'm riding a tiger, why the hell didn't I keep my mouth shut!
Gu Shi regretted it, and regretted it!
Those damned money, it's all my fault for stealing my pure heart and bright eyes!
no solution anymore.
It seems that the only way to repay this trust is to work hard!
Gu Shi raised his hand and patted his face vigorously, then rubbed frantically.
Xie Jiusi heard two "pops" and saw Gu Shi's confused behavior: "What are you doing?"
"A ritual to increase your strength." Gu Shi said.
"?"
Xie Jiusi looked down at his hands.
There is also this kind of technique?
Seeing that Xie Jiusi seemed to want to do the same thing, Gu Shi hurriedly added: "Human behavior!"
Who knew that Xie Jiusi seemed more interested!
Gu Shi opened his mouth, watched helplessly as Xie Jiusi patted his face, then rubbed his face frantically.
Then he frowned and said to him, "You have been deceived by humans."
Gu Shi: "..."
I am grass.
The great injustice of mankind!
Gu Shi's mind was dizzy, and he felt that he had eight hundred mouths and couldn't explain it clearly.
He didn't explain at all, smashed the pot, and read it expressionlessly: "Ah, is that so? Damn, human beings are so cunning!"
Xie Jiusi felt that something was wrong.
But Gu Shi didn't give him another chance to think, and said before he spoke: "Mr. Xie, I have something to say!"
"Ok?"
"I looked at the account books of our Three Realms Institute. Ah Shan is not a professional accountant. He used to work as a part-time accountant. He just recorded the expenses without making any accounts and statements. It cannot be included in the serious financial accounts."
Xie Jiusi nodded, unable to understand what was wrong.
Li shut up and told Gu Shi that a small part of their start-up capital here was obtained by pawning some antiques, and most of the other was tribute from some little monsters.
The little monsters who have lived up to now basically have some status among human beings. Because of this, the sanatorium was successfully established, and it also got a lot of high-quality customers and the first batch of experienced employees.
Those little monsters would usually send a lot of money to the sanatorium to maintain its operations—mainly to maintain the operation of the Three Realms Institute.
But this money has nothing to do with the gang of old monsters living in the courtyard. The money entered into the account has never been invoiced, and there is no receipt.
Those little monsters didn't dare to find a human being to do the monster's accounts, and they didn't dare to ask them, the old monsters, for these things.
If they didn't ask, if Li shut up, he wouldn't know these things.
The source of income is unknown and would be considered money laundering.
When something goes wrong, everyone from the old monsters living in the Three Realms Court to the little monsters who provided funds will be found out one by one.
Gu Shi explained to Xie Jiusi: "There is a department in human beings called the Taxation Bureau, which specializes in investigating this. Our accounts cannot pass the audit. If this happens, our Three Realms Academy from top to bottom may have to go to prison. one trip."
Xie Jiusi frowned, thinking that humans are really troublesome.
"There is a solution," Gu Shi said.
Xie Jiusi made a gesture of wanting to hear more about it.
Gu Shi showed a sinister smile of a capitalist.
"—let them pay."
Xie Jiusi, an old monster, cannot be judged by common sense.
He can't read the air or read people's faces, his emotional intelligence is erratic, and he basically says whatever he thinks.
From head to tail, from top to bottom, this old monster doesn't have a strand of hair that can be related to emotion.
Gu Shi wanted to speak but stopped, and stopped talking but wanted.
Xie Jiusi found that Gu Shi almost didn't have the words "I have something to say" written on his face.
Xie Jiusi thought: "Do you have something to say?"
"Yes." Gu Shi's face was serious.
Xie Jiusi frowned, and raised his heart: "Say it."
He guessed that something that could make Gu Shi so serious - could it be that something happened to Gu Xiuming?
Xie Jiu thought about it, and cast his divine light on the Cangwu Temple.
Gu Shi took a deep breath: "It's just what you said just now, don't say it to others casually."
Xie Jiusi looked at Cangwu Temple's divine light and stopped abruptly, with a bit of bewilderment on his face: "What?"
"Just...just now..." Gu Shi was a little ashamed to speak, and groaned, "I just...wanted to see what I said."
Xie Jiusi paused slightly: "Is there a problem?"
"...It's not a problem." Gu Shi looked away, and whispered, "It's just that this kind of talk is usually used to flirt between lovers."
Xie Jiusi frowned slightly: "Why?"
ah?Can I still ask why?
Gu Shi was a little numb.
How can I explain to this old monster the things of the world?
Gu Shisi thought about it, and said: "There is no reason, it can be regarded as an unspoken rule of interpersonal communication."
"But we are not human beings." Xie Jiusi corrected Gu Shi, "You and I are both monster races, so there is really no need to pay attention to human rules when we get along."
Gu Shi: Grass.
I didn't mean that!
Gu Shi thought for a long time but couldn't find any suitable reason to refute, and finally closed his eyes and gave up: "You are right!"
Everything the boss says is right.
In the future, I don't think deeply about what Xie Jiusi said, just take it literally, it's not a big problem.
Gu Shi thought very steadily.
Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi who was persuaded by him, and nodded slightly, very satisfied with the result.
The two went down the Three Realms Courtyard all the way, and when they reached the gate of the Three Realms Courtyard, they passed a security booth.
The little brother sitting in the security booth had dark circles almost falling to his apple muscles. His eyes were bloodshot and he was in a trance. He didn't sleep well.
"Oh, by the way, Mr. Xie." Gu Shi remembered what he heard from the security guard at the gate this morning, "Why is our nursing home open to humans?"
"Bai Ze's idea." Xie Jiusi said, "He means that human beings are the masters of the earth now, no more than back then, and more contact with human beings may lead to more news."
Gu Shi thought it was the same, wasn't that how he was hooked?
Gu Shi asked: "Then why does our Three Realms Academy need human patrols at night?"
Xie Jiusi: "Because humans used to climb over the wall and try to steal things."
Gu Shi was taken aback: "Can't the array stop it? There is no such thing as a confusion spell... er, that is, the kind of spell that makes humans who want to get close here lose such thoughts?"
"Yes." Xie Jiusi said, "but it doesn't work."
Gu Shi: "?"
"Humans use this." Xie Jiusi took out the phone, unlocked it, and opened the schedule and memo in the phone with a very unfamiliar operation, "They used this and found something wrong."
Gu Shi: "..."
Grass, I didn't expect this.
The thief was quite organized and planned, and even used the schedule memo in his mobile phone, which killed him.
"The thief entered Qiongqi's courtyard. Qiongqi likes to hate people by nature. He thought the thief's methods were too crude, so he was detained, saying that he wanted to teach a big villain. As a result, within a few days, there were human beings. The police came to the door and said that someone was missing, and found us along the surveillance video."
Gu Shi: "."
Xie Jiusi was a little bit emotional: "Human beings nowadays are quite resourceful."
Gu Shi: "."
Xie Jiusi said: "We don't quite understand these methods yet, so we simply let humans guard against humans."
Gu Shi: "..."
Gu Shi was silent for a long time, thinking that it was not wrong.
It's very scientific to beat magic with magic, and beat humans with humans.
Gu Shi turned his head and glanced at the weak security guard, and said, "Then you'd better not let them hear the voices they shouldn't hear, it's very bad for ordinary humans."
Gu Shi briefly mentioned the rumors he heard today.
Xie Jiusi was thoughtful: "You understand this very well?"
Gu Shi said modestly, "It's okay."
Xie Jiusi nodded: "Then I will listen to you."
Gu Shi paused.
Xie Jiusi turned his head to look at him.
Gu Shi endured it, but couldn't help it: "Mr. Xie, you trust others too easily, what if you are deceived?"
Xie Jiusi was a little confused by Gu Shi's question: "No one will lie to me."
"?" The little liar Gu Shi was full of question marks, "How do you say that?"
Xie Jiusi explained: "Because I am very strong."
Because it is very strong, no one dares to deceive, and the liar cannot afford the consequences.
"..." Gu Shi was silent for a moment, "Then you have never seen someone so courageous."
"Like you?"
Gu Shi's breath stagnates.
Xie Jiusi nodded: "Indeed, you are very courageous."
Gu Shi's eyes darkened.
Grass, what does Xie Jiusi mean by this? !
Did he find out? !Is he trying to fuck me? !
Xie Jiusi thought that this little monster is just brave, and he is not afraid to see him.
"Then did you lie to me?" Xie Jiusi asked.
Gu Shi put on a sullen face, trying to stay calm.
Strictly speaking, he did not deceive Xie Jiusi!
Although he lied at the time, but later the lie became true, so rounding it up he wouldn't count it as a lie!
The more Gu Shi thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and his shoulders, which were slightly shrunk because of guilty conscience, gradually straightened up!
"I do not have it."
Gu Shili is upright!
"Yeah." Xie Jiusi nodded, "Look, even the brave won't lie to me."
"...?"
Is this over?
Gu Shi was stunned.
He couldn't help looking at Xie Jiusi, and when he tilted his head, he bumped into the clear spring.
Only then did Gu Shi realize that Xie Jiusi's eyes had never moved away from him.
Gu Shi was stupefied for a moment, and after a while, he whispered, "Do you believe everything I say?"
Xie Jiu didn't even think about it: "Yes."
Gu Shi looked away as if he had been stabbed, his heart was beating like a crazy deer trying to break through the barrier and get out.
Xie Jiusi was puzzled: "Why are you blushing again?"
Gu Shi pursed his lips: "No."
Xie Jiusi retorted: "Yes, it's red."
Gu Shi: "..."
This old monster really doesn't know how to read people's faces!
Xie Jiusi emphasized: "It's really popular."
"Shut up, you!" Gu Shi said loudly, quite embarrassed.
Xie Jiusi was taken aback by the yelling and closed his mouth.
Gu Shi buried his head and walked forward, saw the shadow of the office building in the distance, and quickened his pace.
Xie Jiusi remained unhurried, and followed Gu Shi without missing a step.
Gu Shi asked in a muffled voice, "Are you going to the office too?"
Xie Jiusi nodded: "There are also people coming for an interview today."
"Oh." Gu Shi looked down at his toes, feeling that his conscience was being tortured by Ling Chi.
If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have fooled Xie Jiusi. Now that I'm riding a tiger, why the hell didn't I keep my mouth shut!
Gu Shi regretted it, and regretted it!
Those damned money, it's all my fault for stealing my pure heart and bright eyes!
no solution anymore.
It seems that the only way to repay this trust is to work hard!
Gu Shi raised his hand and patted his face vigorously, then rubbed frantically.
Xie Jiusi heard two "pops" and saw Gu Shi's confused behavior: "What are you doing?"
"A ritual to increase your strength." Gu Shi said.
"?"
Xie Jiusi looked down at his hands.
There is also this kind of technique?
Seeing that Xie Jiusi seemed to want to do the same thing, Gu Shi hurriedly added: "Human behavior!"
Who knew that Xie Jiusi seemed more interested!
Gu Shi opened his mouth, watched helplessly as Xie Jiusi patted his face, then rubbed his face frantically.
Then he frowned and said to him, "You have been deceived by humans."
Gu Shi: "..."
I am grass.
The great injustice of mankind!
Gu Shi's mind was dizzy, and he felt that he had eight hundred mouths and couldn't explain it clearly.
He didn't explain at all, smashed the pot, and read it expressionlessly: "Ah, is that so? Damn, human beings are so cunning!"
Xie Jiusi felt that something was wrong.
But Gu Shi didn't give him another chance to think, and said before he spoke: "Mr. Xie, I have something to say!"
"Ok?"
"I looked at the account books of our Three Realms Institute. Ah Shan is not a professional accountant. He used to work as a part-time accountant. He just recorded the expenses without making any accounts and statements. It cannot be included in the serious financial accounts."
Xie Jiusi nodded, unable to understand what was wrong.
Li shut up and told Gu Shi that a small part of their start-up capital here was obtained by pawning some antiques, and most of the other was tribute from some little monsters.
The little monsters who have lived up to now basically have some status among human beings. Because of this, the sanatorium was successfully established, and it also got a lot of high-quality customers and the first batch of experienced employees.
Those little monsters would usually send a lot of money to the sanatorium to maintain its operations—mainly to maintain the operation of the Three Realms Institute.
But this money has nothing to do with the gang of old monsters living in the courtyard. The money entered into the account has never been invoiced, and there is no receipt.
Those little monsters didn't dare to find a human being to do the monster's accounts, and they didn't dare to ask them, the old monsters, for these things.
If they didn't ask, if Li shut up, he wouldn't know these things.
The source of income is unknown and would be considered money laundering.
When something goes wrong, everyone from the old monsters living in the Three Realms Court to the little monsters who provided funds will be found out one by one.
Gu Shi explained to Xie Jiusi: "There is a department in human beings called the Taxation Bureau, which specializes in investigating this. Our accounts cannot pass the audit. If this happens, our Three Realms Academy from top to bottom may have to go to prison. one trip."
Xie Jiusi frowned, thinking that humans are really troublesome.
"There is a solution," Gu Shi said.
Xie Jiusi made a gesture of wanting to hear more about it.
Gu Shi showed a sinister smile of a capitalist.
"—let them pay."
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