Three Realms Sanatorium

Xie Jiusi is a person who has never socialized since ancient times.

Although he has lived for a long time, he is in a state that he has heard of but never seen most of the gods and demons.

Whether it's appearance or breath, it's not clear.

Xie Jiusi couldn't know Gu Shi's prototype by relying on this little fluff. This bright yellow hair ball is too ordinary and has no characteristics.

The only clue that Xie Jiusi could draw from this fluff was one and only one—Gu Shi was very young, maybe not even completely out of childhood.

This kind of delicate fluff has a very special feel, which cannot be possessed by adult animals, and the same is true for monsters.

Xie Jiusi couldn't help but rubbed the fluffy fluff again. After a little thought, he took out a confinement bead the size of a thumbnail from the mustard seed, and stuffed the fluff into it.

A small group of pinched fluff fluffed out in the transparent bead, Xie Jiusi looked at the light yellow fluff slowly blooming in the imprisoned bead and floating leisurely, and felt that it looked a bit like the edelweiss ball seen in boutiques.

It's just that his golden edelweiss is much more beautiful and precious.

At least as a token is enough.

When Xie Jiu thought about Gu, he put his dragon scales on his neck. After thinking for a while, he made a small loop with the beads, took a rope and put it on, and put it on.

In this way, he will be the same as Gu Shi.

……

The next day is Monday.

Gu Shi got up early and looked at the mirror for a while, the more he looked, the more angry he became.

Oh shit!

Break off friendship with Xie Jiusi from now on!

Until the hair grows flat!

Gu Shi clenched his fists and angrily left the room to ring the clock.

When he came back, Gu Xiuming had just finished brushing his teeth and was carefully arranging his long beard.

Seeing Gu Shi come back, Gu Xiuming said "Oh shit": "It's so early today? Don't sleep late?"

"Don't sleep anymore!" Gu Shiyang finished answering, and glanced at his head through the glass of the room, feeling more and more unhappy, so he turned his head and went into the kitchen.

Gu Xiuming was a little surprised.

In fact, since Xie Jiusi was willing to pick up Gu Shi to go to work, Gu Shi hasn't gotten up so early for a long time.

He didn't even eat breakfast at home except for striking the clock.

It is very easy for people to learn to be bad. For the past half a month, only Gu Xiuming was still maintaining a robot-like routine, getting up and ringing the clock every day.

Moreover, Gu Shi not only degenerates himself, he also tries to drag Gu Xiuming to degenerate with him - he will go to the cafeteria of the nursing home to bring back breakfast for Gu Xiuming.

If Gu Xiuming hadn't been here for decades, he might not be able to resist the temptation of being a rice bug.

Gu Xiuming looked at Gu Shi who was starting to burn pots and fires in the kitchen, and thought that the Cangwu Temple did not pay attention to those rules and disciplines, and everything was done according to one's heart, otherwise this brat would have been kicked out of the Taoist temple long ago.

However, Gu Xiuming didn't care much about such matters.

When he was young, he didn't like to start early, and he often blamed his seniors.

Gu Xiuming leaned against the kitchen door: "Do you also eat breakfast at home?"

Gu Shiying, staring at the pot as it boiled dry, added oil to stir-fry.

Gu Xiuming looked at the posture of waving the spatula, as if he was killing his father and enemy with his own hands.

Gu Xiuming's gaze slowly moved to Gu Shi's head, and his gaze involuntarily fixed on the sunken hole in Gu Shi's head.

Gu Shi was exceptionally sharp, he caught Gu Xiuming's gaze as soon as he raised his head, and stared at him: "What are you looking at? What are you looking at!"

Gu Xiuming's old god is here: "I see that your hairstyle is free and unruly, and you are at the forefront of fashion."

Gu Shi made a "stab" sound with the spatula in his hand, and it was rare to experience Gu Xiuming's feelings when he was sloppy in the past.

Want to shark people, want to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors.

Gu Xiuming raised his hand, stroked his long beard, and shook his head: "Actually, I think Xie Jiusi was merciful. Look, he didn't even leave a hole on your head to become the Mediterranean Sea. You still have a chance to make up for it at a diagonal position. .”

"Oh." Gu Shi put on a smile, finished his breakfast under Gu Xiuming's all-round ambiguity, stared at Gu Xiu's long beard while eating noodles, and thought badly.

He decided to cut off the beard of the smelly old man Baby Xixi who even needed conditioner in the middle of the night.

Gu Xiuming paused when he raised his chopsticks, feeling the coolness behind him.

He frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

He will go to make a guess later to see which fool wants to harm him.

The two master and apprentice finished their meal with hippie smiles and their own plans. Gu Shi took a peaked cap and put it on, trotted all the way out of the mountain gate, got off the trail, and jumped into the minibus that had just arrived without missing a second.

After washing the dishes, Gu Xiuming made some calculations at home, and when he realized that his life was not in danger, he immediately put the pot of the coldness on Gu Shi's head.

He collected the hexagram, tossed it again, then looked at the hexagram, and decided to cut a hole in the other half of Gu Shi's head in the middle of the night to match the hole Xie Jiusi made.

When Gu Shi got into the car, he sneezed. He raised his hand and rubbed his nose. He didn't take it seriously, but found that his usual special seat was occupied.

Zhongshan's maple is red.

Early in the morning, the minibus was already full of people.

The conductor lady is working part-time as a tour guide, so she casually introduced Gu Shi who just got on the bus.

Those who get up early in the morning to look at the mountains are either full of energy or forced to do nothing.

Those who were forced to be helpless are mostly asleep now, and the rest are full of energy. As soon as they heard the introduction, they chatted chatteringly.

Gu Shi was in a bad mood, but he didn't vent his anger either.

He was not a shy one, so he simply sat down on the wooden board in front of the minibus door and began to satisfy people's curiosity.

People have similar doubts about Taoist priests, monks, etc. Most of them are asked by some Taoist priests, do they eat meat, do they pay attention, and there are also some hearsay metaphysics.

It's like when a classmate from Inner Mongolia is transferred to the class, he always wonders if he rides a horse to school.

Gu Shi is familiar with these issues, and he simply and neatly denies the unreliable metaphysical gossip.

There was a young couple sitting behind the car, and the girl asked curiously, "Little Daoist Gu, do those things really exist in this world?"

Gu Shi is very honest in this kind of matter, he simply nodded: "Yes."

We discussed it in the car.

"Responding to the call, we don't promote feudal superstition. From a scientific point of view, people are another form of life, no different from cats and dogs. They don't eat people, and they are even [-]% afraid of people. As long as you Or counting up to three generations, no big villains have emerged, and generally they cannot be recruited."

Gu Shi took the opportunity to solicit business for his family: "If there is anything that can't be solved, you can come to Cangwu Temple to find me. Although my family's Taoist temple is very broken, I still have some skills, and I'm pretty good at cooking. Don't come Consuming incense can also be used as farmhouse fun.”

The people in the car laughed and said they had never seen such a smoky Taoist priest.

Gu Shi said it was because you had seen too little.

"Why is Daoist Gu wearing a hat?"

Gu Shi paused, and pressed the brim of his hat: "Because my head is cold."

"Then why don't you wear Taoist robes?"

"Because I have to go to work." Gu Shi pointed to the nursing home that he could vaguely see, "The Taoist business is in a downturn, so I can only go out and find a new way to support my family."

The tourists laughed again.

Gu Shi didn't mind giving others a laugh about himself, and when he arrived at the station, he advertised his Taoist temple again, and then jumped out of the car.

Gu Shi clocked in and got on the elevator. As soon as he got out of the elevator room, he was startled by a large group of people squatting at the door of his office.

This group of gods and demons failed to get news from Xie Jiusi last night, and they still had their own things in mind, and they waited at the door of Gu Shi's office before dawn.

It's too boring to wait and do nothing, so I started gathering people to fight.

Gu Shi didn't know where these old monsters learned to smoke. When he arrived, the entire corridor was dark and silent, filled with smoke.

Gu Shi stopped in his tracks, and his first reaction was that the quality of the smoke alarms in this corridor was not up to standard.

Then he looked at the group of old monsters and hesitated: "Are you...?"

A group of people who heard his voice looked over in unison.

They were not noisy, even very quiet, even the sensor lights in the corridor were not on, only the early winter sunlight from the window at the end of the corridor came in, the light was thin and shaky.

Even if he was as bold as Gu Shi, he couldn't help being scared by the picture of the underworld and took three steps back.

He couldn't help touching his hand to make sure it was still warm.

Scaring his father to death, Gu Shi raised his hand and pressed the brim of his hat.

Thinking that there was some supernatural event where the soul left the body and even went directly to the underworld, I almost opened my mouth and shouted Xie Jiusi.

Fortunately, I was brave and didn't shout, otherwise I would be ashamed.

He's still in a cold war with Xie Jiusi—although it's probably one-sided!

But that was also the Cold War.

A real man will never bow his head first!

Di Ting sat on the side, listening to Gu Shi's inner movement, smelling the smell of melon.

But before he had time to ask, Li shut up and squeezed him aside.

Li shut up and rubbed against Gu Shi's side: "Gu Shi is here, good morning!"

"Morning, what are you doing?"

As Gu Shi asked, he opened the door of the office and let a group of people in.

The gods and demons who had been waiting for a long time filed in. Fortunately, the office is big, otherwise this group of people would not be able to squeeze in.

A group of gods and demons huddled into the office, grabbing the sofa, and sitting on the floor. After entering the office, it was much more lively than before, and they began to chat with each other. This time, Gu Shi will give They came as a surprise too.

——In their concept, Gu Shi is the helper Bai Ze found.Since Bai Ze asked for it by name, it must be extraordinary.

Not long after Gu Shi came here, in order to support Bai Ze's ideas, he drasticly improved their relationship with human beings, and easily obtained the location of Bi Fang's Huo Jing and Di Liu Ye, which just proved that he is extraordinary. .

So this extraordinary helper will definitely surprise them this time!

Gu Shi didn't know anything about how optimistic the hands-out party was towards him.

He was the last to open the windows at the end of the corridor to ventilate the smoke.

Then he took a deep breath, walked into the office, looked at the crowded people in the office, and knocked on the door: "Come here early in the morning, tell me your purpose?"

"Oh, we want to see what you and Xie Jiusi have gained from going out this time." Di Ting replied.

"?" Gu Shi was puzzled, "What harvest? Didn't he bring you Diliuye?"

Di Ting was taken aback for a moment: "Is there anything else besides Emperor Liujiang?"

Gu Shi was also taken aback for a moment: "Isn't this trip just for the emperor's blood? What else do you want?"

All the old monsters in the office stared wide-eyed: "Shouldn't it?"

Gu Shi:? ? ?

Why shouldn't it be? ?

Li shut up and tugged on Gu Shi's sleeve: "There should be other things besides Emperor Liuzhi? Look, for example..." He pointed to Taotie who was sitting on the sofa, "For example, Ah Zhao's mustard seeds?"

Gu Shi: "This is really not there."

Li shut up showing disappointment, let go of Gu Shi's sleeve, and ran to the sofa to comfort Taotie.

Although Taotie doesn't seem to need comfort.

There were sighs all around.

Li shut up and sighed especially loudly.

"..." Seeing their reactions like this, Gu Shi wondered if he really missed some small detail and didn't notice it.

"Wait a minute, let me recall."

A group of old monsters suddenly became energetic and looked forward to it again.

Gu Shi began to think hard.

For half a month, he was eating, drinking and having fun outside with Xie Jiusi every day, but he gained two catties without doing much business.

Just like that, what can he do?Did he lose the two pounds of meat he grew?

He only gained two catties and he had to restrain himself. He knew that he would walk [-] steps before going to bed every day. Take a ten.

Gu Shi began to recall.

Gu Shi recalled the weird specialties he ate along the way.

Gu Shi: Abba aba aba.

Listening Truth: "...Don't name the dishes in your head, think of something meaningful!"

"..." Gu Shi turned his head and glanced at Di Ting quietly, "Don't look at my mind if it's nothing."

Di heard: "Brother, this is instinct."

"Look again, I will memorize little yellow texts in my head every day from now on."

Ting Ting thought to himself, is there such a good thing?

Then I have to watch it every day.

Di Ting paused for a moment, and said, "How can you be so mean? Brother, you are too polite."

Gu Shi:?

Di Ting felt very satisfied: "A good man will have a safe life."

Gu Shi:?

Grass?

Little brother, you seem to be wrong!

Di Ting felt that he would not need to climb over the wall to find resources in the future, which is really fucking wonderful.

He was very happy, and reminded Gu Shi: "Think about the things that have nothing to do with human beings during the half month you went out."

Gu Shi pondered for a moment, then slapped his forehead!

I learned to ride a wild horse on the prairie!

Xie Jiusi taught it.

Although it was a wild horse, it was as cute as a little quail in front of Xie Jiusi.

Listen to: "..."

"Didn't make you think about that!"

"This has nothing to do with human beings!" Gu Shi complained in a low voice, "What's the rush, I'll think about it again."

Listening to the truth, Gu Shi had Xie Jiusi on the left and Xie Jiusi on the right, and began to regret giving Gu Shi an idea.

Although when it comes to things that have nothing to do with human beings, there is nothing wrong with immediately thinking of Xie Jiusi, but this is not as good as reporting the name of the dish.

Di Ting looked at Gu Shi's neck with complicated eyes.

Gu Shi put on a coat, but he could clearly see Gu Shi's mind and heard that the dragon scale necklace given by Xie Jiusi was hanging on Gu Shi's neck.

Di Ting is really not interested in the experience of these two exchanging tokens.

When he looked at Gu, in a trance, he seemed to see Li Shuzui chattering Azhao, Azhao, and Azhao in his heart and mouth.

Di Ting couldn't help turning his head and glanced at Li to shut up.

Li Shuzui was squatting with Taotie in the dark, when he noticed Di Ting's gaze, a question mark slowly appeared above his head.

Di Ting quickly looked away before Li shut up and uttered the first syllable, and when he looked at Gu again, his teeth were sore again.

Gu Shi didn't say anything at the moment, his heart was full of Xie Jiusi, and it was half a catty to shut up with Li.

Gu Shi didn't know what Di Ting heard and what he was thinking.

He was still thinking about the special events that happened during this time along the timeline.

Buying lottery tickets shouldn't count.

Besides buying lottery tickets...

"Oh! I see!" Gu Shi patted his thigh.

A group of gods and demons raised their heads in an instant, stretching their necks like garden eels, looking forward to it, hoping that Gu Shi's eyes would fall on him, and then magically take out their stolen things and return them back.

But they were disappointed.

"A classmate of mine came to me before and said that her niece had fallen into an evil spirit. I asked Xie Jiusi, and Xie Jiusi said that it happened to be the Chaos you were looking for."

Gu Shi felt that this was actually something related to human beings, but half of them were not.

He wasn't quite sure if it would work, but he said it anyway.

Gu Shi asked: "Is this a big deal? If not, I really can't think of anything else!"

The gods and demons gasped, the entire office was silent, even Li Shut up was so shocked that he forgot to speak.

After listening to it, I was stupid.

But Gu Shi's brain is quicker than his mouth, and he was the first one to finish listening. As soon as Gu Shi finished speaking, he quickly came back to his senses: "It's a big deal! It's a big deal! The most important thing! Where is k? What's his state? Specifically What's the situation?"

"Are you so concerned about others?" Gu Shi looked at Di Ting in surprise, "I don't know the details. I heard that Xie Jiusi said that he was crazy, and he kept scolding God Pangu, saying that he would kill him for revenge or something?"

Di Ting's heart skipped a beat.

You listen you listen!

Tangtang Chaos is already crazy, and he keeps saying that he wants revenge, so murderous!

He didn't come here to destroy the world, he just twisted his head off and kicked it like a ball!

The other gods and demons were also restless, but at this moment they couldn't make up their minds.

Di Ting's eyes turned black, and he had already begun to think about how he would die more happily.

He is just a mere civilian beast, unlike the group of fierce fighters, he will not resist, presumably the God of Chaos will not make things difficult for him, just kick his four claws on the spot without suffering unnecessary pain , which works perfectly.

Di Ting turned his head and glanced at the group of fighters. As the only beast with a fairly flexible mind, he was exhausted physically and mentally, and felt that he had aged a hundred thousand years in an instant.

Why isn't Bai Ze here at this time?

If Bai Ze was here, he wouldn't have to endure all this alone.

He can even be like a bunch of idiots who like to fight when they don't do their shit, and be a pendant who only knows how to say nothing.

When Di Ting asked the consultant: "Where is K now?"

Gu Shi looked at Di Ting's worried expression, and interpreted the restlessness of the gods and demons as worry and uneasiness—the last time they discovered that the Golden Crow might be in danger, they were all like this too!

It's just that their reaction this time was much stronger than when they speculated that something might happen to Jinwu.

It seems that the popularity of Chaos is very good, otherwise it would not be like this.

Gu Shi felt that these old monsters were quite humane.

He comforted him and said, "You don't have to worry too much, if there are no accidents, we will see you the day after tomorrow."

Di Ting's eyes went dark, and he died on the spot.