Three Realms Sanatorium

Gu Shi's crazily dancing movements suddenly stopped.

Xie Jiusi stood at the door, paused for a moment, and asked slowly, "Is this... your new hobby?"

Gu Shi is a little cracked.

He was awkward in place, feeling that his toes had dug out a Tower of Babylon on the floor, and he didn't know how to answer the question for a while.

Xie Jiusi vaguely sensed Gu Shi's embarrassment, he paused for a moment, walked in, closed the door, and comforted, "No one else knows."

Gu Shi:?

You are someone else too, thank you.

Gu Shi put down his hands, sat down on the sofa, hugged the pillow, and once again refused to look at and talk to Xie Jiusi.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi who refused to communicate, feeling a little distressed.

What should I do if my friend is particularly shy?

This is a knowledge blind spot that Xie Jiusi has never been exposed to. He had no friends at all before, let alone a certain type of friends.

For the first time, Xie Jiusi felt what it was like to be "at a loss".

He pondered for a moment, and simply followed suit. He sat on the sofa opposite Gu Shi, hugged a pillow in his arms, stared at Gu Shi without blinking, thought for a while, and decided to search the Internet for what to do. .

Then he saw someone replied: Don't bring up the topic that makes him feel shy, and he can get back on track!

Xie Jiusi's expression became solemn, and he felt that it made sense.

He looked at Gu Shi carefully again, and found that the only thing about Gu Shi that was different from before was the peaked cap on his head.

Oh, this hat was bought by Gu Shi when he passed by a boutique before going home last night.

Xie Jiu thought deeply, and thought for a while: "This hat suits you very well."

Gu Shi:? ? ?

Is Xie Jiusi mocking me?

Gu Shi asked himself, and felt that Xie Jiusi's language skills might not have reached this level.

Seeing that Gu Shi still didn't move, Xie Jiusi was even more distressed.

Failed to change the subject?

He sighed in his heart, clicked on the answer, and continued to scroll down.

He saw the second highly praised answer and said: Then just praise him until he is not shy, desensitization treatment!

Xie Jiusi felt that it made sense again.

It's just that Xie Jiusi is really unfamiliar with this business. He looked at Gu Shi for a long time, but he couldn't think of how to praise him.

"I was thinking how to praise you." Xie Jiusi simply said what was on his mind, "But I found that you seem to be full of strengths."

Gu Shi was shocked.

Grass?

Where did this brother find this earthy love story, it's so hot to my weak little ears!

Gu Shi was so embarrassed that he deducted one hundred thousand terracotta warriors and a Qin Emperor's Mausoleum on the floor, and hugged the pillow in his hand even tighter.

Xie Jiusi found that Gu Shi was still indifferent.

He gave another thumbs up to the answer with the second highest praise, sighed, and continued to scroll down.

Then he saw the third hot comment: Part of the shyness is due to low self-esteem. At this time, just hug him gently and be with him!

Xie Jiusi felt that it made sense again.

He stood up, and just as he took a step in Gu Shi's direction, Gu Shi, who had hidden his face behind the pillow, poked his head out vigilantly.

Xie Jiusi paused and stopped.

Gu Shi squinted his eyes, looked at Xie Jiusi who was standing opposite him, and thought to himself, what does this brother want to do?

Xie Jiusi looked calm and asked, "Do you need a hug?"

Gu Shi:? ? ?

Did Xie Jiusi take the wrong medicine today? ?

Or did he finally find out that his sexual orientation was not quite right and wanted to gay me? !

Gu Shi felt that his blood pressure was rising, and the Tianling Gai was about to be blown up.

His whole body was about to split apart, and finally he couldn't help but speak: "What on earth do you want to do?"

When Xie Jiusi saw Gu, he finally spoke to him, and his expression became brighter, "I want to ask if you have any charity and welfare projects that you are more concerned about."

"?" Gu Shi was stunned.

It turned out to be such a serious thing?

That's not impossible to temporarily suspend the breakup.

"...I didn't pay attention to this aspect." Gu Shi said, "But the old man is very concerned about the Shannan Children's Welfare Institute we visited last time."

Xie Jiusi had an impression of this: "Is that where he picked you up?"

Gu Shi nodded.

Xie Jiusi wrote this down and asked again, "There is one more thing."

"You said."

Xie Jiusi pondered for a moment, hesitating whether he should ask or not.

He raised his hand and touched the imprisoning bead that looked like a gilt pendant, thinking that Gu Shi was willing to give him a token, and he probably wouldn't mind telling him the prototype.

Xie Jiusi finally asked, "What is your prototype?"

Gu Shi was a little puzzled, why both of them became curious about my prototype today.

However, Xie Jiusi and Qiongqi have completely different positions in Gu Shi's place.

Gu Shi felt that this was an opportunity, could he take this opportunity to tell what he had always wanted to confess to Xie Jiusi.

He hesitated.

He knows who he is, he doesn't say anything, and what he says is a mess of half-truths and half-false.

Of course, because of this mouth, there are very few friends. Naturally, I have never encountered such a thing as a grinning mouth, and ended up becoming friends with someone who was fooled by him.

Xie Jiusi is so honest, Gu Shizhen has never met such a character who believes everything he says, without any doubts.

He also believed in some jokes, and if Gu Shi didn't notice them for a while, he could believe them and act them out.

It made Gu Shi feel really embarrassed—especially at the beginning.

Gu Shi knew very well that Xie Jiusi's initial attention to him was not because of him, but because he thought he was a monster, and Xie Jiusi had a natural care for the little monster who was also a monster.

Some benevolent and auspicious beasts in the Three Realms Courtyard have this habit.

But from Gu Shi's point of view, he was deceiving Xie Jiusi in the beginning, which he has always cared about.

Gu Shi hesitated for a long time, but still said, "I'm telling the truth?"

Xie Jiusi was surprised: "Of course."

"I don't know my prototype." Gu Shi said.

Xie Jiusi never expected to get such an answer.

He opened his eyes slightly, and his usual calm expression showed a bit of shock.

He confirmed: "Don't know?"

"Yes, I don't know, I have been living with the old man since I can remember, I was too young before I met the old man, I can't remember things clearly, I just remember being cold and hungry, and I always thought I was a human being. "

"..." Xie Jiusi paused for a moment, "You said before..."

"I lied to you before." Gu Shi crossed his legs and looked up at Xie Jiusi who was standing in front of him, "Actually, when you made a deal with the old man, he directly said that I am not human, so I really realized This point, I lied to you before."

Xie Jiusi looked down at Gu Shi and fell silent.

Gu Shi also fell silent.

Gu Shi counted the time, and felt that he lied to Xie Jiusi once, which lasted two months, and Xie Jiusi cut off a bunch of his hair, and it would take at least two months for the hair to grow back, so it was actually even.

Okay, that's logical and fair enough.

Gu Shi hugged the pillow, without the slightest panic after confessing.

It's a foregone conclusion. Anyway, he feels comfortable after speaking. What Xie Jiusi decides is something Xie Jiusi has to consider.

Gu Shili was confident, and looked at the silent Xie Jiusi with his face propped up. He waited for Xie Jiusi's response for a long time but didn't come.

The sofa is so comfortable that his eyelids are about to fight.

Xie Jiusi said slowly: "You..."

Gu Shi woke up in a jerk, and nodded hurriedly: "Yeah, yes, yes, you are right."

While talking in a daze, he raised his hand to touch the corner of his mouth, but he didn't feel any wetness, and immediately relaxed. Then he raised his eyes to look at Xie Jiusi, only to find that Xie Jiusi was staring at him with a little helplessness.

When Gu Shi lied to others and when he confessed, he didn't have any fluctuations in his heart, but now he felt a little bit of guilt.

He patted his face: "I'm sorry I was distracted just now, thank you boss, what did you say?"

Xie Jiusi was honest: "I haven't said anything yet."

Gu Shi blinked: "Oh, then it's about time I woke up."

Xie Jiu thought for a while: "Indeed."

Gu Shi corrected his sitting posture, and helped his hat that had just fallen off because of a doze: "Okay, tell me."

Xie Jiusi expressed the conclusion he had pondered for a long time: "Your prototype should not be very old, but your bloodline should be very strong. Judging from the fuzz refined from your hair, it probably isn't a scale..."

Gu Shi nodded while listening, nodding, feeling as if something was wrong.

"Stop, stop, stop." Gu Shi made a pause gesture.

Xie Jiusi stopped talking, and looked at Gu Shi suspiciously.

"What about other than my prototype?" Gu Shi asked.

Xie Jiusi was a little dazed.

"..." Gu Shi had no choice but to remind, "It's just me lying to you."

"Oh." Xie Jiusi was stunned, "To me, that's not a deception."

Gu Shi: "?"

"You confessed, so you didn't cheat me." Xie Jiusi said, "And judging from the results, I didn't lose anything, and you didn't cause any bad consequences either."

Gu Shi scratched his head: "Can it still be calculated like this?"

"I think it's possible." Xie Jiusi felt that this was not a problem. Compared with this, it was more important to think about what Gu Shi's prototype was.

Gu Shi hugged the pillow, leaned on the sofa, and looked up at Xie Jiusi who was analyzing seriously.

Xie Jiusi's seriously analyzed words entered his left ear and floated out of his right ear. After going through his brain, he didn't remember a single word.

Gu Shi cooperated with Xie Jiusi's serious expression, and his expression was also very dignified, but what he was thinking about was that Xie Jiusi is so easy to deceive, if he doesn't pay attention, he is the second braggadocio!

Thinking about it carefully, Xie Jiusi is much richer and more powerful than Kuafu!

The value of a Xie Jiusi is at least comparable to hundreds of Kuafu, and there may even be a tragic story of "Xie Jiusi and Yilong were deceived, and the Sanjieyuan was implicated and fell into the water".

God!This is too scary!

Gu Shi looked worried, and couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and bought a set of "Guide to Anti-Fraud for the Elderly", which will be circulated throughout the Three Realms Academy when it arrives.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi's frowning face, and paused: "What's wrong?"

Gu Shi took care of Xie Jiusi's mood, and didn't say that he thought Xie Jiusi was too easy to deceive.

But he didn't listen to what Xie Jiusi said just now, and recalled it, anyway, it helped him eliminate a lot of long-winded speeches without a precise answer.

Gu Shisi thought about it, and finally sacrificed himself with tears in his eyes.

He raised his hand and touched his head, and said sadly, "I'm just wondering when my fur will grow back. It's so ugly to be stuck like this."

Xie Jiusi was slightly taken aback, he suddenly remembered that Bai Ze went to play in the mortal world for a while, and was shaved bald by the mischievous young emperor of human beings, so he had been depressed for hundreds of years.

A scaly monster like Xie Jiusi never understood why those fluffy guys cared so much about their own hair, but what happened to Bai Ze Yuyu for hundreds of years had actually happened.

Xie Jiusi finally understood that Gu Shi was not shy before, but angry.

Xie Jiusi: "..."

Ah this.

Xie Jiusi looked at Gu Shi who was touching his head through the hat and sighed, and pursed his lips: "Sorry."

Gu Shi was taken aback, then turned to look at Xie Jiusi.

He wanted Xie Jiusi to apologize for his hair before, but now that he really apologized, Gu Shi felt weak again.

"It's not a big deal!" Gu Shi waved his hand, completely forgetting that he had said that he would never hand over Xie Jiusi's hair to grow back a few hours ago. He was very generous, "What is the relationship between us! Don't take it to heart!"

When Xie Jiusi heard Gu Shi's words, he couldn't help jumping up in joy.

No matter how many times, Xie Jiusi would be happy to hear Gu Shi affirm their intimacy.

His tone became a little lighter: "There is still too little information about your prototype, but what is certain is that you have enough physical fitness to compete with me, and you are very lucky. It should be auspicious. beast."

Gu Shi: That seems pretty cool.

"Wait a minute." Gu Shi paused, and quickly discovered the blind spot: "Lucky?"

Xie Jiusi nodded, and was about to say that the recent achievements and changes of the Three Realms Academy all originated from the strong luck brought by Gu Shi, when Gu Shi's expression froze instantly.

Gu Shi dug his hand directly into the pillow, sprayed out a pile of goose down, and his whole body gradually cracked in the fluttering feathers: "So I won the lottery, right?"

Xie Jiu thought for a moment, not knowing whether to admit it or deny it.

His reaction was no different than an admission.

Gu Shi's eyes were straightened, and he didn't dare to ask how much he had won. His first reaction was to quickly close the Huabei borrower and unbind the bank card, and then put all his savings balance into the fixed term.

Xie Jiusi was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"Prevent myself from illegal operations." Gu Shi said, "I'm afraid I can't control myself to buy lottery tickets and empty out the prize pool, and the cause and effect will all be on you. This is not appropriate."

Gu Shi is too clear about himself, he just has the mentality of an ordinary citizen.

Just grab someone on the side of the road and tell him that you will win the lottery this time. At least half of the ten people will try their luck.

Especially when Gu Shi is short of money right now.

His mind was already fighting.

On the one hand, he said that repairing the Taoist temple requires a lot of money, and it would be better to get the lottery money in one step, so as not to let the old man die without waiting for the Cangwu Temple to be repaired; The money obtained by karma on other people's heads is called ill-gotten wealth, and the old man will be unhappy if he finds out.

Chirp quack chirp quack.

Gu Shi picked at the broken pillow, the velvet inside was flying all over the sky, tangled to death.

Xie Jiusi didn't know Gu Shi's thoughts, he watched Gu Shi's expression changing, and simply asked, "What's your problem?"

"No."

Gu Shi looked up at Xie Jiusi, took a deep breath, patted his face, and decided to stop thinking about it for now.

The old man is limited to 89 years old.

At worst, wait until the old man is 88, and if he hasn't saved enough money, then discuss with Xie Jiusi about buying lottery tickets.

The method is always more difficult than it is.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not in a hurry about the prototype, it doesn't matter if I don't know."

Gu Shi started to chase people away, and remembered that Gu Xiu at home would wander around every day and not do business. He didn't even know that he was so embarrassing for the smelly old man, and suddenly he had evil thoughts again.

He told Xie Jiusi very wickedly: "Also, I think the old man is quite free recently, you should assign him some tasks."

Xie Jiusi nodded: "That's what I think about, but after I get in touch with Chaos."

The appearance of Chaos was an accident, and without Chaos, which is independent of the Three Realms and Six Paths, there should be traces of the gang who plotted against them.

This is the moment for Gu Xiuming to play a role!

When Gu Shi heard this, he was immediately satisfied, and even hummed a song when he got off work.

Gu Shi hummed a song and cleaned up his desk, called Xie Jiusi, and was sent home by the mountain god.

The three of them met in the Shanmen Hall.

Gu Shi stared at Gu Xiuming's long beard with a playful smile.

Gu Xiuming stared at Gu Shi's head with malicious intentions.

Xie Jiusi, who sent Gu Shi home, looked at this and that, always feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't taste it.

Before dawn the next day, Xie Jiusi was awakened by two soaring murderous aura rising from Cangwu Temple.

Xie Jiusi hurriedly cast his divine light over, and at a glance, he saw Gu Shi and Gu Xiuming, master and apprentice, each holding a firewood stick, confronting each other in their yard.

Xie Jiusi fixed his eyes and realized something was wrong.

The pit above Gu Shi's head changed from one to two, one on the left and one on the right, which was extremely symmetrical.

The edge of Gu Xiuming's long beard was cut into a wavy shape, which looked a little bit worse than a dog chewing on it.

The master and the apprentice faced each other, their eyes were about to split, and they were ready for a life-and-death duel.

Xie Jiusi: "..."