Three Realms Sanatorium

Gu Shi almost laughed out loud.

But he held back very professionally.

Ah Shan immediately erected his vigilant antenna, and asked Gu Shi: "You just wanted to laugh, didn't you? You just laughed! Let me tell you, don't be too happy, it will be your job from now on!"

Gu Shi nodded.

Indeed, that would be his job from now on.

Kuafu standing at the door slammed the wooden stick in his hand on the ground: "Shut up, Li!"

"Why are you so loud! Don't call me by my first name!"

Kuafu looked at Ah Shan, moved under the loose sleeves, and crawled out of two yellow snakes meanderingly, spit out the letter to Ah Shan.

Ah Shan closed his mouth in an instant, and hid behind Gu Shi, humming and chirping.

Only then did Gu Shi realize that the long golden earrings hanging on Kuafu's ears were also made of two thin yellow snakes.

Gu Shi looked at the four snakes for two seconds, looked away, and looked up at Kuafu: "Hi, I'm the new accountant, Gu Shi."

Kuafu nodded slightly, as a greeting, and then went straight to the topic: "Money."

Gu Shi didn't nod, but asked, "Sorry, can you let me hand over work first?"

Kuafu frowned a little bit. With his tall and burly body and his gloomy face, he looked very scary.

Ah Shan shrank behind Gu Shi again, wishing he could form a ball.

But if he doesn't care about the time, he will be bold.

Kuafu asked, "How long will it take?"

Gu Shi thought for a while: "Come this afternoon."

Kuafu nodded, turned and left.

Ah Shan poked his head out from behind Gu Shi, and looked towards the door in shock: "Is he leaving now?"

"Then what else?" Gu Shi walked behind the desk and turned on the computer.

"Ah, he just left? Huh??" Ah Shan was still in shock, and then he was so wronged to death, "I refused to give him money and he beat me! He even set a snake to bite me! He even hung me on a tree! Why didn't he Hang you on a tree?! How could he be the only one hanging on a tree!!"

Gu Shi:?

What's the matter with you monster?Still want someone else to be hung on a tree with you?

You have a flawed mind.

"You are too timid." Gu Shi asked for the power-on password, turned on the computer, and said, "Besides, I didn't refuse to give him money, I just asked him to come back in the afternoon."

Ashan's eyes widened, and he slapped the table, very excited: "Are you going to continue to pay him? No way, Gu Shi, let me tell you, there are no divine beasts or monsters that can attract wealth in our courtyard. If things go on like this, our hospital will go bankrupt within half a year, and you, who are in charge of finances, will definitely have big troubles! You haven't seen those..."

Gu Shi's brain was buzzing because of Ashanzi'er wow.

"Shut up!"

"..." Ah Shan got stuck for a long time, pursed his mouth, felt aggrieved, and tears were about to fall, "You, why are you attacking me?"

Gu Shi: ...

Ah this.

Gu Shi: "I haven't."

Ah Shan sniffed: "Really?"

Gu Shi sincerely: "Really."

"I do not believe."

"?"

Gu Shi still wanted to explain, but he changed his mind and felt that if this conversation continued, it would be a weird endless loop.

Gu Shi simply gave up: "Then you believe it or not."

Ash was stunned.

Damn, what a ruthless man.

"Gu Shi, you don't have a date, do you?"

Gu Shi: "?"

what to do?

Dog attack is not it?

Seeing Gu Shi's expression, Ah Shan was instantly satisfied, his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer hurting, and he didn't feel wronged when he was murdered!

He reminded: "You really don't want to give money to Kuafu anymore, even if he hangs you on a tree!"

"Although I didn't refuse to give him the money, I didn't agree to it either." Gu Shi said, he dug out the accounts that Ah Shan had made before, and began to read.

"Not to him?"

"Definitely not for him." After Gu Shi finished speaking, he asked, "How long has Kuafu been awake?"

"Half a year." Ah Shan replied.

Gu Shi nodded, with a score in his mind.

He asked again: "You said earlier that those people followed Kuafu to find Xie Jiu... What happened to Mr. Xie?"

"The purpose of those people is not our boss, but our boss's fire."

Gu Shi wondered: "Hold the fire?"

What the hell is this?

"Yeah, our boss is Zhuyin, you know that? 'Holding the essence of fire in the mouth, the candle shines on the shadows of the nine shades, so it's called candleyin'." Ah Shan said shaking his head, "You don't know, the fire holding is very powerful. Well, even a place like the Underworld can illuminate it, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the sun of the underworld.”

Gu Shi really didn't know this.

There was no way, when the old man gave him this kind of theoretical class, eleven out of ten classes were fish for fish.

"Have you heard the story of Kuafu chasing the sun? He refused to accept it after waking up, but it was dark at that time and he couldn't catch the sun, so he went straight to Zhong Shan."

Ash said, sighing.

"We all know about this matter. Those people followed Kuafu, and our boss's fire was stolen. Otherwise, why would Kuafu stay here obediently? It's not because he is sorry for our boss, otherwise he would have already Go chasing the sun, and have another intense suicide.”

Gu Shi nodded and stopped asking.

He still remembered that he had fooled Xie Jiusi, so he had to help him to pay off the debt.

After get off work today, he will ask the old man.

Gu Xiuming definitely knew something, even if he didn't know it before, when he went back and said it, Gu Xiuming did the calculations again, he should know it.

Ah Shan shouted unwillingly, "Gu Shi."

Gu Shi: "?"

"How are you going to deal with Kuafu?"

Ashan rubbed his hands together and pricked up his little ears to eavesdrop!

"Oh, I'm going to encourage him to earn his own money."

As Gu Shi spoke, the ledger in his hand slowly turned over a page.

joke.

In terms of being stingy, who the hell can compare to Gu Xiuming!

Since I, Gu Shi, was young, I have heard from Gu Xiuming that there are eight thousand reasons for not giving pocket money and not buying meat.

Isn't it easy to deal with Kuafu, an old antique who has only been in touch with modern society for half a year?

Lunch is eaten in the cafeteria.

It was completely different from the empty scene in the morning. The cafeteria was not as lively as Xie Jiusi. Humans and monsters got along unexpectedly harmoniously before.

Ashan followed Gu Shi step by step, for fear that if he was not careful, Gu Shi would run away, and he would not be able to see Kuafu's good show.

Gu Shi held the dinner plate, and there was no trace of vegetables on the plate.

He gnawed on the steak, and asked Ah Shan, who was next to him with a plate full of vegetables: "Won't Mr. Xie come to eat with you?"

Ah Shan grunted and ate grass, and almost didn't bring it up when he heard this: "Don't tell ghost stories while eating."

Gu Shi: "."

After Gu Shi finished his meal, he returned to the office building with a small tail. As soon as he got out of the elevator, he saw Kuafu standing at the door of the office.

The old man was still the same as he saw in the morning, and when he saw the two of them, he went straight to the topic; "money."

Gu Shi brushed the door open: "Please come in."

Kuafu walked into the office and sat on the sofa.

Ashan slipped in and sat at another desk.

Gu Shi made a cup of tea for Kuafu: "I have read about your situation, you are asking for money to find your..."

"Apocalypse." Kuafu said seriously.

Gu Shi: "."

Gu Shi paused for a moment, and tried very hard to hold back the question of whether Kuafu had watched ○Shadow Ninja.

"Do you know where she is?" Gu Shi asked.

Kuafu was silent.

"Name? Age? Photo?"

Kuafu remained silent.

"I don't have any information, it's very difficult for me." Gu Shi sighed, and before Kuafu could speak, he added, "I don't even know how much I should give you."

Kuafu will do this question.

He said, "Three million."

Gu Shi: "?"

"She said that her father owed gambling debts, and the debt collectors came to the door. They needed 20 yuan, and it was urgent."

Gu Shi and Ashan are on the same grass.

These ladies have a big appetite!

Oh no, maybe it's not the sisters.

"Then does she know that you don't have a job?" Gu Shi asked.

"Work?" Kuafu frowned, "Why do I have to work?"

"Eh?" Gu Shi opened his eyes very exaggeratedly, "Don't you know? Modern women look down on men who don't want to make progress. If you let her know that you don't have a job and rely on others for money, you will be very disappointed. .”

Kuafu remembered that when she was chatting, she always asked him about his career, and he was shaken for a moment.

"I have a little immature suggestion." Gu Shi said.

Kuafu nodded: "Say."

"I think you should think about finding a job." Gu Shi said sincerely, "Girls today are different from before. They are all independent and self-reliant. If there is a partner who can work together and make progress together, they will be very happy." happy."

Kuafu pondered.

Gu Shi held the tea without blinking: "Considering that you don't understand modern human society, I've already chosen the direction of work for you."

Kuafu looked at him.

Gu Shi grinned: "You can move bricks. I've inquired about it. It's very easy for you. You can earn more than 1 yuan a month in City B, and 20 yuan will only take less than two years. You will have it soon." .”

Two years, to the ancient humans and monsters who are thousands of years old, is just a flick of a finger.

But it's different for modern humans.

Gu Shi understands, but Kuafu certainly doesn't.

"You can share more about your work status and mood with your girl. If she knows that you are working hard for her, she will be very happy, and maybe she will take the initiative to come to you."

Kuafu hesitated: "Really?"

"Really, I promise with ten of my ex-girlfriends!" Maternal solo Gu Shi said nonsense without batting an eyelid, with a look of loneliness on his face, "I let them down because I didn't work hard enough. Yes, it's all my fault."

Kuafu looked at Gu Shi's disappointed look, pursed his lips slightly, got up and patted Gu Shi's shoulder, comforting: "It's okay."

Gu Shi forced a smile.

"I understand." Kuafu nodded to Gu Shi, "I will think about it."

After he finished speaking, leaning on a wooden stick, he strode out of the office.

Ah Shan stared at Gu Shi dumbfounded, and stood up and applauded quickly in the next second: "Awesome brother!"

"Generally average."

Since I am sitting in this position, I have to be responsible to the end.

Gu Shi slowly and reservedly put down the teacup in his hand, his tail almost raised to the sky.

He felt that his business ability was simply amazing!

Too much!

Ah Shan thought while applauding wildly.

Gu Shi actually had ten ex-girlfriends!

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