Don't worry about my house collapsing today
Chapter 34 Love Master
It's no secret among the members that Jiang Yijian's laugh point is low. He often laughs kekeke by himself, and he can't stop laughing.
Sometimes Jiang Yunzhe didn't know what he did or said something funny, Jiang Yijian would just lie on the floor laughing, which gave him the illusion that he was very humorous.
The more you know, the more you will know, Jiang Yijian just has a low point of laughter, even if Pu Zhi scratches his eyebrows, he can laugh for a long time.
The members talked a lot about it on the show, and also about the fact that mmo was so loud on the show pd202.
This is true, both Jiang Yijian and Yin Zhisheng belong to the mmo company, and both of them are very good at talking, and their chatter has reached a certain level.
When Jiang Yoonzhe first met Jiang Yijian, he felt that this brother was very enthusiastic, always chatting with you, and getting closer to you.
It was later discovered that he just likes to chat with people, and basically he chatted with all the contestants.
When WannaOne formed a group, another Yoon Ji-sung was added to the team, and this brother is also very good at speaking.
Jiang Yunzhe listened to the descriptions of the members, the corners of his mouth were always raised, and he exaggerated a little on the basis of the facts, and it was really funny when he said it.
Especially when he was described by Ong Seong Wu, this brother is especially suitable for variety shows, and his words are very funny. Kang Yoong Chul thinks being funny is also a talent, and Ong Seong Woo is very good.
Jiang Yijian was already lying on the table laughing, just because Zhi made his usual coughing sound, and then the brother burst into tears.
It's like eating Xuanmai, you can't stop at all.
"Actually, in the Chaozui club, it is very important to conquer women's hearts."
"But these relatives are very young, have they all had girlfriends?" Chi Shizhen said.
"I don't know if you have any experience in love." Liu Zaishi also said.
"If you have experience in love, please raise your hand."
Jiang Yunzhe had an expression on his face that this matter has nothing to do with me, his biological age is still young, how can he have a career in dating?
"To be honest, it would be strange to say that there has never been a relationship in this era." Chi Shizhen whispered a devil.
Yoon Ji Sung first admitted, "I'm already 27, it would be strange if I said I haven't been in a relationship."
What's so strange, then he just wants to be single for the rest of his life, and he has lived in the mission world for so long, and he has always remained single.
Everyone looked at each other, and then raised their hands one after another. Except for Jiang Yunzhe, the other five raised their hands.
Jiang Yunzhe doesn't find it strange that other people have been in love, but Park Zhi, who is only one year older than himself, why has he already been in love?
All five people raised their hands, only Jiang Yunzhe did not raise his hand, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Yong Zhexi, haven't you been in a relationship yet?" Liu Zaishi asked.
"Yeah." Jiang Yunzhe nodded.
"It's fake, how could a handsome guy like you have never been in a relationship? There must have been a lot of people chasing you when you were in school." The other MCs looked in disbelief.
"No, my popularity is only average." Jiang Yunzhe waved his hand, if he said that he could receive love letters and chocolates every day, wouldn't that be showing off.
[Fake, I am in the same school as Yoon Philosophy, he is a famous figure in the school, girls who like him can line up from the classroom to the playground. 】
【Ordinary Jiang Yunzhe?Sorry, I don't believe it! 】
[I'm Jiang Yoon-cheol's elementary school classmate, and he was very popular when he was in elementary school. 】
After the show was broadcast, a large number of Jiang Yunzhe's classmates from kindergarten jumped out and slapped him in the face. Then his student photos from childhood to adulthood were all posted. He really looked good since he was a child, and the longer he was, the better.
But so many students jumped out, and no one said that Jiang Yoon Chul had been in love, so it can be seen that his statement that he had never been in love was true.
The fans are not happy, but when they think of other girls who have been their idol's girlfriend, they feel depressed.
And Jiang Yunzhe, a child who is completely clean in love, is simply too likable.
These happy fans still don't know that after 40 or [-] years, they start to worry about whether their idol is still single. There are so many beautiful little brothers and sisters in the entertainment industry, but none of them are interested?
At this time, everyone naturally didn't know what would happen decades later, and Jiang Yunzhe didn't know what would happen after the show was broadcast.
At this time, the MCs attacked him one after another, "I'm lying, I've heard about it, there are many fans of you in your school."
Liu Jae-shik said that he went to tutor WannaOne. As WannaOne's c-position and the most popular member, he has the most information about Kang Yoon-chul, so he also knows the most.
"I think falling in love is a waste of my own time. I am interested in many things, and these things take up a lot of my energy. I don't think falling in love will give me such happiness."
Jiang Yunzhe said this very seriously, this is his true thought.
As soon as his words came out, not only the MCs, but also Jiang Yijian and the others were all surprised and speechless.
Don't teenagers of this age yearn for love very much?And Jiang Yoon-cheol doesn't seem to want to fall in love at all, is this a non-marriage advocate?
No, non-marriageists don't even want to talk about love, they just don't want to get married, but Kang Yoon-cheol doesn't even want to talk about love.
And from his words, it can be heard that either he has suffered some emotional injuries, or he is simply not interested in dating.
"As long as you feel happy, it's fine, but with Yoon Chul's face, it's a waste not to fall in love." Liu Zaishi looked regretful, if he could have such a face, he would have been very popular when he was young.
"My clouds won't feel sorry." Jiang Yunzhe's fans are called cloud, which means cloud, because there is a word yun in his name, which sounds the same as cloud.
There shouldn't be any gossip about Kang Yoon-cheol, so the MC focused on the other members.
"I heard that Jiang Yijian is the type to confess first." Chi Shizhen looked at Jiang Yijian.
"I'm the type to confess first." Jiang Yijian admitted directly. "Aren't the men in Busan very dull, but I am more affectionate."
"How did you do it?" Park Xiuhong asked curiously.
"When I'm eating, I keep eating, and then my girlfriend may say that it's delicious here, and I want to come here to eat more often in the future." Jiang Yijian said while doing the motion of eating with his hands, "At this time, I will laugh For a moment, say that I can eat with you forever!"
Jiang Yunzhe felt that his hands and feet couldn't help curling up. What kind of greasy speech is this.
I didn't expect Jiang Yijian to be in love with such a style of painting, I feel that he is very good at flirting with girls.
He was a little worried, they were going to start playing songs soon, and they would see a lot of girl group members on the singing stage. With Jiang Yijian's eagerness to move, can he really hold back from falling in love?
Although he knew that he shouldn't worry about it, Jiang Yoonzhe couldn't help but worry.
Everything they have now is because of their high popularity, that is, because fans can have such a high position as soon as they debut. If their relationship is exposed, a lot of them will immediately lose their fans.
Because WannaOne is a limited group, everyone has only worked together for a year and a half. In fact, if one member falls in love, it will not affect the other members, but it will be a big blow to the career of the person in love.
However, he doesn't need to worry about things that haven't happened in the future. He has his own way of life, and even if what he expected happens, he can't do anything.
Jiang Yijian's speech was not only Jiang Yunzhe showing a nasty expression, but other members also frowned.
The nasty protagonist was not affected at all, and he happily talked about another thing he used to get along with his girlfriend.
"I heard that this movie is very good, and the time is suitable for my relatives, but I just want to watch it with you."
Jiang Yijian said with a very proud expression. It seems that the result was very good when he finished speaking, and his girlfriend should be very happy.
And Jiang Yunzhe quickly shook his hands, as if he could shake off the oil.
Yoon Ji Sung's hands were already curled up like chicken paws, and the other members looked like they didn't want to know this person.
"Does Jiang Yijian like the older ones or the younger ones?" The host then asked, feeling that Jiang Yijian's love experience is very rich, and there are many gossips to dig out.
"At the beginning of the year, my ideal type was someone worthy of my study."
Why do I like Jiang Yoon-cheol so much, because although he is young, he is a very respectable younger brother.
Of course, Jiang Yijian didn't have any thoughts on Jiang Yunzhe beyond friendship. He was a strong-willed person in his bones, and Jiang Yunzhe's vocal strength convinced him.
"I heard that if you have a girlfriend, do you have a nickname you want to call?" Liu Zaishi was trying to pull back.
What Jiang Yijian said was too happy, and it might hurt the hearts of fans, so he asked a hypothetical question, reminding fans that this is just Jiang Yijian's imagination, not real.
"Women are small and have small hands, so I want to call them small!"
"I heard that if you are in love, you will even wear shoes for your girlfriend." Liu Zaishi said with emotion on his face, feeling that there is no way to save him, Jiang Yijian himself revealed too much to the program team.
"Well, falling in love means helping the other party do what she can do by herself." Jiang Yijian said with a smile.
This powerful ability to tease girls is really amazing.Jiang Yunzhe has already respected Jiang Yijian in his heart, seeing his beaming face, he really wants to fall in love.
Then this brother also used his hands to show how to help his girlfriend put on boots, that is, he used his fingers as shoehorns so that his girlfriend could put them on.
Several other members who have been in a relationship also expressed their respect, they will not fall in love to this level at all.
How could they think of helping their girlfriends put on their shoes? They thought that helping their girlfriends tie their shoelaces was already very considerate.
The author has something to say: Ah, I originally wanted to save this chapter, but accidentally clicked on publish, so everyone should treat it as an update, celebrating the 100th anniversary of the founding of the party~
~感谢在2021-07-0112:27:29~2021-07-0120:22:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 saury;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of water; 1 bottle of blue sky in July;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Sometimes Jiang Yunzhe didn't know what he did or said something funny, Jiang Yijian would just lie on the floor laughing, which gave him the illusion that he was very humorous.
The more you know, the more you will know, Jiang Yijian just has a low point of laughter, even if Pu Zhi scratches his eyebrows, he can laugh for a long time.
The members talked a lot about it on the show, and also about the fact that mmo was so loud on the show pd202.
This is true, both Jiang Yijian and Yin Zhisheng belong to the mmo company, and both of them are very good at talking, and their chatter has reached a certain level.
When Jiang Yoonzhe first met Jiang Yijian, he felt that this brother was very enthusiastic, always chatting with you, and getting closer to you.
It was later discovered that he just likes to chat with people, and basically he chatted with all the contestants.
When WannaOne formed a group, another Yoon Ji-sung was added to the team, and this brother is also very good at speaking.
Jiang Yunzhe listened to the descriptions of the members, the corners of his mouth were always raised, and he exaggerated a little on the basis of the facts, and it was really funny when he said it.
Especially when he was described by Ong Seong Wu, this brother is especially suitable for variety shows, and his words are very funny. Kang Yoong Chul thinks being funny is also a talent, and Ong Seong Woo is very good.
Jiang Yijian was already lying on the table laughing, just because Zhi made his usual coughing sound, and then the brother burst into tears.
It's like eating Xuanmai, you can't stop at all.
"Actually, in the Chaozui club, it is very important to conquer women's hearts."
"But these relatives are very young, have they all had girlfriends?" Chi Shizhen said.
"I don't know if you have any experience in love." Liu Zaishi also said.
"If you have experience in love, please raise your hand."
Jiang Yunzhe had an expression on his face that this matter has nothing to do with me, his biological age is still young, how can he have a career in dating?
"To be honest, it would be strange to say that there has never been a relationship in this era." Chi Shizhen whispered a devil.
Yoon Ji Sung first admitted, "I'm already 27, it would be strange if I said I haven't been in a relationship."
What's so strange, then he just wants to be single for the rest of his life, and he has lived in the mission world for so long, and he has always remained single.
Everyone looked at each other, and then raised their hands one after another. Except for Jiang Yunzhe, the other five raised their hands.
Jiang Yunzhe doesn't find it strange that other people have been in love, but Park Zhi, who is only one year older than himself, why has he already been in love?
All five people raised their hands, only Jiang Yunzhe did not raise his hand, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Yong Zhexi, haven't you been in a relationship yet?" Liu Zaishi asked.
"Yeah." Jiang Yunzhe nodded.
"It's fake, how could a handsome guy like you have never been in a relationship? There must have been a lot of people chasing you when you were in school." The other MCs looked in disbelief.
"No, my popularity is only average." Jiang Yunzhe waved his hand, if he said that he could receive love letters and chocolates every day, wouldn't that be showing off.
[Fake, I am in the same school as Yoon Philosophy, he is a famous figure in the school, girls who like him can line up from the classroom to the playground. 】
【Ordinary Jiang Yunzhe?Sorry, I don't believe it! 】
[I'm Jiang Yoon-cheol's elementary school classmate, and he was very popular when he was in elementary school. 】
After the show was broadcast, a large number of Jiang Yunzhe's classmates from kindergarten jumped out and slapped him in the face. Then his student photos from childhood to adulthood were all posted. He really looked good since he was a child, and the longer he was, the better.
But so many students jumped out, and no one said that Jiang Yoon Chul had been in love, so it can be seen that his statement that he had never been in love was true.
The fans are not happy, but when they think of other girls who have been their idol's girlfriend, they feel depressed.
And Jiang Yunzhe, a child who is completely clean in love, is simply too likable.
These happy fans still don't know that after 40 or [-] years, they start to worry about whether their idol is still single. There are so many beautiful little brothers and sisters in the entertainment industry, but none of them are interested?
At this time, everyone naturally didn't know what would happen decades later, and Jiang Yunzhe didn't know what would happen after the show was broadcast.
At this time, the MCs attacked him one after another, "I'm lying, I've heard about it, there are many fans of you in your school."
Liu Jae-shik said that he went to tutor WannaOne. As WannaOne's c-position and the most popular member, he has the most information about Kang Yoon-chul, so he also knows the most.
"I think falling in love is a waste of my own time. I am interested in many things, and these things take up a lot of my energy. I don't think falling in love will give me such happiness."
Jiang Yunzhe said this very seriously, this is his true thought.
As soon as his words came out, not only the MCs, but also Jiang Yijian and the others were all surprised and speechless.
Don't teenagers of this age yearn for love very much?And Jiang Yoon-cheol doesn't seem to want to fall in love at all, is this a non-marriage advocate?
No, non-marriageists don't even want to talk about love, they just don't want to get married, but Kang Yoon-cheol doesn't even want to talk about love.
And from his words, it can be heard that either he has suffered some emotional injuries, or he is simply not interested in dating.
"As long as you feel happy, it's fine, but with Yoon Chul's face, it's a waste not to fall in love." Liu Zaishi looked regretful, if he could have such a face, he would have been very popular when he was young.
"My clouds won't feel sorry." Jiang Yunzhe's fans are called cloud, which means cloud, because there is a word yun in his name, which sounds the same as cloud.
There shouldn't be any gossip about Kang Yoon-cheol, so the MC focused on the other members.
"I heard that Jiang Yijian is the type to confess first." Chi Shizhen looked at Jiang Yijian.
"I'm the type to confess first." Jiang Yijian admitted directly. "Aren't the men in Busan very dull, but I am more affectionate."
"How did you do it?" Park Xiuhong asked curiously.
"When I'm eating, I keep eating, and then my girlfriend may say that it's delicious here, and I want to come here to eat more often in the future." Jiang Yijian said while doing the motion of eating with his hands, "At this time, I will laugh For a moment, say that I can eat with you forever!"
Jiang Yunzhe felt that his hands and feet couldn't help curling up. What kind of greasy speech is this.
I didn't expect Jiang Yijian to be in love with such a style of painting, I feel that he is very good at flirting with girls.
He was a little worried, they were going to start playing songs soon, and they would see a lot of girl group members on the singing stage. With Jiang Yijian's eagerness to move, can he really hold back from falling in love?
Although he knew that he shouldn't worry about it, Jiang Yoonzhe couldn't help but worry.
Everything they have now is because of their high popularity, that is, because fans can have such a high position as soon as they debut. If their relationship is exposed, a lot of them will immediately lose their fans.
Because WannaOne is a limited group, everyone has only worked together for a year and a half. In fact, if one member falls in love, it will not affect the other members, but it will be a big blow to the career of the person in love.
However, he doesn't need to worry about things that haven't happened in the future. He has his own way of life, and even if what he expected happens, he can't do anything.
Jiang Yijian's speech was not only Jiang Yunzhe showing a nasty expression, but other members also frowned.
The nasty protagonist was not affected at all, and he happily talked about another thing he used to get along with his girlfriend.
"I heard that this movie is very good, and the time is suitable for my relatives, but I just want to watch it with you."
Jiang Yijian said with a very proud expression. It seems that the result was very good when he finished speaking, and his girlfriend should be very happy.
And Jiang Yunzhe quickly shook his hands, as if he could shake off the oil.
Yoon Ji Sung's hands were already curled up like chicken paws, and the other members looked like they didn't want to know this person.
"Does Jiang Yijian like the older ones or the younger ones?" The host then asked, feeling that Jiang Yijian's love experience is very rich, and there are many gossips to dig out.
"At the beginning of the year, my ideal type was someone worthy of my study."
Why do I like Jiang Yoon-cheol so much, because although he is young, he is a very respectable younger brother.
Of course, Jiang Yijian didn't have any thoughts on Jiang Yunzhe beyond friendship. He was a strong-willed person in his bones, and Jiang Yunzhe's vocal strength convinced him.
"I heard that if you have a girlfriend, do you have a nickname you want to call?" Liu Zaishi was trying to pull back.
What Jiang Yijian said was too happy, and it might hurt the hearts of fans, so he asked a hypothetical question, reminding fans that this is just Jiang Yijian's imagination, not real.
"Women are small and have small hands, so I want to call them small!"
"I heard that if you are in love, you will even wear shoes for your girlfriend." Liu Zaishi said with emotion on his face, feeling that there is no way to save him, Jiang Yijian himself revealed too much to the program team.
"Well, falling in love means helping the other party do what she can do by herself." Jiang Yijian said with a smile.
This powerful ability to tease girls is really amazing.Jiang Yunzhe has already respected Jiang Yijian in his heart, seeing his beaming face, he really wants to fall in love.
Then this brother also used his hands to show how to help his girlfriend put on boots, that is, he used his fingers as shoehorns so that his girlfriend could put them on.
Several other members who have been in a relationship also expressed their respect, they will not fall in love to this level at all.
How could they think of helping their girlfriends put on their shoes? They thought that helping their girlfriends tie their shoelaces was already very considerate.
The author has something to say: Ah, I originally wanted to save this chapter, but accidentally clicked on publish, so everyone should treat it as an update, celebrating the 100th anniversary of the founding of the party~
~感谢在2021-07-0112:27:29~2021-07-0120:22:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 saury;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of water; 1 bottle of blue sky in July;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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