kiss without getting pregnant

"Despite the constraints of the world, but seek endless pleasure."

Chen Ye's mother chewed these two sentences repeatedly with a smile, and praised meaningfully: "That's really good."

Chen Ye leaned against the back of the chair and moved his fingers calmly.

In the game of sending blessings, after an acrostic poem broke out on the table in late summer, there were not many people who were strong and purely funny, and most of the people in the back were unwilling to come out to embarrass themselves—no wonder they were too cowardly, You don’t have much ink in your stomach, but when you find that the jokes you’ve racked your brains to come up with are no match for other people’s half a sentence, no matter how stubborn you are in this situation, it’s meaningless.

Even though they are wild and unrestrained in their daily life, they always have a little self-knowledge in life.

In this game, they won the game in the end of summer, and there was another table after that, "Chen Ye is handsome, handsome and awesome. Happy birthday, energetic day and night. Happy life, fun will come knocking on the door" nonsense , Chenggong and Yan's younger brother, the glasses man, scored 6 points side by side, and both of them ranked No.3.

Fortunately, the host knew how to watch, and he didn't insist on deciding No.3. He immediately clapped his hands and said, "The top three won't be punished, so the four winning teams can watch the whole process."

There were eighteen tables in the audience, except for the winning four tables, plus Chen Ye's main table, there were thirteen other tables that were punished, and those tables with men and women sitting there were fine, and the boys stepped forward immediately; Occasionally, there were two tables full of girls, and they shied away from each other, causing the host to look up and sigh: "Beauties, it's just a small game, I'll save the first kiss and first hug for you, don't be afraid, okay. "

Chen Ye's mother was happy to add fuel to the flames and mobilize the atmosphere. She pushed Chen Ye and said, "You also go out to play."

Chen Ye: "..."

Really mother?

Chen Ye complained in his heart, and he pushed his chair away obediently and stood up. Immediately, someone shouted at his friends and booed: "Boss Chen is going to end himself, I want to join the game too, so don't grab my spot!"

Now, the game team that has been instigated continues to grow. It was originally planned that 13 people would play together, but now there are already 20+ people waiting.

The host originally planned to draw 13 people from different tables with obvious boundaries between friends circles to play a couples group game, and the isolated person will accept the big adventure game.But now, the host has counted the number of people. Including Chen Ye, there are 26 people in total. The host is flexible and temporarily changed his mind: "The number of people is a bit too much, why don't we come to a new game."

The host continued: "Before the opening, we distributed a card to everyone. When the game of "counting numbers and flipping cards" will be played, the children who roll their names must be careful. I can inform you in advance. The person named will not necessarily be cheated by the person named."

Hearing this, someone below laughed loudly and said: "Host, teach me, the person who is calling the roll, how to play so that he can fool himself?"

If you cheat yourself, isn't your IQ in a hurry?

The host smiled and said: "Let me remind everyone that most people at the scene were given pure number cards, and some of them got cards with scratches on the front. Those cards have their own special skills. This The game is an idea contributed by Ms. Chen Miaomiao who is present, and it is exclusively released and patented."

Fuck you can still play like this!

The cards that had been forgotten by everyone were turned out again. Those who found that their cards had scratches had secretly poked and scratched their skills; Exclaimed: "Damn it, what a godly skill!"

Zhang Wenshuo was lucky this time. When he saw that there was a scratch on the card, he immediately scratched it off excitedly—he was next door, and the four bold and bold words [good luck] flashed his eyes.

In contrast, although Wang Jiabao's card was not scratched, he remained calm.Wang Jiabao leisurely shook the champagne under the quilt, looked up and saw that Xia Mo hadn't confirmed the cards, and couldn't help asking: "Squad leader, what's on your cards?"

Xia Mo smiled sideways and said, "Nothing."

Chen Xi "hehe" smiled and covered the cards, and mysteriously spread them out for Xia Mo next door, and said, "Look, the five-star card is a magic skill."

At the end of Xia glanced at it, there were four words on the card: [Rebound Skill]

No wonder the host said just now that the person who named the person who wanted to cheat others might be cheated by the other party.

Shen Sizhe and Chen Nan didn't have any scratches on the playing cards, they just sat, looking at other people as nervous and anxious as scratching lottery tickets, each with rich expressions, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, one of them was quite a lot.

For example, Jiang Chengtao, as soon as he scraped off the coating, he kept saying "Fuck" two or three times. People who didn't know thought he had acquired some magical skills, but he was the only one who wanted to cry.

Chen Xi leaned over to take a look, then slapped the table and laughed.

Jiang Chengtao's card also had four bold words on it: [Punishment doubled]

The host reserved 1 minute for everyone to confirm their own cards, and then made a sound to bring the scene of the crowd howling and swearing back to the right track.The host said loudly: "The 26 guests participating in the game, please get ready. The rules of the game are as follows. The 26 people first form two circles inside and outside, and stand at intervals between the gaps. Starting from the people in the inner circle, count backwards from the number 100. Counting. Every time you report to a multiple of 8 - if the total number is within the range of 26, you need to pile up the corresponding total number of people; if it exceeds the range of 26, for example, the number 64 is a multiple of 8, and there are only 26 people participating in the game , then 6+4=10, which means 10 people need to hug each other."

"Every ordinary player represents the number '1', and Chen Ye himself can switch between the three values ​​'0', '1', and '2' at will. In the game, the few players eliminated in each round Players use finger-guessing to determine the final object to be punished by the game. The person who is eliminated draws a big adventure card to accept the punishment. After he is punished, he can open an additional big gift bag - a random number from 0 to 137 , the person whose number plate is called will also draw a big adventure and accept punishment.”

"After each round of punishment, the game starts again, and the number is still counted from 100. The multiples of 8 that have already passed a round of the game will not be punished."

The rules of the game were too long, and Chen Ye's mother and the others who were waiting to watch the show couldn't wait to say: "Hurry up and start the game, and listen to the host's explanation while playing. After playing for a while, you will understand the rules of the game."

The host got the order, and immediately said: "Everyone, stand up, count down for tens of seconds, and start immediately."

The people sitting below all looked at the group of people participating in the game with great interest.

Chen Ye stood absent-mindedly on the outer circle, looking like he was hanging on. He was not afraid that no one would hang him, but he was afraid that everyone would rush to hug him.

Start counting backwards from the inner circle, "100", "99", ..., in the first round of the game, everyone was always full of energy, and when it was reported to "96", everyone was in a commotion, men and women all He rushed towards Chen Ye's position.

Chen Ye didn't take the game seriously at first, but as soon as the "96" report was over, everyone jumped on him in response, and Chen Ye's instinctive reaction was to run away.

The scene was too cruel, the painting style of handsome guys and beautiful girls suddenly changed suddenly, and everyone watching the show below laughed so hard that they all shed a handful of bitter tears for Chen Ye.

The reported number is 96, 9+6=15.

No matter how fast Chen Ye ran, he couldn't escape the siege of the crowd, and suddenly the field became a lot of people entangled together.

Xu Kezhang, an international student who had met with them at the end of Xia just now, was also on the field. He took the lead in hugging Chen Ye, and then a few more carefree girls and a dozen boys hugged together, and the outermost boys were busy hugging and squeezing The people next to him were so busy that they were exhausted physically and mentally.

Zhang Wenshuo laughed so hard off the court, he said "tsk tsk" to Xia Mo twice, "Boss is really... so popular."

At the end of Xia, the corners of his mouth were raised, but he just smiled and didn't speak.Looking at the crowd above, Xia Mo frowned slightly.Chen Ye was submerged in the crowd, Xia Mo was worried that everyone would hurt Chen Ye by mistake.

The host came out in time and stabilized the crowd and said: "Okay, okay, let's make up the number of 15 with Chen Ye as the center, and the peripheral ones are counted as out—hey, hey, the outermost brother, no matter how good the relationship between you two brothers is." Don't hug anymore."

Almost all the people off the court couldn't help laughing.

After the host counted the number of people, Chen Ye was rescued. He gasped helplessly, took the host's microphone and said, "I think I have to quit the game. Change the rules of the game, and report the number to the one that is a multiple of 8." People, let’s play together with him as the center.”

This time, everyone did not make things difficult for Chen Ye, and expressed their understanding.

Chen Ye used the number "0" in this round, so among the 26 people, including Chen Ye, 16 people won temporarily, and the remaining 10 people started guessing fists, 6 people who used fists in the first round won, and 3 people who played scissors in the second round won , it turned out that the one who was out in the first round was actually a girl.She reluctantly drew a card from the stack of big adventure cards in the host's hand. The host didn't show her the content of the card, and turned it over to everyone.

[Big Adventure: Writing on the butt. 】

The boys at the scene applauded thunderously, and the faces of the girls on the field were flushed.

The host held back a smile embarrassedly, and said, "Beauty, the words required to be written are still the six words 'Happy Birthday Chen Ye'."

The girl has waist-length curly hair, big eyes and small face, and a pink plush lady dress, which is very bright and charming.

Naturally, she is willing to gamble and admit defeat when playing games, and the girl is not twitchy. Fortunately, she is covered in the skirt, and the outline of her buttocks is not very obvious. She covers her face with her hands, and her back is facing everyone. The six words were twisted in the howling of wolves.

The applause was thunderous again, and it was all boys who applauded.

After the girl accepted the punishment, the host went on to say: "You can randomly click a number between 0-137, and the holder of the number card you clicked will also draw a big adventure card. But you You have to be steady, because the number plate you clicked may have special skills."

There was another boy howling: "Beauty, I am number 103, beauty~"

The girl was not affected by the people below, so she thought for a while and said, "Then number 59."

The host turned around and asked, "Where is No. 59, No. 59."

The number 59 who was called was also a girl. She walked all the way to the front amidst the booing of the boys. The girl's short hair curled up to her shoulders, she was clean and neat, playful and cute.

The host said with emotion: "Today is the boys' welfare giveaway, beauties please draw cards."

The short-haired girl simply took the top card and flopped it to the host.

[Great Adventure: The flop rolls a number plate at the scene, and the two players kiss each other. 】

This set of big adventure cards is evolved with reference to ordinary big adventure games, and is specially prepared for tonight's game.

The host took the microphone and said, "Beauty, what special skills are on your number plate, and the skills will be activated automatically when the card is flipped."

The short-haired, playful girl hooked her fingers at the long-haired beauty who had turned over her brand just now, and at the same time, smiled and showed her number plate.

The host glanced at it, smiled and explained to everyone: "The skill on the number plate is [Difficulty and Difficulty], when the licensee is called and punished, the person who is called will also be dragged into the water to accept the punishment—just right , the punishment of the big adventure requires two participants."

The goddess with long curly hair walked over helplessly, and the playful girl with short hair went straight up and held up the goddess' chin, kissing her mouth to mouth.

The boys off the court booed happily.

After the kiss, when the short-haired girl let go of the goddess, she sucked another mouthful on her face.

Chen also looked at the side and smiled, and said, "Oh no, Yan Nan, Junying probably has a crush on you."

Yan Nan is the name of the goddess, while Junying is the girl with short hair.

The host came out to answer the question: "Chen also asked to withdraw from the next round of the game, or let the handsome beauty replace Chen Ye, and continue to stay on the court to play the game."

Chen Ye patted Junying on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Behave well."

The girl named Junying twisted her waist to prepare for a big fight, and exchanged high-fives with Chen Ye who was leaving.

Yan Nan: "..."

Chen also went back to the main table, and the game on the field continued.

Everyone stood up, and the second round of the game started again.The host asked Yan Nan's next person to randomly count backwards from the number 80.The first person shouted "80", but there were still many people on the scene who didn't react. The few people standing next to the boy who reported the number reacted very quickly, and they all rushed over at once.

8+0 is still equal to 8, 8 people get together and form a group, and the rest of the players who regained their senses also follow suit.

There were a total of 26 people on the field, divided into three groups and hugged together, and the remaining two boys who reacted slowly were excluded, and no circle could accommodate them.

The two boys guessed the game, and the winner was determined in one round, and the boy with slightly curly hair was immediately defeated.

The game is decided quickly, and the big adventure card that the curly-haired boy draws is [Use the sexiest pose to tease the person closest to you. 】

The person closest to him now, apart from the host holding a pile of cards, should be another boy with curly hair who just won in the boxing game.

The host immediately said that the host is an NPC, and players must have never seen an NPC participating in a battle, right?

Are you right?

That's right.

Fortunately, the curly-haired boy and the boy just now knew each other, so the two of them were not too embarrassed.The curly-haired boy leaned over quickly, put one hand on the other boy's shoulder, and followed him closely.The curly-haired boy stretched out his index finger to lift his chin, and a leg from his lower body was stuck between the opponent's legs.

The audience burst into laughter.

The boy who was partnered with the curly-haired boy had a look of disgust on his face, his body was as stiff as a log, and he was afraid that he would accidentally have intimate contact.

Before the host could speak, the curly-haired boy pushed his partner away first. He squatted on the ground grabbing his hair, feeling disgusted with himself.

The host smiled and said: "Handsome guy, come on, it's your turn to flip the cards."

Hearing the sound, Curly raised his head with sparkling eyes and said, "66."

66 number.

At the same table as Ran Ni, a girl with light brown curly hair stood up.

At the end of Xia, he should have felt gloating, but when he saw the girls at Ran Ni's table, all of whom were pretending to have goddess smiles on their faces, as if they were waiting to meet everyone's attention, Mo Xia had a vague premonition: something was wrong.

The girl flicked her hair and walked slowly to the side of the host. She stretched out her slender and white fingers. The nails she had just done in the morning were very beautiful.She drew a card, coquettishly swayed at the host, let herself take a look at the big adventure card, and then handed the card to the host after confirming.

The host laughed and said, "Seeing that the beauty can still smile so beautifully, I knew this punishment must be too light."

The host flipped through the cards of the big adventure, and then read aloud [Great Adventure: Please choose a person of the opposite sex present, and kiss the other person on the cheek with the consent of the other party. 】

The host smiled at the crowd below and said: "It seems that this beauty came prepared, this punishment is indeed too light, for those who are both lovers present, this punishment is simply to stimulate the single dog, it is a public intimacy It’s a great time for hatred. Then—beauty, please come up with your male ticket for everyone to take a look at.”

Zhang Wenshuo whispered to Xia Mo from below: "If she wants to confess to Chen Ye in public and ask for a kiss, she will really be ashamed and ashamed."

Zhang Wenshuo's words hit the scruples in Xia Mo's heart. The mother of the girl above is obviously someone at the main table. If the girl already has a male ticket, her mother probably wouldn't come here to get involved.Fearing that their mother and daughter wanted to take advantage of the crowd, they decided to show off directly to Chen Ye's mother and son with their necks crossed and said, "My daughter just likes your son's mother-in-law, what should I do?"

If he heard the above sentence, perhaps Chen would refuse without hesitation, but Chen Ye's mother should bother to end it.

Xia Mo and Zhang Wenshuo were definitely not the only ones present here who thought of this.

who knows--

The girl smiled and said to the host: "I haven't shown my number plate yet."

The host took the numbered cards handed to him by the girl, and suddenly realized after just one glance, and asked the people below: "Would you like to guess what her card skills are?"

The curly-haired boy who just ordered the number "66" was eager to try, and said first: "It can't be so 6, can it be [difficulties and equals]?"

Someone shouted below: "I guess it must be [Skill Rebound]."

Immediately, someone joked, "Curly hair, curly hair, it looks like I'm going to die at the hands of a woman tonight."

The host didn't continue to show off, and directly showed the card, saying: "The beauty's skill is [Li Daitao Zombie], the explanation of the skill is as follows - a number is randomly drawn on the spot, and the person who flips the card will be punished instead of the card holder. "

There was a long "oh -" sound from the audience.

It turned out that she had a good card in her hand, so it was no wonder that the beauty was not nervous at all when she was called.

The host said: "Beauty, it's a good card. With one card, you are not afraid of anything. Come on, let's flip other people's cards."

The beauty smiled sweetly, fascinated by the group of half-length animals below, and said, "Let's take number 17."

The most repeated sentence by the host in one night is "XX, where is it?" The meeting will also call out with dedication and enthusiasm: "Where is number 17, and who is number 17."

Xia Mo was pinching the card in his hand, but Zhang Wenshuo who was next to him was also booing: "Who is the 17th, who is the 17th, it is finally not a male-female homosexuality or a female-female relationship. Heterosexuality is a bad idea. Kang is busy." North nose."

Xia Mo broke out in a cold sweat, only blame everyone who was punished just now was too straightforward, went up without hesitation, according to the current situation, it was too late to wait for Zhang Wenshuo and the others to save the scene.Xia Mo's heart was beating like a drum, but on the surface he stood up calmly, and he said helplessly to the confused Zhang Wenshuo: "Number 17 is me."

Zhang Wenshuo's expression immediately petrified: "..."

What was the punishment for the big adventure just now?

The host thoughtfully repeated the punishment above [Great Adventure: Please choose a person of the opposite sex present, and kiss the other person on the cheek with the consent of the other person. 】

Chen Xi, Zhang Wenshuo, Wang Jiabao, and Chen Nan all had stiff faces. Jiang Chengtao and Shen Sizhe also looked embarrassed, but Xia Mo had already stood up first, and it was too late to repent.

but!

Xia Mo didn't know any of the female partners of the opposite sex at the scene.

What to do now!

At the end of Xia's "rescue the scene" team was anxious.

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