Man Xilan
Chapter 1: Big Wedding
With a disappointed expression, he smiled: "You all still have a good time to waste, you can think about it slowly until you understand it."
"Will he wait for me to figure it out?"
"Yes." Hua Jianchu smiled confidently, "You are the first person he brought to see me. I think you should understand the meaning of it."
Shi Shi hesitated, did not speak, and nodded again after a long time.
"Lost~" Hong Cai's delicate voice sounded from downstairs.
Instinctively, he poked his head to look.
Huayu Nong stood downstairs with the gorgeous four beauties, beckoning him to go down.
Hua Jianchu also waved and smiled at Hongcai and the others.
"Miss Jianchu." Hong Cai immediately became nympho, "You are so handsome!"
"Jianchu!" Lu Yan also jumped towards Hua Jianchu with sparkling eyes.
"Go down." Hua Jianchu said hello to the four girls downstairs, and said to Shi: "He is waiting for you."
Shi Shi hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Then, goodbye."
"A day like this, I'm actually quite happy." Hua Jianchu said suddenly. "I'm very happy to have these four girls and Huayu Nong."
Lost in thought for a moment, then nodded seriously: "En."
"In this case, that guy's painstaking efforts are not in vain." Hua Jianchu said with a smile, "You may not have noticed, but he will also smile when he sees you smiling."
He opened his mouth, but said nothing, and went downstairs.
It was almost noon now, and the light in late spring was shining brightly, a bit dazzling, and the people standing downstairs were so visible that people couldn't look directly at it.
He remembered what Hua Jianchu said just now, and unconsciously looked at Hua Yunong and smiled.
Then, he really saw that man was taken aback for a moment, and then he also burst into a beautiful smile.
On the tall tree on the opposite side, thick white flowers are covered in layers like snow, and the singer upstairs is yelling: "The flowers on Moshang bloom, but they can return slowly..."
When I Return, Man Xilan's Part [-]: "囧囧" Children's Day Congratulatory Message
Warm reminder: This episode has nothing to do with the main text. It completely subverts the line... There is no most embarrassing slogan, only more embarrassing. .
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At the very end of the mainland, there is a mountain called Shanligeshan, surrounded by a clear river called Heligehe, and beside the river, there is a small village called Cunligecun.
At the easternmost end of the village, there are two people living a happy and happy life.
One day, Liu Lan came back from the field carrying a hoe, and as soon as she entered the courtyard, she saw Su Qizhi squatting under the big pagoda tree in the courtyard and retching, that painful appearance hit Liu Lan's heart instantly.
Liu Lan strode towards Su Qizhi, held Su Qizhi's face carefully, and asked affectionately: "What's wrong with you? Do you know that I feel so distressed, anxious, and sad for you? Bear all the pain in this world, just for you to get better, so that we can join hands, look at the stars, the moon, the colorful clouds, from poetry to poetry to philosophy of life..."
"What are you doing, what are you doing," one of Su Qi pushed Liu Lan away: "Is it possible to talk well? Just blame my father for insisting on buying some color TV, watching a good person so that he can't even speak It's..."
Liu Lan showed an extremely simple and honest smile: "You don't want to listen?"
Two groups of blushes quickly appeared on the face, Su Qizhi twisted the corner of his clothes, and said shyly: "Yes...I also want to watch the stars, the moon, and the colorful clouds with you. From poetry to poetry to philosophy of life..."
After saying this, Su Qizhi covered his face with his hands, stomped his feet, raised his legs and ran into the room.
Liu Lan looked at Su Qizhi's back and giggled silly.
On the second day, Su Qizhi still retched, on the third day, on the fourth day....
Five days later, Su Qizhi's father, the village chief Su Xuan, came to visit the young couple. When he entered the courtyard, he still saw Su Qizhi squatting under the big locust tree retching.
As the head of the village, his style is naturally different. Seeing his son's suffering, Su Xuan grabbed Liu Lan by the neck: "I handed my son over to you to suffer with you?"
"Father. Father, don't be like this..." Su Qizhi ran over and pushed Su Xuan away: "Brother Lan is always nice to me..."
"Yes, you won't recognize me as a father after you have brother Lan, will you?" Su Xuan couldn't hide his hurt look, "If it wasn't for my mistake at the beginning, how could it be the turn of you two to look at the stars, the moon, and the colorful clouds now?" Poems and poems talk about the philosophy of life..."
Su Qizhi also showed a sad expression when he heard this, and fell into the memories of the past.
If Dad hadn't abandoned himself for the election of the mayor, maybe now...maybe now....
"What are you talking about, what are you talking about..." Liu Lan hugged Su Qizhi and yelled at Su Xuan, "Don't destroy our family happiness..."
"That must be able to destroy it..." Su Xuan sighed: "Well, let my village chief's special doctor come to help see the doctor... Procrastination is not an option..." Su Xuan glanced around Looking at the shabby yard: "No matter how poor life is, you can't delay seeing a doctor..."
The village chief's doctor with a white beard checked Su Qizhi over and over again, and finally came to a conclusion: "Strong man, you have it!"
"What?" Everyone in the room exclaimed in unison.
"What are you arguing about? You still don't believe in my medical skills? Let me tell you, I've been pregnant for two months, and it's a healthy boy..."
"Why is it a boy?" Liu Lan asked the old doctor, "We... actually want a girl..."
The old doctor showed a disdainful expression: "You don't even know that boys and girls are bound to have sons?"
After the old doctor left, the house fell into silence.After a long time, trembling voices came.
"Brother Lan, am I going to be a mother?"
"Am I going to be a father?"
"Father..."
"Damn it..."
"His father..."
"His mother..."
In the evening of the next day, Su Xuan who got the news also rushed over.
Su Xuan with a sad expression took out a cloth bag from his arms and handed it to Su Qizhi: "Here, a gift for the little baby."
Su Qizhi opened the layers of cloth bags, revealing a pink packaging box that she had never seen before.
"Father, what is this?"
"Dot reader." Su Xuan sighed: "I asked someone to bring it back from outside the mountain... It was said on TV that with this device, learning foreign languages is easier, and you don't have to worry about your baby's learning in the future..." "Dad , you are so kind to me..." Su Qizhi was moved and looked at Su Xuan tearfully.
"Stupid boy," Su Xuan sighed, "Who made you my You Lemei?"
"But," Su Qizhi said quietly, "Father, we can never go back."
"I know." Su Xuan looked up at the mouth of the sky at a forty-degree angle, and his tone was full of sadness: "This is God's arrangement... Father is destined to be lonely, father is destined to be lonely... I don't know who in this world understands my loneliness. ..."
Su Xuan sighed and left the small courtyard of Su Qi's house.
Seven months later, Su Qizhi gave birth to a lively, cheerful and cute little boy. The ecstatic Liu Lan named her son Liu Xiaosu.
Since then, the family of three has lived a happy life in each village.
Time to return Man Xilan extra chapter So, then 囧...
In fact, abuse and love are all floating clouds... Only Lei and Jiong are the eternal pursuit and love of the dogtail grass....Foxtail Grass is full of longing, and one day he will be able to create his own Lei Wen style... So, let's go on with embarrassment...
**********I am the dividing line representing 囧囧 with God********
In other words, at the end of the mainland, there is a city called Chengligecheng, and there is a gang in the city called Gangligegang.
This gang is the biggest gang in the whole city and even the country, oh no, it is the biggest gang in the whole world and even the universe.
The head of the gang is called Liu Jiyun, and he has a son named Liu Lan~~~
Oh, Liu Lan is so handsome... The sun and the moon are so handsome, and the handsomeness is frightening... Coupled with the background of the mysterious heir of the gangster, it has attracted the hearts of countless young and beautiful girls... It's a pity, Liu Lan's heart never beats for them.
On this day, at the invitation of the city lord Su Xuan, Liu Lan went to the city lord's mansion to attend a charity dinner.
On the road from Liu's house to the City Lord's Mansion, Liu Lan's admirers laid out a red carpet and scattered various petals. According to incomplete statistics, the participating flowers include: roses, lilies, daisies, jasmine... …
For the complete list, please refer to "The Encyclopedia of Flowers and Plants in the Universe"...
Liu Lan got off the stretched car, swish...turned her head...causing the fans on both sides of the road to scream...
"Young Master Lan, Young Master Lan...we love you..."
"Master Lan, I want to marry you..."
There was a young girl who inadvertently shed nosebleeds when she saw Liu Lan's handsome face.
She reached out and touched it, "Hey, why is it red...why not blue? Why, why?"
"My blood is not blue... let me die..."
And so she died...
Liu Lan looked at the girl's body coldly, as if looking at an ant, her heart like a meteorite couldn't shake a wave.
That's right, Liu Lan is such a cold and heartless person...
Whenever it's cold, he takes out a gang...
He also wipes out a gang whenever it's hot....
Whenever the weather is neither cold nor hot, he also wipes out a gang...
Before dying, every mafia boss who was shot dead by him would say helplessly to Liu Lan, who was like a Shura from hell: "You cruel little thing, what should I do with you?" Lan's face will become extraordinarily ugly!Charm!mad!Hun!
The last thing for those gang bosses in this world is to find out that they are in love with Liu Lan! !Falling in love with Liu Lan who killed them! !
Unfortunately, they are destined to leave the world with this hopeless love...
Oh, this cruel world...
*********This is the dividing line that represents the cruelty of the world********
Liu Lan nodded slightly at the fans, and after bewildering ten more girls, she walked towards the City Lord's Mansion with noble and elegant steps.
On the high steps leading to the City Lord's Mansion, Liu Lan saw a little man sitting there in a daze with a Tuzki doll in his arms.
Oh, is that an angel?
Is this really an angel?
Isn't this an angel?
Liu Lan's long-frozen heart beats...
He found out that he had a crush on this villain!See!bell!Affection!
*********This is the dividing line representing love at first sight********
Liu Lan walked over gently, stretched out her white, slender and particularly sexy fingers to lift up the little man's chin, with a charming smile on his face, and asked softly: "Little man, who are you? "
The little man who was awakened turned his head, looked at the handsome man in front of him, his heart beat wildly, his face was as red as the flowers of Shandandan, and he opened his mouth shyly: "My name is Su Qizhi..."
"Oh, baby~~ My name is Liu Lan." While speaking, Liu Lan changed to another pose that was too sexy.
"Liu Lan!" Su Qizhi suddenly jumped up and backed up when he heard the name, "Mom said you can't play with Liu Lan?"
"Why? Why are you treating me like this?" Liu Lan closed her eyes in pain, feeling a heart-piercing pain.
"Mom said that playing with Liu Lan will have a baby." Su Qizhi hugged Tuzki tightly in his arms, and said innocently.
"Oh..." Liu Lan looked up to the sky and sighed, "The world laughed at me for being too crazy, and I laughed at the world for not being able to see through it..."
After all, a golden light shot out from Liu Lan's eyes.
Straight to the sky....Then it reflects, refracts, diffracts...
Agitated several times between heaven and earth, absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, covered the essence of the five mountains...
This golden light completely sank into Su Qizhi's frail body...
Su Qizhi fell down in response...Liu Lan tightly caught him...
Forty-nine days in seven days... 49 days in a coma...
After Liu Lan killed countless doctors...Su Qizhi was finally diagnosed by a worldly expert, and he was pregnant...
After hearing the news, Liu Lan also passed out happily...
*****I represent the dividing line for Xiaosu who has a baby******
After ten sweet and painful months, Xiao Su finally gave birth to a baby.
This baby was named Su Xiaoliu.
*************I am the dividing line representing the plot preview******
When Liu Xiaosu and Su Xiaoliu crossed gorgeously,
In fact, this is a brother essay, brother essay
The Story of Liu Xiaosu
Firm, persistent, loving Gouxue Wen...firm, persistent, completely subverting the image of Xiao Su and Liu Lan...
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Time is like water, life is like a song.
In a blink of an eye, three years have passed.
The crying baby Liu Xiaosu was already three years old.
Three years can change a lot of things.
For example, Su Xuan, the head of a village in the village, secretly married another wife. For example, on the other side of the mountain, there is a village called Zhuang Li Ge Zhuang who is rising.
But what has not changed is the poverty of Liu Xiaosu's family.
There are [-] families in the village, and Liu Lan's family is the poorest.
Poor, poor...The poor who hear it weep...the one who sees it is sad...
Even the poor can't afford to eat...
Ye Xiaoyuan, the youngest son of the owner of the village, raised two Tibetan mastiffs and walked around with them every day, looking very proud.
But Liu Xiaosu can only afford two old, hairless dogs, and these two dogs are not wanted by other people, so they are too embarrassed to go out to meet people.
The only good thing is that these two old dogs have very domineering names, one is Xuanyuan Gousheng and the other is Huangfu Wangcai.
The faces of the children raised by other people's families are as soft as a piece of bread, white and tender, which makes people like it when they see it.
But Liu Xiaosu was raised with a sallow and thin face, and her small face is almost like a potato.
Regarding this point, fortunately, Liu Xiaosu likes to eat potatoes very much.
Life... is full of joys and sorrows...
That evening, Liu Xiaosu sat under the locust tree in the courtyard, staring at the direction of the door.
Next to his little feet lay two sleepy old dogs.
According to Liu Xiaosu's experience, his father Liu Lan is coming back soon.
Sure enough, after a while, I saw Liu Lan carrying a hoe, humming a little song, but pushing open the courtyard door furtively.
"Little Su," she probed into the yard and saw her son. Liu Lan stretched out her hand to beckon him to her side, and mysteriously handed him the bag in her hand: "Here is our family's dinner today. You go to the kitchen and give it to your mother."
Liu Xiaosu sighed in his heart, it's like this again, it's always like this, this kind of drama is basically repeated every day, there is nothing new about it.
The thing is nothing more than this:
After Liu Xiaosu passed the bag to his mother with short legs.
His mother would kiss him as usual and say, "Good boy."
Then he opened the bag, and in the next second, let out a thunderous roar: "Liu Lan!! Come in for me!!"
His father Liu Lan entered the house in despair.
"Potatoes!! Potatoes again!!" Su Qizhi yelled at Liu Lan, "Eat potatoes every day~~ Our little Su has already become a potato~~"
"Ouch~~" The flustered Liu Lan hugged Su Qizhi: "Dear, beloved, baby~~ Wait until tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely give up the potatoes and get back other vegetables!"
"Tomorrow?" Su Qizhi casually picked up a large rice spoon and greeted Liu Lan's head: "Every time you say it's tomorrow~~What's the result~I still eat potatoes every day~~"
"This time it must count. Tomorrow, just tomorrow, I will definitely buy some meat~~"
'It's too late...' Su Qizhi was suddenly saddened: "It's meaningless to live these days... Let's get a divorce..."
"No!!!!!!!" Liu Lan yelled heart-piercingly: "Qizhi, don't be so cruel to me!!! You know, my heart hurts, hurts, hurts..."
Su Qizhi shed a few tears: "But I can't help it... My heart hurts, it hurts, it hurts... My heart is about to break..."
"Then let my kiss mend your heart..."
Afterwards, Liu Lan pounced on a tiger, and the two of them got entangled, and there was a scene in the kitchen that was not suitable for children.
Liu Xiaosu watched silently for a while, then turned and left.
Interesting?
Is such a day interesting?
Liu Xiaosu leaned on his small arms, looked up at the sky, and fell into deep thought.
Although Liu Xiaosu is only three years old, he can already think about many problems.
Heaven and earth... the universe... life...
Liu Xiaosu let out a long sigh: "That's it, I don't have the mood to care about the things between them... Just let them go... I'm not young, I have to learn to pursue my own happiness..."
"This world is nothingness." Liu Xiaosu sighed: "Just let me go through it."
Then, Liu Xiaosu crossed over...
He came to a strange space, fell off the cliff, picked up a martial arts cheat book, and possessed very powerful martial arts.
Countless believers paid homage to him...
In this way, Liu Xiaosu became the owner of a palace in the Wulin Demon Sect Palace.
Rampant in the rivers and lakes...invincible....Killing like hemp..., evil spirit pressing...
Until he met the nemesis in his life - the head of the school - Su Xiaoliu.
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Dog's Tail Grass' words: "I said, this is a brother essay..."
When Returning Man Xilan Outer Chapter Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions ([-])
On this sunny day, please walk into the special report "Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions" brought to you by the famous gossip reporter Gouweicao.
Next, let us welcome the two guests to the stage with warm applause.
After a while, the director's voice sounded: "Reporter...what are you doing standing there?"
The famous gossip reporter was drooling: "Look at the guests, they are holding hands, so shy..."
Director: ...you don't need to receive salary this month...
1 May I have your name?
Liu Lan: Liu Lan
Little Su: Su Qizhi
Dogtail Grass: Hey, how come there is such an otherworldly name?How gentle and lovely, talented, and perfect can this be taken out~~~~
2 What is the age?
Liu Lan: ...
Xiaosu: ...I haven't mentioned it...
Dogtail Grass: I forgot to mention my age, how gentle and cute, talented and perfect people are to make mistakes~~~
3 gender is?
Liu Lan: Male
Xiaosu: male
Foxtail Grass: Hey, how gentle and cute, talented... (angry)...who threw the tomato? ? ...
4 What is your personality like?
Liu Lan: Gentle
Xiao Su: Proud, can't tolerate sand
Dogtail Grass: It’s more appropriate~
5 The character of the other party?
Xiao Su: Gentle
Liu Lan: cute
Dogtail Grass: Cute? ? ?It's over, Xiao Lanlan, you are hopeless~~
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Liu Lan: In the palace, I lay on the top of the wall and watched him write on the snow.
Xiao Su: I only remember the first time we met in the school.
Foxtail Grass took notes seriously: For a certain first time, the two had serious disagreements...
7 The first impression of the other party?
Liu Lan: Lonely~
Xiao Su: Hate~
Foxtail Grass: Facts tell us that the first impression is extremely, very and particularly inaccurate~
8 What do you like about each other?
Xiao Su: Tenderness and security~-
Liu Lan: cute...
Foxtail Grass was speechless and choked on Liu Lan's children's shoes answer...
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Xiao Su: Nothing to hate.
Liu Lan: Well, there is really nothing to hate...
10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Liu Lan and Xiao Su replied in unison: good~~
Dog Tail Grass: What a cooperation and what an active guest this is~
11 What do you call each other?
Liu Lan: Qizhi
Xiaosu: Lan~
Dog's Tail Grass: It's still close~
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Liu Lan: Just call me Lan...
Xiaosu: whatever~~
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Liu Lan: Cats, the kind that occasionally blow their fur~
Xiao Su pondered for a long time: ...big cats...
Dogtail grass doubts: why?
Xiao Su: Simply feeling more elegant...
14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?
Liu Lan: Qin~
Dog’s Tail Grass: It’s good to do what you want~ (subtext: mainly because Xiaosu’s children’s shoes are only good at the piano~)
Xiaosu: Yu~ because I think he is more suitable~
Foxtail Grass nods: It is as gentle as jade, it really matches~
15 So what gift would you like for yourself?
Xiao Su and Liu Lan once again said in unison: There is nothing special I want...
Dogtail Grass: Everyone knows that you are all rich...
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Xiao Su: Dissatisfied?Why are you dissatisfied?
Liu Lan: Why are you dissatisfied?
Dogtail grass: Liu Lan children's shoes, have you become a repeater?
17 What is your problem?
Liu Lan: Too gentle...
Xiao Su: Too paranoid...
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Xiao Su: ...
Liu Lan: ...
Foxtail grass sighed: So people in love have zero IQ...
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Xiao Su: ...
Liu Lan: ...
The dogtail grass continued to sigh:
20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Liu Lan: ...
Xiao Su: ...
Dogtail Grass: Tragedy...
21 How far is your relationship?
Xiao Su: The whole Qing Kingdom knows about it...
Liu Lan: Everyone in Qingguo knows about it...
The dog's tail grass is serious: Liu Lan children's shoes, please don't be a repeater~
22 Where did two people first date?
Xiao Su: On the way back from Qi Country, the two sneaked away.
Liu Lan: It’s that small town.
Dogtail Grass: For this question, the cooperation is relatively tacit...
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Xiao Su: Very good~~
Liu Lan: I was actually a little nervous at first~ I got better afterward~
Dog's Tail Grass: The most ambiguous, the most loving~
24 How far has it progressed then?
Xiao Su: To the extent that it is not suitable for children...
Dogtail Grass: Xiao Su, you are really straightforward...
25 frequent date spots?
Liu Lan: House of the Four Princes~
Dog's Tail Grass: Poor baby, I'm sorry for you~~
26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Xiao Su: Go out to play with him~
Liu Lan: Same~
Dog's Tail Grass: Barely congenial interests~
27 Which party confessed first?
Liu Lan (blushing slightly): I~
Xiao Su kept silent and made a smile~
28 How much do you like each other?
Xiaosu: I really like it~
Liu Lan: I like it more than himself~
29 So, do you love each other?
Xiao Su: Of course love~
Liu Lan: I love it~
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Liu Lan: As long as he looks at me, basically I have nothing to do~
Dog's Tail Grass: Poor Liu Lan~It's really hopeless~
Xiao Su: I don’t know what Lan said~
Dog Tail Grass: So these two people have nothing to do with each other~
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Xiao Su: Let’s find another one~
Hearing this, Da Su cried bitterly in the audience~
Liu Lan: Find out the reason and prescribe the right medicine~
The dog's tail grass praises: a rational businessman~
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Xiao Su: No
Liu Lan: No
Plot announcement: About Su Ruizhi's children's shoes~ Please look forward to it, Weiliang Zhizi wrote a special episode just for him~~
After the ending of Su Ruizhi's text is settled, this public chapter will be uploaded for everyone~
hope you like it
Thank you Weiliang~
Happy Mid-autumn Festival·
Time to Return Man Xilan Outer Chapter Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions ([-])
33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Xiaosu: Lan will not be late.
Dogtail Grass squinted at him: A great man said, don't be too confident in life...
Xiao Su: Na Lan will not be late either.
Dogtail Grass: Well...you win...
Liu Lan: Then wait.
Dogtail Grass: This answer is concise and clear, and it won my heart...
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Xiaosu: I don't want to say...
Liu Lan: This...you can't see it even after you say it.
The dog tail grass burst into tears: It turns out that Liu Lan's children's shoes are not kind, they are not kind
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Xiao Su: When kissing...
Liu Lan: Same.
Foxtail Grass asked with an innocent expression: Actually, what you want to express is that the heartbeat of two people is accelerating together, right?
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Liu Lan: When eating together...
The famous gossip reporter and Xiao Su were shocked together: why?
Liu Lan: I don't know... I just answered subconsciously.
Xiao Su: When eating...
Dog's Tail Grass: So Liu Lan is not the only one who can't save the repeater...
39 Ever quarreled?
Liu Lan: no
Xiao Su nodded in agreement.
40 What are the quarrels?
Foxtail Grass: This question is just making up the numbers...
How to reconcile after 41?
Foxtail Grass: In fact, this problem is still making up the numbers...
43 When do you feel loved?
Liu Lan: When he relied on me...
Xiao Su: When you are gentle with me.
44 What is your expression of love?
Xiaosu: together
Dogtail Grass: This answer is as simple as me
45 When did you feel that "he doesn't love me anymore"?
Xiao Su: There will be no
Liu Lan: Well, I have never felt this way before.
46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?
Xiao Su: Sunflower
Liu Lan: Narcissus
Dog's Tail Grass: Cut, I really don't mind at all that you didn't mention Dog's Tail Flower... really really don't mind at all... really... who cares? …
47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?
Su: no
Liu Lan: no
48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?
Liu Lan (calm): deceived by her father
Xiaosu (calm): the matter of rebirth
Dogtail Grass: Don't talk about such a sad topic with a calm expression... Please, it's very unconvincing~
49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
Sue: public
Liu Lan: I know everything I need to know...
Dog's Tail Grass: What I shouldn't have known is all known under the propaganda of me, a famous gossip reporter...
50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Xiao Su: Yes~
Liu Lan: Of course I can~
Foxtail Grass snickered: Didn't there be Da Su, Xiao Ye, and Xiao Ruirui... (angry) Why did someone throw tomatoes up again?
51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?
Liu Lan: Attacker~
Xiao Su: Recipient~
Dogtail Grass: This is really a good question that makes people feel refreshed~
52 Why did you make such a decision?
Liu Lan: So naturally...
Dogtail Grass: Come on, videographer, look here, look here... Give the gossip reporter a close-up shot... (growling) In fact, I am the hero...
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Liu Lan: Satisfied
Xiao Su: Satisfied
54 The location of the first H?
Liu Lan: Flowing Water Town...
Xiao Su: In that small yard...
Foxtail Grass: I suddenly realized that that place is a bit shabby... I automatically faced the wall...
55 How did you feel at that time?
Xiao Su: Very good~
Liu Lan (smiling softly): It can't be bad...
Foxtail Grass: In fact, these two people expressed the same meaning... The teacher told us that double negation is equal to affirmation...
61 Your most sensitive place?
Xiao Su (slightly annoyed): This question is really annoying...
Foxtail Grass: In fact, Xiaosu’s reaction is not the most sensitive, only a more sensitive way of expressing shyness...Really, everyone understands...
Liu Lan: Qizhi thinks this question is annoying...
Dogtail Grass: So?
Liu Lan (of course): Then why do I have to answer?
62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Xiaosu: ...
Liu Lan: ...
Dogtail Grass: Well, the guests are looking at each other affectionately, so let’s skip this question...
63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?
Xiao Su: Gentle
Liu Lan: Very tempting~
The dogtail grass is automatically matched with an echo: very attractive... attractive... attractive... people...
64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?
Xiao Su: I like it
Liu Lan: I like it
Dogtail Grass: Whose child is this, so honest...
65 Where is H in general?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: At home
Dogtail grass: be specific
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: Bedroom
Dogtail Grass: To be more specific...
Xiao Su came over with a look, and the dog tail grass automatically silenced.
66 H places you want to try?
Xiao Su: There is no other place
Liu Lan: Neither
The dog's tail grass speaks earnestly and earnestly: Children, be shy...Speak up boldly if you have anything...What study, hot spring, what field, carriage...Anyway, if you don't say it, you don't say it, and if you say it, you say it...
67 Is the shower before or after H?
Liu Lan: After that
Xiao Su: After that, and sometimes before.
Is there any agreement at 68H?
Xiao Su: No~
69 Have you ever had sex/relationships with anyone other than your lover?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: No
Dogtail Grass: Dedicated baby~
70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the flesh/body"?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: Object!
There was some commotion in the auditorium, and Da Su couldn't bear the excitement and left the seat...
72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?
Liu Lan: No
Xiao Su: Why are you embarrassed?
Dogtail Grass: That's a good question...
73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?
Xiao Su (coldly): No one dares to say that...
Dogtail Grass: Yes, we all know that you can kill people invisible with your eyes...
Liu Lan: directly refuse
74 Do you think you are good at H?
Liu Lan (smiling softly): Good at~
Xiao Su: What is good at?What is not good at?
Dogtail Grass: We can write a paper to discuss this issue...
75 What about the other party?
Xiaosu: very good
Liu Lan: Good at
76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?
Xiaosu: Whatever you say is fine~
Dog Tail Grass: Xiao Su, whoever says you have a weird temper in the future, I will beat him up for you...
Liu Lan: Call me by my name...
77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?
Xiaosu: All expressions
Liu Lan: All expressions~
Dog's Tail Grass: Liu Lan brand repeater reappears in the rivers and lakes~~
78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?
Liu Lan: No
Xiao Su: Absolutely not
79Are you interested in S/M?
Liu Lan: no
Xiao Su: He didn’t, so I didn’t either
80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?
Xiao Su: Then I will ask him...
Dogtail Grass: So even if she grows old forever, Xiao Su will not become a resentful husband...
Liu Lan: This situation cannot happen...
81 What do you think of rape?
Liu Lan: immoral
Xiao Su: Very contemptuous
Dog's Tail Grass: Let's all despise...
What is the more painful thing in 82H?
Xiao Su: No pain, very comfortable
Liu Lan: I never felt pain~
Dogtail Grass: This mentality is very healthy ~ worth promoting and promoting ~
83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?
Liu Lan: The small village when I fled~
Xiao Su: At that time, my mood was really complicated.
Dog's Tail Grass: Tears~~~I'm going to face the wall~
84 Have you ever been seduced/tempted by the recipient?
Liu Lan: Yes~ He got drunk that time~
Xiao Su: Is there any?
Dog's Tail Grass: Drunk Xiao Su, don't watch carefully, she will really be sold...
85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?
Liu Lan: Yes
"Will he wait for me to figure it out?"
"Yes." Hua Jianchu smiled confidently, "You are the first person he brought to see me. I think you should understand the meaning of it."
Shi Shi hesitated, did not speak, and nodded again after a long time.
"Lost~" Hong Cai's delicate voice sounded from downstairs.
Instinctively, he poked his head to look.
Huayu Nong stood downstairs with the gorgeous four beauties, beckoning him to go down.
Hua Jianchu also waved and smiled at Hongcai and the others.
"Miss Jianchu." Hong Cai immediately became nympho, "You are so handsome!"
"Jianchu!" Lu Yan also jumped towards Hua Jianchu with sparkling eyes.
"Go down." Hua Jianchu said hello to the four girls downstairs, and said to Shi: "He is waiting for you."
Shi Shi hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Then, goodbye."
"A day like this, I'm actually quite happy." Hua Jianchu said suddenly. "I'm very happy to have these four girls and Huayu Nong."
Lost in thought for a moment, then nodded seriously: "En."
"In this case, that guy's painstaking efforts are not in vain." Hua Jianchu said with a smile, "You may not have noticed, but he will also smile when he sees you smiling."
He opened his mouth, but said nothing, and went downstairs.
It was almost noon now, and the light in late spring was shining brightly, a bit dazzling, and the people standing downstairs were so visible that people couldn't look directly at it.
He remembered what Hua Jianchu said just now, and unconsciously looked at Hua Yunong and smiled.
Then, he really saw that man was taken aback for a moment, and then he also burst into a beautiful smile.
On the tall tree on the opposite side, thick white flowers are covered in layers like snow, and the singer upstairs is yelling: "The flowers on Moshang bloom, but they can return slowly..."
When I Return, Man Xilan's Part [-]: "囧囧" Children's Day Congratulatory Message
Warm reminder: This episode has nothing to do with the main text. It completely subverts the line... There is no most embarrassing slogan, only more embarrassing. .
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At the very end of the mainland, there is a mountain called Shanligeshan, surrounded by a clear river called Heligehe, and beside the river, there is a small village called Cunligecun.
At the easternmost end of the village, there are two people living a happy and happy life.
One day, Liu Lan came back from the field carrying a hoe, and as soon as she entered the courtyard, she saw Su Qizhi squatting under the big pagoda tree in the courtyard and retching, that painful appearance hit Liu Lan's heart instantly.
Liu Lan strode towards Su Qizhi, held Su Qizhi's face carefully, and asked affectionately: "What's wrong with you? Do you know that I feel so distressed, anxious, and sad for you? Bear all the pain in this world, just for you to get better, so that we can join hands, look at the stars, the moon, the colorful clouds, from poetry to poetry to philosophy of life..."
"What are you doing, what are you doing," one of Su Qi pushed Liu Lan away: "Is it possible to talk well? Just blame my father for insisting on buying some color TV, watching a good person so that he can't even speak It's..."
Liu Lan showed an extremely simple and honest smile: "You don't want to listen?"
Two groups of blushes quickly appeared on the face, Su Qizhi twisted the corner of his clothes, and said shyly: "Yes...I also want to watch the stars, the moon, and the colorful clouds with you. From poetry to poetry to philosophy of life..."
After saying this, Su Qizhi covered his face with his hands, stomped his feet, raised his legs and ran into the room.
Liu Lan looked at Su Qizhi's back and giggled silly.
On the second day, Su Qizhi still retched, on the third day, on the fourth day....
Five days later, Su Qizhi's father, the village chief Su Xuan, came to visit the young couple. When he entered the courtyard, he still saw Su Qizhi squatting under the big locust tree retching.
As the head of the village, his style is naturally different. Seeing his son's suffering, Su Xuan grabbed Liu Lan by the neck: "I handed my son over to you to suffer with you?"
"Father. Father, don't be like this..." Su Qizhi ran over and pushed Su Xuan away: "Brother Lan is always nice to me..."
"Yes, you won't recognize me as a father after you have brother Lan, will you?" Su Xuan couldn't hide his hurt look, "If it wasn't for my mistake at the beginning, how could it be the turn of you two to look at the stars, the moon, and the colorful clouds now?" Poems and poems talk about the philosophy of life..."
Su Qizhi also showed a sad expression when he heard this, and fell into the memories of the past.
If Dad hadn't abandoned himself for the election of the mayor, maybe now...maybe now....
"What are you talking about, what are you talking about..." Liu Lan hugged Su Qizhi and yelled at Su Xuan, "Don't destroy our family happiness..."
"That must be able to destroy it..." Su Xuan sighed: "Well, let my village chief's special doctor come to help see the doctor... Procrastination is not an option..." Su Xuan glanced around Looking at the shabby yard: "No matter how poor life is, you can't delay seeing a doctor..."
The village chief's doctor with a white beard checked Su Qizhi over and over again, and finally came to a conclusion: "Strong man, you have it!"
"What?" Everyone in the room exclaimed in unison.
"What are you arguing about? You still don't believe in my medical skills? Let me tell you, I've been pregnant for two months, and it's a healthy boy..."
"Why is it a boy?" Liu Lan asked the old doctor, "We... actually want a girl..."
The old doctor showed a disdainful expression: "You don't even know that boys and girls are bound to have sons?"
After the old doctor left, the house fell into silence.After a long time, trembling voices came.
"Brother Lan, am I going to be a mother?"
"Am I going to be a father?"
"Father..."
"Damn it..."
"His father..."
"His mother..."
In the evening of the next day, Su Xuan who got the news also rushed over.
Su Xuan with a sad expression took out a cloth bag from his arms and handed it to Su Qizhi: "Here, a gift for the little baby."
Su Qizhi opened the layers of cloth bags, revealing a pink packaging box that she had never seen before.
"Father, what is this?"
"Dot reader." Su Xuan sighed: "I asked someone to bring it back from outside the mountain... It was said on TV that with this device, learning foreign languages is easier, and you don't have to worry about your baby's learning in the future..." "Dad , you are so kind to me..." Su Qizhi was moved and looked at Su Xuan tearfully.
"Stupid boy," Su Xuan sighed, "Who made you my You Lemei?"
"But," Su Qizhi said quietly, "Father, we can never go back."
"I know." Su Xuan looked up at the mouth of the sky at a forty-degree angle, and his tone was full of sadness: "This is God's arrangement... Father is destined to be lonely, father is destined to be lonely... I don't know who in this world understands my loneliness. ..."
Su Xuan sighed and left the small courtyard of Su Qi's house.
Seven months later, Su Qizhi gave birth to a lively, cheerful and cute little boy. The ecstatic Liu Lan named her son Liu Xiaosu.
Since then, the family of three has lived a happy life in each village.
Time to return Man Xilan extra chapter So, then 囧...
In fact, abuse and love are all floating clouds... Only Lei and Jiong are the eternal pursuit and love of the dogtail grass....Foxtail Grass is full of longing, and one day he will be able to create his own Lei Wen style... So, let's go on with embarrassment...
**********I am the dividing line representing 囧囧 with God********
In other words, at the end of the mainland, there is a city called Chengligecheng, and there is a gang in the city called Gangligegang.
This gang is the biggest gang in the whole city and even the country, oh no, it is the biggest gang in the whole world and even the universe.
The head of the gang is called Liu Jiyun, and he has a son named Liu Lan~~~
Oh, Liu Lan is so handsome... The sun and the moon are so handsome, and the handsomeness is frightening... Coupled with the background of the mysterious heir of the gangster, it has attracted the hearts of countless young and beautiful girls... It's a pity, Liu Lan's heart never beats for them.
On this day, at the invitation of the city lord Su Xuan, Liu Lan went to the city lord's mansion to attend a charity dinner.
On the road from Liu's house to the City Lord's Mansion, Liu Lan's admirers laid out a red carpet and scattered various petals. According to incomplete statistics, the participating flowers include: roses, lilies, daisies, jasmine... …
For the complete list, please refer to "The Encyclopedia of Flowers and Plants in the Universe"...
Liu Lan got off the stretched car, swish...turned her head...causing the fans on both sides of the road to scream...
"Young Master Lan, Young Master Lan...we love you..."
"Master Lan, I want to marry you..."
There was a young girl who inadvertently shed nosebleeds when she saw Liu Lan's handsome face.
She reached out and touched it, "Hey, why is it red...why not blue? Why, why?"
"My blood is not blue... let me die..."
And so she died...
Liu Lan looked at the girl's body coldly, as if looking at an ant, her heart like a meteorite couldn't shake a wave.
That's right, Liu Lan is such a cold and heartless person...
Whenever it's cold, he takes out a gang...
He also wipes out a gang whenever it's hot....
Whenever the weather is neither cold nor hot, he also wipes out a gang...
Before dying, every mafia boss who was shot dead by him would say helplessly to Liu Lan, who was like a Shura from hell: "You cruel little thing, what should I do with you?" Lan's face will become extraordinarily ugly!Charm!mad!Hun!
The last thing for those gang bosses in this world is to find out that they are in love with Liu Lan! !Falling in love with Liu Lan who killed them! !
Unfortunately, they are destined to leave the world with this hopeless love...
Oh, this cruel world...
*********This is the dividing line that represents the cruelty of the world********
Liu Lan nodded slightly at the fans, and after bewildering ten more girls, she walked towards the City Lord's Mansion with noble and elegant steps.
On the high steps leading to the City Lord's Mansion, Liu Lan saw a little man sitting there in a daze with a Tuzki doll in his arms.
Oh, is that an angel?
Is this really an angel?
Isn't this an angel?
Liu Lan's long-frozen heart beats...
He found out that he had a crush on this villain!See!bell!Affection!
*********This is the dividing line representing love at first sight********
Liu Lan walked over gently, stretched out her white, slender and particularly sexy fingers to lift up the little man's chin, with a charming smile on his face, and asked softly: "Little man, who are you? "
The little man who was awakened turned his head, looked at the handsome man in front of him, his heart beat wildly, his face was as red as the flowers of Shandandan, and he opened his mouth shyly: "My name is Su Qizhi..."
"Oh, baby~~ My name is Liu Lan." While speaking, Liu Lan changed to another pose that was too sexy.
"Liu Lan!" Su Qizhi suddenly jumped up and backed up when he heard the name, "Mom said you can't play with Liu Lan?"
"Why? Why are you treating me like this?" Liu Lan closed her eyes in pain, feeling a heart-piercing pain.
"Mom said that playing with Liu Lan will have a baby." Su Qizhi hugged Tuzki tightly in his arms, and said innocently.
"Oh..." Liu Lan looked up to the sky and sighed, "The world laughed at me for being too crazy, and I laughed at the world for not being able to see through it..."
After all, a golden light shot out from Liu Lan's eyes.
Straight to the sky....Then it reflects, refracts, diffracts...
Agitated several times between heaven and earth, absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, covered the essence of the five mountains...
This golden light completely sank into Su Qizhi's frail body...
Su Qizhi fell down in response...Liu Lan tightly caught him...
Forty-nine days in seven days... 49 days in a coma...
After Liu Lan killed countless doctors...Su Qizhi was finally diagnosed by a worldly expert, and he was pregnant...
After hearing the news, Liu Lan also passed out happily...
*****I represent the dividing line for Xiaosu who has a baby******
After ten sweet and painful months, Xiao Su finally gave birth to a baby.
This baby was named Su Xiaoliu.
*************I am the dividing line representing the plot preview******
When Liu Xiaosu and Su Xiaoliu crossed gorgeously,
In fact, this is a brother essay, brother essay
The Story of Liu Xiaosu
Firm, persistent, loving Gouxue Wen...firm, persistent, completely subverting the image of Xiao Su and Liu Lan...
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Time is like water, life is like a song.
In a blink of an eye, three years have passed.
The crying baby Liu Xiaosu was already three years old.
Three years can change a lot of things.
For example, Su Xuan, the head of a village in the village, secretly married another wife. For example, on the other side of the mountain, there is a village called Zhuang Li Ge Zhuang who is rising.
But what has not changed is the poverty of Liu Xiaosu's family.
There are [-] families in the village, and Liu Lan's family is the poorest.
Poor, poor...The poor who hear it weep...the one who sees it is sad...
Even the poor can't afford to eat...
Ye Xiaoyuan, the youngest son of the owner of the village, raised two Tibetan mastiffs and walked around with them every day, looking very proud.
But Liu Xiaosu can only afford two old, hairless dogs, and these two dogs are not wanted by other people, so they are too embarrassed to go out to meet people.
The only good thing is that these two old dogs have very domineering names, one is Xuanyuan Gousheng and the other is Huangfu Wangcai.
The faces of the children raised by other people's families are as soft as a piece of bread, white and tender, which makes people like it when they see it.
But Liu Xiaosu was raised with a sallow and thin face, and her small face is almost like a potato.
Regarding this point, fortunately, Liu Xiaosu likes to eat potatoes very much.
Life... is full of joys and sorrows...
That evening, Liu Xiaosu sat under the locust tree in the courtyard, staring at the direction of the door.
Next to his little feet lay two sleepy old dogs.
According to Liu Xiaosu's experience, his father Liu Lan is coming back soon.
Sure enough, after a while, I saw Liu Lan carrying a hoe, humming a little song, but pushing open the courtyard door furtively.
"Little Su," she probed into the yard and saw her son. Liu Lan stretched out her hand to beckon him to her side, and mysteriously handed him the bag in her hand: "Here is our family's dinner today. You go to the kitchen and give it to your mother."
Liu Xiaosu sighed in his heart, it's like this again, it's always like this, this kind of drama is basically repeated every day, there is nothing new about it.
The thing is nothing more than this:
After Liu Xiaosu passed the bag to his mother with short legs.
His mother would kiss him as usual and say, "Good boy."
Then he opened the bag, and in the next second, let out a thunderous roar: "Liu Lan!! Come in for me!!"
His father Liu Lan entered the house in despair.
"Potatoes!! Potatoes again!!" Su Qizhi yelled at Liu Lan, "Eat potatoes every day~~ Our little Su has already become a potato~~"
"Ouch~~" The flustered Liu Lan hugged Su Qizhi: "Dear, beloved, baby~~ Wait until tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely give up the potatoes and get back other vegetables!"
"Tomorrow?" Su Qizhi casually picked up a large rice spoon and greeted Liu Lan's head: "Every time you say it's tomorrow~~What's the result~I still eat potatoes every day~~"
"This time it must count. Tomorrow, just tomorrow, I will definitely buy some meat~~"
'It's too late...' Su Qizhi was suddenly saddened: "It's meaningless to live these days... Let's get a divorce..."
"No!!!!!!!" Liu Lan yelled heart-piercingly: "Qizhi, don't be so cruel to me!!! You know, my heart hurts, hurts, hurts..."
Su Qizhi shed a few tears: "But I can't help it... My heart hurts, it hurts, it hurts... My heart is about to break..."
"Then let my kiss mend your heart..."
Afterwards, Liu Lan pounced on a tiger, and the two of them got entangled, and there was a scene in the kitchen that was not suitable for children.
Liu Xiaosu watched silently for a while, then turned and left.
Interesting?
Is such a day interesting?
Liu Xiaosu leaned on his small arms, looked up at the sky, and fell into deep thought.
Although Liu Xiaosu is only three years old, he can already think about many problems.
Heaven and earth... the universe... life...
Liu Xiaosu let out a long sigh: "That's it, I don't have the mood to care about the things between them... Just let them go... I'm not young, I have to learn to pursue my own happiness..."
"This world is nothingness." Liu Xiaosu sighed: "Just let me go through it."
Then, Liu Xiaosu crossed over...
He came to a strange space, fell off the cliff, picked up a martial arts cheat book, and possessed very powerful martial arts.
Countless believers paid homage to him...
In this way, Liu Xiaosu became the owner of a palace in the Wulin Demon Sect Palace.
Rampant in the rivers and lakes...invincible....Killing like hemp..., evil spirit pressing...
Until he met the nemesis in his life - the head of the school - Su Xiaoliu.
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Dog's Tail Grass' words: "I said, this is a brother essay..."
When Returning Man Xilan Outer Chapter Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions ([-])
On this sunny day, please walk into the special report "Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions" brought to you by the famous gossip reporter Gouweicao.
Next, let us welcome the two guests to the stage with warm applause.
After a while, the director's voice sounded: "Reporter...what are you doing standing there?"
The famous gossip reporter was drooling: "Look at the guests, they are holding hands, so shy..."
Director: ...you don't need to receive salary this month...
1 May I have your name?
Liu Lan: Liu Lan
Little Su: Su Qizhi
Dogtail Grass: Hey, how come there is such an otherworldly name?How gentle and lovely, talented, and perfect can this be taken out~~~~
2 What is the age?
Liu Lan: ...
Xiaosu: ...I haven't mentioned it...
Dogtail Grass: I forgot to mention my age, how gentle and cute, talented and perfect people are to make mistakes~~~
3 gender is?
Liu Lan: Male
Xiaosu: male
Foxtail Grass: Hey, how gentle and cute, talented... (angry)...who threw the tomato? ? ...
4 What is your personality like?
Liu Lan: Gentle
Xiao Su: Proud, can't tolerate sand
Dogtail Grass: It’s more appropriate~
5 The character of the other party?
Xiao Su: Gentle
Liu Lan: cute
Dogtail Grass: Cute? ? ?It's over, Xiao Lanlan, you are hopeless~~
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Liu Lan: In the palace, I lay on the top of the wall and watched him write on the snow.
Xiao Su: I only remember the first time we met in the school.
Foxtail Grass took notes seriously: For a certain first time, the two had serious disagreements...
7 The first impression of the other party?
Liu Lan: Lonely~
Xiao Su: Hate~
Foxtail Grass: Facts tell us that the first impression is extremely, very and particularly inaccurate~
8 What do you like about each other?
Xiao Su: Tenderness and security~-
Liu Lan: cute...
Foxtail Grass was speechless and choked on Liu Lan's children's shoes answer...
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Xiao Su: Nothing to hate.
Liu Lan: Well, there is really nothing to hate...
10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Liu Lan and Xiao Su replied in unison: good~~
Dog Tail Grass: What a cooperation and what an active guest this is~
11 What do you call each other?
Liu Lan: Qizhi
Xiaosu: Lan~
Dog's Tail Grass: It's still close~
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Liu Lan: Just call me Lan...
Xiaosu: whatever~~
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Liu Lan: Cats, the kind that occasionally blow their fur~
Xiao Su pondered for a long time: ...big cats...
Dogtail grass doubts: why?
Xiao Su: Simply feeling more elegant...
14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?
Liu Lan: Qin~
Dog’s Tail Grass: It’s good to do what you want~ (subtext: mainly because Xiaosu’s children’s shoes are only good at the piano~)
Xiaosu: Yu~ because I think he is more suitable~
Foxtail Grass nods: It is as gentle as jade, it really matches~
15 So what gift would you like for yourself?
Xiao Su and Liu Lan once again said in unison: There is nothing special I want...
Dogtail Grass: Everyone knows that you are all rich...
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Xiao Su: Dissatisfied?Why are you dissatisfied?
Liu Lan: Why are you dissatisfied?
Dogtail grass: Liu Lan children's shoes, have you become a repeater?
17 What is your problem?
Liu Lan: Too gentle...
Xiao Su: Too paranoid...
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Xiao Su: ...
Liu Lan: ...
Foxtail grass sighed: So people in love have zero IQ...
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Xiao Su: ...
Liu Lan: ...
The dogtail grass continued to sigh:
20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Liu Lan: ...
Xiao Su: ...
Dogtail Grass: Tragedy...
21 How far is your relationship?
Xiao Su: The whole Qing Kingdom knows about it...
Liu Lan: Everyone in Qingguo knows about it...
The dog's tail grass is serious: Liu Lan children's shoes, please don't be a repeater~
22 Where did two people first date?
Xiao Su: On the way back from Qi Country, the two sneaked away.
Liu Lan: It’s that small town.
Dogtail Grass: For this question, the cooperation is relatively tacit...
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Xiao Su: Very good~~
Liu Lan: I was actually a little nervous at first~ I got better afterward~
Dog's Tail Grass: The most ambiguous, the most loving~
24 How far has it progressed then?
Xiao Su: To the extent that it is not suitable for children...
Dogtail Grass: Xiao Su, you are really straightforward...
25 frequent date spots?
Liu Lan: House of the Four Princes~
Dog's Tail Grass: Poor baby, I'm sorry for you~~
26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Xiao Su: Go out to play with him~
Liu Lan: Same~
Dog's Tail Grass: Barely congenial interests~
27 Which party confessed first?
Liu Lan (blushing slightly): I~
Xiao Su kept silent and made a smile~
28 How much do you like each other?
Xiaosu: I really like it~
Liu Lan: I like it more than himself~
29 So, do you love each other?
Xiao Su: Of course love~
Liu Lan: I love it~
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Liu Lan: As long as he looks at me, basically I have nothing to do~
Dog's Tail Grass: Poor Liu Lan~It's really hopeless~
Xiao Su: I don’t know what Lan said~
Dog Tail Grass: So these two people have nothing to do with each other~
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Xiao Su: Let’s find another one~
Hearing this, Da Su cried bitterly in the audience~
Liu Lan: Find out the reason and prescribe the right medicine~
The dog's tail grass praises: a rational businessman~
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Xiao Su: No
Liu Lan: No
Plot announcement: About Su Ruizhi's children's shoes~ Please look forward to it, Weiliang Zhizi wrote a special episode just for him~~
After the ending of Su Ruizhi's text is settled, this public chapter will be uploaded for everyone~
hope you like it
Thank you Weiliang~
Happy Mid-autumn Festival·
Time to Return Man Xilan Outer Chapter Liu Lan Xiaosu One Hundred Questions ([-])
33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Xiaosu: Lan will not be late.
Dogtail Grass squinted at him: A great man said, don't be too confident in life...
Xiao Su: Na Lan will not be late either.
Dogtail Grass: Well...you win...
Liu Lan: Then wait.
Dogtail Grass: This answer is concise and clear, and it won my heart...
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Xiaosu: I don't want to say...
Liu Lan: This...you can't see it even after you say it.
The dog tail grass burst into tears: It turns out that Liu Lan's children's shoes are not kind, they are not kind
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Xiao Su: When kissing...
Liu Lan: Same.
Foxtail Grass asked with an innocent expression: Actually, what you want to express is that the heartbeat of two people is accelerating together, right?
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Liu Lan: When eating together...
The famous gossip reporter and Xiao Su were shocked together: why?
Liu Lan: I don't know... I just answered subconsciously.
Xiao Su: When eating...
Dog's Tail Grass: So Liu Lan is not the only one who can't save the repeater...
39 Ever quarreled?
Liu Lan: no
Xiao Su nodded in agreement.
40 What are the quarrels?
Foxtail Grass: This question is just making up the numbers...
How to reconcile after 41?
Foxtail Grass: In fact, this problem is still making up the numbers...
43 When do you feel loved?
Liu Lan: When he relied on me...
Xiao Su: When you are gentle with me.
44 What is your expression of love?
Xiaosu: together
Dogtail Grass: This answer is as simple as me
45 When did you feel that "he doesn't love me anymore"?
Xiao Su: There will be no
Liu Lan: Well, I have never felt this way before.
46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?
Xiao Su: Sunflower
Liu Lan: Narcissus
Dog's Tail Grass: Cut, I really don't mind at all that you didn't mention Dog's Tail Flower... really really don't mind at all... really... who cares? …
47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?
Su: no
Liu Lan: no
48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?
Liu Lan (calm): deceived by her father
Xiaosu (calm): the matter of rebirth
Dogtail Grass: Don't talk about such a sad topic with a calm expression... Please, it's very unconvincing~
49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
Sue: public
Liu Lan: I know everything I need to know...
Dog's Tail Grass: What I shouldn't have known is all known under the propaganda of me, a famous gossip reporter...
50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Xiao Su: Yes~
Liu Lan: Of course I can~
Foxtail Grass snickered: Didn't there be Da Su, Xiao Ye, and Xiao Ruirui... (angry) Why did someone throw tomatoes up again?
51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?
Liu Lan: Attacker~
Xiao Su: Recipient~
Dogtail Grass: This is really a good question that makes people feel refreshed~
52 Why did you make such a decision?
Liu Lan: So naturally...
Dogtail Grass: Come on, videographer, look here, look here... Give the gossip reporter a close-up shot... (growling) In fact, I am the hero...
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Liu Lan: Satisfied
Xiao Su: Satisfied
54 The location of the first H?
Liu Lan: Flowing Water Town...
Xiao Su: In that small yard...
Foxtail Grass: I suddenly realized that that place is a bit shabby... I automatically faced the wall...
55 How did you feel at that time?
Xiao Su: Very good~
Liu Lan (smiling softly): It can't be bad...
Foxtail Grass: In fact, these two people expressed the same meaning... The teacher told us that double negation is equal to affirmation...
61 Your most sensitive place?
Xiao Su (slightly annoyed): This question is really annoying...
Foxtail Grass: In fact, Xiaosu’s reaction is not the most sensitive, only a more sensitive way of expressing shyness...Really, everyone understands...
Liu Lan: Qizhi thinks this question is annoying...
Dogtail Grass: So?
Liu Lan (of course): Then why do I have to answer?
62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Xiaosu: ...
Liu Lan: ...
Dogtail Grass: Well, the guests are looking at each other affectionately, so let’s skip this question...
63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?
Xiao Su: Gentle
Liu Lan: Very tempting~
The dogtail grass is automatically matched with an echo: very attractive... attractive... attractive... people...
64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?
Xiao Su: I like it
Liu Lan: I like it
Dogtail Grass: Whose child is this, so honest...
65 Where is H in general?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: At home
Dogtail grass: be specific
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: Bedroom
Dogtail Grass: To be more specific...
Xiao Su came over with a look, and the dog tail grass automatically silenced.
66 H places you want to try?
Xiao Su: There is no other place
Liu Lan: Neither
The dog's tail grass speaks earnestly and earnestly: Children, be shy...Speak up boldly if you have anything...What study, hot spring, what field, carriage...Anyway, if you don't say it, you don't say it, and if you say it, you say it...
67 Is the shower before or after H?
Liu Lan: After that
Xiao Su: After that, and sometimes before.
Is there any agreement at 68H?
Xiao Su: No~
69 Have you ever had sex/relationships with anyone other than your lover?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: No
Dogtail Grass: Dedicated baby~
70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the flesh/body"?
Xiao Su & Liu Lan: Object!
There was some commotion in the auditorium, and Da Su couldn't bear the excitement and left the seat...
72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?
Liu Lan: No
Xiao Su: Why are you embarrassed?
Dogtail Grass: That's a good question...
73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?
Xiao Su (coldly): No one dares to say that...
Dogtail Grass: Yes, we all know that you can kill people invisible with your eyes...
Liu Lan: directly refuse
74 Do you think you are good at H?
Liu Lan (smiling softly): Good at~
Xiao Su: What is good at?What is not good at?
Dogtail Grass: We can write a paper to discuss this issue...
75 What about the other party?
Xiaosu: very good
Liu Lan: Good at
76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?
Xiaosu: Whatever you say is fine~
Dog Tail Grass: Xiao Su, whoever says you have a weird temper in the future, I will beat him up for you...
Liu Lan: Call me by my name...
77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?
Xiaosu: All expressions
Liu Lan: All expressions~
Dog's Tail Grass: Liu Lan brand repeater reappears in the rivers and lakes~~
78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?
Liu Lan: No
Xiao Su: Absolutely not
79Are you interested in S/M?
Liu Lan: no
Xiao Su: He didn’t, so I didn’t either
80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?
Xiao Su: Then I will ask him...
Dogtail Grass: So even if she grows old forever, Xiao Su will not become a resentful husband...
Liu Lan: This situation cannot happen...
81 What do you think of rape?
Liu Lan: immoral
Xiao Su: Very contemptuous
Dog's Tail Grass: Let's all despise...
What is the more painful thing in 82H?
Xiao Su: No pain, very comfortable
Liu Lan: I never felt pain~
Dogtail Grass: This mentality is very healthy ~ worth promoting and promoting ~
83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?
Liu Lan: The small village when I fled~
Xiao Su: At that time, my mood was really complicated.
Dog's Tail Grass: Tears~~~I'm going to face the wall~
84 Have you ever been seduced/tempted by the recipient?
Liu Lan: Yes~ He got drunk that time~
Xiao Su: Is there any?
Dog's Tail Grass: Drunk Xiao Su, don't watch carefully, she will really be sold...
85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?
Liu Lan: Yes
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