Foodies are reasonable

Book Title: Foodies Are Reasonable (Online Distribution)

Author: confused poke poke

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"Hello, congratulations, you have become a lucky customer of Taobao Snack Store and got a package of snacks worth 50 yuan."

Xu Lanshan just thought of his lines at random, and was prepared to be hung up as a liar, but unexpectedly there was a scream from the other end.

"Really?!"

The story of a newcomer, Xiao Shou, who was confused and abducted into the circle by teasers, and finally became a domesticated Shou

Funny ratio has no lower limit attack X simple foodie subject

Content label: network distribution

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xu Lanshan, Tu Ning┃Supporting role: badminton, etc.┃Others: online supporting, short stories

☆, hit and miss

Lan Shan: Accidentally made a wrong call. He is a kid with a soft and cute voice. He really likes me.

A certain CV showed his wretched nature on Weibo, and this time he extended his grasp to innocent children.

Comment 1: The future flowers of the motherland need our careful care

Comment 2: Isn’t it enough to have Ye Xiaoshou? You can’t be too greedy

Comment 3: @夜色yourjiagongjun is going to climb the wall

Comment 4: Please let the kids go, there are a lot of weaklings in the circle and you can choose them

Taking advantage of the long interlude of the song, Xu Lanshan swiped the comments on Weibo with two purposes.Tsk tsk, it is said that his fans are black, and it is true.

He was just praising a certain kid's voice, how could he be accused of being a wretched uncle?

Switching the interface back to YY, Xu Lanshan looked at the lyrics synchronized on Mai Xu, and continued to sing.

After the song was over, Xu Lanshan took a sip of water, just in time to share what happened on his Weibo on the public screen.

Looking at the mobile phone on the side, Xu Lanshan asked on the public screen on a whim, "Do you want to hear the voice of the children?"

As soon as this remark came out, the public screen was in an uproar, and they booed one after another, more excited than themselves.

[public screen]

Yes!

Comeon~~

Don't be careless on the ground ♂

Hey, the atmosphere of this message is wrong, it seems like he is going to do something terrible.

Xu Lanshan had already saved the child's mobile phone number, as a note for the child.Because his voice sounds very small, of course, sometimes the voice can be deceiving.

Xu Lanshan called the child's mobile phone number and turned on the speakerphone.

A cheerful English song sang, Xu Lanshan felt that this kid was quite tasteful.

Suddenly, the song was cut off when it reached the first.

"Hello, may I ask who you are?"

[public screen]

Aww, very polite kid

The sound is indeed tolerable, even worse than Ye Xiaoshou.

Soft and cute, I really want to pinch my face

Oh, it's over, it's over, a little flower bud is about to fall into the hands of the pervert

Xu Lanshan glanced at the words on the public screen for a few times, held back his laughter, cleared his throat, and began to speak in a serious manner following the person on the phone.

"Hello, congratulations, you have become a lucky customer of Taobao Snack Store and got a package of snacks worth 50 yuan."

Xu Lanshan just thought of his lines at random, and was prepared to be hung up as a liar, but unexpectedly there was a scream from the other end.

"Really?!"

The excitement in the voice was well conveyed to Xu Lanshan and the audience present.

Xu Lanshan was taken aback for a moment, then he heard the other side continue. "Your rewards are simply too humane. I didn't expect that customers who bought it once in your store would also win the prize. Boss, you are such a good person. I will definitely patronize you more in the future."

=Dish= This divine unfolding is a bit wrong.

Xu Lanshan glanced across the public screen.

[public screen]

It turned out to be a foodie

Little friend, my sister will give you a lollipop, let's go with my sister

I just went to Taobao to search, and there is a shop called a snack shop, you actually spend so much money to hook up with children

Xu Lanshan stroked his forehead speechlessly, this is really just a coincidence!

When Xu Lanshan was about to give a satisfactory reply to this, he only heard a faint sound from the other end of the phone, "Baby, why are you still awake so late?"

It should be the child's mother.

Baby?This nickname is really cute enough.Xu Lanshan couldn't help laughing out loud, and there was a piece of 23333 on the public screen.

Probably the kid also felt that this nickname was a bit embarrassing, and his voice also became quieter, complaining to his mother. "Mom, I'm on the phone with someone, and I'll be laughed at."

The elder mother said helplessly: "Then you go to bed early, I will go out first."

The child's voice became louder again, with embarrassment. "Boss, is there anything else you can do?"

Xu Lanshan was silent for a second, then continued to speak. "Please send your delivery address to the current mobile phone so that we can ship in time."

The kid responded unambiguously, and replied positively: "I'll send it to you in a while."

"Okay, don't bother me then." Xu Lanshan suddenly lowered his voice, "Baby."

The kid groaned and hung up the phone. He didn't know if he was shy or frightened.

Xu Lanshan put down his phone and let out a long sigh. "It seems that I accidentally scared the flower bones of the motherland."

It is expected that the public screen will show a lot of urine.

The phone's text message rang, and it sent the child's delivery address and recipient.

The kid's name is Tu Ning, and he is from City B next door. The delivery address should be his home address.

The singing was almost done, Xu Lanshan planned to play YY, saying that he was going to buy snacks for the children.

Now that you have said that, it is not easy to break your promise.

Xu Lanshan opened the Taobao website and searched for a snack shop. The business of this shop is quite good.Xu Lanshan chose some snacks on the home page, scraped together 50 yuan, filled in Tu Ning's delivery address and paid.

Xu Lanshan took a screenshot of "Paid" and cried loudly on Weibo that he had become poor.

Comments indicate that these snacks are not a disadvantage for children, and they may be able to take them home.

Thinking of the kid again, he sent a text message to say that he had received the goods, and expressed his thanks again. He will definitely support him a lot in the future, and he has already given five-star praise.

Xu Lanshan did a full set in a decent manner, showing the air of being a boss.

Chatting and chatting, away from polite words, instead brought the topic to personal matters.

Xu Lanshan: Your voice seems to be very small. Children who eat more snacks will gain weight and have tooth decay.

Kid: I’m not too young, I’m in my third year of high school after the summer vacation, and I’m very thin, no matter how much I eat, I won’t gain weight

As a foodie, I am really happy to have a physique that keeps me from gaining weight no matter what I eat.Unlike the girls in Xu Lanshan's fan group, who clamored to lose weight every day, they thought they were making a big fuss. After seeing their explosive photos, Xu Lanshan felt that they really should lose weight.

Xu Lanshan: Oh, so you are very popular

Kid: You are the one who suffers!

Judging from Tu Ning's reaction, he seemed to understand the meaning of the word.

The kid was dumbfounded and dumb. He thought he was just a bully in elementary school and didn't understand these extracurricular knowledge.

Xu Lanshan: So you know the meaning of shou

Kid: I have also followed anime ￣＾￣

Xu Lanshan: Actually, the input method is wrong

Kid: (⊙v⊙) So that’s how it is

Usually Xu Lanshan replied to a text message and then replied to a text message, and the scope of the chat became wider and wider. Should I say whether this little guy is unsuspecting or he sees that he is a good person so he is unscrupulous.

Xu Lanshan: Which university do you plan to take in the future?

Children: Big C!

Xu Lanshan held his chin and smiled happily. Isn't that the university he is studying now?

Xu Lanshan: How are your grades? Don’t just think about playing during the summer vacation, but study hard

Children: I make a set of papers every day!The teacher assigned a lot of homework QAQ

Xu Lanshan also went through the difficult period of fighting for the college entrance examination, so he could only gently stroke the head of the little bitter boy as a person who has been through it.

Xu Lanshan: If you persist for another year, you will be liberated

Kid: How old are you, boss?

Xu Lanshan: sophomore

Kid: (⊙o⊙) Wow, you are a boss at such a young age

Xu Lanshan scratched his head in shame.

Xu Lanshan: Not bad, earn some pocket money

Xu Lanshan: By the way, don’t call me the boss anymore, I’m not used to it

Kid: What's that called?

Xu Lanshan: I'm a few years older than you, if you don't mind, you can call me Brother Sheng

Xu Lanshan cheekily wanted to recognize his younger brother, and this younger brother was also extremely obedient, so he yelled out easily.

Children: Brother~(≧▽≦)/~I am an only child, I have long wanted to have an older brother

Xu Lanshan: Be good~

Tu Ning was urged to sleep by his mother, and Xu Lanshan sent a Weibo in a panic.

Lan Shan: recognized a younger brother

【SMS Screenshot】Brother~(≧▽≦)/~I am an only child, I have long wanted to have a brother

Badminton is a mastermind. When Lan Shan was just in the circle, he made several finished dramas for him, and his popularity gradually became popular.It can be said that badminton is the Bole of Lanshan.By the way, the male badminton player has a good voice, but he just doesn't want to be a CV, and wants to take on the exhausting job of planning.

In his words: It is a very fulfilling thing to cultivate a new CV into a popular CV by yourself.

Badminton: how about abducting the children into dubbing

Lan Shan: What, this is your next goal

badminton: nod

Lanshan: no

Badminton: How long has it been since we met?

Lan Shan: No, no, I think it would be a good idea to have a domestic pet, so it’s not your turn.

Badminton: (ˉ▽￣～) Cut, I’m just talking about it, the kid’s voice is pretty good, and he speaks clearly in standard Mandarin. Although there are a lot of weak people in the circle, as long as there are conditions, there will be a future

Lan Shan: It's a pity that someone doesn't want to be a CV, it's also one of the weaknesses

Badminton: roll ╰_╯

The author has something to say: short story pit.I write slowly, you watch 0v0 slowly

☆、Pull into the circle

Because it was summer vacation, Xu Lanshan was only in his sophomore year, and he didn't want to use his rare vacation time for part-time work.The nearly three-month summer vacation gave Xu Lanshan plenty of time to take on the drama.

Xu Lanshan’s Weibo has been in the status of receiving new ones as early as during the holidays. Every day, there will be plans to send emails and friends to come to him. Basically, there are more rejections than acceptances, because most of them are unsatisfactory. .

Even if a large number of new ones are received, the quality of the script must be selected.

Xiaoxiao: How do you think about it?

When the planner sent the message, Xu Lanshan had just finished reading the script. It was an embarrassing BE full episode, and the role was also the perverted black attack that he really wanted to play.

Xu Lanshan formally asked another main character.

According to the character design requirements of the script, the two main characters in this play are looking for Gongyin, because there are no H scenes in the play, and naturally there is no strict score to determine who will attack and who will suffer.

Xiaoxiao: It's wheat

Seeing the ID, Xu Lanshan couldn't help but say "Damn".

Maizi was brought into the circle by badminton, and he was cultivated by pulling people into the circle when he heard the sound on a certain game channel.Even the ID is given by badminton.Maizi has a gentle voice, which can be attacked or accepted. This kind of voice is very popular in the circle. In addition, Maizi has a good temper and is gentle with fans, and his popularity has gradually increased.

White-eyed wolf is the most appropriate way to describe wheat. Badminton and wheat are probably the story of a farmer and a snake.Because the existence of badminton is similar to that of a father, Heihei made a big fuss about this point.

Didn't Maizi hug the thigh of badminton?

With such a powerful "mother", can people not be popular?

The two had an affair, maybe a couple

Because of these gossips, Maizi deliberately became unfamiliar with Badminton, and he refused when Badminton asked him to match him.In private, I also promoted a lot of badminton dramas as staff, according to Maizi's explanation, it is to avoid suspicion.

Xu Lanshan is also drunk because he cares about these irrelevant remarks.

Badminton and Maizi are actually somewhat ambiguous, but they never broke the window paper. Xu Lanshan originally thought that they would become a couple. Later, in view of Maizi's various behaviors, Badminton only thought that he had met someone unkindly.

Lan Shan: There is a plan that asks me to take over the drama, and the other main character is Maizi, do I want to take over?

Xu Lanshan tapped the QQ of badminton.

Badminton: Whatever you want

Therefore, Xu Lanshan rejected the planned drama, saying that there were too many shouting content in it, and it was a bit difficult to match with his poor voice recently.

The planning was also well fooled by him.

Lan Shan: I rejected it, don’t worry, I’m on your side

Badminton: don't mind your own business

Lan Shan: By the way, when you have time, find an article to plan a drama for me and the children

Badminton: You haven’t brought people into the circle yet, why are you in a hurry?

Lan Shan: You always need time to find texts, and it takes time to write scripts, right?

Badminton: besides, you have to meet the right text

Lan Shan: H is the best ˋ(°▽, °) drooling

Badminton: Nervous

It's two o'clock in the afternoon, Xu Lanshan didn't know if the kid had a nap, so he sent a text message.

Xu Lanshan: poke, what are you doing?

Tu Ning replied quickly, and he knew how much he wanted to find someone to confide in just by looking at the content.

Children: In cram school!I am bored!I want to sleep!

Xu Lanshan only felt that the children were simply too miserable.

Xu Lanshan: Every day?

Children: Only on weekend afternoons, and other times, you can play on the computer after completing a set of papers. My dad said that we should combine work and rest

Xu Lanshan: Not bad, not bad, your father is very wise

Xu Lanshan didn't forget his plan to raise a family-raised child, and asked the child's QQ number.The kid said it was very convenient to send text messages after he gave it out.

Xu Lanshan said that there is a fee for sending text messages, and the children laughed at his package for not sending free text messages.

Xu Lanshan searched the QQ number given by the kid, added him as a friend, and wrote: Your brother.

The kid's mobile phone is online on QQ, and he quickly passed the verification.

Ning of Baotou: [smiles]

Lan Shan: Won't the teacher scold me for using mobile phones in class?

Ning in Baogai: We have a break between classes

Lan Shan: Xiao Ning, I think your voice is very nice, do you want to play dubbing?

Ning of Baotou: Huh?

Xu Lanshan searched on Baidu for the explanation of the online distribution, edited it and copied it for the child, and waited for him to read and digest it before Xu Lanshan continued to ask.

Lan Shan: Understand?

Ning of Baogaitou: It looks very fun. Anyway, there is nothing to do in summer vacation except study. I want to play dubbing

He made the decision without any hesitation, Xu Lanshan asked the child to knock on him when he was on the computer, after all he had to guide him to download the recording software.

Xu Lanshan entered the kid's QQ zone, but he didn't expect his account to be a three-dimensional account.

There are travel photos in the album, high-definition.

The kid looked like a kid, he was white and tender, very thin, with immature facial features, and looked innocent and harmless.Looking at the photos, I have an urge to pinch my face.

The latest photo is signed as the dinosaur pajamas I just bought.The kid looks silly in his one-piece dinosaur pajamas.

In the talk about space, there are interactions between him and his classmates.

Ning of the Baogai head: The math homework has been completed!

Oh my god, Reply: Lend me to copy!

Ning from Baogai replied: Do it yourself!

Damn it! Reply: Annoying!

Ning of Baogaitou: It doesn’t make sense to copy it, if you don’t understand, you have to ask

Oh my god Reply: Then tell me how to do the second question and the fifth question on page ten

Ning from Baogai replied: [covering mouth and laughing] It’s empty, and I won’t

Damn it, reply: cheating

This also reflects that the child is a good baby who does his homework seriously and refuses to copy his homework.

In the evening, the children only got on the computer.

Ning in Baogai: The computer is gone

Xu Lanshan directly sent the CE application program for recording to the child, with a document of simple instructions attached to let him be familiar with the operation after installation.

Xu Lanshan went to take a bath, and when he came out, the kid said that he already knew it, and praised the magic of this software.

Lan Shan: Is there a microphone?record a recording for me

The sound quality of dubbing is also very important, which will affect the quality of the post-production. As a layman, Tu Ning definitely does not have professional equipment. Xu Lanshan doesn't mind giving him one. The second-hand ones he used before still have remnants, and the quality can be guaranteed.

I received an audio from a child, who read an ancient poem.

Badminton is right. The children can read Mandarin very standard and pronounce words clearly. These two points are very important in the first place, which makes people feel very comfortable.

Lan Shan: How much did you pay for the microphone?

Ning Baotou: I gave it when I bought a computer

The quality of the gifts will definitely not be much better. Unexpectedly, the sound quality of the children is still very good.To save Xu Lanshan's courier fee, Xu Lanshan asked the child to register another QQ account.

Ning with the cover head: Why?

Xu Lanshan didn't bother to explain, and said, "I'm right, you're right", and the children obediently went to register for the trumpet.

After a while, there was a coughing sound.It's the kid's trumpet.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: I have registered, what should I do next?

Lan Shan: Next, after my friend has finished writing the script, I can start to match it.

Ning No. 2 of Baotou: Good!

The author has something to say:

☆, brother is omnipotent

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Brother, your dubbing is amazing!

Xu Lanshan originally thought that the kid was already asleep, but he didn't expect to come up with such a sentence, probably the kid used his account to search for dramas.Xu Lanshan also accepted the children's worship without humility.

Lan Shan: that is

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: So what should be matched with it?

The kid spoke so cryptically, Xu Lanshan didn't turn his head around for a moment.

Lan Shan: What, what?

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: It's the sound of the bed!

Xu Lanshan burst out laughing.

Lan Shan: It’s so rare, isn’t it?

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: The matching is very good. Are you particularly experienced?

Xu Lanshan was embarrassed to death in front of the computer. He was ashamed to say that he had no experience at all.Xu Lanshan is more likely to act in BL dramas, so the children should listen to men and women.Seeing his calm appearance, I remembered that it is quite common for children to follow Japanese anime, and it is quite common to engage in pseudo-corruption, so the children listened to his dramas very calmly.

Lan Shan: This is a small movie to watch for reference, or listen to other people's dubbing to learn and learn.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: (⊙o⊙) Oh

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: [Screenshot - CV Lanshan H clip package] I downloaded this!

Xu Lanshan felt bad all of a sudden, why didn't he know this thing existed.Xu Lanshan felt ashamed of being listened to and studied by the children, it challenged his sense of shame too much.

must be stopped!

Lan Shan: It’s useless to listen to me, I’m panting for Gongyin, you have to listen to Suyin, it’s called differently

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: (⊙o⊙) Oh, which one is receiving the sound? [Screenshot - various CVH clip packages]

The screenshots are from the interface of the microdisk, and someone is so idle and painful to intercept the H of the radio drama and share them by category.

Xu Lanshan glanced down and saw several familiar names.

Lanshan: The night, the buns, and the mousse cake are all sound-receiving

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: (⊙o⊙) Oh

Lan Shan: Are you still asleep?eleven o'clock

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Hurry up, I downloaded the audio to mp3 and listened to it when I went to bed at night

Xu Lanshan said: You don't need to work so hard, kid.

The badminton hit Xu Lanshan, and a link was sent, which was the website of moral integrity literature.

Badminton: If you are satisfied with this article, I will ask the author for authorization tonight

The article was only [-] words long, and Lan Shan read it at a glance.

It is about a two-way crush on campus about a senior and a junior. The plot is warm, the lines are simple, and the feelings are pure. It is very suitable for newcomers.There is also an H at the end, just for children to apply what they have learned, which is very good.

Lan Shan: Just this one

Badminton threw another link.

Xu Lanshan put a question mark and accepted.

Badminton: A newly tapped potential stock, how is it? The sound is good, right?

Badminton has been tirelessly looking for newcomers on the CV, and will make the little transparent popular to the end.

Lan Shan turned it on and listened. The person in the audio was telling a story. When the voice first came out, Xu Lan Shan was a little startled. Xu Lan Shan quickly finished listening to the 2-minute audio.

The voice is really good, and the feeling of reading a story should be based on having learned dubbing.

Badminton: He used to hang out on the post bar. I didn’t know about Little Pink. I heard a collaboration drama with him and thought it was good, so I hooked up with him.

Badminton is easy to say, but it makes Xu Lanshan feel embarrassed.

Lan Shan: Are you looking for a substitute for Mai Zi?The moment the sound came out, I thought I had time-traveled

Badminton: No, maybe I like the sound of this one

Lan Shan: Aww

At nine o'clock in the morning, Xu Lanshan's biological clock woke him up.

He casually picked up his phone to check the time, and found that at two o'clock in the morning, the child had sent him a text message.

Xu Lanshan yawned and clicked on the text message to check the content. After seeing it, the sleepy ones were scared away.

Kid: Brother, I can’t sleep. After listening to your recording, there is a reaction below. I’m afraid of QAQ

Xu Lanshan didn't see this text message until nine o'clock, and he didn't know how the kid was doing.

Xu Lanshan: This is a normal phenomenon, don't be afraid, what about now?

Xu Lanshan frowned while resting his chin in his hands. When did his voice become so powerful that it could even make people react.

Xu Lanshan said a few words casually to the air, then looked down at the things in his crotch, but he didn't respond at all.

A text message came in.

Kid: I didn’t care about it later, I forced myself to fall asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I was fine

Children seem to be ignorant of this matter, and usually feel uncomfortable if they hold back after reacting.

Xu Lanshan looked at the screen of the phone with a half-smile, thought for a while, and felt that he needed to be pointed out about men's problems.

Xu Lanshan: Don’t hold back when you have a reaction, just touch it with your hand to soften it up, if you hold it in for a long time, things will break

The kid was obviously frightened by Xu Lanshan's words, and sent a crying emoji.

Kid: I didn’t care about it yesterday, are you okay?

Xu Lanshan: Just once, it doesn't matter

Kid: that's good

Xu Lanshan: Your teacher should have taught you this knowledge, why do you feel that you are so naive?

Xu Lanshan doesn't know the exact time when he first masturbated, but at least it was when he was younger than the current children.

Kid: I'm sorry to hear that, I'm deserted QAQ

Xu Lanshan: It’s okay, it’s good to know now

Children: I will make a set of papers first, and then we will talk

Xu Lanshan: good

The children were doing the test papers, and Xu Lanshan was recording the script, one wasted physical energy, the other wasted mental energy, they were evenly matched.

By the time the children got on the computer, Xu Lanshan had already finished recording the third script.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: The set of papers I made today is very difficult, and there is a lot of space o(╯□╰)o

Xu Lanshan University majored in computer applications. Although he hadn't thought about it for a long time, he felt that it would be no problem to solve the college entrance examination problems.

Lan Shan: What topic, let me have a look?

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Oh, wait a minute, I will type it out

Lan Shan: Just take a photo and send it to me

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Yes

It took a certain amount of time to take pictures, so Xu Lanshan took the opportunity to post a Weibo.

Lan Shan: The kid is so cute (*/ω＼*) By the way, you will be able to hear the drama of me and the kid CP soon

Cuteness is cuteness in every way, not just looks.

Comments say it's not good for men to be too fast.

The child sent three pictures, and Xu Lanshan looked at the title carefully.It's a biology question, he forgot all the formulas, so he googled it.Then write the calculation process on a white paper and send it to the children.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Understood, brother, you are so powerful, you know everything

Xu Lanshan didn't know that this omniscience didn't include the physiological knowledge taught to him in the morning, but somehow he felt a sense of self-satisfaction when he was admired by the children, and he felt very rewarded when the children praised him.

Lan Shan: Of course, otherwise it could be your brother

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Hey (￣ー￣)

宝盖头的宁2号：那这些题呢[图片1][图片2][图片3][图片4]

Xu Lan's mountain grew bigger all of a sudden.Mathematics, chemistry, English, and even Chinese reading comprehension.Xu Lanshan wanted to take back his foreword, but it's not bad to be a fool.

Xu Lanshan still read the topic, wrote down the steps if he knew it, and said he couldn't if he didn't.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Thank you brother, okay =3=

Lan Shan: I’ll give you a gift if you do a few questions for you.

Ning No. 2 of Baogai: Hehe (*/ω＼*)

Xu Lanshan especially likes to see the cuteness of children. He is obviously tired of seeing emojis, but he finds them very cute when they are sent by children.

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: Brother, your macadamia nuts are delicious

Lan Shan: Snack guy, you’ve already eaten up all the snacks, right?

Ning No. 2 of Baogaitou: There is still a little more, I am too thin, I need to gain weight

This is true, the kid seems to be a little thinner, but he doesn't know how long he has to eat regardless of whether he is fat or not.

Seeing the child say that the snacks are almost finished, Xu Lanshan thought about it, and planned to buy some food to mail to him in a few days.

It seems that he will become a regular customer of the snack shop from now on.

The author has something to say: soy sauce with fish ^_^ threw a mine

☆, I coax you to sleep

Tu Ning didn't go online at night, Xu Lanshan also figured out the rules of the children's Internet access by looking at the online frequency of the children's computers in the past few days.

After Xu Lanshan took a shower, he looked at the QQ list before turning off the computer, but he was still not online.Maybe something happened, these days I said goodnight to my children on QQ every day before going offline, I got used to it.

After turning off the computer, Xu Lanshan lay on the bed, and was afraid that if the children would wake him up, he didn't plan to send text messages.

In order not to affect his rest, Xu Lanshan would mute his phone at night, but in case he missed important news, he also set it to vibrate.

The first vibration was relatively short, Xu Lanshan didn't bother to take the phone, thinking it might be the service information of 10086.The second vibration lasted longer, and it was because a call came in.Only then did Xu Lanshan get up and took the mobile phone from the bedside table.

Tu Ning called, and he was the one who sent the text message just now, asking if he was there.

Xu Lanshan pressed the call button, and before he could speak, there was a miserable cry, of course it wasn't that kind of real cry.

"What's wrong?" Xu Lanshan guessed that the child must have been stimulated or encountered some bad luck and came to him to complain.

"Brother, I just came back from watching a movie with my friends. I watched a horror movie. It was terrible. I wanted to sleep with my mother just now, but they kicked me out!" No, so he went to his brother for comfort.

Xu Lanshan was amused. "How old are you, and you still want to sleep with your parents?"

The kid grunted. "It's younger than you anyway."

"If you are timid, don't watch horror movies, scare yourself."

Listening to the sound, I can also feel that the child is still full of energy. I will not be able to fall asleep, and I am afraid that I will not be able to clearly understand.

"I turned on the light, but I couldn't sleep, and I felt hot when I was stuffed under the quilt."

"You're not talking nonsense, turning on the light affects sleep."

"But I'm scared QAQ"

Xu Lanshan yawned. "Little kid, you can't fall asleep and you want to drag me into the water, right?"

"No, I made several calls, and only you answered."

Xu Lanshan's eyebrows frowned into a Sichuan shape. He dared to think that the child was the first to think of him for comfort. He didn't expect that it was just a coincidence that Xu Lanshan picked up the phone.

Xu Lanshan clicked his tongue, thinking badly, lowered his voice, and said sinisterly: "Xiao Ning."

"what happened?"

"Don't-want-look-your-back-back!"

As soon as Xu Lanshan spoke, there was silence for a few seconds, and then his voice became trembling and high-pitched, with a crying voice. This time, Xu Lanshan was really scared and cried, and he could even hear the sound of sniffling up.

"Brother, don't scare me!"

"Okay, okay, just kidding." Xu Lanshan didn't expect the kid to be so timid, he just said that one sentence.So in order to make up for it, I gave the kid an idea, let him get through the night at least, and forget all these messy things by tomorrow.

"You turn down the temperature of the air conditioner, and then stuff the quilt."

The kid trembled. "The bedside table is behind me, and the remote control is on it. I dare not turn around."

Xu Lanshan patted his mouth lightly.Tell you to talk too much, it will scare people.

"Brother, you are responsible!"

Xu Lanshan's heart skipped a beat when he said this, and then he quickly realized that he was not physically responsible but psychologically responsible.

"Let me sing for you." He would probably fall asleep after listening to it. Of course, Xu Lanshan would not suggest Tu Ning to listen to his other music. That would only make him more excited the more he listened, which would be a mistake!

"it is good."

find, find, find friends

find a kid

timid, shy face

you are that kid

Xu Lanshan also changed the lyrics impromptu. Although the changes were not enough to give a feeling, the main point has been expressed.

A kid snorted. "Still can't sleep!"

"Okay, I'll tell you a fairy tale."

Xu Lanshan coughed lightly, and picked out the most familiar fairy tale in his mind with a lazy voice.

"The Mouse Calls".

The mouse Moda who lived in the governor's office was about to sneak out to find something to eat after the governor got off work. Suddenly, the phone on the desk rang.

……

These days after leaving home, Moda misses his brothers all the time.Moda's elder brother was very kind to him, and he would always let him eat first when he brought something to eat; when the big cat threatened Moda's safety, the brothers always rescued him desperately.

"What a boring story." The voice on the other end of the phone was a little soft, and it sounded like he was sleepy.Tu Ning smacked his mouth and said in a daze, "Brother, I want to sleep."

"Well, hang up your phone, good night." Xu Lanshan coaxed softly.

"Good night."

The phone was hung up by Tu Ning first, Xu Lanshan put the phone back where it was and continued to sleep.

Close your eyes and concentrate.Flipping left and right, closing his eyes forcefully, Xu Lanshan violently lifted the quilt and sat up, pulling his hair indiscriminately.

Now he can't sleep!

Later, I didn't know when I fell asleep. When Xu Lanshan woke up naturally in the morning, his eyes were sore, which meant that he didn't sleep well last night.

Xu Lanshan often wakes up once, and when he closes his eyes, he will wake up if he can't sleep well.

After Xu Lanshan washed his face and brushed his teeth, he went downstairs to buy some breakfast.Xu Lanshan's parents have gone on a trip, and they won't be back for a while. While he is at home, his rations have become a problem.

After all, Xu Lanshan doesn't know how to cook.

Fortunately, there are quite a lot of snack bars near Xu Lanshan's home, run by locals, and they are quite hygienic.It's a neighbor again, Xu Lanshan is also familiar with the bosses there, so he doesn't bother to do it himself, and often patronizes the snack bar downstairs.

After finishing breakfast in the store, Xu Lanshan walked back slowly to digest and digest.

When I got home, my butt started to stick to the chair and didn't move.

Log in to QQ and open Weibo.

The offline messages on QQ are all planning to say that I have received the message, and there is no important news.After clicking on the homepage of Weibo, Xu Lanshan thought for a while, and then published a blog post.

Lanshan: A night of insomnia caused by children tormenting me (8:00)

It was early in the morning, and the night owls hadn't woken up yet, so Xu Lanshan's Weibo comments were few.When the Weibo interface was refreshed again after 5 minutes, there were more than ten comments.

Comment 1: My focus is on "tossing"

Comment 2: My focus is on "one night"

Comment 3: Damn, what did you do to the kid!Mistake, what happened to you by the kid

Comment 4: OMG, I always thought it was an attack!The CP was severely reversed. It turns out that the voice cannot represent everything. Sad

Comment 5: When will we know each other?Embarrassed at this time and night?

Hey some people, are your comments going too far.

Xu Lanshan suddenly received the offline file of badminton.

"Story Scripts of Seniors and Juniors.doc"

Badminton: I also suffer from insomnia┬_┬