Come forward

Lu Mingyuan: "Huh?"

I was a little embarrassed by his shocked gaze, what is it all about, but I still managed not to let the temperature on my face rise, and narrowed my eyes: "Money, take it, pregnancy test stick, go to the opposite side to buy it, Hurry up, enough is enough."

As a result, the kid was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, grabbed my sleeves with shaking hands, and asked stammeringly: "Master... Senior brother, you, you made my belly, belly... big?" ?!"

I:"……"

Fuck, this is the thinking of normal people!How can ordinary people associate it with me? I really think too much.

Seeing his face turn pale with fright, the sense of guilt in my heart resurfaced again.Isn't it true, this silly boy seems to treat me as a respected senior sincerely, maybe he is still secretly using me as a role model, and wants to become someone like me, but now he finds that the perfect person in his mind The idol is also an ordinary man, and he made other people's stomachs bigger - I don't know how to comfort him.

Here, before I was ready to speak, he shattered my original feelings and impressions of him.I saw him approaching nervously, lowering his voice and saying: "Brother, how dare you do such a thing behind Mr. Xiao Yan's back, I heard that that person's methods are very terrifying, especially when dealing with traitors... Brother, you are like this, alas, why are you so confused!"

A sentence can be sung and sighed three times, and the emotions are ups and downs.

Only then did I realize that this kid was not as innocent as I imagined.It's true that Xiao Yan is the person behind me, but there are not many people who know that he and I are a couple. At most, they think that I am his bed partner.He doesn't mind if I cheat or not. He has been with many people, and he doesn't care about those who are prettier than me.

After being interrupted by Lu Mingyuan, I felt a little less uneasy, and I was not in a hurry to let him buy a pregnancy test stick, so I asked him in my spare time: "How do you know about my relationship with him? People around him also Quite a lot, how can I be an actor to talk about it, I guess if I let him know about it, he will just give me a breakup fee, and it will be over if we get together and part ways."

Lu Mingyuan said: "Brother, don't be stupid, do people treat you like an ordinary little lover? If you want to expose this matter today, I bet you can see your fertilized eggs bloody on the tray tomorrow." ..."

I didn't stop the car all of a sudden, imagined following his words, and suddenly felt sick: "Ugh——"

Lu Mingyuan was dumbfounded immediately, and came to me in a daze, and shouted: "Senior Brother! Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? Why do you react so much after hearing this? It's the first time I've seen someone like you Terrified."

I retched a few times, felt my intestines churning, and had severe colic.But for the past half a month, I have basically woken up like this every morning. I am used to it. I just waited for the pain to pass, and when I regained my strength, I immediately hit him on the head with my backhand and shouted: "Don't you dare to tell me next time?" For such a thing, I will chop you up and throw you into the sea to feed the sharks!"

Lu Mingyuan looked at me with a strange expression, but didn't speak.

I rubbed my stomach and said, "What are you looking at, let go of your fart."

He gave a little oh, and his tone became cautious again, and said: "Brother, I think, why do you look a bit like someone who is in the aisle..."

I said to myself, nonsense, when I was collecting protection fees in Santiao Street, East District, you were still breastfeeding.

Then I heard him finish the second half of the sentence carefully, "But, the lines you said were badly used by the gangsters in Hong Kong movies more than ten years ago. I was thinking, brother, did you use Hong Kong movies before?" I have figured out the role of gangsters."

I blushed when I heard this. I had just come out and had no experience. The boss was busy fighting with another gang in the West District. He just pointed out a few minors and asked me to take them to collect protection money.I saw that they were all sallow and thin, with little flesh in their chests. The only things that were recognizable on the Tao were their dyed yellow-yellow-green hair and the tattoos on their thin arms.Even though I have no father and no mother, and I grew up eating a variety of meals, I am taller than them, and I can only rely on myself to control the scene.

That time I went to a video store and rented several Hong Kong films, and watched them over and over again with a broken DVD player in a house of more than ten square meters. .On the day when I came out to collect protection fees, I put on a flowered shirt, shaved my head with a scar, borrowed the sunglasses from the bakery owner downstairs, and took my sallow and thin boys to the shop with a cigarette in my mouth. There are more than forty shops , successfully received protection fees from almost thirty families, and was caught by the big brother who came to inspect during the business, and followed him to another district.

The elder brother thought that I was more eye-catching than everyone else, so he threw me into the field and asked me to learn how to manage his subordinates from a senior who was about to retire. Later, I met Xiao Yan. Strictly speaking, I was a gangster outside Really only a few days.There is no progress without practice. My ability to speak harshly is still at the same level as those low-level gangsters in Hong Kong movies more than ten years ago. It is really embarrassing to be spoken out by this kid in front of me.

Fortunately, after so many years of acting, my skin has grown thicker, so I walked down the steps he gave me and said, "Actually, I have played so many roles and won so many awards. The one I want to play the most is a gangster. People at the bottom, acting can best reflect the environment and nature of society, and I hope that with such a role, I can win the award I want the most."

After finishing speaking, Lu Mingyuan really looked at me with admiration, and said, "Brother, it turns out that you have been determined to be the top actor since you were so young, you are really amazing."

I nodded ambiguously and said, "Life is like a drama, and drama is like life. Alright, go and buy me a pregnancy test. After all, I am a public figure, and they can write anything people see."

Yuji is the most imaginative creature in the world. I am not afraid of them scribbling with reason and evidence, but I am afraid that they spread the wings of imagination and reveal the outrageous truth.Lu Mingyuan hadn't shown his face in public yet, so it was most appropriate to ask him to help with this.

I made good calculations, but when Lu Mingyuan heard me mentioning this topic, he immediately froze again, and begged: "Brother, there are old and young in my family, can you not go?"

Xiao Yan's methods were too terrifying, he was afraid that the Dong Chuang incident would be implicated.

I looked at him with a half-smile, the chicken coop and the current expression had a particularly comic effect.I told him: "If you don't go, I'll tell Xiao Yan right now that you will follow me wherever I go, and you have tried your best to seduce me."

Lu Mingyuan whimpered from his throat, grabbed the money I gave him, got up from the ground and ran to the pharmacy across the street.

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