The Story of Tian Yutian's Farming

Tian Youtian struggled to climb up Liang Yu's horse with its nostrils upturned and did not look directly at Tian Youtian. The proud horse had never been so neglected by anyone. Its owner kicked his left foot and stretched his long legs. Stepping up easily, I have never seen such a stupid human being.In fact, Liang Kui was the first and only owner of this horse, and there were only a few people who had ridden it.

Tian Youtian moved slowly, this horse has never been treated like this, it's fine to wrong it to carry a bag of vegetables, this human is still clumsy.Impatiently kicking his hind legs, Tian Youtian was startled, he couldn't sit still, and threw his hands towards Liang Kui who was sitting in front of him.

Because of his sexual orientation, Tian Youtian has always paid attention to contact with the same sex. He will keep a certain distance in daily interpersonal communication, especially avoiding physical contact.Sitting behind Liang Kui just now, he didn't know where to put his hands. In addition, he was riding a horse for the first time, and the double tension made his remaining rationality turn into a paste.

Moreover, Liang Kui seems to like men too. When Tian Youtian thought of the man with a whiny voice next to him when he met Liang Kui for the second time, a bunch of inappropriate things about Liang Kui and Hua Die on horseback popped up in his mind. thoughts...

Liang Kui was not at all prepared to be embraced by him, and his body was also stiff.He abides by the rules of etiquette since he was a child, and he has a cold temper. He has never had such close contact with others. He was hugged by Tian Youtian and felt the warm body behind him. He only felt a strange feeling that made his whole body The hair is standing on end.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I was careless just now..." Letting go of his hand, Tian Youtian mourned for his imagination, and he moved back, trying to stay as far away from Liang Kai as possible.

But after all, sitting on the same horse, no matter how far they are, they will never be far away.So Liang Kui clearly felt Tian Youtian's small movements, he didn't want to touch his body, but also was afraid of falling off the horse, his hands and feet had nowhere to rest, and even his breathing became short of breath.The corners of his mouth curled up vaguely, and he rode away.

Tian Youtian was so upset all the way that his stomach was overwhelmed, and when he reached the gate of the city, he insisted on asking Liang Kui to let him go.Tian Youtian supported the tree and calmed down for a long time. When he looked up, he saw young people of the opposite sex gathering in twos and threes on the road outside the city. Their eyes shot at Liang Kui in unison, and they whispered to each other from time to time.Liang Kui stood side by side with his precious horse like no one else, and his temperament of rejecting others thousands of miles away gave him an extra layer of charm.

Rao Tian Youtian scolded him to pieces in his heart many times, and the next time he saw him, he was still amazing.Although this guy doesn't talk much, he can poke someone's vital points every time. He can't see any emotion from him, and he will always wear black clothes without changing his style.It's hard to imagine that he would like the tune of Huadie. Tian Youtian decided that when looking at people in the future, he must make a comprehensive analysis and not judge people by appearance.

He walked over and joked: "Mr. Liang is so charming, he can attract the attention of many women even if he walks casually on the road. The men in Qingyuan County are afraid that they will be rejected." I didn't dare to say that he might be more attractive to men With sharp eyes, Tian Youtian saw a few handsome young students hiding in the crowd with blushing faces.

Liang Kui didn't even look at him, and led his horse into the city.

Is this out of embarrassment?

The dinner was cooked in Tian Youtian's small shop, and dumplings stuffed with leeks and eggs were made as Liang Kui wished. Tian Youtian cooked a table of dishes, and asked Yu Lin to buy a jar of wine and drove him home.

Liang Kui was very satisfied with his food. He was not picky about food, and he put some in every dish.He didn't refuse the wine that Tian Youtian poured for him, and drank it in one gulp. Tian Youtian poured wine for Liang Kui and himself while eating, and from time to time he had nothing to say to find something to warm up the scene. Two sentences.

Tian Youtian has never drank ancient wines. He was a mediocre drinker in his previous life, but he likes to drink a couple of glasses when he is free.Liang Kui seemed to have a good capacity for alcohol, and he drank one cup after another. When Tian Youtian got dizzy from drinking, he stopped drinking. He searched through the boxes and cabinets to find several celadon white bowls, filled them up on the table one by one, and pushed them to the table. Liang Yu.

Liang Kui took up the bowl and drank it down. Tian Youtian stepped on the stool with one foot and applauded. After Liang Kui drank a bowl, he brought another bowl. Liang Kui didn't say a word, just raised his head to drink.Tian Youtian yelled loudly that his wine was really good. He took chopsticks and tapped on the bowl for a while, sang a song for a while, and danced around Liang Yu.

Liang Kui just said "It's so noisy", stretched out his hand and touched Tian Youtian's Ya acupoint, and fell asleep on the table.

Although Tian Youtian was drunk and delirious, he didn't know anything. He couldn't speak a word when Liang Kui tapped his dumb acupoint. ground, keep the original action unchanged.

So Tian Youtian kept his original posture from drunk to sober. He was still dizzy at first, why he suddenly couldn't move, couldn't speak, was he playing a game?He foolishly hypnotized himself, it wasn't uncomfortable, it wasn't uncomfortable at all, and whoever kept it the longest would get a little red flower.

He silently recited "one little red flower, two little red flowers, three little red flowers...nine little red flowers", hey, why haven't you fallen asleep yet?He found that he still couldn't move. Could it be that the game is not over yet?Then he reluctantly added a few more flowers.

When he dozed off in a daze, he shivered with chills all over his body, and the drowsiness he had cultivated so hard was driven away. It was the middle of the night at this moment, and most of his drunkenness had woken up. Although the night in early autumn was not too cold, he Wearing only a thin shirt, he stood in the room for half the night, the cold air invaded his body, and he wanted to stamp his feet on the ground a few times.

Tian Youtian couldn't turn his neck. Due to the angle, he could only see the clothes that Liang Kui had fallen on the table.Thinking of his previous behavior, he wished to hit the wall, but he wanted to hit Liang Kui against the wall first. The bastard who touched his acupuncture points was happy in his sleep. When his acupuncture points were unlocked, he would...

Is this retribution?Not long ago, he found someone to tie Crazy Cui to the door of his house to hang out all night, and now it was his turn.He regretted it, after experiencing this extraordinary feeling, Crazy Cui didn't come here and destroy his shop. He should really go to Crazy Cui's house with a gift to comfort him.

Tian Youtian, who spent the second half of the night in anger, cursing, regret, and insults, finally ushered in the sun of the second day. At this time, he was exhausted, and his body and mind were severely traumatized. The sense of anger gradually disappeared and was replaced by It was a silent prayer: God, please give him a good time, or wake up the sleeping bastard!

God heard his voice and asked Liang Kui to get up from the table.Before Tian Youtian had time to feel joy, the bastard walked out of the gate without even looking at him.

"Where are you going? There is a man who has been making a stone statue all night waiting for you to rescue him." Tian Youtian shouted silently.

For a moment, Liang Kui seemed to suddenly realize that there was such a person as him, and quickly walked in and tapped on him lightly, Tian Youtian was relieved, and collapsed on the ground, with his mouth open, he could not utter a word.Liang Kui went to the door and hesitated for a while, then turned around and picked him up and threw him rudely on the bed in his room. He made one movement, very quickly, turned around and left.

He must make a villain for Liang Kui, this was Tian Youtian's last thought before falling asleep.

When Tian Youtian woke up, he wondered why the sky was still pitch black. He dreamed that his acupoints were pressed and frozen all night. This dream was very realistic. He spent a long time in the dream. The feeling of being unable to move was something he would never forget.

He raised his arm, luckily it wasn't real, no, what's the matter with this feeling of soreness and lack of strength?That wasn't a dream, it was something that actually happened. He remembered that Liang Kui had unlocked his acupoints in the morning and sent him back to his room. Even this couldn't offset the mistakes he made, and he would never forgive him.

He slept from morning to night, it was dark, and he struggled to get up, his body was fixed all night, and he slept for another day during the day, and now his body didn't seem to belong to him, he moved to the door step by step, the door opened from the outside It was opened and barely wiped his face.

Yu Lin was outside the door with a bowl of porridge. Seeing his strange standing posture with complicated expression, he hesitated for a while and went in and put the porridge on the table: "Boss, I made millet porridge, drink it while it's hot."

Seeing the very familiar bowl, Tian Youtian's body was broken into pieces, and his heart was full. Looking at the pattern on the bowl, he was really a little hungry, should he drink or not?

Seeing Tian Youtian staring at the bowl, Yu Lin hurriedly said, "Boss, don't let it go to your head. This kind of thing is normal. We are all men, so it's no big deal."

Tian Youtian felt very strange after hearing his words. His miserable history was seen by him?Do you want to save him some face.

Also, what does it mean that this kind of thing is normal? Is it a tradition for people here to practice acupuncture?A skill that everyone knows?Is tapping each other's acupuncture points when two people are playing together a sign of friendship?Tian Youtian couldn't accept this high-end life skill.

But his trick is to be considerate, he cooks porridge for him, and knows how to comfort him by looking at his face. In this way, Liang Kui, the bastard who rubbed off on his food, is simply a white-eyed wolf.

Tian Youtian's stomach rang at the right time, and Yu Lin took the opportunity to bring him the porridge. Tian Youtian took the porridge and drank it all in one go. add a bit.

"Boss, don't worry, I've boiled a pot, and there are steamed buns and vegetables, you can eat slowly." Yu Lin brought the steamed buns and side dishes to Tian Youtian, took the bowl in his hand, and filled it up again. A bowl of porridge.

Tian Youtian lit the green vegetables on the plate with his chopsticks, turning them over and over again: "Why is there no meat? Boss, I need to replenish my strength urgently, so you can stir-fry the vegetables for me."

"No, you can't eat meat. Eating meat is not good for your health." Yu Lin hurriedly interrupted the boss, trying to get rid of his thoughts, and he couldn't let the boss's wayward thoughts go.

"Can't... eat meat?" Tian Youtian asked in surprise.Thinking about it carefully, this is probably the same as not being able to replenish the deficiency. He was frozen all night last night, and his body couldn't bear it. He didn't eat anything today. He might not be able to bear it if he suddenly ate meat. Yu Lin couldn't even replace this. He thought about it, he is really a caring little guy, and he praised him casually: "Well, you are very thoughtful."

Yu Lin thought silently, could he not be thoughtful, it was all his fault, he shouldn't have bought wine for the boss last night.

I saw a handsome and extraordinary man come out of the boss's room this morning. He really couldn't say what happened after drinking. He didn't want to mention a word until the boss mentioned it.