It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

Xu Qingtian shrinks back—Zu Xipi or something sounds like a lot of trouble.Even if it's just playing online, there is a feeling of having an affair... He has decided that he will die alone in this life, and he doesn't want to make fun of his most cherished relationship.

However, on Friday night, Boss Rabbit poked Xu Qingtian again.

Boss Rabbit: Xiaojie [tears running] I always thought we were good Sippies, it looks like it's time to marry you off.

jokerknight: ...

Boss Rabbit: Aite, your fan, let me show you. [screenshot]

The screenshot shows that someone reposted Xu Qingtian's weibo to promote the spread, and Aite asked Boss Rabbit: "Did I make a mistake? Didn't Big Jack always be Xipi with Boss Rabbit? When will this little cv come out?" here?"

jokerknight: ...

Rabbit boss:. . . . . .

jokerknight: Should I post a long Weibo?

Boss Rabbit: I don’t know.I heard Qingtang Nian said that pinching Xipi is a daily routine for rotten circles, and patting shoulders, you are also a qualified danmei painter, go up bravely, and I will cheer for you.

Noodles in clear soup, Boss Rabbit and Xu Qingtian's best friend as a painter, a lady of both genders, and a double repair of a rotten house.

jokerknight: What is this feeling of sending off ==...

Boss Rabbit: [crying] No.I'm rooting for you.By the way, your picture is on the homepage of Station P again.Come on, you are not long away from becoming a butcher painter!

jokerknight: Hmm.Well, forget about these and concentrate on drawing.

……

Xu Qingtian didn't expect it, and just posted a picture, but the waves continued from Wednesday to Friday.Xu Qingtian was dumbfounded by the bombardment of all kinds of remarks that "the king of the fox cannot be dismantled" and "the big fox will always be with Qingxia".

And soon, something crazier happened.

The planner Feng Yu single-handedly poked Xu Qingtian.

Feng Yu: qaq Jack is big, please gossip [screenshot].

The screenshot is a screenshot of a long Weibo.Only cut off the beginning.But the first sentence is already on the point: "Fans who support me, I am posting this Weibo to tell everyone that I, Qingxia Jun and Big Fox, are really not Xipi, although I have always wanted to form Xipi with him... "

jokerknihgt: ...

Feng Yu: qaq I just asked Mr. Qingxia, and Mr. Qingxia said that it was the big fox who told him to post on Weibo.

jokerknight: ...

Feng Yu: Then I poked Big Fox, and Big Fox said that he was also writing a long Weibo.

Fenghu was writing a long Weibo, no wonder he didn't come to poke Xu Qingtian on this noisy night.

jokerknight: I don't know too much...

Feng Yu: Don't you know?But Fenghu seems to really want to make love with you.

jokerknight: Ga? !

Feng Yu: Well (⊙_⊙) it doesn't matter, although I support Fenghu and Qingxia Jun more, but he is devoted to you, I can't help it...

……

Damn, it's not true, is it?Is Fenghu really going to post on Weibo saying that he wants to form Xipi with him?Fuck, this has to stop fast.

Xu Qingtian immediately poked Fenghu: "Poke, that crazy CP thing that happened recently, Feng Yu said you really want to form a CP with me?"

Feng Hu replied in seconds: "Yes."

Xu Qingtian fell from the chair in shock. "Hey, hey, I don't want to team up with you..."

Fenghu: Qaq, do you hate me so much?

jokerknight: ...

Seeing Fenghu's teary-eyed expression, Xu Qingtian's heart softened again.

Feng Hu: I really want to form a group with Xipi.How about being my Xipi?

jokerknight: But...

Feng Hu: Is there anything wrong with Xipi in the qaq group?You draw and I sing, and then you will be my exclusive artist!

jokerknight: But, I have someone I like, and I'm not used to being so ambiguous with other people.And don't you have someone you like?

Feng Hu: Hmm... Daddy, what do you think Xipi is?

jokerknight: uh

Feng Hu: →_→ Didn’t some people say that you and Boss Rabbit are Xipi?

jokerknight: Not the same, he and I are good friends discussing drawing skills together.

Feng Hu: Yes, Xipi is a good friend.They are very good friends, partners and so on.I really like Da Da’s paintings, and I really want Da Da to be my exclusive painter, so let’s form a cp~(≧▽≦)/~

Xu Qingtian was stunned.Yes, what is cp? Does cp mean if they are a couple in reality?Isn't there such a rule?

When Fenghu said this, Xu Qingtian also felt that it was a bit of a big deal to refuse here seriously...

It's just that the friends who play online are better, aren't they?Work hard together to produce love, and then make trouble every day happily.In the future, I will have a bosom friend on the Internet, and I can talk to him if I have anything... It is beautiful to think about it.

Xu Qingtian patted the table: "That's right! Fenghu, what you said is great! Group!"

Fenghu: ^_^

But here comes the question again, why didn't Fenghu team up with Qingxia Jun as a CP but teamed up with him as a painter?

jokerknight: But why don't you fit in with Qingxia-jun's group cp.I saw that someone has opened a post bar for you and him [Khan].

Fenghu: [Khan]

jokerknight: Really, I went to see that post bar, it looks decent, and the owner of the bar came to accuse me of my ntr.

Feng Hu: Well... Actually, it's just too much trouble, so I don't like it.And Qingxia Jun has a bunch of CPs, I prefer dedicated people, such as you. [cute]

jokerknight: Haha, yeah.Then I will also post a Weibo.

Fenghu:?

jokerknight: Inform your relatives and friends, I also have Xipi [haha]

Fenghu: [blushes]

……

Xu Qingtian's Weibo post is very simple:

Practicing_jokerjoker: [Happy] Thank you for your concern, I have discussed it with Fenghu, and we will become cp from now on.sprinkle flowers.

Fenghu retweeted:

cv Fenghu: Jack, I love you. [kiss]

Later, Fenghu's long Weibo was posted.The article uses a cute half-joking tone to say that because Qingxia-jun has too many "attacks", Fenghu really doesn't like that kind of xfxy battle, so it is impossible for him and Qingxia-jun.And he finally hooked up with a painter who can touch his soul, so he really wants to form a cp with Jack.

Fans of Xu Qingtian and Fenghu were amazed: "..."

Boss Rabbit: ==Damn it, you really became cp with him, when did the plot become like this?

jokerknight: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ what's the matter, just for fun, it feels good to have a CP.

Boss Rabbit: Tat's son has grown up and can't keep him anymore.

jokerknihgt: Fuck off.

==

Su Xuezhen looked at the various blessings from the fans on the screen, and his eyes disappeared from the smile again.The roommate looked at Su Xue, who had been smirking at the computer screen, and felt a little terrified: "What the hell happened to you?"

As soon as Su Xuezhen left the video screen, his face froze again: "No, it's nothing, I saw a very funny joke."

Roommate: "What joke, share it?"

Su Xuezhen hastily explained: "Oh, you don't understand those in the online distribution circle."

The roommate knew that Su Xuezhen played online dubbing, so he would often read all kinds of weird lines in the dormitory, and he wisely stopped asking.

Most of the fans are wishing Fenghu to find true love, but there are also a few discordant voices.

For example: "Bastard, Hu Qing will die from now on. I will go to All Qing. Fenghu is so cheap!"

For example: "I don't want to graduate. Paralysis, where did this little yellow rabbit come from?"

Another example: "Slag Gong, fans turn black."

……

Feng Hu smiled faintly, it doesn't matter, I'm a scumbag, anyway, he and Jack are cp now.

It's so cool to be a cp, it's almost like declaring ownership.Seeing Jack being taken aback by his "cp is a good partner who is blessed to share" theory, Fenghu is very happy here.The online binding is successful, the next step is to resolve the misunderstanding, just think about it and be happy...

By the way, after becoming a cp, I can show my affection in various ways in the group from now on.Hurry up to show your affection!

Su Xuezhen Pidianpidian opened the main group of the balabala community.