It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

Xian Yuehua wanted to get involved with Xu Qingtian and Fenghu in the group, but even said "3P".Xu Qingtian was about to vomit blood.But one wave of ups and downs rose again.

Hu Aite was banned on Weibo.

cv Fenghu: erjoker’s recording of the engagement ceremony last night, [Love you] dear, your singing is also very nice, I want to collect the single for loop~[Link: Video URL]

The recording of the engagement ceremony... Xu Qingtian had an ominous premonition.Click in and have a look, I'll go, Fenghu really uploaded the recording of last night!Xu Qingtian didn't have a regular mic at all, and yesterday he only used the earphones with a microphone that came with his mobile phone. The sound quality was obviously poor, and it couldn't compare to Fenghu's voice, but this video didn't have a good title song.Everyone's focus is on - Fenghu vsjokerjoker, the love song duet "Today I Will Marry You".

Fenghu's post on Weibo is not finished, and a copy has to be posted in the q group.

cv-Fenghu: Last night's recording [link][bad laugh]

Great God Beauty Gong-Jack: ……………

cv-Fenghu: ╭(╯3╰)╮Dear singing is so good, I want to cut out your singing part and make it as a mobile alarm~

Great God Beauty Gong-Jack: ……………

cv-Macang Huahua: strong onlookers

Late stage-Azhai bacteria: Onlookers

Outsourcing-Qingxia Jun: Onlookers

President-Squad Leader: You are doing well, Fenghu...

Planning-Feng Yu: Watching the newlyweds show their affection~~~

cv-Xian Yuehua: [crying loudly]

……

Xu Qingtian poked Fenghu helplessly: "Hey, it's not good for you to do this."

Feng Hu: Not too good?Hmm, how about you and Xian Yuehua do that behind my back?

jokerknight: Khan, I just wanted to tell you.Things are not what you think they are.

Feng Hu: Not what I think?You already have me, do you still want to receive another string moon flower?Still want to play 3P?It is impossible for me to agree to 3P or not. You belong to me alone, and no one else will even think about touching you.

jokerknight: 囧

Xu Qingtian looked at Fenghu's "You belong to me alone, no one else will touch you" and always subconsciously imagined the domineering president to meet the gentle and charming wife.Fenghu is jealous?

Xu Qingtian said helplessly: "Tiger Mozhi. This... isn't so serious, is it?"

Feng Hu: Why aren't you serious?We are cp, do you know what cp means? CP can only have one person!There can be thousands of gay friends, but only one CP!

jokerknight: But... isn't Qingxia-jun a lot of CP?

Feng Hu: How do you compare with him?He's a scumbag. I'm with you because I despise him. Are you going to betray me?

jokerknight: Khan, it's not what you think.I'm helping Xian Yuehua [screenshot]

The screenshot shows the chat history of jokerknight and Xian Yuehua.

Xian Yuehua: ▼_▼Big Jack, can you help me.

jokerknight: ?

Xian Yuehua: It's just...chasing Mr. Qingxia.

jokerknight: Fuck.

Xian Yuehua: ▼_▼Big Jack, you can also be my CP.

jokerknight: [scared]

Xian Yuehua: I want to try to see his reaction.If he really doesn't care about me at all, then forget it.

jokerknight: I don't think that's a good idea.

String Moon Flower: tt

jokerknight: Good boy, go do your homework.

Xian Yuehua: My mind is full of him, I can't finish my homework!

jokerknight: [Khan] And I'm really not that casual.And I don't think it's a good move for you to flirt with others...

jokerknight: Hey hey hey, what qaq did you post in the group, I haven't promised you yet!Hello!Don't make up your own mind!

……

Xu Qingtian saw "typing" displayed beside Fenghu's profile picture, so he probably was looking at the chat history.

jokerknight: So, you get the idea.Xian Yuehua wanted to try to see if Qingxia Jun would be jealous.

In the end, there was still no movement from Qingxia Jun, but Fenghu got jealous first.

Fenghu: ...

Feng Hu: So Xian Yuehua really likes Mr. Qingxia?When did they do it?

jokerknight: The two of them are roommates.

Feng Hu: Ha! ?

When Xu Qingtian saw Fenghu's reaction, he was probably shocked too.

jokerknight: That's why I said that I really didn't climb the wall, it's just that Xian Yuehua asked me to help him try to see Qingxia-jun's reaction.

Fenghu: But why did he think of flirting with you ==

jokerknight: Uh... I don't know too well, maybe he trusts me more.Haha, I'm more of a nice guy.

Fenghu: ...you are too bad a good person.I will be angry.And this trick sucks.

jokerknight: I think so too.And for children, studying hard is the top priority, and doing some of these things is not enough.sweat.

Feng Hu: == Anyway, don't promise him. Don't even think about 3P or anything.

jokerknight: [ha ha] ok, ok, I'll listen to you.

Feng Hu: I'll go talk to Xian Yuehua.

jokerknight: uh...

After a while, Xian Yuehua took the initiative to knock on Xu Qingtian: "== I wish you and Fenghu a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Xu Qingtian quickly replied: "Student Xiaohua, to be honest, it's not good to flirt with other people to test the person you like."

"You're so long-winded." Xian Yuehua replied, "I won't try anymore. Fenghu told me a lot just now, and he doesn't dare to provoke his wife anymore_(:3」∠)_. "

Xu Qingtian: ...

jokerknight: Hey, what is his wife?

Xian Yuehua: Yes.Literally.Hey tat I'm so pitiful... why no one loves me...

jokerknight: Tiger touches...

Xian Yuehua: I decided to confess

jokerknight: Huh?

Xian Yuehua: ~~(﹄)~~~ Tsk, Fenghu took you down in two or three casual hits, I don't believe I can't take down Qingxia-jun.

jokerknight: [haha] Well, come on then.In fact...you don't have to be so anxious at all.You are only a sophomore in high school, and you are about to sprint to a high school, studying hard is the key.You think, if you want to become tall, rich and handsome, then you can be tougher when you confess, right?

Xian Yuehua: ...

jokerknight: But if you are young, it is good to try more.Come on bravely.But don't lose yourself because of others.In any case, love yourself first before loving others.mwah. ↖(^w^)↗

Xian Yuehua: Tsk, you are really... long-winded.

Xu Qingtian was speechless.After reading what I said, I also feel that I am really long-winded.But he always wanted to say a few more words to Xian Yuehua - because he had suffered a loss on this road before, and he didn't want his friend to take the detour he had taken.

If God gave him another chance, he would not have confessed to Nangong Bai'an at that time, he would have silently accompanied him as a friend, at least for now, he could still talk to him a few words, and he could still know what he is doing right now. How are you doing?But if he hadn't confessed at that time, Nangong Bai'an might have withdrawn from his life forever.What has happened, no one can guarantee that the result of choosing another path at that time will not be worse - the matter has come to this point, it is all doomed by fate, Xu Qingtian has accepted everything.

Looking back on the process of losing him, his heart can still feel the pain of being pierced by a sharp knife, but he can't shed a single tear.What happened that summer was too unreal. He didn't understand what he did wrong, so Nangong suddenly broke up. At that time, his mind was full of the pain of losing his love, thinking that he was the most pitiful person in the world—he clearly He did nothing wrong, why did Nangong Baian betray him like this?But now that he thinks about it, he really wants to slap his original self severely - it's just a broken relationship, what's the big deal?At that time, Xu Qingtian began to examine himself: He suddenly realized that instead of asking why Nangong Baian left him, he should think about what he has that Nangong Baian should keep for him.Instead of asking him why he doesn't love himself, it's better to make himself a good enough person to attract him back.

Xu Qingtian typed a lot of things in the dialog box and wanted to send them to Xian Yuehua, but when she looked back at what she had written for the second time, even Xu Qingtian herself was worried about her expressive ability - the logic was chaotic, there were many typos, and It's also long-winded, and it doesn't seem to be any better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.Forget it, I still won't send it to Xian Yuehua.

Some things, perhaps, to comprehend by yourself are far more profound than what others tell you directly.

***

The matter of Xian Yuehua came to an end, and Boss Rabbit came to knock on Xu Qingtian again.

Boss Rabbit: Xiaojie~~ Are you enjoying your life recently?

jokerknight: _(:3」∠)_It’s okay, what’s the matter?

Boss Rabbit: →_→You are not bad at singing.

Xu Qingtian understood, Boss Rabbit had listened to the video uploaded by Fenghu.I'm ashamed, that guy Fenghu doesn't know what he wants to do, he actually dares to upload that kind of shameful thing on the Internet.

jokerknight:>.

Boss Rabbit: What are you doing, you are really popular. [forum address]

This familiar conversation...Xu Qingtian felt a burst of low pressure pressing towards him.Open the address, xq's post.

Topic: Is that cv named Fenghu really interested in jokerjoker? [288,2088]

I have been paying attention to jokerjoker, and I think his paintings are quite cute, and he worked hard with 0 basics. I think he is a very inspirational touch.I heard that he is Zhenji, I used to see him always drawing cute girls, I thought it was just for fun, but recently he posted the interaction with that cv on Weibo, it feels a little subtle.

First, I made pictures for other people's radio dramas, and formed a CP with Fenghu, and then drew pictures to commemorate...

Today, my friend sent me a link, and it turned out that he and Fenghu sang "Today I Will Marry You" duet.

I'm going, I can't bear it anymore, is this the rhythm of being together qaq?

Anyone want to chat?

[Picture: Weibo screenshot - jokerjoker's and Fenghu's CP Weibo]

[Picture: Fenghu's long Weibo]

[Picture: jokerjoker's drawing]

[Address: The address of the song sung by jokerjoker and Fenghu]

№0☆☆☆==于2014-12-1315:55:42留言☆☆☆

№1. Just for fun, lz you are making too much of a molehill.

№2. Poof, I have also paid attention to this matter.Unexpectedly, someone came to xq to open a building.I think they're pretty cute.

№3. Jack is cute, please don’t hate him.

№4._(:3」∠)_I used to be a Fox Youth Party.Is it really good for them to be so high-profile now?

№5. Show affection quickly

№6. I also think this is possible.I'll bet a cucumber crushes a big fox.

№7.6 Brother, I think Jack is a Shouye.I even thought about the cp name, how about Hujiu?

№8. Fox Chirp, poof, so Jack is a chicken?It's intriguing to think about it that way.

№9. I am the Chuhu Party!Just like the CP of the rabbit boss and the wolf's men some time ago, don't you think it will be cute if the chicken presses the fox!

№10. Long live Fox Chirp! CP is irreversible and irreversible!I stand on the cp, pay attention to the post-event dynamics!

……

Boss Rabbit: [Covering face] Xiaojie, I'm sorry, but I also love Fox Chirp, and the combination of fox and chicken really can't be more interesting. Let me show you, and I have a picture for you of the noodles in clear soup. [picture]

The picture shows a fox cornering a chicken.

Xu Qingtian: ... What the hell is Hujiu?

Boss Rabbit: Long Live Fox Chirp~(≧▽≦)/~

jokerknight: ...(___)ノ｜Wall