It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

Su Xuezhen and Xu Qingtian agreed that Su Xuezhen would come back to accompany Xu Qingtian after New Year's Eve.

On the 17th, Xu Qingtian had to go to work—the salary of interns was calculated by the hour, and they could not apply for working from home. Early in the morning, Xu Qingtian and Su Xuezhen waited until the last minute to dawdle out the door.

Si Baichen planned to go home on the 17th.

The station that Si Baichen was going to was just in front of Su Xuezhen's school, so the two planned to go together as a companion.It happened that Si Baichen could lock the door.

Along the way, I don't know who started the topic. As we chatted, the content of the chat began to become abnormal... weird.

Si Baichen: "Some time ago, a friend gave me a can of vanilla-flavored lubricant. I have never used it. I think it suits you well. Shall I give it to you?"

Su Xuezhen: "... vanilla-flavored lubricant?! What kind of friend of yours gave you lubricant..."

Si Baichen: "The bad friend I met at the bar, hey. I'll bring it to you when I get to the station later."

"Farewell, keep it for yourself."

"Don't you think vanilla lube goes well with a sunny day? Haha."

Su Xuezhen really thought about it seriously, and concluded that he was really a good match.But I always feel that getting lubricant from the rival reserve...why is it so weird? "Are you thinking about these pornographic thoughts in your mind every day?"

"Where is the pornography? I also think about the 'sex' of my colleague and friend. Oh, there is also a matching fruit-flavored cover, do you want to give it to you? You consume a lot of this during the Chinese New Year..."

"……Ha ha."

"I am sincerely thinking of you. And Sunny also likes sweet things, and these are also sweet. I believe he can enter the state faster when you make them. You also really want to enter the state as soon as you come up. He is intoxicated , won't you be happy?"

"...what the hell is the theory that using sweetened lube and condoms will get you into shape faster?"

"A friend of mine, his boyfriend likes lemon flavor very much, so he specially uses lemon-flavored lubricants. According to him, after using lemon-flavored lubricants, his boyfriend's performance is particularly good. It's a cute one on the bed... ..."

Su Xuezhen was dubious: "...Really?"

"Of course it's true. The main reason is that I don't like vanilla flavor very much. At that time, I wanted to buy watermelon flavor, but I bought it wrong. I will give it to you when I arrive at the station."

"...Are you very experienced?"

"Hahaha, of course it's a little richer than you guys."

"Can you be more restrained... Are you afraid of getting sick if you play around outside?"

"I'm not as lucky as you guys, I didn't meet the right person..."

……

In such a weird atmosphere, Su Xuezhen accepted a tube of vanilla-flavored lubricant the size of facial cleanser, and two boxes of strawberry-flavored safe.set.With a serious face, Su Xuezhen quickly stuffed the things into his coat pocket: "...these are flavored, aren't they poisonous?"

Si Baichen looked like a profiteer and said, "How can it be poisonous? I bought it from Japan with a friend. It's all natural. The quality is very good. You can't buy it in China. If you like it after using it, I can help you next time." Purchasing..."

Su Xuezhen: "..."

Si Baichen: "I want you to try it, and you like it... Someone can fight with me for the postage in the future."

Su Xuezhen: "Fight for postage..."

Si Baichen: "Yeah, these things are still good from Japan. You can use them happily, and if you need other things in the future, we can pay for the postage together."

"..." Su Xuezhen's face was so serious that he couldn't see his thoughts, but his face was a little red.

Si Baichen knew that Su Xuezhen was young after all and had little experience in this field, so he might be a little shy now, so... wanted to tease him even more: "All kinds of props. As long as you can think of them, you can find them in Japan. And buy them from Japan The quality is definitely better than Taobao, isn’t it... Don’t be too shy, enjoy sex. Love. In fact, as long as it’s not too much, s/m is fun-dropping wax and tying a rope can increase the time of sex. fun of……"

Su Xuezhen: "...I'll take the condoms and oil first. I don't have any money to buy things on behalf of others, so I'm leaving."

"Okay, by the way, save a phone number, if you need to contact me."

Su Xuezhen: "..."

Putting down Si Baichen at the bus stop, Su Xuezhen entered the campus, took two steps, and then stopped—out of curiosity, Su Xuezhen silently took out the chic security cover that he had just accepted from his pocket ...take a look...

The world is so wonderful now, it turns out that these things can play so many tricks.

But if you don't die, you won't die.As soon as Su Xuezhen took out the box to look at it, he heard a gentle voice exuding male hormones: "Senior Su Xuezhen?"

Su Xuezhen raised his head suddenly, because he was doing something "shameful", his hand trembled because of his guilty conscience, and the box in his hand fell to the ground.

Jiang Wenwu bent down to pick it up, but Su Xuezhen immediately grabbed the box and stuffed it back into his pocket.

Su Xuezhen never expected to meet Jiang Wenwu here.

And... still in such a situation...

"Hi senior, I'm Jiang Wenwu." Jiang Wenwu introduced himself with a smile.However, his eyes were still slanted, watching Su Xuezhen stuff the small box into his pocket.

Su Xuezhen didn't know if Jiang Wenwu recognized what he just dropped: "Oh, it's a coincidence. You... came to see me specifically?"

"Actually, I can often see seniors here, so I want to give it a try today."

"..."

"Senior..."

"You don't need to call me senior, you can just call me Su Xuezhen." A thick male voice called "Senior" to himself very softly, and Su Xuezhen felt a little goosebumps...

"Haha, Su Xuezhen."

"Well, okay, goodbye." But Su Xuezhen didn't even bother to talk to him, and walked away.

******

"Senior, jokerjoker is not a good person, why don't you believe me?" Jiang Wenwu thought of the long-haired man who was very close to Su Xuezhen that he saw just now, and recognized him, he should be Su Xuezhen's boyfriend jokerjoker.Thinking of the insurance set that Su Xuezhen hastily picked up just now... Jiang Wenwu clenched his fists unconsciously.

However, Su Xuezhen didn't say a word. He glanced at him, left a contemptuous smile, turned his head and left.

Jiang Wenwu gritted his teeth and "creaked".

He remembered the first time he saw Su Xuezhen, it was his back with a guitar on his back.Broad shoulders accompanied by a tight waist, white shirt, and whitish jeans.The dark brown hair is a little yellowish under the sunlight.It's like an angel without wings!

And in the subsequent understanding, he liked Su Xuezhen even more.Su Xuezhen, like him, likes classical literature very much. Ancient poems come out of his mouth. He talks about some ancient literati, and Su Xuezhen can pick up the words...

In his impression, Su Xuezhen is like a lotus flower that has emerged from the dust, like a prince from the Jin and Tang Dynasties who came out of an ancient text, gentle and moist as jade, extraordinary and refined, emerging from the mud without being stained, and independent of the world.

but!

But now Su Xuezhen actually puts the security suit in his pocket!

……

And he knew the long-haired man!He had seen that man when he searched for nearby people when he was picking up Kedi and No. Ludi... because of his outstanding profile picture, he was very impressed... In fact, he wanted to poke him a few times to get to know him.But every time he clicked on his introduction and looked at a string of numbers "185,26,1, 0, 419 find a cute little [-]", he felt that this guy was too unreliable.It is true that many people search for [-] by picking up Kedi and not Ludi, but he just wants to find some friends of the same kind from above, chat with each other, and relieve loneliness...

He is tall enough, has a good figure, and is also very handsome. Although his hair is long, but... all people who engage in art are like this?It's really quite literary... No wonder Su Xuezhen likes jokerjoker so much, his qualifications are indeed good.

But, so what if you are handsome, you can hook up with people who play 419 casually on the Internet, how can such a bastard have his pure Su Xuezhen... Su Xuezhen, look, I want you to recognize this jokerjoker true colors!

Jiang Wenwu gritted his teeth, and sent a message to the person nicknamed "Good morning, miss" on the receiving emperor: "Hi, let's get to know each other?"