It is said that online dating has no good results [Net Match]

On QQ, Feng Yu was roaring at Fenghu.

Feng Yu: qaqFenghu silly mother! ! !

Feng Yu: Is it really tit for tat?

Feng Yu: Could it be that the legendary retribution always comes?

Feng Yu: What happened to Jiang Shan's silly mother! ! !

Feng Yu: Do you know any inside information?Does he really like Se Da?

Fenghu: ...

Feng Yu: You're being played!He actually asked me if I had any drama lately, he actually wanted to deserve it

Feng Yu: I also asked for an H scene

Feng Yu: I also want the h-scene called sao

Feng Yu: I'm so happy

Feng Yu: This world will not be better

Fenghu: ==||||

Su Xuezhen didn't expect that the posts of Jiangshan Wanli's involvement in Jinse Heming continued to be popular, and xfxy was set off in many forums, and the homepages of many forums were occupied by various discussion posts opened by fans.The war lasted for two months, but there are still posts discussing it on the homepage of the forum.Even if Mixed Rice and Sese Chunhan came to explain, the sunspots were still looking for evidence of the breakdown of the relationship between the two.

And in this xfxy situation, Mr. Jiangshan actually looked everywhere for a plan to dub the soundbook.

Feng Yu: You know, Master Jiangshan's voice, is that worthy of it?He himself doesn't want to be a spoof drama, so what should we planners do?

Fenghu: _(:3」∠)_

Su Xuezhen rubbed his temples.

Poked open Jiangshan Wanli:

Feng Hu: Dear, the method that suits me may not be suitable for you

Jiangshan Wanli: ... just want to try

Fenghu: ==

Su Xuezhen raised his forehead, he really knew a thing or two about the truth behind this.A few days ago, Jiang Wenwu asked Su Xuezhen for advice on how to use the cv advantage to win Xu Qingtian. Su Xuezhen first talked about recording songs and personal dramas. Jiang Wenwu felt that these were not efficient enough, so Su Xuezhen became ruthless, and replied: In front of him Roll h dry sound.

When Jiang Wenwu heard it, hey, this is good, I have to try it, so he immediately looked for a planner to accept the role.But how could Yintu's planning allow Jiang Wenwu to ruin the show with such nonsense?First of all, Jiang Wenwu's voice is a straight 1.5 attacking voice, and secondly, the panting that this guy recorded in h is too...too "brother expensive", besides, he has never passed by, so it must be troublesome to tune it up... Jiang Wenwu began to annoy other clubs if his own club didn't have the book, so there was a scene where Feng Yu pulled Feng Hu and cried.

Feng Yu: _(:3」∠)_ It’s rare for me to find an author who is willing to match me with a master of Jiangshan. As a result, after reading the script, Jiangshan Wanli went to the original author to pay for it. The original author has now authorized going back...

Feng Hu: What's the situation?

Feng Yu: Still strong ┭┮﹏┭┮ but Mr. Jiangshan said that he does not accept having children

Feng Hu: Huh?Have a child?

Feng Yu: That's right, there are a lot of people who want to be Jiaochuan, and now the crackdown is severe, and most of the H scenes in the drama will be harmonized, so if you want to be Jiaochuan, you can only have children.The part of giving birth in this film is very in line with the requirements of Master Jiangshan.The author described in detail the process of how Shou gave birth to a son. During the delivery process, the yelling was terrible. Mr. Jiangshan wanted to yell more. This paragraph is just right.

Feng Hu: Wait, what are you talking about?have a baby?childbirth?

Feng Yu: That's right, Ziwen, a boy.This article is very popular, and it is a permanent article on the Gold List of Dingding.com.

Fenghu: ==|||The above name

Feng Yu: (⊙o⊙) Oh, silly mom, do you like boys too?

Feng Hu: I'm going to find out what childbirth is. After hearing your description, I also want to get rid of it.

Feng Yu: ┭┮﹏┭┮ Come on, having a baby is very cute

Feng Hu: But childbirth?Calling during childbirth?She also gave birth to several babies... What the hell is this?

Feng Yu: Don't be like this, Sheng Ziwen is very popular now.This process is very cute

Fenghu: ...

Feng Yu: I didn’t get cute spots at first, but it’s fine if I watch more, now the general environment is like this _(:3」∠)_

Feng Hu: The big environment is big!Can men give birth?Also described the childbirth process in detail? ? ? ? ?Are there many such articles?

Feng Yu: No, no, listen to me, it’s like this, there are no women in this world, only men, some men are stronger, some men are weaker, they are called little brothers, brothers can have a baby...

Fenghu: ...

Su Xuezhen was powerless to complain, and he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Jiangshan Wanli.

I just hope that he and Si Baichen can get along smoothly in these four days.

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Su Xuezhen and Xu Qingtian talked about Jiangshan Wanli going to record a play about boys and girls in order to learn how to seduce Si Baichen by using H to seduce Si Baichen. Xu Qingtian laughed and patted the table.

"Holy shit, I just went to Dingding.com to check, and there are really many children. I got pregnant after a one-night stand, and I got pregnant, and then my husband's family wants to divorce me, oh my god..." Su Xuezhen complained powerlessly. .

"Ahahaha, I know, clear soup noodles and I have also complained about it. But existence is reasonable." Xu Qingtian comforted Su Xuezhen calmly while picking up oranges, "It's like Zhaixiang is here to help her, I like it Look at the gay friends who help her are straighter than the other, but look at how happy and joyful it is to help her, and I still have to draw if I can’t see enough. Hahaha, understand, let’s play.”

"Hematemesis...I want to die now when I think of recording lines like 'Honey, if you push hard, the baby's head will come out' and 'Honey, you worked hard to give birth' in the future." Su Xuezhen lay on his stomach There is a "_(:3"∠)_" on the table.

Over there, Wu Peipei came over after putting on her makeup: "What's wrong with Xiao Su? What are you guys talking about?"

"Oh, just kidding, you don't understand. Mom, you've put on your makeup, let's go." Xu Qingtian hurried up to flatter his mother.

Su Xuezhen quickly returned to normal.

Now he is at Xu Qingtian's house.In the early morning of November [-], Xu Qingtian's parents took Su Xuezhen out to the supermarket to buy some food.

Su Xuezhen and Xu Qingtian have not yet had a showdown.Wu Peipei kept saying Su Xuezhen's words along the way: "Su Su, do you have a picture of Tian Tian's girlfriend?"

"Uh..." Su Xue was really embarrassed.If he had known, he wouldn't have told Xu Qingtian's mother that Xu Qingtian was indeed in love.

Once a lie is told, it takes a hundred lies to make up for it.