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Chapter 101 The Supreme Prince and the Omniscient Almighty God



"Aww! God, God, spare me!"

"Hey hey hey! Damn it, damn it!"

"Ahh! Mom, help, help!"

Gao Tianxiu was doing the splits at this time, and the tendons in both legs were about to break, but he was pressed down even harder.

"It hurts, it hurts..." Gao Tianxiu was about to cry, the sweat on his cheeks made his whole face look greasy, struggling to narrow his eyes to quietly look at Gao Shannan who was sitting aside.

As if sensing his gaze, Gao Shannan smiled slightly, "Tired?"

Gao Tianxiu shook his head violently. He had lost his temper after being taught for many days. At this time, he expressed his determination righteously: "I'm not tired, I'm definitely not tired! I'll be fine if I practice for another two hours!"

"Excellent." Gao Shan Nanchong gave him a thumbs up, but he didn't say what Gao Tianxiu wanted to hear the most.

...why don't you rest?

Gao Tianxiu was gasping for breath. He felt that his chest was aching and his bones were about to break. This guy Hou San obviously practiced with him, and he could already split the fork effortlessly.

He shook the flesh on his face, gritted his teeth and sat down in one breath.

It hurts, unimaginably painful.

Gao Tianxiu stared at Gao Shannan, imagining that he would tear him into pieces after he was so good.

"The first stage is complete." Gao Shannan nodded, "Now the second stage begins. Cross your legs and sit up."

Gao Tianxiu's legs are full of fat, and it is impossible to cross his legs, but with his hatred for Gao Shannan, he did it well with amazing willpower.

Seeing this, Hou San, who was at the side, immediately followed suit.

Gao Shannan doesn't have much feeling for Hou San, teaching one is teaching, teaching two is also teaching, there is no difference between trash and idiot.

"That Qi Jue is a master. What is a master? A person with superpowers. Of course, superpowers are not like the superman in the movie, but if you practice well, you can also have superman-like abilities. In In China, Nengshi was first called a strange person, and later merged with local Taoism to become Taoist priests. Now Nengshi is separated from Taoist priests. Those who are capable become Nengshi, while those who are incapable or who have joined the teaching halfway do missionary work. A Taoist priest." Gao Shannan said to Gao Tianxiu, recalling the plot in this novel. "First of all, the first thing a master needs to do is to use his own ability to summon natural spirits. Spirits refer to elves, ghosts, and everything that has a soul. Then, the master must sign a contract with one of them, but most of them are Errand ghosts, (such as Zhao Yangbing), this kind of job is usually only possible if someone in the family works in the ghost world, and there is no one in your family, so it is not recommended. The second method is to use the power of spells, which is relatively simple, but I want to learn If only geniuses can do it, I don’t recommend single cultivation. Another thing is to convert Qi into your own body energy. You have seen Qi Ju before, the reason why he can run away without a trace is that he gathers Qi on his legs. Run away at the speed of sound. However, your physical fitness is not good enough, so I don’t recommend forcing your lifespan to be shortened like this.”

"Then what do you recommend?" Gao Tianxiu asked.

If this doesn’t work, then that won’t work, what’s the point of learning?

Hou San couldn't see Gao Shannan's appearance, nor could he hear him speak. Seeing Gao Tianxiu's serious expression, he scratched his head anxiously. He was afraid that he would be wiped out by the great god if he lagged behind, so he quietly approached Gao Tianxiu and asked Gao Tianxiu , "Young Master Gao, what did the Great God say?"

Gao Tianxiu was taken aback, "Can't you hear?"

"I can't hear you..."

"I can't hear you and I've been studying for several days!" Gao Tianxiu suddenly became violent, and sprayed saliva on Hou San's face, "You can't see or hear?! I thought you wanted to occupy me What about the location!"

"Huh?" Hou San was surprised, "I, I, I, I don't have such an idea! I just practiced with Gao Shao because I was afraid that the god would blame me!"

"Fuck!" Gao Tianxiu cursed.Wanting to say something more, he suddenly turned his head to look at Gao Shannan, who was smiling kindly.

Gao Tianxiu's hairs immediately stood on end, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

"Hou San." Gao Tianxiu swallowed, "In the future... remember to sprinkle more soda on my grave, I like cola flavor..."

In other worlds, Gao Shannan always appeared as an assistant to the smooth development of the plot, so he often had a good relationship with the protagonists, but in this world, he picked the wrong protagonist at the beginning, and he had nowhere to vent his grievances. Always feeling refreshed afterwards, he continued to smile, "Am I that scary?"

"No, no, no!" Gao Tianxiu shook his head violently, shaking the flesh on his face in waves.

Gao Shannan reached out to hold his head, pinched the flesh on his face, and said very dissatisfied: "I have made you practice for so many days, why haven't you lost any weight?"

"I, I have a physique that grows flesh even if I drink water..." Gao Tianxiu said weakly: "Diet and exercise are useless to me. Liposuction is too dangerous, otherwise I wouldn't be so fat."

"Is it because you are too lazy and didn't keep your mouth shut?" Gao Shannan sneered, "If it wasn't for the fact that we are still in the same family, I would have forced you to hang up."

Gao Shannan's identity in this world is the omniscient and almighty god. You can tell from the title that it is the story between Qi Jue and him, but because Gao Tianxiu opened the door of the toilet at the wrong time and became his master, Gao Shannan also The title story can only be changed to "The Little Fat Pig and the All-Knowing and Almighty God".

...A book that you don't even want to open once you hear the name.

"You can still cheat by force? Why don't you let me do it?" Gao Tianxiu was anxious, "Give it to me! I want to become the world's number one cheater! Beat that man (and you) to pieces!"

"Shut up!" Gao Shannan yelled, "Do you see that you have the temperament of being a hero?"

"I, I... My family status is high! My father is the governor!" Gao Tianxiu shouted.

"You are ignorant." Gao Shannan replied.

"A group of younger brothers behind me!"

"I bully myself and fear the hard."

"My mother is extremely beautiful and has outstanding abilities!"

"Lovely mothers have many losers."

"I... I have a bunch of women!"

"Everyone was snatched."

"There are sincere ones too!" Gao Tianxiu curled his lips, "A few of them are still pestering me after I'm tired of playing with them!"

"Besides you, they are also pestering others."

Gao Tianxiu: "..."

He fully recognized it now, and frowned, "Why do I... think... I look so much like..."

"Cannon fodder." Gao Shannan said it for him, "You are still a bit famous if you are willing to change your ways in the future, and you can become a supporting role if you work harder. Now, you are just a cannon fodder. It is still the kind that countless people applaud after being madly beaten by the male lead. cannon fodder."

Gao Tianxiu was not happy anymore, he was born with a golden spoon in his mouth after all, he thought about his talent again, and said: "I can play the piano, and I have obtained a certificate of Class Nine...well, I can also play the violin, erhu, dulcimer... ...Is this enough?"

Gao Shannan was stunned for a long time before he said: "...I don't know..." He knew that the protagonist of some books would deliberately write about the protagonist's talent, but he had never encountered such a musical character so far. Talented hero. "You, you may...you can." He struggled for a while, and was about to agree, but when he saw Gao Tianxiu's genuine smile, he felt all kinds of disgust, so he changed his words, "The premise is that you want to lose weight."

"Why? The dick's counterattack doesn't care about appearance?"

"It's true that dicks can counterattack, but the problem is that you are not a dick. How high are you? How good is your status? When people look at the computer and masturbate, you have already hugged a real woman and fucked/gunned. They dress up casually and bite their teeth. You're a handsome guy, aren't you? After you grit your teeth and get fit, you'll be a fat pig in the end, no problem." Gao Shannan didn't want to get entangled here any longer, he kicked Gao Tianxiu. "If you can't lose this pile of flesh on your body, I can't cheat on you, because your willpower is not firm. When I think you are qualified, you can naturally become the most powerful protagonist in the world."

"Okay! That's what you said!" Gao Tianxiu stared at Gao Shannan and said, "If I succeed in losing weight, you will cheat on me, let me become a master, and let me control ghosts and gods!" A hint of darkness flashed in his eyes Ruthless, "God who doesn't count when talking, don't blame me for being rude!"

Dad knows a lot of capable people, and if you find a few powerful ones, one of them will kill this guy.

"No problem, I am the all-knowing and all-powerful God. If you deceive people, you will be punished by heaven, your soul will be separated, and you will never be reborn forever." Gao Shannan made up a consequence casually.

As a god, he does have the ability to make people have gold fingers all over his body in this article. With the help of the Almighty God, the male protagonist Qi Jue defeated his senior brother and obtained a rare treasure that is rare in a thousand years. , After becoming China's number one capable master, he fought with foreign supernatural forces, and finally won the reward of eternal life.Fortunately, he was picked up by Gao Tianxiu, and Qi Jue has neither the status of a bully nor the brother who defeated him, and he doesn't know how he will develop in the future.And Gao Tianxiu has neither a senior nor the ambition to save the world, nor the noble feelings of self-sacrifice... Gao Shannan no longer wants to think about how the plot will develop.

Although Hou San on the side didn't hear Gao Shannan's words, but he has a lot of minds, and after thinking about Gao Tianxiu's words a few times, he understood. This means that Gao Tianxiu got a god who can satisfy any wish, and this god is equivalent to Aladdin Nobita's magic lamp, Nobita's Doraemon, Ma Liang's magic brush, Alibaba's sesame open the door... My dear, this is a lot of fun.

Hou San felt itchy in his heart, and wanted to hook God away, but he couldn't find anything like a magic lamp or a magic pen, so he rubbed his teeth and followed Gao Tianxiu to lose weight.

original:

Qi Juo was taken aback when he saw the disgust floating above the toilet, and the smoke gradually formed a human shape.

The doll spoke: "What wish do you have?"

Qi Jue was taken aback again, thinking he had entered some kind of mythological set, he subconsciously said, "I want to rescue Ke'er."

The doll snapped its fingers and said, "This can satisfy you."

In an instant, Ke'er appeared in front of him unconsciously.

"I'll come back to you in a month, and then you'll have another chance to make a wish," the doll said, before disappearing without waiting for a reply.

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