Dressed as the heroine and her ex-wife
Chapter 54
After playing all day, Lin Yiran collapsed on the sofa and refused to move when he returned to the hotel room.
Gu Jianxi stood by, glanced sideways, and said bluntly: "Lack of exercise."
Lin Yiran pretended not to hear, and lay down quietly, like a salted fish.
"Do you want to take a bath?" Gu Jianxi asked again, but before Lin Yiran could make a sound, he vetoed it on his own, "The bathtubs in the hotel are not very hygienic, so I don't want to take a bath."
Then ask her what to do?
Lin Yiran rolled his eyes at the other party, and then adjusted to a more comfortable lying position, and he didn't even have the strength to complain aloud.
But she still envied Gu Jianxi.
Obviously, she looked about the same figure as her, and obviously she didn't see how the other party was exercising, but after a day of playing, she was the only one who was exhausted, and the other party looked as calm as if she had gone downstairs to buy a breakfast.
Thinking of physical problems, Lin Yiran's thoughts diverged.
With Gu Jianxi's physical strength, how could she stand it?
No, it should be how to suppress it!
Lin Yiran frowned, muttering in his heart that there seemed to be no difference between these two sentences.
"Ranran? Ranran——" Gu Jianxi walked over, kneeling on the edge of the sofa with his left leg, propping his right hand on the back of the sofa, "pressing" on top of Lin Yiran out of thin air, and waved his left hand in front of Lin Yiran Waved, and got closer without getting a response.
The aggravated voice pulled back Lin Yiran who was lost in thought, and then she saw the face approaching her.The tip of the nose is filled with the smell of rose water from the person above. After a whole day of playing, it has faded a lot, and it doesn't look so greasy.
She didn't notice the ambiguous posture of the two of them, her eyes stayed on Gu Jianxi's face.
The skin is like creamy fat, so delicate that no pores can be seen, like soft cotton candy, or milk-flavored jelly...the taste should be very good.
Originally, she was just thinking about it, but she didn't know where her brain was convulsed, so she suddenly raised her chin and looked up.
"Bah-"
The air gradually became frozen and stiff.
When Lin Yiran regained consciousness, her lips were tightly pressed against Gu Jianxi's face, and she maintained a mouth shape of sucking jelly.
Lin Yiran wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to kill herself with a piece of tofu.
If she is guilty, please let God punish her instead of letting her go through this scene that makes her want to dig a hole in it every now and then.
Gu Jianxi was also dumbfounded, but quickly regained consciousness, narrowing her eyes, "You—"
"It was Nijiji who came here!" Lin Yiran subconsciously interrupted the other party, saying something vaguely.
Gu Jianxi's head was full of black lines, "Can you let go of your mouth and speak again."
Lin Yiran paused, his eyes moved down, and he saw that his mouth was still attached to the other side's face.
"..."
Lin Yiran didn't know what expression to show, so she hurriedly opened her mouth.
Then she saw a row of red marks in the shape of small teeth appeared on the fair face in front of her, and there were also traces of suspicious liquid stained on it.
This is no longer a solution that can be solved by drilling a hole. She may need to move to outer space to stay away from Gu Jianxi.
Lin Yiran didn't dare to look at Gu Jianxi's reaction and mood at this time, and forced out a "sorry."
Gu Jianxi propped herself up, wiped her face with a piece of paper on the tea table, with a complicated expression, "You—"
"I'm sorry!" Lin Yiran sat up, "I didn't mean to."
"Oh."
Lin Yiran couldn't tell whether he was angry or not when the words made no waves, so he raised his head slightly to take a sneak peek, but quickly lowered his head after being discovered.
She thought for a while, stretched her cheeks: "Or... I'll give you a bite too?"
Gu Jianxi didn't speak, just quietly looked at the person in front of him.
Lin Yiran also felt that this suggestion was not very good, but she really couldn't think of any other way, so she could only shrug her shoulders and look at the other party pitifully.
"Okay, I'm not angry." Gu Jianxi folded the tissues and threw them into the trash can, "Hurry up and take a shower and rest."
"Are you really not angry?"
Gu Jianxi: "If you want me to be angry, I can be angry too."
Lin Yiran shook his head quickly.
"Then go take a shower."
Lin Yiran got up quickly, went back to the room to get clothes and take a bath.
After washing up, Lin Yiran lay on the bed and leaned against the quilt to check the photos taken today.
I don't know how long it took, but Gu Jianxi also came out after washing. Seeing her staring at the phone, she asked casually while wiping her hair, "What are you looking at?"
"Looking at the photos taken during the day." Lin Yiran curled his lips and held up his mobile phone to signal, "Sister Jianxi, can I post it to Moments?"
Gu Jianxi recalled her own image in those photos, and chose to remain silent.
"If you don't speak, you agree?" Lin Yiran quickly flipped through a few photos, "But sister Jianxi, don't worry, I will make a mosaic for you."
She didn't forget that Gu Jianxi was still an artist, so she still had to take care of the other party's image.
Gu Jianxi: "..."
Lin Yiran looked through and found that he had taken nearly a hundred photos, and the co-shoots of the two of them accounted for less than half.
It seemed that she was going to be dazzled, and when she rolled her eyes, she showed a bright smile at the person not far away, "Sister Jianxi~"
Gu Jianxi turned her head, "Is there something wrong?"
"Do you have time?" Lin Yiran grabbed the phone and moved it slowly, "Help me pick a photo."
She screened it several times, but there were still about [-] photos that she couldn't choose from, and only nine photos could be posted on Moments.
Gu Jianxi glanced at them, and felt that they were all the same, and the self inside was also "out of shape".But she still clicked a few photos in response.
Lin Yiran wrote it down, thanked her, and then went back to the bed and continued to lie down.
She didn't forget what she said just now that she wanted to make a mosaic. After thinking about it, she clicked on one of the group photos and started to make a mosaic.
I was not very proficient in the first one, and it took a long time.But by the time of the second one, I became proficient, and the time was halved, and the remaining few were finished in one fell swoop.
She checked several times to make sure that Gu Jianxi's personal information was not exposed, and then she posted a post slowly, edited the copy, then put the photo, adjusted the position of the photo, and finally sent it.
Almost as soon as the post was posted, Zhou Xiu's news popped up.
——That pile of humanoid mosaics is Gu Jianxi?
Lin Yiran looked at this description, smiled and replied "Yeah".
Zhou Xiu: 666
Zhou Xiu: As expected of you.jpg
Lin Yiran raised her eyebrows, and replied with a "squinting smile" emoji.
At the same time, Gu Jianxi not far away also saw Lin Yiran's news.
She stared at the mosaic-covered photos and fell silent.
Zhou Xiu: I sent you a small video by email, remember to study it carefully when you have time.
Lin Yiran didn't expect that he refused, but the other party sent it anyway.But it doesn't matter if the other party sends it or not, she won't read it anyway.
At this time, Gu Jianxi's unexplained praise came from the side. "Ranran, your mosaic is really good."
Lin Yiran could only stop accusing Zhou Xiu, and turned to look at Gu Jianxi.
The other party still had that bland, almost expressionless expression, which made her a little unclear for a moment whether she was angry or not.
"Cough." Lin Yiran shrunk his neck weakly, "I didn't do this to protect your privacy."
Gu Jianxi asked back: "So you put a mosaic on me from the beginning to the end?"
"Just in case." Lin Yiran's voice weakened, "If there are any styles or commonly used items that are recognized by others, it will be a disaster."
After waiting for a while, Gu Jianxi didn't speak, so she asked cautiously, "Why don't I delete it and post it again?"
"No need." Gu Jianxi raised her hand and pinched the center of her eyebrows, "You can just post it next time."
"But in case someone spreads the photo..."
"Then make our relationship public."
Lin Yiran's heart skipped a beat, his whole body froze, and he raised his head almost quickly, "What?"
Gu Jianxi didn't seem to notice Lin Yiran's abnormality, and explained: "Aren't we friends? It's normal to travel together."
"That's it." Lin Yiran breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, she thought Gu Jianxi meant to disclose their marital status.
After a while, Lin Yiran remembered something.She even added a "memory disorder" to herself in the early days of time travel, and now she is Gu Jianxi's "sister-in-law" in name.
Thinking of this, she fell into silence.
She hasn't indicated to the others that she has completely "recovered memory", does Gu Jianxi also treat her like a sister-in-law?
But would most people sleep with their sister-in-law?Will you travel with your sister-in-law?
It's just her and Gu Jianxi, why is it like a love triangle now?
Lin Yiran scratched his head in distress, always feeling that he had accidentally fallen into a family ethics dispute.
"If you keep grabbing it, your head will go bald."
Lin Yiran regained his senses, looked up at his arm, put it down quickly, and carefully smoothed his hair.
After finally having thick and long black hair, she doesn't want to become bald.
Gu Jianxi: "..."
"Staying up late will make you bald, right?" Lin Yiran thought of this, reached out and touched his head, "It's time for us to sleep."
Gu Jianxi couldn't laugh or cry at this reason, but she didn't refuse, and went to bed after wiping her cheeks.
Lin Yiran watched Gu Jianxi lay down and was about to put down his phone, but saw a new message from Zhou Xiu.
Zhou Xiu: It is a video of tips that can improve the experience of two people.
Experience for two.
Tips.
Lin Yiran's heart skipped a beat, he caught a glimpse of Gu Jianxi's figure from the corner of his eye, but he still held back, turned the screen of the phone to the darkest, put the phone next to the pillow, and closed his eyes.
But those two words seemed to be deeply imprinted in her mind, and they would emerge as soon as she closed her eyes, like a feather sweeping back and forth on her heart, making her so itchy that she couldn't sleep.
Lin Yiran maintained the posture of lying on his side for a long time, until his arms became stiff, so he moved his body slightly.
She listened for a while, but she didn't hear anything. She turned her head carefully to make sure that Gu Jianxi was asleep, and then carefully reached out to fumble for the phone.
She tentatively unlocked it, then stopped and turned her head to look at Gu Jianxi.
The other party still didn't move, it should be in a deep sleep.
But after the previous embarrassing experiences, she can no longer tell whether Gu Jianxi is sleeping with her eyes closed or resting her mind.
She thought about it, carefully lifted the quilt, and tiptoed to the hall with her mobile phone.
Worried that turning on the light would wake Gu Jianxi up, Lin Yiran could only use the dim light to find the position of the sofa, and then sat down.
She looked around, and after confirming, she clicked on the mailbox, found Zhou Xiufa's file, and clicked to download it.
After about a few minutes, the video download is complete.
She bit her lip, her fingers stopped in mid-air, and after struggling for a long time, she pressed down on the "start button".
As soon as the screen lit up, an English title appeared. The translation would probably be--Tips for Women to Get Happiness two girls on the bed.
The front is theoretical knowledge, and the back is actual combat.
Lin Yiran turned the volume to mute and couldn't hear the sound, but his face was still red.
Bright or dark lights hit her face, making her stand out like a firefly in a dim environment.
Lin Yiran was engrossed in watching it, completely ignoring the approaching figure.
Until a ray of light came down, she woke up suddenly.
"What are you looking at?"
A familiar voice came from the top of his head, Lin Yiran subconsciously flipped the phone back, but he was still a step too late, and someone reached out and took it away.
She turned her head stiffly, and with the weak light of her mobile phone, she could only see Gu Jianxi's frowning.
"This, this is what Sister Xiu gave me." She stammered.
Gu Jianxi: "Does it look good?"
"No, it's not pretty."
"It's too bad you still wake up in the middle of the night to peek."
Lin Yiran was silent.
Gu Jianxi returned the mobile phone to Lin Yiran, said "rest early" and turned back to the bedroom.
Lin Yiran looked down at the screen on the phone, recalling the look in Gu Jianxi's eyes when he left, his face became red and purple, he deleted the video in embarrassment and indignation, and then went back to the room.
She wanted to explain it to her to save face, but felt that the explanation was just a cover-up, so she was completely caught in a dilemma.
After a long time, Lin Yiran made up his mind, turned around, "Jianxi—"
"Whoo~"
There was a slight snoring sound, and Lin Yiran could only hold back the words that came to his lips.
But after being so startled, she couldn't fall asleep either. She could only look at the sleeping person with her arm on her pillow.
Gu Jianxi stood by, glanced sideways, and said bluntly: "Lack of exercise."
Lin Yiran pretended not to hear, and lay down quietly, like a salted fish.
"Do you want to take a bath?" Gu Jianxi asked again, but before Lin Yiran could make a sound, he vetoed it on his own, "The bathtubs in the hotel are not very hygienic, so I don't want to take a bath."
Then ask her what to do?
Lin Yiran rolled his eyes at the other party, and then adjusted to a more comfortable lying position, and he didn't even have the strength to complain aloud.
But she still envied Gu Jianxi.
Obviously, she looked about the same figure as her, and obviously she didn't see how the other party was exercising, but after a day of playing, she was the only one who was exhausted, and the other party looked as calm as if she had gone downstairs to buy a breakfast.
Thinking of physical problems, Lin Yiran's thoughts diverged.
With Gu Jianxi's physical strength, how could she stand it?
No, it should be how to suppress it!
Lin Yiran frowned, muttering in his heart that there seemed to be no difference between these two sentences.
"Ranran? Ranran——" Gu Jianxi walked over, kneeling on the edge of the sofa with his left leg, propping his right hand on the back of the sofa, "pressing" on top of Lin Yiran out of thin air, and waved his left hand in front of Lin Yiran Waved, and got closer without getting a response.
The aggravated voice pulled back Lin Yiran who was lost in thought, and then she saw the face approaching her.The tip of the nose is filled with the smell of rose water from the person above. After a whole day of playing, it has faded a lot, and it doesn't look so greasy.
She didn't notice the ambiguous posture of the two of them, her eyes stayed on Gu Jianxi's face.
The skin is like creamy fat, so delicate that no pores can be seen, like soft cotton candy, or milk-flavored jelly...the taste should be very good.
Originally, she was just thinking about it, but she didn't know where her brain was convulsed, so she suddenly raised her chin and looked up.
"Bah-"
The air gradually became frozen and stiff.
When Lin Yiran regained consciousness, her lips were tightly pressed against Gu Jianxi's face, and she maintained a mouth shape of sucking jelly.
Lin Yiran wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to kill herself with a piece of tofu.
If she is guilty, please let God punish her instead of letting her go through this scene that makes her want to dig a hole in it every now and then.
Gu Jianxi was also dumbfounded, but quickly regained consciousness, narrowing her eyes, "You—"
"It was Nijiji who came here!" Lin Yiran subconsciously interrupted the other party, saying something vaguely.
Gu Jianxi's head was full of black lines, "Can you let go of your mouth and speak again."
Lin Yiran paused, his eyes moved down, and he saw that his mouth was still attached to the other side's face.
"..."
Lin Yiran didn't know what expression to show, so she hurriedly opened her mouth.
Then she saw a row of red marks in the shape of small teeth appeared on the fair face in front of her, and there were also traces of suspicious liquid stained on it.
This is no longer a solution that can be solved by drilling a hole. She may need to move to outer space to stay away from Gu Jianxi.
Lin Yiran didn't dare to look at Gu Jianxi's reaction and mood at this time, and forced out a "sorry."
Gu Jianxi propped herself up, wiped her face with a piece of paper on the tea table, with a complicated expression, "You—"
"I'm sorry!" Lin Yiran sat up, "I didn't mean to."
"Oh."
Lin Yiran couldn't tell whether he was angry or not when the words made no waves, so he raised his head slightly to take a sneak peek, but quickly lowered his head after being discovered.
She thought for a while, stretched her cheeks: "Or... I'll give you a bite too?"
Gu Jianxi didn't speak, just quietly looked at the person in front of him.
Lin Yiran also felt that this suggestion was not very good, but she really couldn't think of any other way, so she could only shrug her shoulders and look at the other party pitifully.
"Okay, I'm not angry." Gu Jianxi folded the tissues and threw them into the trash can, "Hurry up and take a shower and rest."
"Are you really not angry?"
Gu Jianxi: "If you want me to be angry, I can be angry too."
Lin Yiran shook his head quickly.
"Then go take a shower."
Lin Yiran got up quickly, went back to the room to get clothes and take a bath.
After washing up, Lin Yiran lay on the bed and leaned against the quilt to check the photos taken today.
I don't know how long it took, but Gu Jianxi also came out after washing. Seeing her staring at the phone, she asked casually while wiping her hair, "What are you looking at?"
"Looking at the photos taken during the day." Lin Yiran curled his lips and held up his mobile phone to signal, "Sister Jianxi, can I post it to Moments?"
Gu Jianxi recalled her own image in those photos, and chose to remain silent.
"If you don't speak, you agree?" Lin Yiran quickly flipped through a few photos, "But sister Jianxi, don't worry, I will make a mosaic for you."
She didn't forget that Gu Jianxi was still an artist, so she still had to take care of the other party's image.
Gu Jianxi: "..."
Lin Yiran looked through and found that he had taken nearly a hundred photos, and the co-shoots of the two of them accounted for less than half.
It seemed that she was going to be dazzled, and when she rolled her eyes, she showed a bright smile at the person not far away, "Sister Jianxi~"
Gu Jianxi turned her head, "Is there something wrong?"
"Do you have time?" Lin Yiran grabbed the phone and moved it slowly, "Help me pick a photo."
She screened it several times, but there were still about [-] photos that she couldn't choose from, and only nine photos could be posted on Moments.
Gu Jianxi glanced at them, and felt that they were all the same, and the self inside was also "out of shape".But she still clicked a few photos in response.
Lin Yiran wrote it down, thanked her, and then went back to the bed and continued to lie down.
She didn't forget what she said just now that she wanted to make a mosaic. After thinking about it, she clicked on one of the group photos and started to make a mosaic.
I was not very proficient in the first one, and it took a long time.But by the time of the second one, I became proficient, and the time was halved, and the remaining few were finished in one fell swoop.
She checked several times to make sure that Gu Jianxi's personal information was not exposed, and then she posted a post slowly, edited the copy, then put the photo, adjusted the position of the photo, and finally sent it.
Almost as soon as the post was posted, Zhou Xiu's news popped up.
——That pile of humanoid mosaics is Gu Jianxi?
Lin Yiran looked at this description, smiled and replied "Yeah".
Zhou Xiu: 666
Zhou Xiu: As expected of you.jpg
Lin Yiran raised her eyebrows, and replied with a "squinting smile" emoji.
At the same time, Gu Jianxi not far away also saw Lin Yiran's news.
She stared at the mosaic-covered photos and fell silent.
Zhou Xiu: I sent you a small video by email, remember to study it carefully when you have time.
Lin Yiran didn't expect that he refused, but the other party sent it anyway.But it doesn't matter if the other party sends it or not, she won't read it anyway.
At this time, Gu Jianxi's unexplained praise came from the side. "Ranran, your mosaic is really good."
Lin Yiran could only stop accusing Zhou Xiu, and turned to look at Gu Jianxi.
The other party still had that bland, almost expressionless expression, which made her a little unclear for a moment whether she was angry or not.
"Cough." Lin Yiran shrunk his neck weakly, "I didn't do this to protect your privacy."
Gu Jianxi asked back: "So you put a mosaic on me from the beginning to the end?"
"Just in case." Lin Yiran's voice weakened, "If there are any styles or commonly used items that are recognized by others, it will be a disaster."
After waiting for a while, Gu Jianxi didn't speak, so she asked cautiously, "Why don't I delete it and post it again?"
"No need." Gu Jianxi raised her hand and pinched the center of her eyebrows, "You can just post it next time."
"But in case someone spreads the photo..."
"Then make our relationship public."
Lin Yiran's heart skipped a beat, his whole body froze, and he raised his head almost quickly, "What?"
Gu Jianxi didn't seem to notice Lin Yiran's abnormality, and explained: "Aren't we friends? It's normal to travel together."
"That's it." Lin Yiran breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, she thought Gu Jianxi meant to disclose their marital status.
After a while, Lin Yiran remembered something.She even added a "memory disorder" to herself in the early days of time travel, and now she is Gu Jianxi's "sister-in-law" in name.
Thinking of this, she fell into silence.
She hasn't indicated to the others that she has completely "recovered memory", does Gu Jianxi also treat her like a sister-in-law?
But would most people sleep with their sister-in-law?Will you travel with your sister-in-law?
It's just her and Gu Jianxi, why is it like a love triangle now?
Lin Yiran scratched his head in distress, always feeling that he had accidentally fallen into a family ethics dispute.
"If you keep grabbing it, your head will go bald."
Lin Yiran regained his senses, looked up at his arm, put it down quickly, and carefully smoothed his hair.
After finally having thick and long black hair, she doesn't want to become bald.
Gu Jianxi: "..."
"Staying up late will make you bald, right?" Lin Yiran thought of this, reached out and touched his head, "It's time for us to sleep."
Gu Jianxi couldn't laugh or cry at this reason, but she didn't refuse, and went to bed after wiping her cheeks.
Lin Yiran watched Gu Jianxi lay down and was about to put down his phone, but saw a new message from Zhou Xiu.
Zhou Xiu: It is a video of tips that can improve the experience of two people.
Experience for two.
Tips.
Lin Yiran's heart skipped a beat, he caught a glimpse of Gu Jianxi's figure from the corner of his eye, but he still held back, turned the screen of the phone to the darkest, put the phone next to the pillow, and closed his eyes.
But those two words seemed to be deeply imprinted in her mind, and they would emerge as soon as she closed her eyes, like a feather sweeping back and forth on her heart, making her so itchy that she couldn't sleep.
Lin Yiran maintained the posture of lying on his side for a long time, until his arms became stiff, so he moved his body slightly.
She listened for a while, but she didn't hear anything. She turned her head carefully to make sure that Gu Jianxi was asleep, and then carefully reached out to fumble for the phone.
She tentatively unlocked it, then stopped and turned her head to look at Gu Jianxi.
The other party still didn't move, it should be in a deep sleep.
But after the previous embarrassing experiences, she can no longer tell whether Gu Jianxi is sleeping with her eyes closed or resting her mind.
She thought about it, carefully lifted the quilt, and tiptoed to the hall with her mobile phone.
Worried that turning on the light would wake Gu Jianxi up, Lin Yiran could only use the dim light to find the position of the sofa, and then sat down.
She looked around, and after confirming, she clicked on the mailbox, found Zhou Xiufa's file, and clicked to download it.
After about a few minutes, the video download is complete.
She bit her lip, her fingers stopped in mid-air, and after struggling for a long time, she pressed down on the "start button".
As soon as the screen lit up, an English title appeared. The translation would probably be--Tips for Women to Get Happiness two girls on the bed.
The front is theoretical knowledge, and the back is actual combat.
Lin Yiran turned the volume to mute and couldn't hear the sound, but his face was still red.
Bright or dark lights hit her face, making her stand out like a firefly in a dim environment.
Lin Yiran was engrossed in watching it, completely ignoring the approaching figure.
Until a ray of light came down, she woke up suddenly.
"What are you looking at?"
A familiar voice came from the top of his head, Lin Yiran subconsciously flipped the phone back, but he was still a step too late, and someone reached out and took it away.
She turned her head stiffly, and with the weak light of her mobile phone, she could only see Gu Jianxi's frowning.
"This, this is what Sister Xiu gave me." She stammered.
Gu Jianxi: "Does it look good?"
"No, it's not pretty."
"It's too bad you still wake up in the middle of the night to peek."
Lin Yiran was silent.
Gu Jianxi returned the mobile phone to Lin Yiran, said "rest early" and turned back to the bedroom.
Lin Yiran looked down at the screen on the phone, recalling the look in Gu Jianxi's eyes when he left, his face became red and purple, he deleted the video in embarrassment and indignation, and then went back to the room.
She wanted to explain it to her to save face, but felt that the explanation was just a cover-up, so she was completely caught in a dilemma.
After a long time, Lin Yiran made up his mind, turned around, "Jianxi—"
"Whoo~"
There was a slight snoring sound, and Lin Yiran could only hold back the words that came to his lips.
But after being so startled, she couldn't fall asleep either. She could only look at the sleeping person with her arm on her pillow.
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