The daily life of Shier and 5t5

It was getting dusk, and there were people coming and going on the street, but few people could notice the figures flashing across the roofs.

If Newton saw that kind of long-distance teleportation, he might be shocked to lift the coffin board.

"You pinch me."

"This will help stimulate the recovery of Shi Erjun's sensory neurons."

"The boobs are too crowded!"

"It is said that it can be squeezed and bigger~"

"...Will you carry five cakes?"

From just now until now, Shi Er and Wujo Wu have been babbling without stopping.

The reason why Gojo Satoru teleports people is also very simple, it is a request from Shier:

"Time can't catch up. Can you take me with your teleportation?"

Gojo Satoru readily agreed.

In fact, taking him to the mall and bickering along the way has no real benefits—it won't help Shier become a stronger partner, and it doesn't contribute to the study of zero magic power.

None of the above two pitiful "purposes for Fu Heisher's life" can constitute the reason why they get along like bad friends now.

When he realized it, Gojo Satoru found that he was already enjoying it.

It's illogical to have this kind of emotion.

Gojo Satoru was still thinking about this while standing upside down on the escalator, observing Shier through the cover of sunglasses.

Shi Er looked very unfriendly, with the words "Why are you looking at me? If you don't accept it, do it" written in both eyes.

Like a vicious big black panther.

Even with a ferocious face, she started to feel a little bit pleasing to the eye.

Wujo Gojo was slightly stunned, but when he heard a "bang", the back of his head hit heavily on the billboard hanging along the escalator.

In Tokyo, Japan, where the crowds are dense and every inch of land is expensive, shopping malls often set up relatively small escalator spaces in order to save space.

This billboard is only 180cm.

Gojo Satoru's current height is 188cm.

In the evaluation of the "no lower limit" spell, a fragile blunt weapon like a billboard is not considered a threat, so it was not triggered.

The reason why "Six Eyes" didn't even notice the billboard was partly because the previous battle with Shi'er consumed a lot of his attention;

On the other hand, all his "six eyes" were used to look at Shier just now.

Gojo Satoru touched the bag that was slowly bulging at the back of his head.

... He has only shown his flaws twice since he was born, and each time was in front of this man.

Shi Er obviously didn't know how unlikely this was, because it was the first time he saw the baby face embarrassing, the man laughed viciously, he was rocked back and forth with laughter, and tears overflowed.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey, that's enough, be careful that extreme joy begets sorrow."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The escalator moved forward slowly.

"Boom."

Shir bumped into the same billboard while performing the "Lean" action in "Lean Back".

Gojo Wuliang sneered: "Pfft."

Shi'er raised his head with a dead face, his forehead was red and slowly swollen.

...By the way, he seems to be as tall as a baby face.

Tsk, the mere billboard is so hard, I miscalculated.