The daily life of Shier and 5t5
Chapter 64
This is the first time they are not sleeping in the same bed for lust.
The time for peaceful sleep is very short, but when I wake up, I feel a different kind of fullness and warmth in my heart.
Gojo Satoru groped for the phone while holding Shirley in his arms, and answered it in a daze.
——One of the few people who was not blacklisted by him yesterday, the super conjurer 99 Yuki.
"I helped you a lot yesterday. As a reward, I will lend you Mr. Shi Er for a few days." Sister Yu's voice came.
"No." Wutiao Wu hugged him tighter again, "He has a master."
"Well, how stingy." Youji complained, "I don't know who I'm working so hard for. Now that I have achieved results, I can't even bear to pay some benefits."
Wujo Wuyilin: "The matter of zero magic power, is it settled?"
"That's right," Yuki said, "let's find someone to talk about in detail."
After an hour.
"Ah—" Youji stretched his waist, "Mr. Shier is still as handsome as ever."
Shi Er sat next to Gojo Wu, and turned to see Wu Miaomiao changing 99 Yuki's remarks to "Fox Spirit Special".
"..." What the hell is the naming method.
"Why do you think it's here?" Gojo Gojo said with a stinky face.
They are now in a duck boat floating in the center of a lake in the suburbs, surrounded by water, which reminds him of the bad memory of a certain river last night.
"Because this kind of no-man's land is the most difficult place to be monitored." Youji said with a smile, "If what I say next is heard by the higher-ups, the three of us will all be sentenced to death."
"Then you have to be able to kill." Wujo Wu laughed.
"Where do I start..." Youji sorted out his thoughts, "Let's talk about the laws I discovered over the years first."
Both men cheered up.
"Throughout the thousands of years of history in the magic world, it is always difficult to distinguish between the magician and the magician. No matter how powerful the magician or the magician is, they cannot cause a devastating blow to the opposing race."
Yuki looked at Gojo Satoru, "From a modern point of view, Gojo classmate, your birth and the Mantra Riot happened to start in the same year."
Shi Er noticed that Wujo Wu's face was very heavy, it seemed that he had already noticed this.
"The sorcerer is strong, and the spell spirit is also strong, and they always maintain a delicate balance. Isn't this very unnatural?" Yuji said in a tone of telling ghost stories, "It's almost like... some conscious body deliberately Same control."
"What kind of religious beliefs do gods and Buddhas have?"
"It's not the same." Yuki said, "I've traveled all over the years, and I've discovered one thing—compared to Japan, there are far fewer curse spirits in other districts, and the farther away from Tokyo, Japan, the more cursed spirits there are. The less the spirit interferes."
"You're implying..."
"Yes, that guy has something to do with you two." Youji said with a smile, "The astral body incident three years ago, and the mastermind behind it, Tianyuan."
"...Just kidding." Wujo Wu's sunglasses fell off half.
Shir pondered.
You Ji asked: "By the way, Mr. Shier, have you ever wondered why the magic world hates heaven and curses so much?"
"—Because I can enter and exit the Tianyuan Barrier at will." Shi Er said flatly and slowly.
Gojo Satoru opened his cat eyes.
"Bingo~ As expected of the man I'm looking for, it's obvious." Yuki winked at him.
Shi Er silently looked out of the boat.
When he was young, he thought countless times why the strong in the magic world were respected, but his power was not recognized by the family.
Zero mana?
Unable to exorcise the curse spirit?
As long as he is given one of the worst incantation tools, he can still exorcise super-level incantation spirits that even the Patriarch cannot defeat.
However, when he showed his outstanding physical skills, the only ones who greeted him were "trash", "disgraceful to the Chanyuan family", "nothing", "you are not worthy of being born in this world"...
It's a joke that this kind of thing happened to a Zenyuan family who are eager for talents.
Is the party the same?
——No, it's just fear.
Fearing, if even zero spell power can become the strongest in the magic world, then what is the magic power that conjurers are proud of?
Terrified, zero mana power is not bound by the rules of mana power at all. In this way, wouldn't the Tianyuan Barrier be nothing?
Shi Er felt suddenly enlightened.
Because you are afraid of him, you deny his power, even his existence.
He tried his best to suppress him, and he was called "trash" and "wild monkey" continuously from birth, and the insults and abuse went deep into his bone marrow, until even he himself believed it.
The Chanyuan family tried to put him to death many times. Even if he failed, he would spend his whole life with the idea of self-denial and self-destruction, rotting and dying somewhere outside the magical world.
Shi Er laughed out loud.
He thought he was inherently hopeless.
In the end, was it just that someone deliberately made him think so?
"You are an existence that can shake the foundation of the entire magic world, so we have to guard against it." Yuki said, "Even the 'star plasma body' Riko Tenouchi was a lie, on the one hand to protect the real 'star plasma body', on the other hand On the one hand, I’m afraid it’s leading you to fall into Wu Jun’s hands.”
"That's right, only he can hurt me." Shi Er said with a smile, "It almost made their plot come true."
"Or I secretly bribed Sister Nitzi to cure you." Yuki squinted Gojo Satoru, "It's not like that guy is sitting on his hands and enjoying the rewards, and now he is tyrannical and won't let go—"
When Shier died three years ago, Gojo Satoru was only slightly sorry. It was not until Xia Youjie rebelled the next year, and 99 Youji told him about "another way to paradise", that the three began to plan to protect Shier from the high-level down.
Life imprisonment, in exchange for Shire signing a curse that cannot harm the magician, and Wujo Satoru as a supervisor.
...After all, those old men didn't expect that Gojo Satoru would be so abnormal that he would get out with his sworn enemy later.
You Ji thought that the "strongest" who would never grow up would just let him go with a smile on his face, but seeing Gojo Satoru sitting upright, he said to her, "Thank you. If there is a need in the future, the whole Gojo clan will give you their all to help you."
"Don't wait for the future, now is the time." Yuji said, "By the way, Mr. Shi Er, I have such a big breakthrough this time, thanks to your 'similar'."
"?"
"She lived...or 'hidden' in the Siberian wilderness, with zero magic power. I thought her appearance had Japanese traces, so I checked her ancestors—" Yuki said, "She is also a It's called 'Chan Yuan'."
"..."
"What a coincidence, the only three heavens and curses in this world all came from the Zenyuan family. It's a pity that heaven and curses were never recorded in the genealogy of the Zenyuan, otherwise I would have discovered it long ago." Yuji said.
Shi'er looked down at his palms: "What do you mean by heaven and curse?"
"Let's put it this way, the rule created by Tianyuan is to turn evil thoughts into mantras, but it is not the only supreme consciousness with the ability to create the world, such as the legend of Japanese monsters."
"When a person accepts two sets of rules, he or she will become a voter of that set of rules. The Chanyuan family has two sets of rules."
"And you," Yuki pointed at him, "just happened to stand in the middle of the two rules."
"...That's pretty lucky," Shir shrugged, "I don't have to abide by the rules of either party, nor can I get 'favor' from either party."
"That's right. To a certain extent, there is a fine line between a magic genius and a magic waste." Yuki sighed, "Fu Heihui is only a little bit more inclined than you in magic, and he has the ability to subdue the 'shikigami' ''s ten shadow spells."
"'Shikigami' or something, is it similar to the legend of monsters?" Yuki smiled mysteriously, "That's right, there are two rules of Zenyuan family, and the other one comes from the world of monsters."
school.
The principal's speech was still going on, Kei and Natsume were walking in the empty campus, the jade dog in front of them kept sniffing at the face, and headed in one direction.
Natsume's eyes fell on Jade Dog, and said softly: "It's amazing, monsters and curse spirits are not connected to each other, but Hui's shikigami seems to connect our world together."
Jade Dog suddenly turned his head and gave Hui a "bark". Hui raised his eyes and saw a little boy in green clothes playing a skateboard alone.
"found it."
In the new school year, a boy named "Zhi Nian Shi Ye" was transferred from another class. He was gentle and polite to the teacher, but turned into a withdrawn problem child.
When the opening ceremony came, the person disappeared.
Hui recalled that Jade Dog could detect the smell of Chinen, so he took the initiative to mention knowing the location of the new classmate.The teacher was worried about him, so he asked Natsume and Kei to accompany him.
Just five minutes into the search.
"Student Chinian, please go back with us." Hui Leng said calmly.
Chinen was taken aback, the belt like a cat's tail blew up slightly, the skateboard deftly turned around and regained its balance.
"You, you are the school bully 'Brother Fu Hei'!" He yelled aggressively, "Hmph, I'm not afraid of you!"
——This is actually the main reason why the teacher is worried about Hui.
"Everyone is worried about you, Chinen-san." Natsume said gently, "We are here to find you back in class."
Chinen dispelled some doubts, at this moment, they heard a little girl whispering outside the school wall.
"...I can't climb up, Nanako..."
"If I had known that there would be more to do, I wouldn't have accepted this task. Oh, the skirt is all stained..."
Three little ones inside the wall: "?"
Don't dare to enter through the main entrance when you are late, do you think you are the best classmate?
Finally, a little girl in school uniform wriggled up to the top of the wall. While pulling another little girl under the wall, she turned her head and saw Hui at a glance.
"Wow, Nanako, we are so lucky!" She said pleasantly, "You don't have to work hard to sneak into the school."
Hui slightly opened his eyes.
Mana?Conjurer?
...or Curse Master?
He took a step back and took Natsume's hand.
"Hui-kun is a handsome little brother." Mimiko said with a smile, "We are looking forward to becoming a family with Hui-kun."
Hui pulled Natsume and turned around and ran away.
The snake-shaped curse spirit tore Tuotuo into pieces and bit Hui's body.He let go of his hand to push Natsume away, but Natsume clenched his wrist in turn, and the two children were swallowed into the belly of the giant snake curse spirit.
"Fortunately, there is Master Xia You's curse spirit." Mimiko who was sitting on the wall said, "Let's go back with our new family."
The whole process took less than ten seconds, and the children who were there just now disappeared in an instant.
Chinen, who was watching the whole process, fell off the skateboard.
"really……"
at the same time.
Gojo Satoru, who was talking in detail, suddenly sat up, the duck boat shook violently, he pressed Shir's shoulder without saying a word, and the two appeared by the outer wall of the school in an instant.
"Five?"
"Someone took Hui away." Gojo Satoru quickly took in the information of the crime scene, "It's a filth I've never seen before."
He asked the boy on the skateboard who was completely stunned: "What happened just now, please repeat."
Although Zhi Nian Shi was frightened, he had a good memory and told the whole process in detail, even the title "Master Xia You" was not bad at all.
Gojo Satoru breathed a sigh of relief, another worry arose.
Turning around, he saw that Shi'er's neck was bulging with veins, his face was extremely terrifying, and he was only a string away from going crazy.
"Jie won't hurt the young conjurer," Gojo Satoru said.
——"Jay"?
After being separated for so long, they still use such an intimate title.
Shi'er's mind hummed as if it had been hit hard by a sinking bell, and his vision was distorted into chaotic lines.
One sentence blurted out: "You trust him so much? Also, Huiben is not your son."
"..." Gojo Satoru was stunned.
His reason returned instantly, and Shi Er immediately realized his gaffe.
"Sorry. I was too impatient." He pinched the bridge of his nose with a red mark, "It's not your fault, I probably provoked the curse master's revenge."
Look at what he was like just now, like a mad cow that lost its cub and became jealous.
It's so bad.
Terrible.
How can a wild monkey like myself deserve the affection of others.
He felt that he didn't have the face to stay here anymore, so he whispered "Sorry", then turned and left.
"Extremely." Gojo Satoru called him to stop.
Serious, but not angry.
"Hui is my first student, and I feel your anger." He looked serious, "...Also, I'm sorry for making you feel so insecure."
The stinging heart seemed to be scalded by warm water, and it was even more uncomfortable because of self-blame in an instant.
"No, I forgot what I said just now." I don't know what to say, "The Panxing Cult has too many strongholds, so let's split up."
"Care" is the heaviest burden.
He should have known that since he chose to restore his sense of taste, he should accept that sweetness is always accompanied by bitterness.
"Huihui will be fine." Gojo Satoru gave him a hug.
——Hui will be fine.Shir's heart relaxed a little.It seems that Gojo Satoru said so, this promise will definitely become a reality.
After all, it is Wujo Wu, the invincible Wujo Wu, the Wujo Wu you believe in.
A female conjurer who was in charge of taking care of Hui died at the hands of another curser, and her body lay quietly outside the school.
Gojo Satoru mobilized all trustworthy people to find the source of the filth. At the same time, Hui also met the "most vicious curser" called "Master Xia You".
Contrary to Hui's imagination, Xia Youjie's first feeling for him was gentleness.
He gently helped ordinary people who came to seek help to exorcise the curse spirit, and was praised as "Buddha" by the seekers.
Then, with a gentle smile, he released the curse spirit to tear the worthless ex-rich man into pieces.
He walked towards Hui, the cassock was not stained with blood.
"Dirty monkeys, aren't they? Weak, mean, and not of our species."
Hui didn't speak, and stood in front of Xia Mu faintly.
"You really look like that wild monkey." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes slightly, "But I will forgive you for that, after all, we cannot choose our own origin."
Hui knew he shouldn't provoke the other party, but insulting his father stepped on his bottom line.
"Father is fine." His voice was steady. "He's no different from me, no different from anyone else."
"Poor child, they have been brainwashed. But it doesn't matter, I will build a paradise where you and magicians can live freely."
Xia Youjie suddenly noticed something: "You have the filthy spell of enlightenment on your body."
"Gojo Satoru is my teacher." And father.
There was an imperceptible trace of nostalgia in Xia Youjie's eyes.
"To...to..." The curse spirit coiled around Xia Youjie's body called vaguely.
Hui glanced at it and asked in surprise, "Ugly treasure?"
"Ototo." Ugly Bao responded.
But what the hell is ototo, ugly treasure is calling his brother?
... Hey.
Hui immediately recalled the long dusty memories of being entangled in this fat bug to feed milk powder and put him to sleep.
"Do you know 'Arsenal'... also." Xia Youjie greeted the little girls, "Nanako, Mimiko, bring your new brother to play."
"Hey, is the other monkey also there?" The girl looked at Natsume.
"Kill it and throw it away."
"Jade dog!"
The boy and two big dogs stood in front of Natsume as a protector. He looked straight into the curser's eyes and said, "No matter what your paradise is, you must never touch my friends and family."
Xia Youjie watched the still weak child quietly, as if recalling something.
Kei took his silence for intransigence.
What should I do, do I really want to...
If I do this, I can protect my father and Natsume...
"Nurube Yura..."
"I see." Xia Youjie said suddenly.
He knelt down and looked at the little boy at the same level, as if sighing.
The ugly treasure slipped from his shoulder, Hui instinctively caught it, and looked at the cursed master who suddenly lost all murderous intent inexplicably.
"'Arsenal' is under my control, it will take care of you." Xia Youjie said, "Go and play, be good."
Hui hugged Choubao and blinked.
10 minute later.
"Hui Jun, is it really your brother?" In the small dark room in the teaching center, Natsume stretched out his little hand, wanting to touch the ugly treasure but not daring to touch it.
"No." Hui denied it firmly, and then was a little surprised: "Can you see Ugly Treasure? It's a curse spirit."
"And you can touch it." Natsume stroked Ugly Treasure's sparse hair.He raised his head and smiled, "Hui has a very cute brother."
"It's really not brother." Hui Xiaoxiao sighed: "Aren't you afraid? Just now..."
"It's okay, I'm used to having weird guys rushing out of nowhere in the past." Natsume tilted her head slightly, "And it's the first time I heard Hui Jun say that we are friends. I'm so happy."
"..." Kei said, "I will protect Natsume."
Ugly treasure circled around them, humming non-stop.
"Mama, mama."
"Miss your father?" Hui touched its head, "...if only Chou Bao could take me to see him."
Huan Ling paused, then opened his mouth suddenly, and swallowed the little boy whole.
"--benefit!"
This is the third Panxing Cult stronghold that Fuheshier lost along the road.
He can't feel the magic power and filth, but he has extraordinary five senses.He memorizes his son's smell by heart, even if it is a thin smell in the wind, he can still catch it.
The city and the flow of people confuse the taste, but he can be sure that this time the location is correct.
Because there is still the smell of Xia Youjie here.
——Yes, under the stimulation of Gojo Satoru calling his name directly, Shi Er finally remembered the name of that ex-boyfriend.
With a ferocious smile on his face, he stepped into the "tent".
It doesn't matter if you can't bring magic tools or something, if you get there, you just grab others' ones.
The belt at the core of Panxing Sect.
"Master Xia You, Fu Hei has entered the surveillance range. This subordinate will take someone there..."
"Don't go, you are not his opponent." Xia Youjie summoned a few curse spirits, "Consume him first, I have my own way."
"But some members have already left, and this subordinate will go and call them back..."
"It's late." Xia Youjie said in a deep voice.
On the monitor screen of Shi'er, the figures of two curse masters appeared.
Before the spell could be released, black shadows flickered, and a few seconds later, the cursed master's body fell on the ground, and Shier had already got their curse tool in his hand.
He raised his head suddenly, and looked straight into Xia Youjie's eyes through the surveillance screen.
"Thank you for your love," the long knife swung around in Shi'er's hand, and the man smiled and licked the scar on the corner of his mouth, "Treat my two sons well, then wash my ass, and wait for my luck."
The monitor was cut off with a "snap", leaving only a monotonous rustling sound.
The cadre was furious: "Bold!! Wild monkeys are so uneducated."
Xia Youjie looked calm: "Since I dared to let him come, I naturally prepared a way to deal with wild monkeys."
After all, conjurers have some advantages over monkeys. No matter how strong monkeys are, they cannot break through the human realm, but conjurers can learn various spells that are convenient for daily use.
For example, mana can replace breathing in the body without oxygen.
——No matter how powerful humans are, they cannot do this.
Prey has been introduced into the cage.
After being repeatedly bombarded by the curse spirit group, Shi Er was attacked by two first-level curse spirits.
At the same time, the ceiling suddenly opened, and the silver liquid poured down like a waterfall!
……mercury? ! !
Shier immediately held his breath, and the mercury enough to fill the entire secret room washed down, squeezing his internal organs.
Mercury is much denser than the human body, and at the same time, he has to face a sudden increase in buoyancy and resistance, while the two first-level curse spirits are not bound by the rules of the material world, and they can move without hindrance at all!
With only a momentary delay caused by incompatibility, Shi'er's arm was cut open with two wounds, and a large amount of mercury invaded his blood.
He grunted.
Pain is one aspect. If mercury enters the blood circulation, it may range from dizziness to shock.Although his body is resistant, it cannot last too long.
We must quickly get out of our current situation.
"Don't worry, this is a cage specially made for you." Xia Youjie smiled, "Even for the strongest monkey, it takes half an hour to break through the specially made cage."
"—You will sleep in it forever."
The violently fluctuating surface of mercury is gradually stationary.
One of the first-level curse spirits has been exorcised, but exorcising it consumed two pieces of incantation equipment.
No human being would have lived in that condition.
Xia Youjie's eyes darkened slightly.
...It can be regarded as revenge for Riko.
On that day three years ago, this man suddenly broke into his world like a storm, shattering the beautiful fantasy of his student days.
Enlightenment is wrong.
It's not that "they" are the strongest, only Wu "a person" is the strongest.
Xia Youjie realized for the first time that he is not everything, there are people he can't save, and there are dirt that he can't get rid of.
The gunshot rang out, and the blood sprayed on the girl's smile. In a rage, he used the strongest spell, but was still stepped on by the man.
In the background, dense monkeys are applauding the girl's corpse.
...Monkeys, the monkeys he hates the most.
The nightmare should be over now.
A chubby flesh worm curse slowly floated to the surface of the mercury.
"...Arsenal?" Xia Youjie was taken aback.
Isn't it guarding Zenyuanhui?
Ugly Bao hiccupped, his small body opened his huge mouth.
Xia Youjie stared wide-eyed, and took a step back.
"The bad breath is so bad, it's been a while since no one brushed your teeth." Shi Er crouched in Chou Bao's mouth, pinching his nose.The wound on his arm was red and swollen, but his mind was clear.
Strong, confident, as if the whole world doesn't care.
"Father's such a big boy." The man patted Chou Bao, grinned his white teeth, "Go to that stinky owner who starved you so thin, and Dad will teach him a lesson for you."
Shier has no magic power and no conjurer friends.
But he has a "son" who grew up from a small silkworm to a big fat worm.
He doesn't have magic power, but his big boy has it.
You know, the curse spirit can ignore all the rules of the material world, and it is easy to pass through walls and mercury.There are humans hiding in the belly of the curse spirit, it can still do it.
... As for why Choubao can always get rid of Xia Youjie's magic spell, he doesn't know.
...Also, why Choubao refuses to call him father and insists on calling him "mother" is even more puzzling.
Xia Youjie was defeated.
By forcing himself to swallow the mantra like a wet rag, he was indeed much stronger than three years ago, but he would never be as good as Gojo Satoru.
And this man is a strong man who can tie Gojo Satoru.
In the year after Shi Er woke up, the beatings he received from Gojo Wu were not in vain, and his progress was no less than that of Xia Youjie.
What's more, Hui is right behind him.
"Care" is a heavy burden -- and the most powerful force.
The curse masters were either lying on their backs or embedded in the wall, and the two jade dogs watched Mimiko and Nanako respectively, and the girl's cry echoed in the ruined walls.
Shi Er weighed down with his body weight—or riding|sitting on Xia Youjie whose joints were removed, and lighted a cigarette leisurely.
Tobacco is a great way to calm pain.
He looked at the donor's ex-boyfriend through the smoke.
——The appearance is indeed soft and beautiful, especially the long hair is scattered and the battle-damaged posture has been tossed miserably.With an outstanding temperament and strong ability, he is still a classmate who gets along day and night, otherwise he would be tempted.
Gee.
accurate.
"Get away from me, kill or cut as you like." Xia Youjie was angry coldly.
"No." Shi Er said rascally, "For you, contact with wild monkeys is more torture than death, right? I just sit here and don't leave."
Xia Youjie turned his face to one side.
To be honest, when his son was taken away, Shier just wanted to show the public by chopping this guy up, but now that he thought about it—of course he couldn't.
If he killed Wujo Wu's first love, wouldn't Xia You become the white moonlight that he would never forget?
The dead are always the purest and most beautiful memories. Only the living will grow old a little bit, gradually revealing rot and stench, and turning into boring white rice in reality.
You can't die.
Not without vicious thoughts.
But he really didn't understand, how could this guy be willing to abandon such a cute Wu Miaomiao?
"Wujo Wu has been thinking about you, and I can't forget you." Shi Er turned back to Xia Youjie's face, "For you, he was willing to abandon the magic power, and wanted to turn the world into a monkey with zero magic power like me."
Xia Youjie was silent.
"What did you do to betray him? It made him very sad." Shi Er Youyou said, "I was about to fall into my arms and cry."
Xia Youjie couldn't help but glance at him strangely.
...Why do you think this is weird?
He put him and Wu together all the time, his tone... very sour?
Xia Youjie didn't know which of his tendons was wrong, so he asked intuitively, "What's your relationship?"
Shir showed a triumphant smile.
"What about us..." He felt that the words were not powerful enough, so he took out the mobile phone from Ugly Bao.
Shir: Send me some intimate photos.
Husband is invincible and cute:? ? ?
Shir: Don't play dumb, I know you have.
Husband is invincible and cute: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]...
A large number of small yellow pictures came from the other end of the phone, Shi Er looked at it, and his face became stinky.
When did that guy change the notes on my mobile phone again?
"husband"?Shameless.
Also, he originally wanted one or two photos, but when did this guy take so many photos while he wasn't paying attention?
What, drooling in sleep?Disharmony?
It's all messed up.
Looking at this continuous posture, a hundred cards are not enough to make a base.
Shir: Stop. [angry.jpg]
Husband is invincible and cute: Have you found Hui?
Shir: Well, safe.
Husband is invincible and cute: What do you want pictures for? If you miss me, you can broadcast live.
Shir: Angry at someone.
Husband is invincible and cute:?
Shi Er turned off the text message interface, randomly selected a picture of acceptable scale, smiled sadly, and stared at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie: "........."
His expression froze for a second.
Seeing the expression of the other party's three views being shaken, Shi Er's whole body was relaxed, and the breath in his heart poured out like a dam that was suddenly released after a flood.
Cool, so cool.
There's nothing better than showing your love to your ex-husband.
Will Xia Youjie regret it?Ha, he doesn't care.
It's that shameless.
Shi Er drifted away, Xia Youjie froze and didn't move, so he "kindly" helped him flip through the photos one by one.
Be silly, Xiao Mian.
He watched Xia Youjie's expression change from shock, torn, pale (because of nausea), and finally to numbness.
Top [-] Tortures in Modern Times - Make a straight man look at the little pornographic pictures of men and women, one of them is the only best friend, and the other is the most hated monkey.
Then, Xia Youjie saw a picture with relatively clear water.
It should have been early in the morning, and the dim warm light leaked in through the cracks in the curtains.Fu Heisher's sleepy eyes were blurred, his face rested on Wu's shoulder, and Wu tilted his head slightly to rub against him, his white hair melting into his black hair.
Relaxed, intimate, warm.
Laugh from the bottom of my heart.
Xia Youjie had never seen Tian and Tyrant not killing people, nor had he seen the mature tenderness in Wu's eyes.
...It seems that Satoru has grown up in his absence.
Fortunately, his departure didn't make him sad for too long.
A smile appeared in Xia Youjie's eyes.
The next one is R18.
"..." Xia Youjie died for a second, and then suddenly realized a serious problem.
Wait, this person is crooked.
"Get off me!"
Shi Er had a nasty smile on his face: "I won't go~ I'll show you~"
Xia Youjie is getting more and more wrong, all kinds of pornographic photos he saw just now penetrated into his mind, all the scenes you have are vivid, as if they have been acted out in front of him.
This shameless pervert | ghost!
He is obviously the worst monkey, how could he make that kind of sexy expression...
Xia Youjie bit his lip tightly, a blush appeared on his pale cheeks.
Then he felt the familiar wave of mana.
Looking up, it was Wu.
Xia Youjie and Gojo Wu: "..."
Never expected that the moment when the best friends reunited after Shinjuku would be such a chaotic scene.
Gojo Satoru also thought about whether Jie would be beaten and bullied miserably, but he never expected that it would be this kind of "bullying".
Although it was not appropriate, he had the urge to change Jay's note to "best friend of the vixen".
Shi Er didn't realize it, stood up carelessly, and said, "He's coming? How to deal with him is up to you."
Gojo Satoru shot him a reproachful look.
Why are you always teasing people casually?
Shi Er pouted, thinking that the other party was blaming him for being too heavy handed.
Xia Youjie looked up at his best friend, racking his brains to think of what to say.
The first sentence should be taken care of, right?It's been a long time to reunite. I'm quite emotional.
Then he blurted out: "Enlightenment. Don't show the private photos casually to others, it will have a bad influence."
Wutiaowu: "..."
...what does this say.
Xia Youjie felt that he had been stimulated into a mental disorder.
Let's talk about the time in the high school again, and bring the atmosphere back on track.
He opened his mouth, and slipped out another sentence without control.
"You actually like men." He said seriously, "Did you discover this orientation when you were in college?"
The time for peaceful sleep is very short, but when I wake up, I feel a different kind of fullness and warmth in my heart.
Gojo Satoru groped for the phone while holding Shirley in his arms, and answered it in a daze.
——One of the few people who was not blacklisted by him yesterday, the super conjurer 99 Yuki.
"I helped you a lot yesterday. As a reward, I will lend you Mr. Shi Er for a few days." Sister Yu's voice came.
"No." Wutiao Wu hugged him tighter again, "He has a master."
"Well, how stingy." Youji complained, "I don't know who I'm working so hard for. Now that I have achieved results, I can't even bear to pay some benefits."
Wujo Wuyilin: "The matter of zero magic power, is it settled?"
"That's right," Yuki said, "let's find someone to talk about in detail."
After an hour.
"Ah—" Youji stretched his waist, "Mr. Shier is still as handsome as ever."
Shi Er sat next to Gojo Wu, and turned to see Wu Miaomiao changing 99 Yuki's remarks to "Fox Spirit Special".
"..." What the hell is the naming method.
"Why do you think it's here?" Gojo Gojo said with a stinky face.
They are now in a duck boat floating in the center of a lake in the suburbs, surrounded by water, which reminds him of the bad memory of a certain river last night.
"Because this kind of no-man's land is the most difficult place to be monitored." Youji said with a smile, "If what I say next is heard by the higher-ups, the three of us will all be sentenced to death."
"Then you have to be able to kill." Wujo Wu laughed.
"Where do I start..." Youji sorted out his thoughts, "Let's talk about the laws I discovered over the years first."
Both men cheered up.
"Throughout the thousands of years of history in the magic world, it is always difficult to distinguish between the magician and the magician. No matter how powerful the magician or the magician is, they cannot cause a devastating blow to the opposing race."
Yuki looked at Gojo Satoru, "From a modern point of view, Gojo classmate, your birth and the Mantra Riot happened to start in the same year."
Shi Er noticed that Wujo Wu's face was very heavy, it seemed that he had already noticed this.
"The sorcerer is strong, and the spell spirit is also strong, and they always maintain a delicate balance. Isn't this very unnatural?" Yuji said in a tone of telling ghost stories, "It's almost like... some conscious body deliberately Same control."
"What kind of religious beliefs do gods and Buddhas have?"
"It's not the same." Yuki said, "I've traveled all over the years, and I've discovered one thing—compared to Japan, there are far fewer curse spirits in other districts, and the farther away from Tokyo, Japan, the more cursed spirits there are. The less the spirit interferes."
"You're implying..."
"Yes, that guy has something to do with you two." Youji said with a smile, "The astral body incident three years ago, and the mastermind behind it, Tianyuan."
"...Just kidding." Wujo Wu's sunglasses fell off half.
Shir pondered.
You Ji asked: "By the way, Mr. Shier, have you ever wondered why the magic world hates heaven and curses so much?"
"—Because I can enter and exit the Tianyuan Barrier at will." Shi Er said flatly and slowly.
Gojo Satoru opened his cat eyes.
"Bingo~ As expected of the man I'm looking for, it's obvious." Yuki winked at him.
Shi Er silently looked out of the boat.
When he was young, he thought countless times why the strong in the magic world were respected, but his power was not recognized by the family.
Zero mana?
Unable to exorcise the curse spirit?
As long as he is given one of the worst incantation tools, he can still exorcise super-level incantation spirits that even the Patriarch cannot defeat.
However, when he showed his outstanding physical skills, the only ones who greeted him were "trash", "disgraceful to the Chanyuan family", "nothing", "you are not worthy of being born in this world"...
It's a joke that this kind of thing happened to a Zenyuan family who are eager for talents.
Is the party the same?
——No, it's just fear.
Fearing, if even zero spell power can become the strongest in the magic world, then what is the magic power that conjurers are proud of?
Terrified, zero mana power is not bound by the rules of mana power at all. In this way, wouldn't the Tianyuan Barrier be nothing?
Shi Er felt suddenly enlightened.
Because you are afraid of him, you deny his power, even his existence.
He tried his best to suppress him, and he was called "trash" and "wild monkey" continuously from birth, and the insults and abuse went deep into his bone marrow, until even he himself believed it.
The Chanyuan family tried to put him to death many times. Even if he failed, he would spend his whole life with the idea of self-denial and self-destruction, rotting and dying somewhere outside the magical world.
Shi Er laughed out loud.
He thought he was inherently hopeless.
In the end, was it just that someone deliberately made him think so?
"You are an existence that can shake the foundation of the entire magic world, so we have to guard against it." Yuki said, "Even the 'star plasma body' Riko Tenouchi was a lie, on the one hand to protect the real 'star plasma body', on the other hand On the one hand, I’m afraid it’s leading you to fall into Wu Jun’s hands.”
"That's right, only he can hurt me." Shi Er said with a smile, "It almost made their plot come true."
"Or I secretly bribed Sister Nitzi to cure you." Yuki squinted Gojo Satoru, "It's not like that guy is sitting on his hands and enjoying the rewards, and now he is tyrannical and won't let go—"
When Shier died three years ago, Gojo Satoru was only slightly sorry. It was not until Xia Youjie rebelled the next year, and 99 Youji told him about "another way to paradise", that the three began to plan to protect Shier from the high-level down.
Life imprisonment, in exchange for Shire signing a curse that cannot harm the magician, and Wujo Satoru as a supervisor.
...After all, those old men didn't expect that Gojo Satoru would be so abnormal that he would get out with his sworn enemy later.
You Ji thought that the "strongest" who would never grow up would just let him go with a smile on his face, but seeing Gojo Satoru sitting upright, he said to her, "Thank you. If there is a need in the future, the whole Gojo clan will give you their all to help you."
"Don't wait for the future, now is the time." Yuji said, "By the way, Mr. Shi Er, I have such a big breakthrough this time, thanks to your 'similar'."
"?"
"She lived...or 'hidden' in the Siberian wilderness, with zero magic power. I thought her appearance had Japanese traces, so I checked her ancestors—" Yuki said, "She is also a It's called 'Chan Yuan'."
"..."
"What a coincidence, the only three heavens and curses in this world all came from the Zenyuan family. It's a pity that heaven and curses were never recorded in the genealogy of the Zenyuan, otherwise I would have discovered it long ago." Yuji said.
Shi'er looked down at his palms: "What do you mean by heaven and curse?"
"Let's put it this way, the rule created by Tianyuan is to turn evil thoughts into mantras, but it is not the only supreme consciousness with the ability to create the world, such as the legend of Japanese monsters."
"When a person accepts two sets of rules, he or she will become a voter of that set of rules. The Chanyuan family has two sets of rules."
"And you," Yuki pointed at him, "just happened to stand in the middle of the two rules."
"...That's pretty lucky," Shir shrugged, "I don't have to abide by the rules of either party, nor can I get 'favor' from either party."
"That's right. To a certain extent, there is a fine line between a magic genius and a magic waste." Yuki sighed, "Fu Heihui is only a little bit more inclined than you in magic, and he has the ability to subdue the 'shikigami' ''s ten shadow spells."
"'Shikigami' or something, is it similar to the legend of monsters?" Yuki smiled mysteriously, "That's right, there are two rules of Zenyuan family, and the other one comes from the world of monsters."
school.
The principal's speech was still going on, Kei and Natsume were walking in the empty campus, the jade dog in front of them kept sniffing at the face, and headed in one direction.
Natsume's eyes fell on Jade Dog, and said softly: "It's amazing, monsters and curse spirits are not connected to each other, but Hui's shikigami seems to connect our world together."
Jade Dog suddenly turned his head and gave Hui a "bark". Hui raised his eyes and saw a little boy in green clothes playing a skateboard alone.
"found it."
In the new school year, a boy named "Zhi Nian Shi Ye" was transferred from another class. He was gentle and polite to the teacher, but turned into a withdrawn problem child.
When the opening ceremony came, the person disappeared.
Hui recalled that Jade Dog could detect the smell of Chinen, so he took the initiative to mention knowing the location of the new classmate.The teacher was worried about him, so he asked Natsume and Kei to accompany him.
Just five minutes into the search.
"Student Chinian, please go back with us." Hui Leng said calmly.
Chinen was taken aback, the belt like a cat's tail blew up slightly, the skateboard deftly turned around and regained its balance.
"You, you are the school bully 'Brother Fu Hei'!" He yelled aggressively, "Hmph, I'm not afraid of you!"
——This is actually the main reason why the teacher is worried about Hui.
"Everyone is worried about you, Chinen-san." Natsume said gently, "We are here to find you back in class."
Chinen dispelled some doubts, at this moment, they heard a little girl whispering outside the school wall.
"...I can't climb up, Nanako..."
"If I had known that there would be more to do, I wouldn't have accepted this task. Oh, the skirt is all stained..."
Three little ones inside the wall: "?"
Don't dare to enter through the main entrance when you are late, do you think you are the best classmate?
Finally, a little girl in school uniform wriggled up to the top of the wall. While pulling another little girl under the wall, she turned her head and saw Hui at a glance.
"Wow, Nanako, we are so lucky!" She said pleasantly, "You don't have to work hard to sneak into the school."
Hui slightly opened his eyes.
Mana?Conjurer?
...or Curse Master?
He took a step back and took Natsume's hand.
"Hui-kun is a handsome little brother." Mimiko said with a smile, "We are looking forward to becoming a family with Hui-kun."
Hui pulled Natsume and turned around and ran away.
The snake-shaped curse spirit tore Tuotuo into pieces and bit Hui's body.He let go of his hand to push Natsume away, but Natsume clenched his wrist in turn, and the two children were swallowed into the belly of the giant snake curse spirit.
"Fortunately, there is Master Xia You's curse spirit." Mimiko who was sitting on the wall said, "Let's go back with our new family."
The whole process took less than ten seconds, and the children who were there just now disappeared in an instant.
Chinen, who was watching the whole process, fell off the skateboard.
"really……"
at the same time.
Gojo Satoru, who was talking in detail, suddenly sat up, the duck boat shook violently, he pressed Shir's shoulder without saying a word, and the two appeared by the outer wall of the school in an instant.
"Five?"
"Someone took Hui away." Gojo Satoru quickly took in the information of the crime scene, "It's a filth I've never seen before."
He asked the boy on the skateboard who was completely stunned: "What happened just now, please repeat."
Although Zhi Nian Shi was frightened, he had a good memory and told the whole process in detail, even the title "Master Xia You" was not bad at all.
Gojo Satoru breathed a sigh of relief, another worry arose.
Turning around, he saw that Shi'er's neck was bulging with veins, his face was extremely terrifying, and he was only a string away from going crazy.
"Jie won't hurt the young conjurer," Gojo Satoru said.
——"Jay"?
After being separated for so long, they still use such an intimate title.
Shi'er's mind hummed as if it had been hit hard by a sinking bell, and his vision was distorted into chaotic lines.
One sentence blurted out: "You trust him so much? Also, Huiben is not your son."
"..." Gojo Satoru was stunned.
His reason returned instantly, and Shi Er immediately realized his gaffe.
"Sorry. I was too impatient." He pinched the bridge of his nose with a red mark, "It's not your fault, I probably provoked the curse master's revenge."
Look at what he was like just now, like a mad cow that lost its cub and became jealous.
It's so bad.
Terrible.
How can a wild monkey like myself deserve the affection of others.
He felt that he didn't have the face to stay here anymore, so he whispered "Sorry", then turned and left.
"Extremely." Gojo Satoru called him to stop.
Serious, but not angry.
"Hui is my first student, and I feel your anger." He looked serious, "...Also, I'm sorry for making you feel so insecure."
The stinging heart seemed to be scalded by warm water, and it was even more uncomfortable because of self-blame in an instant.
"No, I forgot what I said just now." I don't know what to say, "The Panxing Cult has too many strongholds, so let's split up."
"Care" is the heaviest burden.
He should have known that since he chose to restore his sense of taste, he should accept that sweetness is always accompanied by bitterness.
"Huihui will be fine." Gojo Satoru gave him a hug.
——Hui will be fine.Shir's heart relaxed a little.It seems that Gojo Satoru said so, this promise will definitely become a reality.
After all, it is Wujo Wu, the invincible Wujo Wu, the Wujo Wu you believe in.
A female conjurer who was in charge of taking care of Hui died at the hands of another curser, and her body lay quietly outside the school.
Gojo Satoru mobilized all trustworthy people to find the source of the filth. At the same time, Hui also met the "most vicious curser" called "Master Xia You".
Contrary to Hui's imagination, Xia Youjie's first feeling for him was gentleness.
He gently helped ordinary people who came to seek help to exorcise the curse spirit, and was praised as "Buddha" by the seekers.
Then, with a gentle smile, he released the curse spirit to tear the worthless ex-rich man into pieces.
He walked towards Hui, the cassock was not stained with blood.
"Dirty monkeys, aren't they? Weak, mean, and not of our species."
Hui didn't speak, and stood in front of Xia Mu faintly.
"You really look like that wild monkey." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes slightly, "But I will forgive you for that, after all, we cannot choose our own origin."
Hui knew he shouldn't provoke the other party, but insulting his father stepped on his bottom line.
"Father is fine." His voice was steady. "He's no different from me, no different from anyone else."
"Poor child, they have been brainwashed. But it doesn't matter, I will build a paradise where you and magicians can live freely."
Xia Youjie suddenly noticed something: "You have the filthy spell of enlightenment on your body."
"Gojo Satoru is my teacher." And father.
There was an imperceptible trace of nostalgia in Xia Youjie's eyes.
"To...to..." The curse spirit coiled around Xia Youjie's body called vaguely.
Hui glanced at it and asked in surprise, "Ugly treasure?"
"Ototo." Ugly Bao responded.
But what the hell is ototo, ugly treasure is calling his brother?
... Hey.
Hui immediately recalled the long dusty memories of being entangled in this fat bug to feed milk powder and put him to sleep.
"Do you know 'Arsenal'... also." Xia Youjie greeted the little girls, "Nanako, Mimiko, bring your new brother to play."
"Hey, is the other monkey also there?" The girl looked at Natsume.
"Kill it and throw it away."
"Jade dog!"
The boy and two big dogs stood in front of Natsume as a protector. He looked straight into the curser's eyes and said, "No matter what your paradise is, you must never touch my friends and family."
Xia Youjie watched the still weak child quietly, as if recalling something.
Kei took his silence for intransigence.
What should I do, do I really want to...
If I do this, I can protect my father and Natsume...
"Nurube Yura..."
"I see." Xia Youjie said suddenly.
He knelt down and looked at the little boy at the same level, as if sighing.
The ugly treasure slipped from his shoulder, Hui instinctively caught it, and looked at the cursed master who suddenly lost all murderous intent inexplicably.
"'Arsenal' is under my control, it will take care of you." Xia Youjie said, "Go and play, be good."
Hui hugged Choubao and blinked.
10 minute later.
"Hui Jun, is it really your brother?" In the small dark room in the teaching center, Natsume stretched out his little hand, wanting to touch the ugly treasure but not daring to touch it.
"No." Hui denied it firmly, and then was a little surprised: "Can you see Ugly Treasure? It's a curse spirit."
"And you can touch it." Natsume stroked Ugly Treasure's sparse hair.He raised his head and smiled, "Hui has a very cute brother."
"It's really not brother." Hui Xiaoxiao sighed: "Aren't you afraid? Just now..."
"It's okay, I'm used to having weird guys rushing out of nowhere in the past." Natsume tilted her head slightly, "And it's the first time I heard Hui Jun say that we are friends. I'm so happy."
"..." Kei said, "I will protect Natsume."
Ugly treasure circled around them, humming non-stop.
"Mama, mama."
"Miss your father?" Hui touched its head, "...if only Chou Bao could take me to see him."
Huan Ling paused, then opened his mouth suddenly, and swallowed the little boy whole.
"--benefit!"
This is the third Panxing Cult stronghold that Fuheshier lost along the road.
He can't feel the magic power and filth, but he has extraordinary five senses.He memorizes his son's smell by heart, even if it is a thin smell in the wind, he can still catch it.
The city and the flow of people confuse the taste, but he can be sure that this time the location is correct.
Because there is still the smell of Xia Youjie here.
——Yes, under the stimulation of Gojo Satoru calling his name directly, Shi Er finally remembered the name of that ex-boyfriend.
With a ferocious smile on his face, he stepped into the "tent".
It doesn't matter if you can't bring magic tools or something, if you get there, you just grab others' ones.
The belt at the core of Panxing Sect.
"Master Xia You, Fu Hei has entered the surveillance range. This subordinate will take someone there..."
"Don't go, you are not his opponent." Xia Youjie summoned a few curse spirits, "Consume him first, I have my own way."
"But some members have already left, and this subordinate will go and call them back..."
"It's late." Xia Youjie said in a deep voice.
On the monitor screen of Shi'er, the figures of two curse masters appeared.
Before the spell could be released, black shadows flickered, and a few seconds later, the cursed master's body fell on the ground, and Shier had already got their curse tool in his hand.
He raised his head suddenly, and looked straight into Xia Youjie's eyes through the surveillance screen.
"Thank you for your love," the long knife swung around in Shi'er's hand, and the man smiled and licked the scar on the corner of his mouth, "Treat my two sons well, then wash my ass, and wait for my luck."
The monitor was cut off with a "snap", leaving only a monotonous rustling sound.
The cadre was furious: "Bold!! Wild monkeys are so uneducated."
Xia Youjie looked calm: "Since I dared to let him come, I naturally prepared a way to deal with wild monkeys."
After all, conjurers have some advantages over monkeys. No matter how strong monkeys are, they cannot break through the human realm, but conjurers can learn various spells that are convenient for daily use.
For example, mana can replace breathing in the body without oxygen.
——No matter how powerful humans are, they cannot do this.
Prey has been introduced into the cage.
After being repeatedly bombarded by the curse spirit group, Shi Er was attacked by two first-level curse spirits.
At the same time, the ceiling suddenly opened, and the silver liquid poured down like a waterfall!
……mercury? ! !
Shier immediately held his breath, and the mercury enough to fill the entire secret room washed down, squeezing his internal organs.
Mercury is much denser than the human body, and at the same time, he has to face a sudden increase in buoyancy and resistance, while the two first-level curse spirits are not bound by the rules of the material world, and they can move without hindrance at all!
With only a momentary delay caused by incompatibility, Shi'er's arm was cut open with two wounds, and a large amount of mercury invaded his blood.
He grunted.
Pain is one aspect. If mercury enters the blood circulation, it may range from dizziness to shock.Although his body is resistant, it cannot last too long.
We must quickly get out of our current situation.
"Don't worry, this is a cage specially made for you." Xia Youjie smiled, "Even for the strongest monkey, it takes half an hour to break through the specially made cage."
"—You will sleep in it forever."
The violently fluctuating surface of mercury is gradually stationary.
One of the first-level curse spirits has been exorcised, but exorcising it consumed two pieces of incantation equipment.
No human being would have lived in that condition.
Xia Youjie's eyes darkened slightly.
...It can be regarded as revenge for Riko.
On that day three years ago, this man suddenly broke into his world like a storm, shattering the beautiful fantasy of his student days.
Enlightenment is wrong.
It's not that "they" are the strongest, only Wu "a person" is the strongest.
Xia Youjie realized for the first time that he is not everything, there are people he can't save, and there are dirt that he can't get rid of.
The gunshot rang out, and the blood sprayed on the girl's smile. In a rage, he used the strongest spell, but was still stepped on by the man.
In the background, dense monkeys are applauding the girl's corpse.
...Monkeys, the monkeys he hates the most.
The nightmare should be over now.
A chubby flesh worm curse slowly floated to the surface of the mercury.
"...Arsenal?" Xia Youjie was taken aback.
Isn't it guarding Zenyuanhui?
Ugly Bao hiccupped, his small body opened his huge mouth.
Xia Youjie stared wide-eyed, and took a step back.
"The bad breath is so bad, it's been a while since no one brushed your teeth." Shi Er crouched in Chou Bao's mouth, pinching his nose.The wound on his arm was red and swollen, but his mind was clear.
Strong, confident, as if the whole world doesn't care.
"Father's such a big boy." The man patted Chou Bao, grinned his white teeth, "Go to that stinky owner who starved you so thin, and Dad will teach him a lesson for you."
Shier has no magic power and no conjurer friends.
But he has a "son" who grew up from a small silkworm to a big fat worm.
He doesn't have magic power, but his big boy has it.
You know, the curse spirit can ignore all the rules of the material world, and it is easy to pass through walls and mercury.There are humans hiding in the belly of the curse spirit, it can still do it.
... As for why Choubao can always get rid of Xia Youjie's magic spell, he doesn't know.
...Also, why Choubao refuses to call him father and insists on calling him "mother" is even more puzzling.
Xia Youjie was defeated.
By forcing himself to swallow the mantra like a wet rag, he was indeed much stronger than three years ago, but he would never be as good as Gojo Satoru.
And this man is a strong man who can tie Gojo Satoru.
In the year after Shi Er woke up, the beatings he received from Gojo Wu were not in vain, and his progress was no less than that of Xia Youjie.
What's more, Hui is right behind him.
"Care" is a heavy burden -- and the most powerful force.
The curse masters were either lying on their backs or embedded in the wall, and the two jade dogs watched Mimiko and Nanako respectively, and the girl's cry echoed in the ruined walls.
Shi Er weighed down with his body weight—or riding|sitting on Xia Youjie whose joints were removed, and lighted a cigarette leisurely.
Tobacco is a great way to calm pain.
He looked at the donor's ex-boyfriend through the smoke.
——The appearance is indeed soft and beautiful, especially the long hair is scattered and the battle-damaged posture has been tossed miserably.With an outstanding temperament and strong ability, he is still a classmate who gets along day and night, otherwise he would be tempted.
Gee.
accurate.
"Get away from me, kill or cut as you like." Xia Youjie was angry coldly.
"No." Shi Er said rascally, "For you, contact with wild monkeys is more torture than death, right? I just sit here and don't leave."
Xia Youjie turned his face to one side.
To be honest, when his son was taken away, Shier just wanted to show the public by chopping this guy up, but now that he thought about it—of course he couldn't.
If he killed Wujo Wu's first love, wouldn't Xia You become the white moonlight that he would never forget?
The dead are always the purest and most beautiful memories. Only the living will grow old a little bit, gradually revealing rot and stench, and turning into boring white rice in reality.
You can't die.
Not without vicious thoughts.
But he really didn't understand, how could this guy be willing to abandon such a cute Wu Miaomiao?
"Wujo Wu has been thinking about you, and I can't forget you." Shi Er turned back to Xia Youjie's face, "For you, he was willing to abandon the magic power, and wanted to turn the world into a monkey with zero magic power like me."
Xia Youjie was silent.
"What did you do to betray him? It made him very sad." Shi Er Youyou said, "I was about to fall into my arms and cry."
Xia Youjie couldn't help but glance at him strangely.
...Why do you think this is weird?
He put him and Wu together all the time, his tone... very sour?
Xia Youjie didn't know which of his tendons was wrong, so he asked intuitively, "What's your relationship?"
Shir showed a triumphant smile.
"What about us..." He felt that the words were not powerful enough, so he took out the mobile phone from Ugly Bao.
Shir: Send me some intimate photos.
Husband is invincible and cute:? ? ?
Shir: Don't play dumb, I know you have.
Husband is invincible and cute: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]...
A large number of small yellow pictures came from the other end of the phone, Shi Er looked at it, and his face became stinky.
When did that guy change the notes on my mobile phone again?
"husband"?Shameless.
Also, he originally wanted one or two photos, but when did this guy take so many photos while he wasn't paying attention?
What, drooling in sleep?Disharmony?
It's all messed up.
Looking at this continuous posture, a hundred cards are not enough to make a base.
Shir: Stop. [angry.jpg]
Husband is invincible and cute: Have you found Hui?
Shir: Well, safe.
Husband is invincible and cute: What do you want pictures for? If you miss me, you can broadcast live.
Shir: Angry at someone.
Husband is invincible and cute:?
Shi Er turned off the text message interface, randomly selected a picture of acceptable scale, smiled sadly, and stared at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie: "........."
His expression froze for a second.
Seeing the expression of the other party's three views being shaken, Shi Er's whole body was relaxed, and the breath in his heart poured out like a dam that was suddenly released after a flood.
Cool, so cool.
There's nothing better than showing your love to your ex-husband.
Will Xia Youjie regret it?Ha, he doesn't care.
It's that shameless.
Shi Er drifted away, Xia Youjie froze and didn't move, so he "kindly" helped him flip through the photos one by one.
Be silly, Xiao Mian.
He watched Xia Youjie's expression change from shock, torn, pale (because of nausea), and finally to numbness.
Top [-] Tortures in Modern Times - Make a straight man look at the little pornographic pictures of men and women, one of them is the only best friend, and the other is the most hated monkey.
Then, Xia Youjie saw a picture with relatively clear water.
It should have been early in the morning, and the dim warm light leaked in through the cracks in the curtains.Fu Heisher's sleepy eyes were blurred, his face rested on Wu's shoulder, and Wu tilted his head slightly to rub against him, his white hair melting into his black hair.
Relaxed, intimate, warm.
Laugh from the bottom of my heart.
Xia Youjie had never seen Tian and Tyrant not killing people, nor had he seen the mature tenderness in Wu's eyes.
...It seems that Satoru has grown up in his absence.
Fortunately, his departure didn't make him sad for too long.
A smile appeared in Xia Youjie's eyes.
The next one is R18.
"..." Xia Youjie died for a second, and then suddenly realized a serious problem.
Wait, this person is crooked.
"Get off me!"
Shi Er had a nasty smile on his face: "I won't go~ I'll show you~"
Xia Youjie is getting more and more wrong, all kinds of pornographic photos he saw just now penetrated into his mind, all the scenes you have are vivid, as if they have been acted out in front of him.
This shameless pervert | ghost!
He is obviously the worst monkey, how could he make that kind of sexy expression...
Xia Youjie bit his lip tightly, a blush appeared on his pale cheeks.
Then he felt the familiar wave of mana.
Looking up, it was Wu.
Xia Youjie and Gojo Wu: "..."
Never expected that the moment when the best friends reunited after Shinjuku would be such a chaotic scene.
Gojo Satoru also thought about whether Jie would be beaten and bullied miserably, but he never expected that it would be this kind of "bullying".
Although it was not appropriate, he had the urge to change Jay's note to "best friend of the vixen".
Shi Er didn't realize it, stood up carelessly, and said, "He's coming? How to deal with him is up to you."
Gojo Satoru shot him a reproachful look.
Why are you always teasing people casually?
Shi Er pouted, thinking that the other party was blaming him for being too heavy handed.
Xia Youjie looked up at his best friend, racking his brains to think of what to say.
The first sentence should be taken care of, right?It's been a long time to reunite. I'm quite emotional.
Then he blurted out: "Enlightenment. Don't show the private photos casually to others, it will have a bad influence."
Wutiaowu: "..."
...what does this say.
Xia Youjie felt that he had been stimulated into a mental disorder.
Let's talk about the time in the high school again, and bring the atmosphere back on track.
He opened his mouth, and slipped out another sentence without control.
"You actually like men." He said seriously, "Did you discover this orientation when you were in college?"
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