The daily life of Shier and 5t5

One early morning in spring, Shi Er was buried in the bed and fell asleep when suddenly someone jumped on the bed from a hungry tiger and fell on him.

"Megumi is going on a date this weekend!!" Gojo Satoru shook his shoulder.

Shi Er sat up startled in his dying dream: "What? About|cannon?!"

"It's a date! If you're dating, it's unlikely that you're only 14 years old..." Gojo Satoru thought seriously, "But considering his father's genes, it's not certain..."

Shi Er wiped his face twice and regained consciousness a little: "What's going on?"

"Huihui and I asked for a membership card, which is the high-end love hotel we often go to, the kind that combines food, lodging and hot springs." Gojo Satoru said, "He said he would take his classmates to play inside."

"Which classmate, can you see the one with monsters?" Shi Er's impression of Hui's friendship status is still in elementary school.

"I don't know which one specifically, but Huihui blushed when she asked me for a membership card, there must be something tricky!" Wujo Wu was sure.

Shi Er gritted his teeth and thought for a while: "No, I have to inspect the goods first. I can't let a good pig be overwhelmed by rotten cabbages."

The two fathers looked at each other, Gojo Satoru said seriously: "Do you want to use that? Plan A?"

"Just use that." Shi Er pecked at the corner of his mouth as he got off the bed, "I'm going to ask for leave to buy hairspray, you go to work first and wait for the time."

Gojo Satoru didn't wake up until he sat in the office.

It was agreed that one person would be in charge of Kei's affairs (vacation) once, but this time, Shill was in charge of skipping work and he was in charge of going to work...?

weekend.

Knotweed Yujin ran to the entrance of the love hotel. He was wearing a sports sweater + school uniform jacket and was incompatible with the magnificent and romantic hotel.

He sneezed due to the fragrance of the flowers, and under the watchful eyes of the hotel security guard, he said, "You can't come to the wrong place..."

He checked the address displayed on the phone, no problem.Perhaps because it was 10 minutes earlier than the agreed time, the two friends who had agreed to come did not arrive.

At this time, he saw a familiar sea urchin head.

"Fu Hei——!" Polygonum cuspidatum yelled as if he met an old acquaintance in a foreign land.

As soon as he finished yelling, he felt that he had admitted the wrong person, because the figure of this sea urchin head was far taller and fitter than Fu Heihui's, and his dressing style was quite different.

When the man turned his head, the knotweed was even more confused.

...the face is too similar.

After stripping off the influence of temperament and the band-aids on the corners of the mouth, they are exactly the same!

"Yo." Fu Hei looked him up and down, and opened his hand as a greeting.

That kind of look made Polygonum cuspidatum feel that he was being picked on.Like Brother Hei Dao's pickiness in picking younger brothers, maybe there is also... uh, the pickiness of father-in-law on son-in-law?

Knotweed shook his head, shaking the strange thought out of his mind.

"Sir, I mistook you for my classmate just now. Who are you?"

"That's right," Fu Hei said with his pocket in his pocket, "I'm Fu Heihui."

"Eh? Eh—?" Hu Zhang was startled, and then quickly believed his words, "Fu Hei, why did you suddenly become like this?"

"..." Fu Hei frowned, seemingly worried about his IQ, "What change?"

"How should I put it, he has become more like the legendary 'Brother Fu Hei'." Seeing Fu Hei frowning, Hu Zhang affectionately patted him on the shoulder, seeing Fu Hei frown, "He's even more handsome, super cool!"

When patting the shoulder, I had to stand on tiptoe.

Fu Heisher looked down at this sunny boy with pink hair, and was a little speechless.

...It seems that poor acting skills are not even required to be recognized.

Even if he washed off the gel on the spot and told the young boy that he went to the barber shop to get it permed, the other party would believe it, right?

But there are advantages: enthusiasm and sunshine, more muscles, and good vision.

Only those with good vision can fall in love with Zijiahui, and only those with good vision can appreciate the charm of his mature man!

Scheer's first impression of him was not bad.

"Speaking of Fu Hei, how did you manage to become like this overnight?" Hu Zhang looked at his biceps enviously, "I want to be like you too."

Shi Er casually threw him a small advertisement for a children's taekwondo interest class and his own business card.

"Taekwondo! The set of methods used to fight with Hei turned out to be Taekwondo, it's super powerful!" There were little stars in the eyes of the tiger stick.

"Taekwondo is not used for fighting. It should be learned by reading and seeing when I was fighting with my parents." Shi Er said.

Knotweed turned to the business card: "Then who is this taekwondo coach 'Fu Heisher'?"

"..." Shi Er endured and endured, "It's my dad."

"Hey. You and your father really look alike."

"..." Shi Er had nothing to say.

He walked into the hotel with a knotweed stick. The security guard and the lobby manager knew Shi Er very well and let him go.

"Aren't you waiting for Nagasaki?" Knotabagi asked.

"Another one?" Shier frowned.

"Yeah," Knotweed was a little puzzled, "She said she might be one minute late."

Still a girl.

Three people, a man and a woman, hug each other from left to right.Shi Er rubbed his chin in thought, and found that his son's private life seemed not simple.

The decoration of the hotel is charming and sentimental, with fragrance, light, rosebuds, nude statues in ancient Greek style and medieval murals, men and women spinning and teasing with orchestral music on the dance floor... It is definitely a place for adults to indulge in sensuality.

Everything had a huge impact on the pure heart of Polygonum cuspidatum, his cheeks gradually turned red, and his brain became more and more confused.

Shi Er took the champagne brought by the lobby manager and drank it down.

The manager in a tuxedo looked at him, glanced at the "little milk dog" beside him, and thought of the five patriarchs, he hesitated to speak.

"Does Mr. Gojo know?"

"I know." Shi Er showed a smug smile, and wrapped his arms around the knotweed stick, "This is our common plan."

"Huihui! The teacher has a broken leg, and no one cares about me. Why don't Huihui come and help the teacher?"

Gojo Satoru raised his long legs that were casted.

"Huihui! The teacher cut his hand and just wanted to eat an apple. Can't the teacher's little wish be fulfilled?"

Gojo Satoru stretched out his bandaged finger.

Fifteen minutes later, Fu Heihui couldn't stand his moral kidnapping any longer, and tore off the bandages and smashed the plaster cast, exposing Wu's five intact legs and hands.

"I'm already late!" The young boy's fair face was full of anger.

Seeing that Wujo Wujo couldn't delay, he simply used his trump card and began to hug Hui's waist to play tricks.

"Which stealing cat stole our Huihui's heart... Doesn't Huihui love daddy... Wuwuwu After daddy, there will only be a lonely family left to die alone in the boudoir..."

Liutong, who has become an old cat, squats on the shoe rack to watch the drama, turning a blind eye to the family's daily drama.

"Where's father?" Hui asked.

"Shi'er ran off with someone else's little milk dog."

"..." Fu Heihui couldn't bear it anymore, and smashed a large plush doll in the shape of Shier on Wujou's face, "Then teacher and it will live together with it."

He put on his sneakers, picked up the skateboard and opened the door.

However, when he went downstairs, he happened to see a Lamborghini parked in front of him.With the car window rolled down, Gojo Gojo winked coquettishly: "Come on, teacher will give you a ride."

Of course sports cars are fast, but in the crowded Tokyo urban area, speed has become a show.Especially when the owner of the Lamborghini starts to deliberately go around in circles, the destination becomes even more out of reach.

Fu Heihui gradually determined that this was not a sudden trick, but a long-planned conspiracy.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"You care about your son's private life. In case you meet a bad guy or something..."

"Private life? Me, Knotweed and Nazaki? We are just friends." Fukuro Megumi raised his forehead, "Nagizaki is very curious about what a love hotel looks like, so we plan to go and see it together..."

His father's habit of judging others by himself has not changed.

And Mr. Wutiao knows everything, probably just likes to stir up trouble and join in the fun, trying to have fun for himself.

"So where is father now?" he asked.

"Let's stay at the lover's hotel with your two children." Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers with a smile, "By the way, he specially bought a bottle of hairspray yesterday."

Hairspray...to shape the hair...

Fu Heihui imagined that scene, and suddenly felt a burst of social death.

However, since the two fathers came together, he has died not two or three times since he was a child, and he almost has the ability to resist.

The knotweed can probably be fooled, but I only hope that Kizaki can arrive later, otherwise I will be laughed at for the whole school year.

However, God did not wish.

When Nagasaki Wild Rose was led to the private room of the restaurant by the waiter, she happened to see a mature handsome guy with a dark face eating strawberry cake with red wine.

The band-aids at the corners of his mouth have long since disappeared, and the scars are wide open with a smile, just like himself, undisguisedly releasing the charm of his flesh.

The knotweed fell on his chest foolishly, and the campus tyrant "Tiger of the West" looked like a puppy who had strayed into the mouth of a wolf, unexpectedly looking a little petite and weak.

Polygonum cuspidatum hiccupped a little.

"Hi~ Nagasaki. This is Fukuro..." He was still trying to deceive himself, "Mr. Fukurohui."

"You are Nagasaki." Shi Er licked off the cream from the corner of his mouth, showing Grandma Wolf's smile, "Come and eat a small cake, let's chat."

The bag in Nagasaki's hand fell to the ground with a "boom".

Isn't it true that the little boy is working so hard these days?

Even the most handsome guy went into the sea, just to deceive the two junior high school students?

She silently picked up the handbag and pinched the thin wallet annoyed.

I hope this handsome guy doesn't think she's not rich enough.