Jewelry and Treasures

Cross it out; Zhexuan?No, no, how can the little princess be the same as those two brats?The word Zhe is too cold and hard, it should be given a sweeter, gentler and more lovely name...

"Martin, what are you doing?" Yasi, who woke up in a daze, looked at her husband who was still nagging funny, since he found out that he was pregnant with a girl, did He Feng appear to be sleepwalking?

"Wife, wife, I remember the name of the little princess?" He Feng's eyes sparkled, "It's called, Beibi, He Beibi, what do you think?"

Good girl, your father took this for you. If you are unhappy in the future, don't complain about your mother.

Mrs. He is pregnant again!This news hit the nerves of the Hong Kong media like a can of chicken blood slowly!He Feng is already 63, okay?A tree of pear blossoms presses a crabapple, and the treasured sword is not old!Kang Yasi is pregnant again?How strong is the fertility of the Kang family women? !Seeing He Feng's face full of happiness recently, you are so enviable after losing Song Shiwan's career pk, and his life is so happy, it is like a "perfect old man" alive, the only fly in the ointment is that Mr. He seems to have some strict wives up.

"Do you regret getting married?" a reporter asked sourly.

"No regrets, no regrets at all." Resolutely replied.

"You were recently voted online as the happiest man in Hong Kong. What do you think of this?"

"I agree with everyone."

"Then do you have any advice for your male compatriots who are envious and jealous?"

"To be a happy man, you must have three characteristics: first, you must have a successful career; second, you must be lucky enough to marry a wife who likes you, and you must be her loyal dog; third, you must have children. .Ha ha ha ha."

sons and daughters suddenly

It has been a week since I came to Hong Kong this year, and it is the days used by God □ Ji. God has completed a huge project in seven days, and what about me?I only regret that I am not God, and I cannot say with high spirits: "Let there be light." These seven days are like years, but the days are still like the beginning, the earth is empty and formless, and the face of the deep is dark.

Today, my father took my little uncle to go shopping with me. The little uncle held my hand and kept saying, "Xiao Ming walks this way, Xiao Ming, be careful under your feet. Xiao Ming, can you understand the road signs?" He asked Dad at the same time: "Is Xun Xun a good uncle?" I hate it to death, do you know that I hate people calling me Xiao Ming the most?Who on earth gave me such a passer-by name? (Shen Botang commented: Do you have an opinion?!)

What else can I understand road signs?I'm a genius with an IQ of 198!Chinese, English, French can be spoken and written casually!You are only three years older than me, what kind of uncle's spectrum are you pulling? ! (Shen Botang commented: When you were two years old, you competed with Xun Xun for the radish flowers on the dishes. When you couldn't grab Xun Xun, you would use your trump card: "I call you uncle, why don't you let me!" Foot The bubbles on the top came out by yourself, you bent your head down when you were two years old, why blame others for riding on your head)

On the way, we met a cat on the fence, and the cat looked at us in dismay (Shen Botang commented: Chinese is improving by leaps and bounds, congratulations!).The little uncle suddenly stood up straight and meowed like a cat. The cat gave him a contemptuous look.The little uncle told me to try it too, did I make a mistake?I have always thought that one of the most inexplicable behaviors of human beings is to want to imitate cats and dogs when they see them. If they talk to you, it means they think they have found the same kind... If they ignore you, it means they think you are stupid... I tried to resist but was suppressed by my father. The strong dragon did not suppress the snake, so I had to cry out aggrieved. My uncle said that there is no such word as grievance in the dictionary of a wise man!As a result, the cat yelled back excitedly, and ran over and stuck out its tongue to lick my hand.Well, a genius is a genius, learning how to meow is different. (Shen Botang commented: According to what you said, you are a smart cat, and Xun Xun is a fool).Not to mention, this cat looks quite elegant, and the little tongue licks my fingers and feels very comfortable. I can't help scratching its chin, and the cat purrs comfortably.I couldn't help but yelled again, and regretted it after I finished yelling, it's over, I was infected by my little uncle!

You ask little aunt?Dad said that the sun is a little big today.Hey, even if my little aunt enjoys the cool under the moon in summer, my father and grandpa will use curtains to shade her, saying that the moon will tan her skin!Who made our seven aunts and eight aunts count as the only girl?This is what my uncle said about rare things!Little aunt must celebrate every birthday, and every birthday is a social focus.It's like I've only had one birthday since I was born.It doesn’t matter if the little aunt is a girl, why can the little uncle wear whatever he wants, jeans, cultural shirt and sneakers can attend the party, and everyone praises him as “eclectic” and “official bone”, I will be tied with a bow Stuffed in a fitted suit for public display?

At the party, a friendly child greeted me in French "Hello, hello". Because of the wrong accent, at first I mistook it for a cat meowing, but later I realized that there were a bunch of question marks on my head?Why speak French?Although I was snatched away by my uncle because I was too cute (Shen Botang commented: !?...) But I am a genius with an IQ of 198, okay?Chinese, English, French can be spoken and written casually!But in good manners I have also zealously corrected their accents.

There is also an unfriendly child spitting at me behind my back, (Although I am Chinese, but I have been living in France like a foreigner and suffer from "Oriental face blindness", except for my close relatives, I can't tell the difference ) because his back was facing me, I didn’t notice it at first, but I realized it later. As a Chinese who has always rewarded people with kindness and resourcefulness, I happily turned around and took a few steps forward fiercely. When he was a little scared back, I showed him a bright smile, and he was even more frightened than before. He ran away, and then gave me a small diamond tie button, explaining that it was given to him by his grandma. The birthday present is now forwarded to me.It's not my fault that I have been soft-hearted in receiving gifts since I was a child!I learned what I learned, and I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lovelyboy!" He obviously couldn't learn how to feel at ease from me, so he ran back blushing.I ran back and ran back, the question is why did you say "You are so beautiful!"

It's fine for you to state the fact that I'm pretty, why did you say it at my little aunt's birthday party?I was so scared that I quickly looked around for a long time, making sure that my little aunt didn't see this scene, so I let go of my worry.

Speaking of my little aunt who is only one month older than me, her skin is as white as snow, her lips are as red as blood, her hair is as black as ebony, and her eyebrows and eyes are like "the smoky mountains and tender waters in the south of the Yangtze River (excerpted from myself) Grandpa's quotations, PS I really can't remember the time and place)", (Shen Baitang commented: The sequelae of the thesis have developed!) Even people like me who are blind to oriental people think she is very beautiful, very beautiful, very beautiful, and will devote a lot of money to Hong Kong in the future It's okay, even though she's still very small.The question is how do you see it is a Snow White, why do you always have to cosplay Joan of Arc? !Sit like a bell, stand like a pine, sleep like a bow, even the distance of each step is almost the same, you must go to bed at nine o'clock, you must wake up at six o'clock, Guzheng piano, martial arts and ballet, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, study hard, make progress every day, one year old I have to eat by myself, dress by myself when I was two years old, don’t be in a hurry, and don’t get angry, I have never seen her change her tone of voice, the only people I am afraid of in the ancestral house are her and grandma, but I don’t care I don't feel ashamed, because I always feel that there is almost no one in my family who does not love her and almost no one does not fear her, including my wise and powerful grandfather!My little aunt never flirts with little boys, and she doesn’t allow me to flirt with little girls. Last time, after I was kissed by a little girl, my little aunt told me, don’t say anything, don’t listen, don’t insult me. Say hello, why don’t you look into the garden for three years (I only found out what this sentence means after I checked the information) and said that children are very cute, but it’s better to ask for courtesy and make the future a lively and spicy life... ...God, little aunt, you are only one month older than me, okay?Where exactly did you pass through the imperial palace of which dynasty?I was forced, okay?Why don't you take care of your dear brother, my dear little uncle?

"Because my brother is very wise and foolish. You look smart, but you are actually a little fool." The little aunt took a sip of grapefruit juice gracefully, and it is one of her specialties to speak the sharpest words in the most appropriate and gentle manner.

What?The little uncle is as wise as a fool?I circled him a few times in 360 degrees with no dead ends, but I didn't see where the "wisdom" was?No matter how beautiful he is, it can't change the fact that he has mediocre grades except for painting!Although he is really good at painting, other people's paintings of cats, dogs, horses and hedgehogs are just like, only his paintings make me feel like a friend around me.My little grandma always supported his choices, and I often heard her say to my little uncle: "You are not the eldest son, so you don't need to be responsible for success, you just need to be responsible for happiness." Then the little uncle really became a happy child, Be happy so that others will be happy seeing you too.Well, I admit that when my little uncle smiles, it makes me feel like an angel is in the world, but I will never admit it!I'm a genius, how could I say such nasty words! (Shen Botang commented: Is it really because the envious eyeballs of a certain person who started to learn to read reports at a young age turned green?)

Depressedly, I asked my mother why I should not be responsible for success