I do whatever I want when time stops

Lu Pingsha came to the funeral street cautiously.

It was getting late, but not yet dark.

The next time Lu Pingsha wants to come out so easily, he doesn't know when he will have to wait, so he decides to take a look at it during the daytime, and come back when the sun goes down. It will be more sure to check the bottom a few times.

Thinking of this, Lu Pingsha put some defensive props prepared in advance on his body to avoid any accidents.After all, he has already experienced this plot killing once.

As soon as he stepped into the funeral street, Lu Pingsha felt a sense of discomfort.

This kind of discomfort is not physical. After all, the oil-paper umbrella on his body is still working, and the orange-level props will not fail so quickly.The discomfort he felt was more psychological.

First placed at the entrance of the funeral street are two paper figurines of human height.

The red face, the pale face, and the unchanging smile on the corner of the mouth, even under the sunlight, looked so weird.

Just as Lu Pingsha stared at them, they moved.

The paper figurines jumped apart suddenly, making way for a path, one bowed and the other clasped fists, looking extremely humble.

Lu Pingsha took a closer look, only to find that the two paper figurines had "welcome" and "come" written on their bodies.

It's pretty good.

Lu Pingsha twitched the corner of his mouth, but didn't look at it much.As long as these two paper figurines don't attack him, there is nothing to be afraid of.

It's just a pity.

He also has in his pocket a red-level prop [burn it lighter] obtained from the warehouse of the time audit department after requesting Yan Pu's approval for the application report. As long as it is combustible, it can burn everything. , I heard that when used with other props, even the soul can be burned clean.

I wanted to try it out with paper figurines.

It's a pity that they are too sensible.

Lu Pingsha walked in with some regret.

The two paper figurines at the back turned around again, revealing the axes and machetes hidden behind them.

After all, he didn't dare to make a move.

Probably because of the lighter, this road can basically be called unimpeded.

Next to those who sell paper money, wreaths, tombstones, and coffins, the shops are all open, and the tables are all facing outwards. Inside the table, there is a boss in black sitting, regardless of gender, age, and age. He looked like a dead person at home, staring at Lu Pingsha who came here with a livid face.

Such a scene is enough to scare people to death.

But Lu Pingsha is really not afraid of these scary things.

He has written about things scarier than this, so can he still be afraid of these messy things?

"Boss, bring me a wreath. I want to give it to someone. I need a few words on it. Can you help me write it?" Lu Pingsha walked to the shop selling wreaths, stretched out his fingers, and knocked on the boss's table. Leaning forward slightly, the lighter in his hand was turned on and off, and the flame sometimes rose and sometimes went out, which seemed to be very leisurely.

The boss who sold the wreaths couldn't help but move back a few steps, as if he was somewhat afraid of the lighter.It's just that this fear is also limited, he did not leave the scope of this table after all.

"How much do you want? What words do you write?" The boss of Huahuan asked in a hoarse voice.

"I want four." Lu Pingsha put away the lighter, stretched out four fingers, and said slowly, "These wreaths will be given to Mr. Xiaochenghuang, thank you for your contribution to our street, I also hope When I die in the future, I can take refuge in Lord Little Town God. Hey, I think, I might as well buy some paper money, and then send it to the Little Town God Temple with wreaths, and sprinkle it down one after another, it should be very nice."

The boss of Huahuan's face was a little green, "Are you insulting the little Chenghuang?"

"How come? I am not an insult. I am clearly expressing my infinite admiration for the little city god. He protects this street, and I will use the special products of this street to dedicate to his old man. This is my The love for him is like the water of the Yellow River." Lu Pingsha made a gesture of anger, and then jumped onto the boss's table, "I think you are the one who has a ghost in your heart, deliberately obstructing me here. If the little city god He would be angry because of this, so how could he bless our street? I think it's clear that you are disrespectful to Lord Little City God, and that's the reason for this."

After finishing speaking, Lu Pingsha stretched out his hand and directly lifted the boss up.

Originally, the current Lu Pingsha's physical strength has been added to the full bar, and it is not too difficult to mention someone.Who knew that when he mentioned it, he realized that the boss was too light, like a wooden frame.

Just when Lu Pingsha was thinking this way, he found that the boss in his hand was really uncomfortable, and his fingers were also sticky, as if they were paste.

The boss opened and closed his mouth, but made no sound, and looked like a paper man.

Moreover, the hands and feet of the paper figurine began to climb towards Lu Pingsha's hands, very much like that twisted big bug.

not good.

Lu Pingsha's heart moved, he didn't even tear the boss off directly, but immediately turned on the lighter, lit the boss with a little flame.

When the flames were blazing, the boss let out a shrill cry. Lu Pingsha had already fled far away, and his speed soared like a car with full horsepower.

Lu Pingsha ran directly towards the exit of Funeral Street.

But the storefronts around them suddenly began to change their appearance. The boss and employees who looked like living people quickly turned into lifelike paper dolls one after another.At the entrance of the empty street, there were suddenly many crowded men, women and children in robes.

"Get out of the way!" Lu Pingsha threw a bomb.

Boom——After the bomb rang, those men, women, old and young still stood in place, turning their heads towards Lu Pingsha in an orderly manner.

"Death—" hastily.

what happened?

This street is so weird?

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, it's still daytime.

Lu Pingsha raised his head to look at the sky, only to find that it was completely dark.

its not right.

Lu Pingsha remembered very clearly that it was still bright just now, so he deliberately provoked the boss who sold the wreaths, just to test the depth of this street.And that boss, as if vulnerable to a single blow, was quickly burned out by the lighter.

But what happened now?

Could it be that the sky could turn black in an instant?

No, not right.

Nothing like that happened on the first day.

Lu Pingsha looked down at the watch, and found that the watch was spinning rapidly, and the time was also passing by quickly.

It's as if it stopped turning before, and now it has to make up for all the time that it didn't turn before in one breath.

Could it be that the sky was already getting dark before I stepped into this street, and it was only because I was tricked that I thought it was still bright?

A huge stone fell in Lu Pingsha's heart.

This is an old routine of time games. The game sometimes blocks the player's perception of real time, thereby confusing some boundaries.

However, his watch is also an orange-level item, so it is impossible for it to fail so quickly.

And oil paper umbrellas...

By the way, oiled paper umbrella.

Lu Pingsha stretched out his hand to touch the sky above him, but he didn't touch anything.

On the contrary, when the void was forming, it seemed to touch a strange claw.

Those paws were fluffy, but surprisingly cold.

Lu Pingsha withdrew his hand, but the claw did not appear in the air.

Instead, several umbrella ribs and umbrella surfaces were torn into pieces and fell out of thin air.

It's the oiled paper umbrella I used to protect myself!

At the same moment, the defensive props worn by Lu Pingsha were also activated rapidly.

In a blink of an eye, Lu Pingsha's body was densely covered with countless defenses, and the golden light surged, surrounding him airtightly.

Even with this invisible attack, Lu Pingsha couldn't be dealt with in a short time.

Obviously, this is the Little City God dealing with him.

However, before he came, how did this little city god know that he was going to make trouble? He didn't reveal it at all in the early stage.

While thinking, Lu Pingsha didn't stop the movement of his hands, but used flying props, intending to fly directly over this group of strange men, women and children.

When the wings spread out and soar, it seems that they are about to reach the intersection.

A sound of beating gongs and drums came from the street.

dong dong dong dong.

A group of puppets dressed in red clothes, wearing high hats, and holding various musical instruments appeared here abruptly, carrying a red sedan chair.

"When the city god gets married, the gods and ghosts make changes."

The head master of ceremonies stretched out his tongue and shouted towards the front.

Lu Pingsha's white eyes almost turned out of the sky.

Fuck, is this guy trying to play tricks to the extreme?

These are all the tricks of pretending to be scary that were not used in the previous world.

However, Lu Pingsha complained about it, and knew that the other party was aggressive, and he was not easy to mess with at first glance, so he still had to retreat.

Who knows how many hidden rules this dungeon has, the game system doesn't even give background hints, it's clearly trying to kill him!

Lu Pingsha was about to turn his head, but there was a crying sound from the sedan chair.

The wind picked up.

The curtain of the bridal sedan chair was just blown up by the wind, enough for Lu Pingsha to see clearly who was sitting inside.

Who is that person who is wearing bright red clothes, with makeup on his face, but has been crying, but the long-lost Dai Wenle?

Why is he here? !

Lu Pingsha gritted his teeth and turned his head quickly.

But the speed of the bridal sedan chair was even faster than he thought, just like it appeared abruptly just now, and then disappeared abruptly, directly making Lu Pingsha empty.

"Guest, you didn't come here sincerely, go back."

"Chenghuang's wedding, a congratulatory gift from a hundred ghosts, if you want to drink a cup of wedding wine, please get the longevity fruit from the Ma family, bring the longevity fruit here, and you will be able to participate in the wedding ceremony of the little city god, hahahaha."

……

The two paper figurines with the words "Welcome" gave Lu Pingsha a good meal and pushed him out of the street.But to his surprise, the other party didn't hurt him. Instead, it seemed as if he simply wanted to scare him away.

baffling.

Lu Pingsha came in a hurry and left in a hurry, so far he is still at a loss.

But one thing is clear.

What this little city god wants is the longevity fruit of the Ma family. If I remember correctly, the Ma family is the family that the Long family is going to have a banquet with.

Oh, it's actually a string?