I do whatever I want when time stops

This thing can't be saved.

Lu Pingsha was thinking about this matter very seriously, only thinking that this guy, Dai Wenle, was basically going to be killed by cannon fodder.

The npc who was hooked up with was caught and raped in bed, and she can still live to this day, which can be regarded as true love.

"I know it's wrong, and I will correct it." Dai Wenle shrank his head slightly, "Mr. Lu, we are also colleagues in the same company, you have to save me."

"You didn't know you were wrong. You knew you were wrong because you were caught and couldn't cheat. What you thought was that it would be better if you were more careful, but you didn't really regret it." Lu Pingsha couldn't hold back, and directly Started to taunt, "Have you forgotten how you treated your girlfriend before your debut? I'm sorry, once you hid in the bathroom and called on the phone, and I happened to be in the bathroom next to you."

Dai Wenle's face was pale.

"Forget it, I'm not here to scold you for being a scum, anyway, you are." Lu Pingsha lowered his voice and said, "You just stay here with me honestly, and we will leave immediately after dawn. understand?"

"Understood, understood." Dai Wenle didn't dare to say anything else, naturally Lu Pingsha responded to what he said.

"Give me [Puppeteer] props." Lu Pingsha stretched out his hand and asked, "This prop is not yours in the first place. You have used it once, and it no longer works in this dungeon. Hand it over now, and I will count you in." surrender."

Dai Wenle hesitated, "Will you ignore me after I hand it over now? Or wait until I leave the copy before giving it to you."

"You think I'm you?" Lu Pingsha was a little angry, seeing this kind of emotional liar and scum, he was somewhat depressed.

Not angry not angry.

After I pass this instance, I can go out and have dinner with Yan Pu.

Lu Pingsha comforted himself, "Even if you hold a useless item, it can't protect you. The only person you can trust now is me. If you are so powerful that the npc you hooked up with can continue to protect you , I'm leaving now."

"Don't, don't, Teacher Lu, I'll just give it to you." Half helpless and half scared, Dai Wenle took out a puppet and handed it to Lu Pingsha, "Mr. Lu, you can't just leave me alone."

"Just keep your mouth shut." Lu Pingsha leaned against the hill, and calmly put the [Puppet Master] away, "We'll just wait here and have a good rest, so that we don't run out of energy when the time comes."

"Okay." Dai Wenle also imitated Lu Pingsha, leaning against the hillside and closing his eyes to rest.

No one has been chasing him.

It was about midnight.

The surrounding area became more and more quiet.

"Teacher Lu, Teacher Lu, did you hear anything?" Dai Wenle suddenly hugged his arms tightly, and whispered in Lu Pingsha's ear, "I'm so scared, Teacher Lu."

Lu Pingsha slept soundly, motionless, and didn't respond to Dai Wenle's question at all.

Dai Wenle yelled a few more words, but Lu Pingsha was still in a deep sleep.

Immediately, there was a rustling sound of undressing.

"Mr. Lu, don't blame me. I used this incense from the little town god before. My wedding dress is full of this incense. It is harmless to people and will make you have sweet dreams." Dai Wenle muttered to himself, "The little city god has great powers, I can't escape unless I can find him a new bride."

Dai Wenle took off his wedding dress, and put it on Lu Pingsha bit by bit.

Just when Dai Wenle was about to fasten the last button on Lu Pingsha, Dai Wenle's hand was suddenly grabbed.

Lu Pingsha had already woken up, staring at him with a half-smile.

"Lu... Teacher Lu, you're awake." Dai Wenle laughed a little, he subconsciously wanted to escape, but Lu Pingsha grabbed his hand so hard that he couldn't even struggle.

"My body is a paper doll, which can block my sense of smell." Lu Pingsha yawned, and looked at Dai Wenle amusedly, "So your incense is of no use to me."

"What's wrong with me?" Dai Wenle didn't have the timid look on his face at this moment?On the contrary, it looks a little more sharp and unruly, which makes the original appearance a little more heroic, and it looks much more attractive than the little white face before.

"A person who can hook up with an NPC to clear the level for him, deceive his fans into letting him steal props and [ceremonies] for you at the risk of going to jail, and even if he is not a genius, a person who can tie Gu Songru to a higher position with marketing methods and acting skills It is absolutely impossible for someone to be honest and tell me everything when he sees me. A scumbag must have the capital of a scumbag. To put it simply, it is brother, you have played the trick."

If Dai Wenle was really an embroidered pillow, how could there be so many troubles?Don't be funny.

Furthermore, if he didn't lie, he has lived in this copy world for three years.

Ha ha.

Even with npc protection, it is absolutely not possible for ordinary people to live here for three years.

Lu Pingsha didn't think that Dai Wenle would really be so stupid.

"Okay, now you can talk about your thoughts. Do you want to play Li Daitao and let me marry someone instead of you?" Lu Pingsha looked down at his clothes and asked curiously.

"That's right." Dai Wenle affirmed, "You have never seen Little City God, and you don't know how powerful he is. Even the npc I hooked up with told me not to confront Little City God directly. But the problem is, the facts are fundamental I don't have a choice, if I want to escape, I can only choose someone better than me to marry him instead. Teacher Lu, you are excellent, and you are also outstanding, the little city god will only be happier seeing you than seeing me. There should be [time] on you."

"You've been discovered by me now, and you're not in a hurry at all? Well, you still have a backup?" Lu Pingsha asked curiously, holding his chin with one hand, "That's right, the two of us have been running here for so long, After sleeping for half the night, it turned out that those paper figurines hadn’t come over, which is so strange. Logically speaking, even if it’s ten weasels, they should be finished.”

Lu Pingsha pondered for a while, then continued, "It's not the weasel you controlled with [Puppet Master], but the paper figurine captain of the wedding party."

The weasel may have discovered that the welcoming team was wrong, so it attacked.

"Haha, it's Mr. Lu." Dai Wenle applauded Lu Pingsha admiringly.

Accompanied by his applause, around the originally empty hill, one after another, members of the paper doll welcoming team in red clothes appeared in front of Lu Pingsha and Dai Wenle.

Well, it is still carrying a red sedan chair.

"Mr. Lu, how can you catch a tiger if you don't enter the tiger's lair? I know you want to pass the customs. Although it is very dangerous to marry the little city god, you can also get quite high benefits. Teacher Lu is so powerful that he wants to replace me. It shouldn't be difficult for the Little City God, please." Dai Wenle pointed at the sedan chair and smiled triumphantly.

He didn't think that Lu Pingsha would be safe and sound under the siege of so many paper figurines.

He believes that with Lu Pingsha's intelligence, he should know that sitting in a sedan chair and marrying the little city god is the best way.

Dai Wenle has also studied Lu Pingsha's behavior before.

After all, in the time audit department, Lu Pingsha is the most outstanding among the newcomers, even more outstanding than Gu Songru.

Dai Wenle has always known that he may not be worse than Gu Songru.

Just because Gu Songru is naive and full of scheming, others think highly of Gu Songru and look down on him?

Why.

Superb acting skills are a talent, so isn't it a talent to be as smooth as he is and try to climb the ladder?

At the end of the day, these people are just jealous.

Gu Songru has been a time player for a shorter time than himself, but he has received so many praises in a short period of time.And because I hooked up with the higher-ranking NPC, even if I had a high customs clearance rate and strong strength, I didn't dare to rashly expose it to the Time Audit Department.

How could Dai Wenle be convinced?

When he was in the company, Lu Pingsha liked Gu Songru. Almost all of his novels were starring Gu Songru, but he couldn't get any of them if he wanted to.When it came to the time audit department, Gu Songru also received Lu Pingsha's care, and everyone in the time audit department took a high look.

Why am I so eager to challenge the red-level dungeon? Isn't it because I don't want to become stronger behind the scenes, and I also want to enjoy the sense of accomplishment of being surrounded by stars?

As long as I become a red-level player, so what if I use a despicable method?Will the country still convict an NPC because of him?

Isn't Gu Songru Lu Pingsha's background in the time audit department?As long as Lu Pingsha falls, Gu Songru will fall too. At that time, he, who is also born as a star and even stronger, will naturally become the new advertising signboard of the time audit department.And when the time audit department is here, the npc that he hooked up with also has to worry about it, and doesn't dare to really bring himself into the copy of the time game to live.

If the two are balanced, he can obtain the greatest benefits as an intermediary.

Lu Pingsha is famous in the dungeon game for being small and big, seeking wealth and wealth, he is [-]% sure that Lu Pingsha will agree.

Because Lu Pingsha is such a person.

"To be honest, if it's the previous dungeon, I might agree, after all, your proposal is very good." Lu Pingsha glanced at Dai Wenle with some regret, "But this time, I don't dare to take such a risk. "

After all, he still has to clear customs and go back to have a meal with Yan Pu.

This is an opportunity that he managed to muster up the courage to get. If something goes wrong because he is too adventurous, it is better to play it safe.

Before he finished speaking, Lu Pingsha twisted and restrained Dai Wenle with his backhand.

Although Dai Wenle also increased his physical strength, he really underestimated Lu Pingsha who had been training with Zhang Liuzhi in the dungeon for an unknown amount of time.

In this kind of close combat, if it was an NPC, Lu Pingsha might still be a little worried.But if the opponent is a human, a player, Lu Pingsha really has never been afraid of anyone.

"Save me!" Dai Wenle decisively gave orders to the surrounding paper people.

However, when the paper people were about to attack, Lu Pingsha had already taken out his lighter.

Hiss - when he lit the lighter, Lu Pingsha himself felt a sense of discomfort.

Ah, his current body is also afraid of fire.

The footsteps of the paper figurine welcoming team members stopped immediately, instinctively not daring to step forward.

In the final analysis, Dai Wenle only controlled the captain of the wedding reception team, and the other paper figurines were controlled indirectly, so it was impossible to go against the instinct of fearing fire and rush forward.

Even if the welcome captain wanted to attack Lu Pingsha, Dai Wenle was controlled to use it as a meat shield, and within a few seconds Dai Wenle shouted to stop.

"Lu Pingsha, it's useless even if you control me." Dai Wenle's face was very ugly, "As long as you put on the wedding dress, you will be watched by the little city god. Even if this one is me, the next one will definitely be me." You. In that case, why can't the two of us cooperate?"

"Cooperating with you, isn't that the same as seeking skin from a tiger?" Lu Pingsha didn't accept this trick, "Why didn't you say you wanted to cooperate with me when you were confident before, but now that you are at a disadvantage, you say you want to cooperate with me. You've said it all, I have nothing more to say."

Dai Wenle could only keep silent.

"Okay, let your puppet open the way." Lu Pingsha ordered, "Don't force me, you'd better be honest."

Dai Wenle and Lu Pingsha are almost torn apart now, and their lives are controlled by Lu Pingsha, so they can only listen to Lu Pingsha temporarily with a dark face.

"Go and open the way." Dai Wenle calmly ordered.

"Wait, let's sit in together. I'm also tired and don't want to walk." Lu Pingsha thought for a while, and directly squeezed Dai Wenle into the sedan chair together.

Hey, let alone, this sedan chair is quite spacious.

It just feels like I forgot something.

After Lu Pingsha got into the bridal sedan chair, the sense of disobedience came up again.

It seems that there is something wrong.

Strange, could it be that Dai Wenle has something to hide from him? Lu Pingsha took Dai Wenle into the sedan chair, took off the wedding dress with one hand, and forced Dai Wenle to put it on obediently again.

"Teacher Lu, do you have to treat me like this?" Dai Wenle's expression could no longer be seen, but his gritted teeth were indeed much stronger than before.

This is true enough.

"To deal with a little fox like you, no matter how safe you should be." Lu Pingsha replied seriously, "In the company, there are many people who have suffered from you, and there are many people who don't even know that it was you who made the losses." hand."

"The entertainment industry is always full of intrigues, and I've already done it very lightly." Dai Wenle didn't think there was anything wrong with him, "Even now, I haven't done much harm to anyone. There are more players who do harm. They are not human. As for the time audit department, I just cried and cried casually, pretending to be pitiful and stealing things for me. I'm right." Dai Wenle's upright look made Lu Pingsha laugh.

How else can I say that people are shameless and invincible.

"Come on, if it wasn't for my cleverness, I would have been sold by you now. Don't use your tongue and tongue to show off in front of me." Lu Pingsha tied Dai Wenle tightly with a rope, "Now , you should be honest and tell me what happened to you in this dungeon."

"What I said before is true."

"It's true, it's just that you didn't tell the whole story." Lu Pingsha is too familiar with this set, "If you are dishonest, don't blame me, I will ruin your face first, and then strip you naked I want to see if the npc you hooked up with will come out and kill you."

"You!" Dai Wenle didn't expect that Lu Pingsha would use such indecent means.

But Dai Wenle also knew clearly that what Lu Pingsha said now was true.

If he didn't say it himself, he would really do it.

"What do you want to ask? I have experienced too many things, and I don't know where to start." Dai Wenle quickly stabilized his mind. He was not frightened too much. It is impossible for Lu Pingsha to tell everything in a few words. speak out.

If I tell all the information, I will really die.On the contrary, as long as he is still useful, Lu Pingsha has to protect himself all the time.

"If you are narrow-minded and pass the level honestly and play steadily, it will not be difficult for you to become a red-level player." Lu Pingsha looked at Dai Wenle calmly and said, "But you are used to taking shortcuts and don't want to wait. "

"Who in the world doesn't want to take a shortcut? It's just that they can't find a shortcut. Since I have a way to go, why don't I go? As for the price to pay, we have to wait until the price comes." Dai Wenle sneered, "Everyone has their own way of life. Not everyone is like you, Teacher Lu, who is valued by leaders and has strong skills."

This guy is completely crooked, and the logic is self-contained. It is impossible to turn him back with a few lectures. I am not his father, so I don’t care what to do.

"Tell me, what's the relationship between you and Young Master Long? He's in Long's house, and what's going on with this dungeon you passed."

"What I said before did not lie to you. The name of my dungeon is indeed [Coexistence World], but my mission is not to destroy the Long family, but to find the secret technique of the Long family."

"Secret technique? Do you think it is, the one that Master Long maintains his youth?"

"I thought it was this secret technique at first, but then I found a way to get it, only to find that the time game didn't give me a hint, which proved that what I found was not real." Dai Wenle shook his head, "Master Long is a difficult person, The most important thing to him is himself, so he hardly has any weaknesses, and I can't do anything to him. I can only retreat and get closer to Young Master Long who has more obvious weaknesses. Unexpectedly, It’s true that a tiger father has no dogs, and this Young Master Long is not simple at all!”

It's simply obvious.

That young master Long looked like he liked Gu Songru, and he was willing to say anything, but in fact, he didn't say many key things at all, and only said some information that they wanted to know for the time being.

This kind of person looks like a villain at first glance.

"I managed to get close to Young Master Long and used various methods to make him fall in love with me. He likes weak and helpless people, so I will play weak and helpless ones. He likes mysterious and stubborn people, so I will play mysterious and stubborn people. It's a pity , I originally thought he was already in love with me, but who knew that the person I hooked up with just made a move, and Master Long immediately retracted his tortoise shell and refused to come out. There is no way, I can only change a partner, go I found Miss Long San."

"You found Miss San?" Lu Pingsha was a little shocked, "Shouldn't you be looking for Second Young Master?"

"Second Young Master is not masculine." Dai Wenle glanced at Lu Pingsha and said, "And Second Young Master is cruel, and he practiced sorcery. All the goblins who entered his room were sucked dry by him. I Going to him is not the same as courting death? In contrast, Miss Long San, who has learned magic but is relatively simple after all, is raised in a boudoir, so it is easier to attack." A trace of disdain appeared on Dai Wenle's face, "This kind of girl, as long as Just say sweet words, it's very simple."

"A scum like you is really good at deceiving people's feelings." Lu Pingsha couldn't help but sigh, Miss Long San is indeed a good target.Compared with her two elder brothers, they are as cute as little angels.

"It's just that I show what they like. Doesn't that npc who likes me just like me? He said that he likes a liar like me, and wants to see how much I can deceive People, and, can you fool him?" Dai Wenle laughed at himself, "Unexpectedly, I failed to fool him, but was deceived by him instead. I can't get through this dungeon at all. If I want to survive, I can only stay here with him forever."

This is called the wicked have their own grind, thank you.

But in this way, it seems more logical.

No way, Lu Pingsha really couldn't imagine that a very powerful npc in the time game would be fooled by Dai Wenle.Sure enough, he was not stupid, so he directly tricked Dai Wenle.

Now it's Dai Wenle who calls Tian Tian Ying and the ground is ineffective.

"Except for the story line of the Long family, where are the other ghosts?" Lu Pingsha asked, "You went to the Godmother Shenmu and asked for a pass."

"You know that too?" Dai Wenle raised his eyebrows slightly, "Yes, I went. These ghosts and immortals are another force besides the tyrants in these places. I visited almost all the ghosts and immortals I could find at that time, only The little city god is willing to help me. I got what the little city god gave me, but he said it was a dowry gift in a blink of an eye. I signed a contract with him out of nowhere, and even he couldn’t break the copy by force I can only find a way to get other players to come and replace me, but I waited and waited until now to wait for you, Teacher Lu."

"Isn't there still those foreign players in this dungeon?"

"Those were almost killed by me in the early stage." Devon smiled triumphantly, "With his help, plus I have the help of the Little City God, those foreign players want to cheat me? Just kidding, the things on them are also Almost all of them are with me. Teacher Lu, if you are willing to help me, I can give you half of those things."

"If those things are really so useful, why are you still stuck here and can't get out?" Lu Pingsha asked rhetorically.

"This is because the dungeon is set like this!" Dai Wenle was a little anxious, "If it wasn't for that marriage letter, I would have cleared the level a long time ago!"

"It's just one step away, but it's a lot worse." Lu Pingsha looked at him pityingly, "You'd better save yourself."

Dai Wenle didn't know what to think of, and wept in a low voice.

Outside the sedan chair, the welcoming team had already carried them into the city.

"City God gets married, gods and ghosts change Yi—" the paper figurine leader of the welcoming team opened his mouth and shouted.

The surrounding paper people are also beating gongs and drums, very lively.

Lu Pingsha gradually heard someone running towards this side in a hurry.

While Lu Pingsha was concentrating on things outside, Dai Wenle immediately opened the curtains, revealing a face.

Outside Huajiao, the captain of the welcoming team said slowly to the stranger, "Chenghuang's wedding, a gift from all ghosts, if you want a cup of wedding wine, please bring longevity fruit from Ma's house..."