I do whatever I want when time stops

"Is that the number one pervert?" Lu Pingsha turned his head and looked at the young girl.

The little girl's face froze, and her expression was a little embarrassing, "I can't say that, although the speed of the boss's customs clearance is a bit fast, but it is a bit too much to say that he is abnormal."

"Hehe." Lu Pingsha directly replied these two words, then turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute." The little girl couldn't let Lu Pingsha leave just like that, and hurried over to stop him, "Now the whole world is messed up because of the appearance of the reality copy, our boss is now ordered to go The country has already approved the establishment of a special department to manage player behavior and train newcomers. You are so good, the boss likes you very much, if you are willing to join us, all the treatment is easy to talk about."

"It's late." Lu Pingsha replied without turning his head.

"What's late?" The little girl was very puzzled, and chased after her to ask.

"It's too late to manage the players now, and the order of the whole country has disappeared." Lu Pingsha was probably annoyed by the little girl, so he could only explain a few words, "Now ordinary people live a Life is precarious, even if you grow vegetables at home, you may be involved in the dungeon at any time. This is not a situation that the government can rely on force or weapons to change, let alone these players who have put themselves at the level of superiors Yes. Your boss, you are just doing useless work, I will not join this kind of organization that will go bankrupt at first sight."

Lu Pingsha said so many words in one breath, coughed a few times, and cursed in a low voice, "Damn, this boss is too much, almost killed me."

The wound on his body was still bleeding continuously, no matter what medicine he used, there was no way to stop the bleeding.

If this goes on like this, I'm afraid he will die with blood.

"Why are you still bleeding?" The little girl's face changed, and she took out some healing tools to help.

But the healing props had little effect, it just made him bleed a little slower.

"It's useless. You can just go back and tell your boss that I'm dying, so I won't join any organization, so you shouldn't be scolded." Lu Pingsha staggered, stepping on A small stone fell forward in an instant.

When he was about to fall to the ground, he seemed to see a pair of long legs.

"Hey." The little girl stretched out her hand to pull it, but before she touched a corner of Lu Pingsha's clothes, she saw another figure approaching in an instant, and directly hugged Lu Pingsha who was about to come into intimate contact with the ground.

"Boss!" The little girl's eyes lit up, "Look at him quickly."

Lu Pingsha fell into a warm embrace.

"She suffered too much during her lifetime, that's why she is like this. As long as she can resolve the resentment with you and her when she goes back, she is also easy to talk." The voice of the person hugging him was also very pleasant, "I went in just now, She has promised to leave the city temporarily with the haunted house, and go to other cities to kill those who do evil things. She gave me a talisman, I will try it."

After finishing speaking, the man opened his palm, and there seemed to be some golden lines flashing on his palm.

However, before Lu Pingsha could see clearly what was in his palm, the opponent's palm was already attached to his forehead.

It was as if a warm current had flowed through him, and soon the bleeding wound on his body began to heal.

"Wow, Boss, you got her antidote." The little girl beside me was amazed, "How did you do it, Boss? This boss doesn't listen to people at all, anyone who doesn't enter the haunted house will become her." prey?"

"No." Lu Pingsha heard the person who supported her say, "I don't persuade others to be kind without others suffering. So I used the [Sharing] ceremony to synchronize her past, and experienced exactly the same pain as her. After that, she Willing to sit down and talk to me."

[Sharing] Ritual?

No one would take the risk of going through the same pain as the boss again.

Once there is any problem in the middle, it will kill people, and it is the kind that life is worse than death.

Why is this person crazier than me?

Lu Pingsha raised his head in surprise, and saw a pair of smiling eyes.

"Hi, Lu Pingsha, I'm Riyue Lowbrow, you can call me Yanpu."

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Lu Pingsha woke up from his sleep, and lay on the bed waiting for a while.

Strange, he seemed to be dreaming of Yan Pu just now, and the other party seemed to hug him, but he forgot what happened in the dream.

No way, no way, I must have had a erotic dream.

Lu Pingsha rolled on the bed shyly.

It must be because I think about it every day and dream at night, and I plan to invite Yan Pu to dinner today, so I have such a dream.

But the pace of progress is a bit too fast.

Lu Pingsha patted his face, he just wanted to eat with Yan Pu now, as for intimate contact or something, it's better to take his time, but he must not expose too early and scare people away.

Soon, Lu Pingsha got up to wash.

As soon as he opened the door, he was a little taken aback.

The house was cleaned up, and the dining table was actually filled with various breakfasts.

"It's so early in the morning, you just invited the hourly worker to come to the door?" Lu Pingsha couldn't help but asked the flowered shirt.

"I used props to clean, but I bought the breakfast. You can see which one you like." The floral shirt smiled flatteringly at Lu Pingsha, but because of his visit, the injury on his face seemed to be more serious. It's heavy.

Laughing hurts Lu Pingsha's eyes.

Lu Pingsha didn't dare to just eat like this.

At present, he himself is in an unspeakable and mysterious state of affection for someone, but he dare not accept this sudden overture.

"Let's say it first, although I agree with you to live here, it's because you helped me with the ceremony before. But I will never have any strange thoughts about you." Lu Pingsha looked vigilant Look at the floral shirt.

Hua Shirt realized what Lu Pingsha meant, and his face was a little ugly, "What are you thinking? I have always liked girls. I am treating you better now, but I just want to ask how you got the red The clearance rate of 80.00% of the first-level dungeon is nothing more than that."

"That's it, that's good." Lu Pingsha breathed a sigh of relief, and after washing up, he sat down on the dining table, picked up a bun, and slowly told the floral shirt about what he met in the [Red Lantern] instance.

While talking, Lu Pingsha suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind.

"I know what's wrong." Lu Pingsha realized, "There must be a connection between Young Master Long and Little City God. They didn't kill Master Long with their own hands. That's not right!"

Perhaps it was an agreement reached between them, or it was a bureau that they jointly set up from the beginning to the end.

That's why the little city god said that he secretly helped them a lot.

In the entire dungeon, besides Xiaochenghuang, the person who benefited the most is Long Zheng.

"The dungeon is over, it's meaningless for you to talk about it now." Hua Shirt persuaded from the side, he understood, he was as cautious as Lu Pingsha, and he was also cheated by the red-level boss in the dungeon.

This is so normal.

The red-level dungeon is such a pit, otherwise how could his clearance rate be so low?

"If it were me, I'm afraid I wouldn't have left the Long family in the first place." Hua Shirt couldn't help but said, "A Long family is already so weird, if I leave the Long family to go to another story line, other changes will easily occur. If it is I'm afraid it's easy to show my feet in Ma's house."

"It is precisely because the red-level dungeon is troublesome, so I have to take the initiative to leave the original comfort zone, otherwise, even if I pass the customs, the clearance rate will definitely be very low." Lu Pingsha said disapprovingly, "We are all in the red-level dungeon. Is it possible to be able to leave the copy from the beginning to the end?"

Why don't flower shirts know this truth?

It's just that they have worked so hard to get to the red-level dungeon, become red-level players, and enjoy the admiration and admiration of countless people. How could they be willing to do such a dangerous thing?

Lu Pingsha just took two simple bites to ensure that he was not hungry, and then went out immediately.

He has to go to the time audit department to make a report first, and then invite Yan Pu to dinner, how can he be too full in the morning?

In the time audit department.

As soon as Lu Pingsha walked in, a bunch of people lined up to congratulate him.

"Congratulations, you are a red-level player."

"Direct airborne ranking list, amazing."

"It seems that your peripheral products are going to be sold out this time."

"Mr. Lu, remember to form my team next time you clear the dungeon."

……

The atmosphere in the time audit department is still very good.

Lu Pingsha went directly to the warehouse, and then returned the original props that Dai Wenle had stolen before, and also briefly talked about Dai Wenle's final fate.

"Since the person is dead and remains in the dungeon, the crime will naturally disappear." The warehouse manager is a very mature and beautiful big sister. She worked for the Secrecy Bureau before she became a time game player. Morality is first class, "It's just a pity, if he doesn't take the risk, the ministry is ready to train him well."

Gu Songru can't be the only living signboard. Dai Wenle's background is also the company founded by Yan Pu, so he can be called a true star.

"Everyone's choice is different." Lu Pingsha sighed, "It's a pity that I didn't get the [ceremony] back, and was left behind by the boss in that instance."

"The minister has sent someone to notify me of this matter." The administrator said softly, "This [ceremony] is not important to us, otherwise it would not be placed here, and it is fine to lose it."

"May I ask, what kind of [ritual] was lost?" Lu Pingsha couldn't help asking curiously, he wanted to know what the purpose of the ritual that the little city god got without hesitation?

"I can't tell you this, but you can ask the minister." The administrator smiled, "I'm very strict, and it's not within the scope of my authority, so I can't say it."

"Okay, then I'll ask." Lu Pingsha didn't care, and quickly bid farewell to the administrator, turned around and went to the database to submit his [Red Lantern] report this time, and then went to Yan Pu's office .

Walking in front of Yan Pu's office, Lu Pingsha suddenly had a feeling of being close to his hometown.

After all, I came today with a purpose.

When is the right time to say please eat?

Lu Pingsha was a little conflicted, whether he should think about how to start the conversation first, and then talk.

As everyone knows, Yan Pu is also a little restless in the office.

He knew that Lu Pingsha was outside the door, and originally wanted to open the door directly.

But in a blink of an eye, he thought that this subordinate might have some strange thoughts about him, and he agreed to have dinner with him by mistake, so Yan Pu himself was flustered now.

It was really strange why I agreed to have dinner with Lu Pingsha at that time.

But the words that are spoken are like water that has been poured out, and it is difficult to take them back again.

dong dong dong.

Lu Pingsha knocked on the door.

Yan Pu asked in a dignified manner, "Who is it, the door is unlocked, come in."

Correcting his posture, he hid all the snacks and milk tea around him, and then acted as if he was seriously correcting the documents.

Lu Pingsha opened the door and came in, and what he saw was Yan Pu'an working quietly.

Great.

The boss works really hard.

I didn't even drink milk tea today, which shows that I've been really busy recently.

"Boss, it's me." Lu Pingsha sat across from Yanpu, "I cleared the [Red Lantern] copy, the props have been placed in the warehouse, and the customs clearance report has also been handed in."

"Good job." Yan Pu raised his head reservedly and said with a slightly stiff expression.

"Where, it's the boss who taught you well." Lu Pingsha didn't know why, but suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "By the way, boss, I want to ask what kind of ceremony Dai Wenle stole, and why the little city god would Arranged so long in advance for this ceremony? I always feel that there should be a relationship between him and the young master of the Long family, oh, the young master of the Long family is..."

Lu Pingsha told Yan Pu about the [Red Lantern] dungeon again.

When we started talking about work, the slightly awkward atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

It was Lu Pingsha's first time to pass a red-level dungeon, so his experience in this area is definitely not as good as that of Yan Pu.

"The ritual that Dai Wenle stole is called [Deprivation]." Yan Pu replied, "The biggest effect of this ritual is to separate the body and soul into two interrelated and independent individuals. When they are finally merged, they can achieve one. The effect of adding one is greater than two."

"It means, is it similar to a clone?" Lu Pingsha asked.

"Correct."

"I understand!" Lu Pingsha was unable to deduce the correct result because of the lack of information before, but now once he knew what the ceremony was, he immediately understood the relationship between the Little City God and Long Zheng.

In this way, everything makes sense.

Because they were one person, Long Zheng couldn't kill Master Long with his own hands, and neither could Little City God.

There is a relationship between Long Zheng and Dai Wenle, while the Little City God is directly married to Dai Wenle.

That's why Dai Wenle lost so badly, because the three NPCs he hooked up with were always the same from the beginning to the end.

The time game actually reminds this point in many details.

For example, the paper figurine in the hands of the Little Town God.

Lu Pingsha himself made a paper figurine, and his soul went out of his body to attach himself to the paper figurine, so the paper figurine could move.

It's very similar to the relationship between Little Town God and Long Zheng, isn't it?

The time game also reminded through the mouth of the paper figurine that the situation of the Little City God was very similar to that of the paper figurine a hundred years ago.

In many cases, the evidence is hidden in some details, but the player never thinks that there is a relationship between the two.

"Then do you think the little city god will become the lord?" Lu Pingsha asked.

"The difference between a demigod and a lord is not so easy to overcome." Yan Pu did not give a definite answer, "Even if he wants to become a lord, it may be a long time later. But in the future, no one will know." not sure."

"Do all the npcs want to become lords?" Lu Pingsha continued to ask.

"Only some npcs who are aware of their existence and know the way to become a lord will want to become a lord." Yan Bo paused, then smiled at Lu Pingsha and said, "Do you want to become a god?"

what?

Lu Pingsha didn't expect that Yan Pu would suddenly ask himself this question, and he was a little silly for a while.

Well done, what does becoming a god have to do with me?

"Among us humans, there will always be a few who want to become gods, but more people think that they just need to be human. The same is true for NPCs. Many of them think that being an ordinary NPC is enough , I don’t want to be a lord.” Yan Pu said casually, “But everyone’s thoughts will change, maybe at a certain point, you may want to become a god.”

"What's so good about being a god?" Lu Pingsha yawned, "If everyone becomes a god, it's no different from being a human being. But if only I become a god and everyone else is human, then that's no different. mean."

Yan Pu smiled, "I also don't think there's much point in becoming a god."

"Then I have the same idea as you, boss."

"That's right." Yan Pu thought for a while, and then took out a document from the drawer, "You are now a red-level player, take a look at this."

"What?" Lu Pingsha took the document and quickly read it.

"This... Isn't this the border meeting that Xiaomeng told me before?" Lu Pingsha was very surprised.

At the beginning, Li Xiaomeng didn't download the dungeon with him because he was going to participate in the border talks.

"Only red-level players can participate." Yan Pu smiled. "The geographical location of this border is very special, and there has always been a mixture of fish and dragons. This is even more so in this world today. The copy of reality in this border is also It keeps expanding, so players from several countries choose to hold talks here, and by the way solve this copy of reality. Simply put, this is a great opportunity for us to demonstrate our national strength."

Of course Lu Pingsha understood what kind of good opportunity this was.

It is a competition between red-level players from all over the world.

Whoever wins, who can use the red-level dungeon to clear the customs in advance, can deter other countries and make them be more honest.

After all, at other times, there is rarely such an opportunity for red-level players from different countries to enter the same dungeon for a fair written test.

"I didn't consider letting you go at first, but you performed really well this time and entered the leaderboard directly. So I thought, maybe you can go to this reality copy and try it out." Yan Pu crossed his hands and opened his eyes. Looking at Lu Pingsha intently, "You will shine here, and Xiaomeng and the others will also protect you."

"Then boss, will you participate?" Lu Pingsha asked without thinking.

He hasn't tried to participate in a dungeon with Yan Pu yet.

If possible, he would like to download the same dungeon as Yan Pu, so as to take a good look at Yan Pu's abilities.

Of course, you can get to know him better.

Of course Yan Pu understood what Lu Pingsha meant.

His ears were slightly red.

cough……

It feels like drinking a special milk tea.

If you say it's hard to drink, it won't be too bad.

But to say it's delicious, it seems to be a little strange.

Yan Pu's heart was really entangled.

He really wanted to tell Lu Pingsha that he didn't engage in office romances, but he also felt that Lu Pingsha didn't seem to say anything, he was just asking him about some things normally, and it was very likely that he was being self-indulgent.

Yan Pu felt very entangled.

What was even more frustrating was that he didn't know why he was so entangled.

If it is someone else, no matter whether he is self-indulgent or not, he only needs to express that he does not intend to fall in love, and it is fine for others to say what they say.

But if the other party is Lu Pingsha, Yan Pu seems to have a lot of worries in his heart.

It seems that there is a voice in my heart saying, don't refuse, don't refuse, look more.

If you refuse, there may really be no future.

"In the future, there will be many opportunities." Yan Pu's voice subconsciously lowered several degrees, but he didn't notice it himself, "You can also take a good look at those red-level players from other countries in this real-life dungeon." What kind of customs clearance method. You didn’t have a great reputation in the world before, but now that you are suddenly on the list, it is bound to attract some people’s attention. Instead of preventing them all the time, it’s better to show it from the beginning The extremely strong ability makes them dare not attack you easily."

Yan Pu is very clear about the urination of these foreign players.

What they like to do most is to nip danger in the cradle first.

"Has this dungeon not started yet?" Lu Pingsha asked curiously, "Xiaomeng and the others have been gone for half a month."

"It will only start tomorrow, and the meeting has been going on in the early stage." Yan Pu smiled, "After we finish eating, I will take you there directly, and meet my old friends by the way. Originally, I was going to go there, but I wasn't interested in having a meeting with these guys, so I sent someone else."

Sure enough, the boss is still the one who doesn't like meetings.

Huh, eat?

"Boss, have you already thought about what to eat?" Lu Pingsha asked excitedly, he hadn't thought about what to eat yet, no, it should be said, he hadn't even thought about how to talk to Yan Pu Say it.

"Didn't I promise you before?" Now that he accidentally said all the words, Yan Pu felt that the next words could be said smoothly, "You have passed the red-level dungeon, so I will go with you Eat. As for what to eat, do you have anything in particular you want to eat? I can do it all."

"I haven't thought it through yet." Lu Pingsha really didn't think it through, "But not far behind the apartment I lived in, there is a snack street, because it is already a safe area, so it is still working hard now. It's open. If you don't mind, boss, shall we go there to eat? No matter what snacks you like, there are them there."

After the words fell, Lu Pingsha regretted it.

Why did he still invite people to eat at the roadside stall?People who didn't know thought he was so picky, he couldn't bear to open a private room to invite Yan Pu to dinner, so he directly invited people to eat at a street stall in the snack street.

If this gets out, where will his old face be put?

"Boss, it's easy to be found there, or..." Lu Pingsha could only try his best to find love for himself.

"Okay." Yan Pu directly closed the document, then got up and stood up, "Then let's go."

what?

Lu Pingsha had no choice but to stand up.

"It doesn't matter if you are discovered, and no one dares to say something bad about me in front of me." Yan Pu smiled at Lu Pingsha, "I also like to eat in one place in a serious manner. I don't think it's a place to eat, I like the smoke."

"There is so much fireworks there. I used to drive there every day when I didn't want to eat in the cafeteria in the company." Lu Pingsha also smiled, "I also feel that in a small place, it's too much for the two of us to eat. Silly."

I'm afraid he will be too embarrassed to even speak.

He always felt that the relationship between himself and Yan Pu should be a freer, more natural and relaxed relationship.

"Then let's go, I just haven't eaten yet." Yan Pu tidied up his clothes, opened the door and walked out.

He left almost quickly.

As expected of the boss, this demeanor!

I had thought too much before.

Lu Pingsha followed immediately, and couldn't help laughing at his timidity in his heart.

Why don't you just have a meal?Look at the boss, how natural and generous he is!

As everyone knows, the moment Yan Pu stepped out of the door, the roots of Yan Pu's ears were almost red.

It seems... something is wrong.