I do whatever I want when time stops

Suddenly a message spread directly throughout the training camp.

It is said that Lu Pingsha is a talent specially recruited by Yan Pu, and Zhang Liuzhi has been secretly teaching him to practice.And the wound on his face was caused by a side effect of some kind of prop.Otherwise, among the players who come here, who doesn't have a few good medicines for treatment?As for letting Lu Pingsha come out with such a face to swagger through the market?

Many players were convinced almost immediately.

After all, this news can be regarded as well-founded. Some players also said that they saw Lu Pingsha sneaking out of the tent at night, and they didn't know what they were doing.

Yes, there are witnesses.

"Is the time audit department so unfair? Since we have all entered this special training camp, there should be no discrimination." A young man with a cropped head said angrily, "Everyone says Yan Pu is a living Bodhisattva , I don’t think so.”

The name of Bancuntou is Jin Xiaofeng, and he is also one of the students in the top class.

His wife is one of the red-level bosses, but she divorced him unfortunately.The two red-level props on him are the compensation he promised his wife after the divorce.

This time when he joined the time audit department, he just wanted his ex-wife to see that he could live a better life without her.

It can be said that among this group of students, Jin Xiaofeng's desire to climb up is the strongest.

"Who made our net worth not clean enough?" Another young beauty who painted her nails gently blew on her nails, "My sister said that Yan Bodhisattva said that he is a living Bodhisattva, but even a living Bodhisattva has angry eyes. If you want to make a scene, just make a scene, I won't intervene anyway. That Lu Pingsha looks very strange to me."

"Liu Xiaohua, if you have something to say, just say it, don't gossip."

"What's your name, Xiaohua? Call me Kelly!" The young beauty almost scratched her fingernails, "Who can enter the top class without electricity [secret words] [time]? Even, some people have hidden [ceremony] ] Not necessarily, I have props that can perceive information in reality, although it is not obvious enough, but I can more or less guess the depth of you."

Everyone looked at Liu Xiaohua with a bit more fear in their eyes.

But considering that her younger sister is famous for information scouting, it seems normal to have such props as an older sister.

Liu Xiaohua was quite satisfied to see everyone's fear of her, otherwise these people really thought she was easy to bully!

"But on Lu Pingsha, I can't feel anything. Either he doesn't have any precious things on him. Or, there are more powerful things on him that can block my prop detection. By the way, I feel Information items are orange-level, and if you want to block perception, it means that Lu Pingsha has at least a red-level item on him."

"I don't think there are many red-level props that simply block the detection function, but special props are possible."

The functions of special props are often relatively simple, and there is only a small chance of obtaining them in dungeons.But they often have unexpected effects, and they just need to be discovered by players themselves.

"One of the more famous special props, my sister and I mentioned it. She used to meet Yan Pu face to face, but she couldn't find out the depth of the other party once. Yan Pu has a prop called [Archangel's Disguise], Regardless of whether it is in reality or in the dungeon, regardless of whether the user is dead or alive, once this item is worn, all [time] [ceremony] [secret words] are unique. Unless the player gives it to him, others will never want to snatch it.”

"Can Yan Bodhisattva give away such a powerful prop?" Jin Xiaofeng laughed loudly, "He is a living Bodhisattva, and he is not looking for death. How many people are waiting for him to die so that they can get something from him? Can you give this thing to someone? I think that Lu Pingsha probably knows that some of us will check him, so he hid the precious things on his body in advance. The simplest method is the most useful, and he didn't Carry it on your body, you will naturally not be able to detect it."

"What you said makes sense, maybe I'm worrying too much." Liu Xiaohua nodded slightly.

"Last night, I heard the two people who played well with Lu Pingsha, that is, Gu Songru and that short radish were secretly discussing makeup." Li Tianlan said suddenly, "They thought they were talking about secrets, but unexpectedly I kept talking about makeup. Stare at them, and I can lip talk."

"What? Makeup?" Liu Xiaohua almost thought she had heard wrong, and her nail polish was all ruined.

Others also looked at Li Tianlan one after another.

"It's true." Li Tianlan replied earnestly, "Gu Songru also took out a lot of ladies' masks that are said to be specially used by entertainment stars from the backpack for the short radish. This Zhang Liuzhi seems to have a special title, and the effect of the title will be different. People with makeup work."

"You are too ridiculous. I think they are deliberately fooling you."

"No, I think it's because it's so ridiculous that it might be true. Titles are weird."

"It's just to put on makeup, and it's not a proposition. I think I can give it a try."

"I'm a big man putting on makeup? Girls, I won't go, you guys have to make trouble yourself."

"Ha ha."

"Since there is nothing to discuss, I will withdraw first."

"I'm leaving too."

"Let's see what happens then."

……

Everyone left with their own thoughts, but only they knew what they thought.

During the fighting training in the afternoon, everyone looked at each other, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Oh My God.

Why is everyone here with makeup on?

"Fuck, Jin Xiaofeng, didn't you say that makeup is for girls? I don't think you wear makeup too?"

"He who understands current affairs is a hero. Didn't I see that Gu Songru and that little man also put on makeup? I'll try, try."

"Hey, Instructor Zhang looks at us really differently."

"Does makeup really work?"

Everyone was almost overjoyed.

Only Gu Songru and Xiaodao were smiling reluctance.

They are really risking their lives to accompany the gentleman!

last night.

Lu Pingsha said that he wanted to play a game of "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together", so he even cheated the two of them.

Xiaodao really wanted to yell.

Not only that, Lu Pingsha also searched for a bunch of cosmetics from Gu Songru and used them to coax Zhang Liuzhi.However, Gu Songru acted like a normal person, and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter if Mr. Lu takes whatever you want."

Xiaodao really wanted to sew Gu Songru's mouth up with a needle.

But Lu Pingsha directly hit Xiaodao's heart.

"Xiao Dao, although this Zhang Liuzhi is ruthless, she is indeed capable. Don't you feel tempted by her to give me a little trouble? The reality dungeon you want to break into is red-level, and it is even more difficult to get the evolution potion smoothly. Are you sure you can do it without working hard now?"

Rough words are not rough.

Although he knew that Lu Pingsha's words were intentional, to persuade him to take the bait, Xiao Dao was still shamefully moved.

That's right, wouldn't he be envious of seeing Lu Pingsha make a small stove every day?

Who doesn't want to be the better one?As for the bitterness in the middle, it is nothing compared to the future achievements.The harder it is now, the higher the chances of survival will be in the future.

"But in this way, your little stove won't just..."

"Didn't it mean that she turned everyone into a pig today, so she can't give me a small fire?" Lu Pingsha waved his hand generously, "Don't worry, as long as she accepts my suggestion once, she will accept it a second time. There is inertia, I believe I can use up all her skills."

"You're actually helping them grow."

"In the current situation, my personal gains and losses are nothing. They are also our compatriots. It is a good thing that they can increase their chances of survival by suffering a little hardship." Lu Pingsha replied righteously.

"... We have paid so much for you, yet you refuse to tell the truth?"

"Xiaodao, my current mood is the same as your mood when you want the [average] ceremony, can you understand me when I say that?"

The knife understands in seconds.

"Isn't it just to be beaten? I can." Xiaodao made up his mind completely.

"Oh, by the way, I picked up a lot of cosmetics in the supermarket before. You can sell them privately. Remember to sell them at a higher price. I have bought too many things recently and I urgently need to restore my blood." Lu Pingsha said from another dimension pocket Numerous bottles and jars were taken out of it.

"Why are you buying so many cosmetics?" Xiaodao was dumbfounded.

"Uh, to tell you the truth, I bought out almost a small supermarket. These are all swept away." Lu Pingsha was also very helpless. How could he have so much time to go shopping slowly? He always bought shelves one by one. , After buying it, put it directly in the pocket of another dimension.

Doesn't this come in handy right away?

Zhang Liuzhi almost fainted when he saw a group of students in the training camp wearing makeup.

When is it all?

They are still in the mood to put on makeup?

No, how did they bring cosmetics in?Haven't you checked the packages they carry with you before?

Could it be that they still put cosmetics in space props?

Just kidding.

You don’t have enough space props to hold useful things, and you have to save food and water, but now you use it to hold cosmetics to escape inspection?

This class of students is really the worst class I have ever led, and it may be unprecedented.

Zhang Liuzhi's eyes darkened, and he felt that his career as an instructor might end in this class.

"You are... very good." Zhang Liuzhi thought of what Lu Pingsha said yesterday, and he believed it very much in his heart, and suddenly became furious, "Today's fighting class, I will demonstrate it to you personally. Only ten of you come, and I will teach it personally You guys, what do you mean by fighting on the battlefield!"

Zhang Liuzhi, who had already started to get angry, obviously didn't understand why everyone came to class with makeup on their faces overnight.When she calms down, she may think that this is too strange, and maybe someone is making trouble.But when people are anxious, they are often irrational.

The more conceited the person, the more so.

The reason why people are strong lies in their complex human nature.

The reason why people are fragile also lies in the complexity of human nature.

Zhang Liuzhi once suffered a big loss in "love of beauty", so he is particularly persistent in this regard.And Lu Pingsha took a fancy to her, and started to operate in reverse.

Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good.

Tsk, Instructor Zhang, you said that my weakness is obvious, but in fact, in my opinion, your weakness is also obvious.

Lu Pingsha thought with anticipation in his heart that the next moment would be to witness a miracle.

A living person becomes a pig's head.

Fun, fun.

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Zhang Liuzhi first walked up to a student.

The student was about [-] years old, and he probably didn't wear makeup before, so the makeup on his face looked a bit nondescript.After all, he didn't do the makeup himself, but he asked the girl he had a good relationship with to help him do it. There is nothing to say if it can have this effect, but I don't know if the news is true or not?

Seriously, not many people really wanted makeup in the first place.

But man is a very strange creature with a strong conformity.

When other people start to put on makeup but I don’t, I always feel like I’m repelled, and I also seem to see the scene where everyone has achieved the effect but I’m the only one left behind.

No way, he can only melt.

The students in the top class are all melted!

Unexpectedly, the instructor came to him first?This is not to say that makeup is really useful.

"Start with the ten of you, come and attack me." Zhang Liuzhi circled with his fingers.

Gu Songru found that the first batch of ten people selected by Zhang Liuzhi were all the ones with the most ugly make-up and the least suitable for make-up.

It seems that Instructor Zhang is really going to be ruthless.

Ten people formed a circle together.

"Instructor, I'm sorry."

Since the instructor asked them to take action, they could only work hard.

"What are you talking about, just come here." Zhang Liuzhi stood still, with his own power.

"Ah——" a player clenched his fist and yelled. Just as he rushed towards Zhang Liuzhi, he was kicked away.

"Fighting is fighting, what is it called? Is it to remind the enemy that you are about to make a move?"

The next few players took advantage of this opportunity and immediately rushed forward to sneak attack.

Although they haven't cooperated before, they showed an amazing tacit understanding at this time.

There are people on the left and right cold noodles, and the female player in the middle is going to hug Zhang Liuzhi's waist directly, first lock her movements, and then control her limbs, and the winner will be determined.

The idea is pretty good.

However, when the female player put her arms around Zhang Liuzhi's waist, before she had time to feel happy, she found that the scene in front of her seemed to be spinning.

No, it's not the scenery that rotates, but her!

I don't know how much strength Zhang Liuzhi has. She spun around on the spot, and with a shake, she even threw off the two men and one woman who were jumping on top of her. He threw it out, and didn't realize that he seemed to be defeated until he fell to the ground and felt a sharp pain in his back.

"Sneak attack is a good tactic, but it's a pity that your strength is too weak and your center of gravity is unstable. Sneak attack is useless."

In just a short while, four out of ten people went.

The remaining six people also raised their vigilance and prepared to deal with Zhang Liuzhi.

But Zhang Liuzhi was much faster than them.Just when they were hesitating about what to do next, Zhang Liuzhi had already grabbed a player who was close, locked the opponent's shoulder with one hand, and pressed his knee against the opponent's stomach.

"Pfft." The player was spurted out with a mouthful of old blood, and then threw it out like a piece of trash.

Zhang Liuzhi continued to move forward.

If you want to describe it, it is a humanoid tank accidentally entered the sheep pen.No matter how these sheep want to bite, they are useless in front of such a behemoth, they can only be crushed obediently.

The players around were dumbfounded.

Fuck, fake, fake.

Is this a human or a superman? This is not scientific at all. What is the body of the other party made of?Hey, hey, that big fat guy who weighed nearly two hundred catties tried his best to hit him, but he was bounced away instead. Is that so reasonable?

Perverts should also pay attention to the Basic Law!

"Lu, Teacher Lu, why do you fight with such monsters every day?" Gu Songrun tried hard to close his chin, looking at Lu Pingsha with more and more adoring eyes.

"I guess her physical strength has reached its peak, and there are other blessings." Lu Pingsha sighed, only feeling that the cured body was aching, "I think that as long as the dungeon boss has a body, she can directly use the The boss was torn apart."

This piece of Liuzhi looks weak in writing, but it actually follows the genre of violence.

God knows what she went through to become like this?But now Lu Pingsha only feels happy, especially after seeing the ten newly baked pig heads.

Hahahaha, the law of heaven is clear, and the retribution is not good.

"These ten people only lasted for 8 minutes?"

"Damn it, no wonder the time audit department is not easy to mess with."

"This is to release the boss of the dungeon. My mother's boss went mad in the dungeon a few days ago. The boss chased and killed me three streets with a kitchen knife. I don't think it's so scary."

"Shut up, she's coming."

Zhang Liuzhi rubbed his wrists, and walked in front of some other students, "You guys are next, hurry up, I haven't finished warming up yet."

The students wanted to run away.

But where can they go?Moreover, this is a rare training opportunity. If they also have Zhang Liuzhi's level, what kind of dungeon will they be unable to pass?

"Let's come—" "Old problem, don't talk before you make a move." Zhang Liuzhi punched a certain player who was talkative and knocked him down.

The next nine people also suffered unimaginable abuse.

They were also scolded by Zhang Liuzhi for their shortcomings, as if they could hardly find any advantages in her mouth.

Fortunately, this situation changed slightly when the third team continued.

What caught people's attention was a middle-aged man in the middle of the third team.

This man's name is Qian Shouye, he looks to be in his forties, and he has been keeping a low profile before.However, in the battle with Zhang Liuzhi, he alone almost helped to attract Zhang Liuzhi's entire attention. He was vigorous and commanding, so that the students of the third team entangled Zhang Liuzhi for nearly 10 minutes before they were all defeated.

Coincidentally, this person happened to be one of the community time monitors that Lu Pingsha was optimistic about before.

Qian Shouye was originally from the Special Forces. After retiring from the military, he was going to find a relatively leisurely job in the Public Security Bureau with all his injuries, but unexpectedly he joined the criminal police team and was selected by the time game.He had already developed a good skill in the army, and he also trained a skill in finding clues in the criminal police brigade, so he also improved rapidly in the game.

Among all the community time supervisors, his player level is the highest, having reached the yellow level.

Lu Pingsha had a brief encounter with him, that is, he went to his community to help clear the game.At that time, Lu Pingsha discovered that although this man was low-key but powerful, he was a very reliable teammate.

The only thing that was not friendly was that Qian Shouye didn't play very well when dealing with supernatural stories.

In Qian Shouye's own words, "I've never seen a ghost before, so it's always hard for me to believe that such a thing really exists in the ghost copy."

So Lu Pingsha also helped with the supernatural dungeon that time.

"You are okay, but I checked your information before, and your performance in the supernatural dungeon can be said to be a complete failure. You barely passed the level several times by escaping with your physical fitness." Zhang Liuzhi looked at Qian Shouye, who fell to the ground, sighed, "You have to focus on correcting this. Next, I will let another student instructor who is proficient in supernatural dungeons teach you. You don't need to use other training."

In the entire training camp, there were not many men like Qian Shouye.

The fourth team, the fifth team, the sixth team, etc. were all wiped out.

And as Zhang Liuzhi got more and more into the game, the pig's head became more and more vivid.

Xiaodao and Gu Songru were not much better either.

I don't know if it's because they have a good relationship with Lu Pingsha, and they have been taken care of by Zhang Liuzhi. The injuries on their faces and bodies are much more severe than those of others, so they can only reluctantly support them and wait for Zhang Liuzhi to give them the final treatment.

Soon, it was time for the last top class students to shine.The other 100 students were almost all sitting on the ground in a row, waiting to see what would happen to the students in these top classes.

Where do the students in the top class still have any momentum at the moment?No matter how strong the momentum is, seeing Zhang Liuzhi's posture of blocking and killing gods and Buddhas has disappeared without a trace.

"As members of the top class, you seem to care too much about your face." Zhang Liuzhi said in a deep voice, "Do you know why I kept you until the end? It's not because of your high grades, but because I found that you spend your face. Time, far more than them!"

huh?

There seems to be something wrong.

"Let's do it, let me see what kind of abilities you all have that can be included in the top class!"

Hey... what else is there to do?

The students in the top class thoroughly experienced with their faces what is called "disfigurement play".

There seemed to be no pain anywhere on the face.

I'm afraid that even if it is a plastic surgery without anesthesia, the degree of pain will not be higher than this.

Lu Pingsha had a pig-headed face, but Zhang Liuzhi let him off lightly at this moment, but he suffered less.

As for other people, for example, this Li Tianlan will be miserable.

The idol makeup he put on today was quite time-consuming, and he couldn't get it off even after an hour.Especially, during the fight, a small box of monochrome eyeshadow fell from Li Tianlan's body, and Zhang Liuzhi's face suddenly became extremely cold.

"No, it's not mine." Before Li Tianlan could say anything in denial, he was "taken care of" by Zhang Liuzhi.

Gu Songru silently looked at Xiaodao sitting next to him.

"Who told him to call me short radish?" Xiaodao smiled, touched his swollen face with his hand, grinned and said, "No one can call me short, I want to take revenge on him!"

Gu Songru silently shrunk back her long legs.

He decided to wear pants that don't show the length of his legs in front of the knife in the future.

110 students, the whole army was wiped out.

"You really disappoint me." Zhang Liuzhi looked at the group of people around him, and regained his sanity a little bit.

She looked in Lu Pingsha's direction, but saw Lu Pingsha giving her a thumbs up.

This kid is plotting against me.

Zhang Liuzhi almost came to his senses in the middle of the process, but he was beaten all the time, and now he would lose his status as an instructor if he didn't fight, so he could only bite the bullet and continue.

Fortunately, this fight completely wiped out the small thoughts of these people.

Originally, he was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Liuzhi's teaching, but now he is completely convinced.

The co-authors are all masters who take hard but not soft.

"Group therapy."

Zhang Liuzhi took out a stethoscope-like prop from his pocket, and said softly.

Suddenly, a soft light covered the entire venue.

Except for the wound on the face, the bones broken by Zhang Liuzhi and the bruises from the beating almost all disappeared under the light.

"Is that a red-level prop [the magical stethoscope of the First Hospital]? Isn't this one of the three treasures of the time audit department?"

"What is the three treasures of the town?"

"It's the stethoscope, the encyclopedia of rituals, and the living Bodhisattva."

[The first hospital's magical stethoscope], because it can be used in reality and can treat injuries on a large scale, it can be said that it has directly reached the pinnacle of healing tools.During the entire game, only Yan Pu got this thing.

It is said that you have to complete a whole series of red-level missions [First Hospital] before you can get this item after clearing the level perfectly.

There are also many red-level players who want to emulate Yan Pu to do such a series of tasks, but they give up when they can't do half of it.

As for the encyclopedia of ceremonies, I heard that Yan Bo made a encyclopedia of [ceremonies] collected by the members of the audit department all the time, but this encyclopedia of rites is hidden in only a few people, and it also requires a unique way to open it. method.

The last treasure is Yan Pu himself.

"The minister values ​​you very much, so he lent me this thing temporarily." Zhang Liuzhi put away the stethoscope and said slowly, "I hope you don't disappoint me. By the way, in the next few days, in the training camp, you will There is a new friend, and I hope you will get along well with it."

Everyone felt a little bad feeling.

After all, it's already this time, and there can't be another transfer student.

Therefore, the guy Zhang Liuzhi is talking about is probably very likely to be non-human.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Li Tianlan ran in front of Lu Pingsha and the others with an extremely happy pig-headed face, "You guys are lying to say that makeup can trigger Zhang Liuzhi's title effect!"

"Oh, I was just joking with Brother Gu, you actually believed it?" Xiaodao said meanly beside him, "Our voices are so quiet, how did you hear us whispering? I'll go, shall I? Could it be eavesdropping behind your back? Oh, that's not okay."

"you!"

Li Tianlan stomped his feet angrily, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, just wait for me, Dwarf Carrot."

"Hehe, I should have said that."

Things have come to this, even if these people know that something is wrong, what can they do?

Anyway, that's all.

"Mr. Lu, how do you feel now?"

"One word, cool!"