I do whatever I want when time stops

"Sorry to interrupt."

"Wait, don't pull me, I want to take a look."

Several people reacted immediately and forcibly pulled another girl out of the room.

Lu Pingsha: ...

Yan Pu: ...

Um?What's wrong with me?

After being interrupted by them, Lu Pingsha also came back to his senses.He suddenly realized that his face was completely attached to Yan Pu's chest, and his hands were still touching his back. No matter how he looked at it, he looked like a hooligan.

Lu Pingsha raised his head, and met Yan Pu's complicated eyes.

"I'm not, I..." Lu Pingsha took a few steps back and hit the chair directly, but he couldn't care less about the pain, he just wanted to explain, "I can explain, I just..."

Lu Pingsha was speechless again.

How can he explain that he seemed to be manipulated suddenly just now?

No, he could feel that he was not being manipulated, but that his emotions were suddenly out of his control.

He could realize what he did just now, but he didn't feel that there was a problem when he did it, as if his reason suddenly disappeared at that moment.

Moreover, he could clearly feel the temperature when his hand touched Yan Pu's chest, and he could also feel Yan Pu's heartbeat when his face was pressed against it.

He remembers everything very clearly, and he is conscious of it.

It's just that when he did it at the time, he didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with it, but it was taken for granted.

If no one had come in, perhaps he had gone even further.

Wait, what are you doing too much?What am I thinking about?

Lu Pingsha couldn't help being a little frightened.

When he encountered a frontal attack from the boss in the time game, all he felt was physical fear instead of the same as now, and he didn't know what went wrong with him.

Yan Pu looked at him quietly.

"It's summer, it's easy to get angry, remember to take a bath with cold water." Yan Pu put on his shirt silently, and stretched out his hand to pat Lu Pingsha's shoulder, but because he realized something again, he put down the raised hand again.

Lu Pingsha noticed Yan Pu's actions, and felt so ashamed that he wanted to die.

The boss misunderstood misunderstood misunderstood.

I really don't have plans for you, boss.

Even if I really have an attempt, I'm just coveting your wages and props at the moment, and I really don't mean to covet your body.

Just... some mysterious and unpredictable things happened to me.

Ah, why isn't there a crack in the floor for myself to drill down?

He felt that he had no face to live in this world.

Destroy the world as soon as possible, and you should be stronger in the time game.

There is nothing in the world worthy of his attachment.

"I think it's better for us to have a pure subordinate-subordinate relationship. I was reckless just now, but that's definitely not what I meant, you know?" Yan Pu replied in a tangled manner, not daring to look into Lu Pingsha's eyes.

He took off his clothes just to let Lu Pingsha see the scars on his body clearly, and explain the reason by the way.Unexpectedly, he was interrupted by Lu Pingsha's actions, and Yan Pu didn't have the intention to continue talking.

Compared to talking about these things, he felt it was more important to clarify with Lu Pingsha first.

I get it so damn well.

I really hope today is the end of the world.

Lu Pingsha thought darkly.

"If you have nothing to do, you can go out." Yan Pu coughed, and could only issue the order to evict the guest, "If there is something to do, just send me a text message, and you don't need to come here in person. When you figure it out, we will talk about it later."

Boss, you really misunderstood.

Lu Pingsha wanted to cry but had no tears, but he had no way to explain his situation.

Could it be that he was possessed by a pervert?

I don't know which temple is more spiritual, why don't I go to worship, if this continues, the boss will think that he is audacious and wants to sexually harass him?

Oh, no, I already thought so.

injustice.

Too bad.

Could it be that I, Lu Pingsha, who was smart all my life, actually got some serious brain disease?

Science and metaphysics, I probably have to go and see.

Lu Pingsha slowly moved out top-heavy, he just felt as if he was stepping on cotton, light and light, and he couldn't fall into place at all.

When Lu Pingsha left the room, Yan Pu took out the mirror and looked at his face carefully.

Still as handsome as ever.

He is tall, has long legs and thin waist, and has a high position and weight. He is young and promising, and he can't help others.However, Lu Pingsha is his favorite subordinate, so their relationship should be purer.

"Hey, what a crime." Yan Pu sighed regretfully, "Maybe I should also get some scars on my face."

It's better to go to a meeting, maybe there are many people in the audit department who are as hard to extricate themselves from him as Lu Pingsha, and they must be strangled to death in advance.

"What are you pulling me for, I haven't looked carefully yet?" The girl struggled to break away from the confinement of several teammates, her face full of anger, "Such a good show has not been seen for hundreds of years, and you actually took me away ?”

"That's all, all right, why is it so easy to watch Boss' good shows?" A teammate couldn't help but patted her on the head, "You, don't usually read those weird novels."

"I don't." The girl curled her lips. "The psychiatrist has said that I want to read more novels about truth, kindness and beauty. Reading sweet love can make me more stable."

"Stop talking. Isn't it easy for us to lie to the psychiatrist?" The teammates rolled their eyes.

"Again, the person who molested the boss is Lu Pingsha, right? Oh, the rookie is really bold now, he dares to harass anyone. I remember that when I fell in love with the boss in the past, staying alone with the boss for 10 minutes was enough I can’t take it anymore. Ordinary people are fine, but if players add perception, it’s simply torture.”

"Yeah, we are used to getting along with the boss and we have undergone special training. The newcomer is fine, he just put his face on it, and his hands are still groping."

"...Why do you look so carefully? I'm going, I didn't look so carefully and you took me away?" The girl was angry when she heard their discussion, "Aren't you only allowing state officials to set fires and not allow people to light lamps? Is it?"

"It's impossible for the boss to restrain his breath on purpose, so the only possible explanation is that the newcomer's perception is too low, and he can't feel the pressure on the boss at all."

"His perception is so low, it will be difficult to break into the supernatural dungeon in the future."

"That's something the boss needs to worry about. Let's just pretend we didn't see it. Don't talk about what happened today."

"Of course, what is our relationship with the boss?"

"That's it."

……

Having said that, when they each returned home, they still couldn't help but bring their best friend over, and told the story in detail.

There is no way, the boss usually has a lot of rumors, but this kind of romantic rumor is unheard of.They are all mental patients, the doctor said, let them not suppress themselves, pay attention to know how to vent and release.

They really can't keep such a big secret.

So, before they knew it, many senior officials in the time audit department knew that this newcomer, Lu Pingsha, had a "very close relationship" with their minister.

"Ah, sorry." Lu Pingsha sneezed again and again.

"Maybe you need to see the respiratory department next door."

"It's okay, doctor, let's continue." Lu Pingsha wiped it with a paper, signaling the doctor to continue.

"Name."

"Lu Pingsha."

"age."

"23" "Occupation."

"It's a civil servant."

……

After the doctor had finished entering Lu Pingsha's basic information, he asked carefully, "Tell me about your symptoms carefully, and I'll listen."

"It's like this. I have a boss who is very generous to me and a nice person. He pays me a very high salary. He gave me a very good job when he came up." Of course Lu Pingsha didn't dare to mention Yan Pu's name. Just say it, it can only be replaced by a title.

"It's a good thing to meet a boss with a conscience."

"Who says it's not?" Lu Pingsha patted his thigh and said, "I think so too, so I usually work hard so that I can repay the boss for being generous to me. What's strange is that every time I see When I get to the boss, I feel like a mouse has seen a cat, as if I owed him a lot of money in my previous life and didn’t pay it back.”

"Maybe it's because your boss pays you so much that you don't feel like you're doing what you're doing, and that's why you feel guilty. Maybe you're taking too much responsibility."

"But I felt the same way when I saw him before I didn't have a job. Forget it, it's not important." Lu Pingsha waved his hand, signaling the doctor to continue to stop, "The more troublesome thing is that our boss encountered something very serious two days ago. Good thing, although he looks like a normal person on the surface, but I know he must be very sad. So, I am also sad. "

"You have great empathy."

"No." Lu Pingsha shook his head, "It's not that kind of empathy. Let me put it this way, I started to cry in front of my boss. God knows when was the last time I cried. I feel like I feel wronged especially for my boss, so the tears are almost for him."

"... Oh." The doctor recorded Lu Pingsha's symptoms, and he always felt that he had glimpsed something that he shouldn't know.

"Then, I accidentally saw my boss's naked body, just the upper body. I saw scars on his body, and my heart suddenly felt very distressed, so I touched it directly..."

The doctor's pen paused for a moment, but quickly resumed writing.

Well, as a doctor, what situation have you never seen?

Isn't it just a male subordinate who fell in love with his boss and became lustful and suspected that he was sick?

Hey, the world is already in such a mess, it's normal to develop some weird sexual fetishes.And as far as the content is concerned, the symptoms of this patient can be regarded as popular, but his brain is not very good, so he came to see a psychiatrist.

"But my boss is taller than me, has longer legs than me, and is much richer and more powerful than me. Compared with him, I feel sorry for myself before it's too late. How can I feel sorry for him? Well, it's not that I don't feel bad , but I feel that... My heartache is mostly to drink with my boss, give him some gifts, or repay him with a better work attitude, not this kind of repayment, do you understand?" Lu Pingsha caught Scratching my hair and feeling like I'm doing a test with no answers at all.

Fuck, if someone else he can play stupid, but this is the immediate boss.

The doctor sighed, and looked at Lu Pingsha with some depression, "This patient, maybe you just can't help it. You also said before that your boss treats you very well and takes care of you everywhere, and from your description, he should grow up Very handsome."

"Handsome is handsome."

"Maybe you should go to the psychology department next door. The doctor on duty today is very experienced in this kind of emotional problems." The doctor is also a little helpless, so he should go to a psychiatrist to resolve this emotional problem. He is a psychiatrist whose number is what happened?

"No, you didn't hear my point clearly!" Lu Pingsha was a little mad, "You misunderstood, I didn't mean that to my boss, and I didn't meet him a few times in total, it was a purely working relationship , and my boss also refused after being touched by me. No, no, this is not the point. Wait, wait for me to smooth it out, my mind is a bit messed up."

Lu Pingsha himself didn't know what to say.

After returning home last night, he followed Yan Pu's instructions and took a bath in cold water, but his anger did not subside, and he almost caught a cold.

Yan Pu must have misunderstood.

That's right, if you change yourself, you will definitely misunderstand, and maybe you will beat yourself out.

Lu Pingsha tossed and turned yesterday and didn't sleep well all night, so he came to register to see a doctor this early in the morning.

"My sanity and emotions seem to be out of my control suddenly. Sometimes I will react in ways I didn't expect myself. The key is that I don't think there is any problem with it when I do it. I have to wait until later. Only then will I find out. This is how I am when I face my boss." Lu Pingsha said seriously, "It's just...as if there is another person in my body who will do things that I don't want to do."

"Oh?" The doctor straightened up immediately, this is his specialty, "Can you feel another voice in your head?"

"That's not true." Lu Pingsha shook his head, if there was, he would have come to see a doctor a long time ago.I must say, does the sound of the time game count?

"Have you ever had a situation where you couldn't control your body? As for your memory, is there a gap in your memory? Did you encounter any bad things when you were a child?" "...Doctor, I'm sure I'm not a split personality." Lu Ping Sha was a little speechless, "It's just that I was inexplicably manipulated by emotions at the time, do you understand what I mean?"

"I probably understand what you said, but you usually appear in men and women who are in love." The doctor was also a little helpless, "But if you really have nothing to do with your boss, maybe you should try a psychiatrist. Did you have a brain CT just now?"

"I did." Lu Pingsha gave him the film.

"Everything is normal." The doctor glanced at it and said casually, "Well, you should take some calming medicine first, maybe you have been under too much pressure recently, and civil servants should have a lot of things recently. If you are still worried, Go see a psychiatrist."

Lu Pingsha was a little disappointed, but seeing the doctor's appearance, he knew that the other party probably couldn't see anything.

Forget it, let's go to the psychiatrist. Anyway, he has also registered here, just waiting in line.

"Name."

"Lu Pingsha."

"age."

"23." After filling in the basic information for a while, Lu Pingsha explained his symptoms again.

This psychiatrist is the best expert in the city. In order to register for this account, he even walked around the psychiatry department.

Hey, in fact, if he registers as a time inspector, he can enjoy the door-to-door service of a psychiatrist.As a person in the time audit department, this privilege is still somewhat there. After all, the players are all severely mentally ill, which is quite special.But Lu Pingsha didn't want his affairs to be known by too many people. If some gossip about him and Yan Pu was spread, how would he behave?

Therefore, Lu Pingsha came to register honestly.

"May I ask, are you a player?" The psychiatrist asked after hearing Lu Pingsha's words.

"Why do you ask that?"

"I have come into contact with many players. There is still a big difference between players and ordinary people, but players may not feel it." The psychiatrist obviously has real skills, and he is indeed an expert.

"I'm a player." Lu Pingsha admitted, "Why, am I really sick?"

"Generally speaking, the more powerful the player, the more serious the mental illness. Of course, there are also some who are psychologically fragile, and they will collapse as soon as they enter the game." The psychiatrist pushed his glasses, with a frosty face Full of smiles, "But obviously your mental state is not bad, it should be because you have paid attention to adjustment."

"That's right, I should eat and drink. I'm living in style. If it wasn't for this illness, I wouldn't have come here at all."

"My suggestion is that you don't have to worry about it for the time being." The psychiatrist replied, "At present, your symptoms will only appear when you face your boss, and it does not hinder your life at ordinary times. Your boss It should be a player too, and it helped you a lot."

"indeed."

"Any kind of problem among players may appear. You may only be affected by the time game, which leads to a problem with your emotional perception. In addition, your boss has a great influence on your life, so You subconsciously project part of your emotions on him." The psychiatrist replied, "If it doesn't continue to deteriorate, I suggest you maintain a good attitude and face your emotions normally, maybe you will get better."

"What if that's worse?"

"That can't be helped." The psychiatrist also answered very positively, "The things you players will encounter are not something ordinary people like us can spy on, so you will have various problems. In fact, many players' problems I can't cure mental illnesses, but as long as I stay sane and know what I'm doing, it's already a very good success story."

ha?

Not talking about this is equivalent to talking for nothing?

"Of course, you can also go to the temple to worship." The psychologist said.

"Doctor, you say this is not good."

"Originally I was also an atheist, but now time games have come out, and anything can happen." The psychiatrist smiled, "But if you really ask God to worship Buddha, maybe time games are more suitable for you."

"Oh?"

"There are many dungeons in the time game that should be those capable people who can really communicate with gods and Buddhas. Maybe they can answer your questions. Well, this is not what I said. It was a patient of mine who was about to collapse. After he went to the copy of the game, his mood became more stable, and he told me that he met a prophet in the time game, so his illness is almost healed."

"Okay, doctor, I will think about it." Lu Pingsha nodded solemnly, maybe he really needs to find it in the time game.

If there is no explanation, he might not have the face to see Yan Pu again in the future.

After Lu Pingsha left, the psychiatrist breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly contacted his friends.

"Afeng, what you said yesterday is indeed true. Lu Pingsha came here directly to find me to solve it. It is worthwhile for me to turn down the lecture and come to the class. It is really useful!" When the psychiatrist picked up the phone, The old appearance immediately became a lot younger, and it seemed that he was only in his early thirties.

"Hey, what did he say, did he really have an affair with our boss?"

"It's not very similar, but it feels somewhat related. He certainly doesn't have any thoughts about our boss, at least he's not that straight. If he was a straight man, he would have come here to complain if he knew how close he was with another man. The psychiatrist rubbed his chin, "But anyway, I guess it's a lot of fun. By the way, what's the boss's reaction?"

"Boss... The boss pulled us into a meeting, and he said in secret that he doesn't want to have a relationship right now, nor does he want to develop an office romance." The person on the other end of the phone couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "I'll go, the boss is too I can think highly of myself, although he is excellent in all aspects, there is nothing wrong with him, but being alone with him, the pressure will really crush people, I don’t want to die, my perception points are almost full, okay?”

"What advice did you give?"

"Let him go with the flow. It's really not possible to go to the NPC in the time game to solve it."

"Oh oh oh, then I have a good copy and I can recommend him." The person on the other end of the phone smiled sinisterly, "just to see what he thinks about the boss."

"Could you be thinking...? Are you afraid that the boss will kill you if you do this?"

"Hey, if it doesn't work, both the boss and Lu Pingsha should thank me for cutting the mess quickly. If it works, they have to buy me a matchmaker's wine. Of course, you can also report me to the boss, I'm not against it you go."

"What report? Am I that kind of person?" The psychiatrist also laughed, "But it's still too dangerous just the two of us. Let me see, why don't you bring other teammates over and watch a movie together? , At that time, something really happened, the law does not blame everyone. The boss has seen so many of our jokes, and it is our turn."

"...You are so insidious, you really deserve to be my good friend."

"It's easy to say, you are not bad, who made us all patients?"

The two laughed again, ready to make a good plan.

Think of it as a meeting gift for the newcomer, and let him experience the cruelty among top players in advance.

Lu Pingsha walked out of the hospital and sneezed a few more times.

He turned around and decided to go back to the respiratory department.

Maybe I really have a cold.

Recently, I probably really have Mercury retrograde.

It hurts.