I heard you were pressed by a ghost

Today's dinner is particularly rich, but the pervert can only smell it, because he will have diarrhea when he eats anything other than milk.Squatting on the sofa and rubbing his sore little paws, his crimson pupils shone brightly in the darkness, full of calculations.

He must recover his mana, hehe... When I have enough spiritual power and become a human body, I will definitely snatch my wife back!

But now it seems that the ambition of the pervert is still a little far away, and the balance in his "wife" has begun to tilt slowly.

Yuan Dong had been fed by Mu Qing with spinach and tofu for the past few days, and the bird had already faded out of his mouth.Looking at a table of delicious dishes made by Mu Qing, I ate two big bowls of rice tonight.Rubbing his swollen belly, he let out a long sigh of satisfaction.

"Go to bed early, I'll wake you up when I'm ugly, and go find that woman together." Mu Qing cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and told Yuan Dong to go to bed after dinner, and probably won't be able to sleep in the middle of the night today.

"Ah?" Yuan Dong looked at his stomach, "I'm so full, I can't sleep, I'd better write a manuscript."

Mu Qing was actually very happy that Yuan Dong was so supportive and ate so much today, and he didn't think he had checked so many recipes online secretly.But he didn't say anything, and he still had a cold face like you borrowed my eraser for three days and didn't return it.

"Well, I'll call you when it's time."

Yuan Dong's round eyes were piercing, and his delicate face showed a silly expression, "Okay! I will definitely become a great writer after working so hard, haha~ I'm going to write a manuscript of a world famous book tonight."

Immediately, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, Yuan Dong returned to the bedroom and began to type crazily. The sound of tapping on the keyboard became the welcome song of the night.

Stars soon filled the night sky.

Yuan Dong put on his earphones, played a deafening hi song, and nodded along with the melody.The manuscript was written smoothly and quickly, and after re-editing, it was immediately sent to the client with satisfaction.

"Ding"

The original sin came back almost in seconds, Yuan Dong raised his head in surprise, only to realize that it was past 11 o'clock.

After clicking on the email, Yuan Dong froze in front of the computer, seemingly unable to hear the rhythmic music in his ears for a moment.

"Thank you very much for your first draft. The writing is very touching, but you seem to have forgotten it. It is difficult to change an arrogant heart. Extreme inferiority is extremely arrogant, and extreme arrogance is also a kind of sad inferiority. No one It is truly humble, without an iota of ugly arrogance.

But I really like your story, so please continue to write the second one.

The second solicitation: laziness.Humans are really the laziest animals in the world, aren't they? "

What a mess, you can still send such a long list of emails in seconds, it won't be typed in advance, and it will be automatically replied!

Lazy……

Is this original sin a collection of the seven deadly sins of the world? It can't be some kind of cult madman, right?

The more Yuan Dong thought about it, the more something was wrong, and he especially wanted to reply to the other party that he quit.What a messy draft request, find someone else.

But the cell phone beside the table vibrated immediately, and the text message on it immediately dispelled Yuan Dong's idea of ​​quitting.It was actually a bank receipt record text message, and the time was exactly the same as the time when Original Sin replied to the email.

Forget it, eat others with a short mouth and take others softly.Now that you have received the wages, let's work hard, anyway, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Guiltyly, Yuan Dong made the music louder, trying to ignore the disapproval in his heart.

In the quiet night, the pervert lies on the balcony and looks at the stars.Mu Qing went out after washing the dishes, and hasn't come back yet; Yuan Dong is still frantically typing in his bedroom, and the tapping sound is so annoying that he is about to go crazy.Patting the mosquitoes with his paws in boredom, he felt sleepy.

Suddenly, there was movement in Yuan Dong's parents' room.

The little beast immediately pricked up its ears, stood up vigilantly, and ran to the door of the room lightly and quickly.Sniffing his nose, the pervert's red pupils shrank, it was the same kind of breath...

Thinking of the rare treasures in this room, is it a thief?

The pervert looks at the handle above his head, which is a bit too high for him now.If you go through the main door, the thief will notice and run away when he jumps up to unlock the lock.

Climb the window like the other party.

Poor pervert, a ground beast, and now he has to climb the window to protect Yuan Dong's house, if he speaks out, his companions will laugh their teeth off.But in comparison, he hates the little celestial master's underestimation and Yuan Dong's disappointment!

Thumping his short legs, the pervert quickly ran up to the balcony.The little black shadow quickly shuttled outside the building, jumped over the balconies of several houses, and turned to the outside of Yuan Dong's parents' room.Sure enough, the window was wide open, and the pervert jumped into the room immediately.

The pervert rolled over to stabilize his chubby figure, and stretched out his sharp claws to look at the thief who was rummaging through things.

The light yellow moonlight spilled into the messy room, and shone on the person wrapped in gray clothes.The man was wearing a tight-fitting gray suit, a gray peaked cap, and a mask around him, making it impossible to see his face clearly.But judging from his body shape, he should be a person who exercises regularly.

The other party's breath... seems to be a cat demon?

"Who are you?" The pervert assumed an attacking posture.

The man turned his head to look at the little beast, a pair of vertical pupils of the animal shone in the dark night, they were beautiful emerald green.

"I'm just here to find something, it won't harm anyone, let me go." The cat demon finally found what he was looking for: a jade pendant of good quality, and immediately opened his eyes to get it .

The pervert quickly kicked his legs and rushed forward, his sharp claws streaked a silver light in the air.

Before the cat demon got the jade pendant, he immediately twisted his waist and dodged it, his body lightly turned sideways in the air, and landed firmly behind the pervert.But just avoiding it like this directly caused Yupei to be crushed by the pervert.

"Please return the jade pendant to me, it was originally my thing!" The cat demon's voice was very nice and very gentle, even if he was in a hurry now, it still made people feel good.

But perverts are not people.

"What's yours? What's in my wife's house belongs to him! Hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude." The pervert arched his back, looking ready to go.

The cat demon frowned, he had no choice but to be a thief in the middle of the night and take the jade pendant back.Adult humans are all scheming, there is no good thing, and reasoning with them will only make you suffer.He really needed his jade pendant, and he finally found it after searching for so long, how could he give up so easily?

But... the little beast in front of him seemed very powerful, he couldn't feel the monster's aura at all, only a strong sense of oppression.Is it one of the twelve great beasts?

"Is your Excellency one of the twelve great beasts?" The cat demon raised his hands, and his long sharp claws immediately pierced the gloves, reflecting golden light in the air.

The pervert froze, black fluff all over his body, "None of your business, I am the No.13 great beast!"

Cat demon: "..."

Since you can't communicate well, use force to solve the problem.

The cat demon narrowed his eyes, picked up the Buddha statue in his hand, and threw it at the pervert.The little beast immediately dodged quickly and jumped onto the table without any pause, and immediately used its strength to pounce on the cat demon.

The sharp claws of the two collided in the air, making a harsh sound of metal impact.After a brief encounter, both of them backed away with strength.The pervert has a small body and quick movements, like a flash of lightning, gradually making the cat demon unable to resist.

The cat demon was beaten to the ground by the pervert, a pair of vertical pupils quickly glanced at the jade pendant in the corner, and rolled over...

When he stood up again to fight back, the cat demon reluctantly begged for mercy, "Please believe me, I have no malicious intentions, I just want to get my things back!"

"no way!"

The pervert has a firm attitude, and he has completely shown the stubbornness he used to fight on the battlefield.

Seeing that the cat demon can't get any bargain at all, he can't lose his wife and lose his army. There is no good end to being competitive.The emerald green beautiful eyes glistened, and now that the jade pendant has been obtained, then... 36 strategies, the best strategy is to go.Looking at a gap, it turned into a gray short-haired cat, jumped out of the window, and disappeared into the night sky a few times.

"Hmph, you slipped fast."

The pervert snorted, and dared to steal things under Lao Tzu's nose without asking who I was.Turning back to see what the cat demon came to steal in the middle of the night, but the place where the jade pendant was just now was empty!

how is this possible……

Could it be that it was kicked away during the fight?

The pervert's face suddenly changed, although the little black face couldn't see his face clearly.Immediately got down and searched for traces of jade pendant like a dog looking for traces of prey.

No!

Thinking back carefully, I did beat the cat demon to the ground once just now, and it probably happened to be at that time.This cat demon is too cunning, don't let him catch!

"Squeak..."

Bright light came in from the open door in an instant, and shone on the pervert's wide-eyed beast face with red pupils.

Mu Qing just came back from the outside, and he went out to look for the master's friends again, but he still found nothing.Hearing movement in Yuan Dong's parents' room, he immediately changed his slippers and came over to check.

"Is this what you did?"

The bedroom, where all kinds of souvenirs were messed up, was even more horrible at this time, and it was a mess.Shards of pottery and torn paper were strewn all over the floor, and claw marks were everywhere on the walls.

"No! It's a cat demon who came to steal things!"

The pervert looked around, and there were things that had been destroyed just now.It's over, Yuan Dong treasures the things in this room so much.Not only did he destroy it, but he also let the cat demon steal the jade pendant.The daughter-in-law will definitely not forgive herself!

Yuan Dong, who had been listening to the happy songs, yawned and rubbed his temples.

Looking up, the time was almost one o'clock in the morning, and it was about to be ugly.Why didn't Mu Qing come to call him? Could it be that he fell asleep?Yuan Dong took off his earphones and went out to call Mu Qing.

As soon as she opened the door, she saw the lights turned on outside. Mu Qing stood at the door of her parents' room, as if she was interrogating.

fire show ╳

"Mu Qing, what are you doing standing here?" Yuan Dong walked over curiously, poking his head out from Mu Qing's shoulder.With just one glance, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide.

"Ah! Mmm... Mmm!"