I heard you were pressed by a ghost

Early the next morning, when the bright sunlight hit Lu Shuangshuang's eyes, she woke up slowly.A little confused looking at the potato chips poured all over the floor and the screen that was still playing the TV series of dog blood foam at [-] o'clock in the morning.

I still had half a piece of potato chips in my mouth, and my saliva flowed all over the sofa...

Why is she here?

The sluggish nerves finally started to run fast, right!

Yuan Dong!

Hey, why did I fall asleep?I used to play wildly for two nights in a row before, and there was no pressure.It really is old now.

Wiping her saliva, she looked at the dry white mark on the sofa with some embarrassment... Don't look away, she didn't see anything!

"Squeak~"

The door of the bathroom filled with white mist was opened, and a thin figure appeared in the billowing heat.

The young man's ruddy face made him look charming and charming due to the fumigation of the heat, and the moist yellow-brown hair lay softly on his slender white neck.

Lu Shuangshuang shook her head, still a little confused, why did she suddenly feel that Yuan Dong was very seductive?

What turtle?what's the situation!

"you're awake?"

Yuan Dong's words brought Lu Shuangshuang back to reality, and hurriedly tidied up the messy coffee table.

"Ah, I just woke up, I just woke up! You... How did you sleep last night?" Lu Shuangshuang rubbed her head embarrassingly, "Hey, I'm not able to fight now, and I fell asleep last night."

Yuan Dong lowered his eyelids to hide his flustered eyes.

That "man"'s crazy movements last night made his skin still ache.It is very important that the "person" threatened last night.

"You go home obediently, and I won't hurt her..."

Yuan Dong turned his head away and grabbed the hem of his clothes, lowered his head in thought for a moment, then raised his head and said, "Shuangshuang, I'm a bit obsessed with bed, I didn't sleep at all last night... I, I want to go home."

"Ah? Is it okay in your state?"

With black lines all over Yuan Dong's head, he nodded awkwardly, "Don't worry, I saw someone reply on the forum just now, a celestial master said he could help me, and he will come over as soon as possible."

"Really? Let me see!"

Lu Shuangshuang was very happy. She never thought that the forum was reliable, and the reply was so fast!

Sure enough, the help post I posted last night has been answered, and a celestial master who claims to be "eggplant broken chrysanthemum" said that he can solve this problem and is willing to provide help for a fee.

Eggplant Broken Chrysanthemum...

Paid?

Lu Shuangshuang's face darkened.

Behind him, Yuan Dong had already packed his things, stood in the living room and said hesitantly, "I, I'll go first."

"Hey, wait! Why are you in such a hurry?" Lu Shuangshuang was in a hurry, at least waiting for a meal before leaving.

Yuan Dong was ruthless, and he would not dare to go back if he delayed himself any longer.

Go straight to the entrance.

"I didn't seem to lock the door when I went out yesterday. I was in a hurry. So..."

"I'll go!" The pulling gesture immediately changed into a pushing gesture, "Go back and have a look! Some tourist souvenirs that my aunt and uncle have collected from all over the world are quite valuable! Why are you so careless, in case a thief breaks into the house... ..."

Yuan Dong went downstairs in the midst of Lu Shuangshuang's nagging, a little reluctant to let go of the other party's concerned and anxious voice.It wasn't until he couldn't hear it anymore that he stabilized his blinking eyes and quickened his pace.

Pervert, I am not afraid of you!

No matter what kind of mess you are, he has great fortune and destiny, and he will definitely turn danger into good luck.In the worst case, he would be killed by a pervert and become a ghost... Then everyone on Huangquan Road will use their own skills, and when the time comes, they will beat him to death.Let's see who wins!

As soon as the heroic Yuan Dong returned home, a sinister aura rushed over his face.

he……

cowardly.

He opened the door tremblingly, almost breaking the key during the process.

Entering the living room, Yuan Dong dared not go back to the bedroom, nor was he in the mood to work.The boss of the newspaper office has already urged him many times, and if he continues like this, he will get a red card soon.

Ugh……

what to do~

Speaking of the name of the celestial master...

Eggplant broken chrysanthemum, I feel very unreliable...

"Ringling..."

The ringing of the phone startled Yuan Dong.As soon as he picked up the phone, the fiery female voice almost deafened his ears.

"Dongdong, it's mom~"

Yuan Dong took the microphone farther away, no one else has such a fiery voice except you.

"I know."

"Hey, so indifferent~ Do you think your parents are there? We are now...husband! Husband, where are we now?"

"I don't know! North latitude... 38?"

The sound of waves hitting the beach came faintly from the other end of the phone, and Father Yuan's vague and loud answer made Yuan Dong petrified instantly...

Latitude 38?Why don't you say you are in Bermuda?

"Dongdong~ How are you doing recently?"

"I," Yuan Dong suppressed the discomfort in his heart, forced a smile, "I'm fine. I'm still the same."

"What's the old way, let me tell you, your dad and I will come back to see you in a few months, we must prepare a daughter-in-law to surprise us~" Yuan Ma's happy voice is completely opposite to Yuan Dong's sad face at this time .

"Huh? Daughter-in-law?"

"That's right... Zizi... No signal? Hang up... Zizi... I love you baby..."

Yuan Dong hung up the phone speechlessly, and sighed melancholy: "Mom, what kind of daughter-in-law are you expecting? If you don't come home again, your son will soon become someone else's ghost daughter-in-law~"

"Isn't it good to be my ghost daughter-in-law?"

A cold breath from behind pounced on the back of Yuan Dong's neck.

Yuan Dong immediately rolled off the sofa in cold sweat and looked up in horror!

no black mist...

Look at the bright sunshine on the balcony again, it is daytime now!

Damn it, do you want to be so heaven-defying!

"Because you give people plenty of yang energy~"

Yuan Dong blushed when he thought of his abnormality that he was ashamed to tell others.

"Ah~ah!"

He got up in a funny posture, and rushed out the door in a panic without even changing his slippers.

A vague black figure gradually took shape on the sofa, and a man's deep and hoarse voice came.

"Hehe, how naughty."

A pair of aggressive red pupils shone excitedly in the dark.

Yuan Dong who ran downstairs panicked and ran straight into an alley.

But a wisp of black mist gradually extended from the shadow in the corner of the wall.

Of course, there is no need to think about the ending, Yuan Dong was caught by the pervert before he walked out of the alley.

In the next few days, Yuan Dong was tortured day and night, and every time he seized the opportunity to escape, he failed.

Yuan Dong was miserable, his thin face was covered with thick dark circles, and his eyes were chaotic and lifeless.

It's even more human-like and ghost-like.

The memory came back to my mind, Yuan Dong was bathed in the sun, sitting by the glass window with a warm atmosphere in the cafe.Staring at the screen of his mobile phone, there was a text message on it.

[Master Mu Qing has arrived, go to the cafe on the corner of Baihe Street, come quickly! ]

After receiving this text message excitedly, I racked my brains and tried to escape from the house.

"There is no food at home, I have to go out to buy something, or I will starve to death. I am starving to death, who will come...to feed you?" Begging the pervert to let him go out once.

Hearing what he said, the lecherous ghost entangled Yuan Dong with its body suspended in black mist, and laughed ambiguously.

"Okay, I'll let you go out to play for a while, but... don't overplay, otherwise," kissing the warm skin on the back of Yuan Dong's neck, causing the other party to tremble slightly, "Otherwise, tonight, you will suffer." !"

Yuan Dong nodded desperately with a red face, took his mobile phone and ran out quickly, even harder than the [-]-meter sprint during the physical test.

I ran all the way to the cafe without any risk, and specially picked a sunny window position.Yuan Dong gripped his beating heart and looked at the gradually setting sun, feeling a little anxious in his heart.

Why hasn't the Celestial Master come yet?

It's not like he won't come, he has already been out for such a long time, and there must be no good fruit to go back at night.In the shadows at the end of the street, wisps of black fog like flying vines are approaching...

A tall and well-proportioned figure approached him unhurriedly, casting a shadow.

"Yuan Dong?"

He stared at him with wide eyes as he stood up.

"Yes! I am. Are you... Mu Tianshi?"

"Ah."

A tinge of blood immediately appeared on Yuan Dong's pale face, and he grabbed Mu Qing's hem in horror and nearly fell to his knees.

"Tianshi, save me!"

Mu Qing nodded and sat down opposite Yuan Dong.His hands were placed on the table with his fingers crossed, looking unrestrained and unrestrained.

"I heard...you ghost press the bed?"

Yuan Dong froze, and replied in a low voice, "Yes."

"Yan Fu is not shallow."

Mu Qing nodded, looking at Yuan Dong's ugly expression of overindulgence, feeling a little depressed.

I was clearly practicing on the mountain, but my old and unscrupulous master slipped me out.What did you say that I took a private job on a supernatural forum, and I was old and frail and afraid that I would not be able to do it, so I insisted on him.

Eggplant Broken Chrysanthemum...

What messed up ID?The old and unscrupulous people are thinking about some nasty things all day long!

Looking up and down at the young man opposite, Yang deficiency and kidney deficiency, Yintang turned black.It is clear that she is a pervert, and her beauty is not shallow.How difficult is it to deal with a pervert?Master, you are an old man, come out, let's have a good chat about life.

"I... am not, as you think."

Yuan Dong whispered in embarrassment that the celestial master came to help him exorcise ghosts.Even if I don't say it now, I will find out when I go back... Why don't I just tell the truth.

Mu Qing's complexion is weird, she's a lecher...

But after all, his face has been paralyzed for many years, and ordinary people can't see the change in his expression at all.

"There is no charge for exorcising ghosts this time. You will be provided with food and accommodation. I need to stay at your house for a while."

Mu Qing's calm voice made Yuan Dong very uneasy.

Is this considered cohabitation... cohabitation?

But his increasingly unspeakable body...