I heard you were pressed by a ghost
Chapter 45 What are you doing?
The noon sun illuminated that "beauty" in a particularly angelic way, and the golden halo hit "her" perfect long black waterfall hair, dyeing it a little orange. The "beauty" gradually approached, Yuan Dong raised his head, stared back at the red pupils of the "beauty" in horror, faltering for a long time speechless.In the end, thousands of words turned into a scream, piercing the cloudless sky at noon.
"Ah! Uh!"
The pervert covered Yuan Dong's mouth. He came in secretly. If the paralyzed little celestial master finds out, he might be punished!
Now that he is in human form, Mu Qing will definitely let him do all the housework...
"Hush!" The pervert lowered his upper body with his buttocks up, keeping his eyes at the same level as Yuan Dong, "I'm a pervert, don't shout!"
Yuan Dong stared and nodded, "Hmm..."
Looking at the glamorous and delicate face of the pervert, he suddenly felt that Lu Shuangshuang said that the incident that he had pressed the bed by a ghost was really a blessing.Of course, the premise is that the pervert is a woman.
"Sexy, how did you become..."
"Ouch!"
Before Yuan Dong could finish speaking, Mu Qing, who didn't know when the pervert had come in, kicked him on the ass that had been tortured last night.
"Hey! Little Heavenly Master, I didn't do anything to Dongdong! I just came over to take a look, look!"
"Say this to Xu Feng. It's better to show off after raising your butt, be careful." Mu Qing completely ignored the pervert's "cute and pitiful" and dragged him out by the hair.
"Aww~ Lao Tzu's hair!"
Throwing the pervert covering his hair to the balcony, Mu Qing pointed to Xu Feng, who was still sleeping and walking in the open air, and said: "Before Yuan Dong comes out, clean him up so that he can see people, and then clean up the balcony. Don't come close to him casually." Yuan Dong, your task is to protect him, do you hear me? If you dare to make a mistake, I will shave your hair off."
Looking at Mu Qing's white teeth, the pervert wailed and obediently went to help Xu Feng get dressed.
Unfortunately, perverts are good at undressing other people, but they don't know anything about dressing others.The pervert felt that he was very useless, and he was suppressed all night, and after a while, he felt refreshed as if he had taken a elixir.I am worthy of being a generation of beasts, and I am really talented.
But he is a single-minded beast, now... Could it be that he has been single-minded towards Xu Feng until the other party dies?
But I heard that the lifespan of a cat demon is not short!
The pervert just helped Xu Feng pull up his pants, and was about to help him zip up the zipper when Xu Feng woke up.
"You... what are you doing!"
"..."
The pervert is depressed, look at Xu Feng's nervous appearance, does he want to turn his face and deny anyone after eating the overlord's meal?But his eyes!
Back to emerald green.
"What am I doing, what else can I do? Nima, I was fucked by you!"
Xu Feng froze for a moment, staring at the pervert lying on top of him with his froze head, his mind went blank, and the dry white marks on the ground seemed to be quietly telling what violent things happened here last night.
He...did the pervert...?
Finished!
Could it be that the pervert is his destined partner?No wonder he couldn't find his destined partner in the clan, it turned out to be here.
But...do species differences really have no effect?
"Sexy, please calm down and listen to me explain what happened last night." Xu Feng swallowed, and said softly, "Our cat monster clan has a courtship method of predestined mates. Generally speaking, we don't have beasts. Soul, only the first mating, the 'male' goes crazy, and then... the 'female', this is how our couples determine."
"You are a mother!"
The pervert kicked Xu Feng. At this time, the gentle Xu Feng didn't have the slightest look of domineering and vicious last night.
"Don't be angry, our family has very few members, and we don't have enough female beasts at all. In most cases, our destined partners are...male." Xu Feng is not angry either, he has already begun to come up with the basic principles of three good husbands.If the lady wants to fight, he will never fight back; if the lady wants, he will hand it over immediately; if the lady wants to fight back, he... really can't do it!
The pervert raised his eyebrows, "What do you mean by destiny?"
"It means that everyone's marriage is bound by a red thread from the moment they are born. Cat demons can sense from each other's blood whether the other is their destined partner, whether it is a 'male' or a 'female'. Then they form a couple. , form a family, and spend the rest of our lives together. Of course, our first mating is also a very important coming-of-age ceremony..."
"Stop!" The pervert interrupted and was going to talk to him about the popular science knowledge about the reproduction of cat monsters, "Little cat monster, you can see clearly, I am a spider shark, your theory of cat monsters is not valid here!"
The pervert kicked Xu Feng hard, stood up and walked out of the balcony.
Xu Feng, who was left alone on the balcony, still didn't say a word, the "public side" will gain a kind of ability of the "mother side".As for what ability it is, it all depends on the "Gong Fang"'s thoughts when mating for the first time...
Xu Feng looked down at the squashed flowers on the ground, and there were dots of white unidentified objects on them. He smiled slightly, as if he knew what ability he had obtained from the pervert.
Seeing the pervert coming over with a broom, Xu Feng immediately straightened up and snatched the broom graciously.
"I'm coming, you go to rest!"
The pervert snorted coldly, shook his hair and went back to the living room to watch cartoons.
When Yuan Dong came out, he saw a pervert sitting on the sofa with the appearance of a landowner, helping Xu Feng to clean up, and the "wonderful" program of the Central Children's Channel was playing on the TV.
"Sexy ghost, why did you suddenly regain your mana? The 'tonic' Mu Qing brought back for you is so effective."
Yuan Dong's words caught the lecher for a moment, he looked at Xu Feng nervously, and could only smile awkwardly, "Yeah, it's really effective!"
The pervert gritted his teeth, and said those words with special force.
Xu Feng, who was tidying up the balcony, looked up at the pervert, and smiled back gently.That smile changed its taste in the eyes of the pervert, it was completely the insidious smile of a villain!
This time, the four of them still had each side of the meal, but the little watermelon head turned into a pervert. Yuan Dong looked at the seat where Xiao Nan had been sitting, and his mood fell instantly.
"I want to say one thing."
When Xu Feng was cleaning the balcony, he kept thinking about one thing, that is, he was going to be away for a while.
He once promised that Xiao Nan would protect him, now that Xiao Nan is gone, he should leave with him.But...he didn't expect to find his destined partner by accident last night, and this person is also a pervert.Between the wife and the promise, different responsibilities are calling for him, and he has to make a choice.After much consideration, he decided to take a look at Xiao Nan, who was taken away by the woman, and observe there for a while, and when he was sure there was no problem, he would return to the pervert.
"I'm leaving for a while." Xu Feng lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly.
Yuan Dong liked Xu Feng, a warm man, and he was a little bit reluctant when he heard that he was leaving, "Why? Where are you going?"
"I promised that Xiao Nan would protect him. I am worried about his life after being taken away by a woman. I should stay with Xiao Nan for a while. When he stabilizes, I will come back." Xu Feng tilted his head and glanced at the pervert .
The pervert stopped drinking milk, stared at the person beside him with red eyes, raised eyebrows and sneered, "If you leave, don't come back!"
Xu Feng raised his head in surprise, he didn't expect the lecher to be angry and leave by himself, he thought the other party would be happy for him to leave.After all, last night was just an accident, and the pervert didn't want to listen to him at all just now.Maybe it would be better for both of them to go away for a while now.
Don't bother, don't force, it's his gentleness.
Seeing the weird interaction between Pervert and Xu Feng, Yuan Dong turned around and whispered in Mu Qing's ear, "Hey, do you think there is something tricky between them?"
"Yes, there are many."
Mu Qing pressed Yuan Dong's dishonest head, telling him to eat obediently.
But how can Yuan Dong eat with peace of mind, he is now in tears.He is a golden fortune tree, he is a warm man who is popular with rich women, he is a gentle and kind little cat demon!How could he be spoiled by this old fritter?Yuan Dong's teeth itch when he thinks of his unspeakable backside.
Xu Feng wouldn't have become like this!
All of a sudden, five thunders struck the top, and all thoughts were lost!It's over, Xu Feng will suffer in the future, no wonder he wants to run away, if he doesn't run away quickly, he will be sucked up by a pervert!
But Yuan Dong didn't know, he only guessed the beginning, but not the ending.
"I just can't break my promise, I have to go see Xiao Nan once. Don't worry, I'll be back soon. I'll leave tomorrow, and I will definitely arrange everything as soon as possible." Xu Feng's voice is still calm, but the corner of his eyes has leaked Given the cheers in his heart right now, is his wife reluctant to part with him?
"Hmph! Get out, get out!"
The pervert put down the empty glass and stopped talking.
Seeing the other person's appearance, Xu Feng, who has no experience in love, has a headache. Could it be that he is thinking wrong?In fact, perverts hate him, wishing they could leave by themselves?
The restless mood made Xu Feng restless. In the afternoon, he found a gap when everyone was busy with their own affairs, quietly took Yuan Dong's cell phone, and squatted on the balcony to make a call.
The patriarch has been in human society all year round, and he has long taught him how to use a mobile phone to make calls.The other party has high morals and high prestige, and he gets along extremely harmoniously with his partner, which will definitely help him solve his doubts.
In the office of the CEO of a certain TV station, an extremely handsome man was sitting at a mahogany desk reading documents. His calm appearance seemed to be a strategist on the battlefield.The phone rang suddenly in the quiet environment, and the man picked it up and put it to his ear.
"Hello? Is it Xu Feng?"
"Patriarch! How do you know it's me again!" Xu Feng was very strange, every time they called, the other party could always guess exactly who called.
"You haven't heard from me for more than half a month. It's not normal if you don't call again. Tell me something quickly."
Xu Feng gave a fake cough, and said with red ears: "I want to ask... If the lady is angry, what should I do?"
"Ah! Uh!"
The pervert covered Yuan Dong's mouth. He came in secretly. If the paralyzed little celestial master finds out, he might be punished!
Now that he is in human form, Mu Qing will definitely let him do all the housework...
"Hush!" The pervert lowered his upper body with his buttocks up, keeping his eyes at the same level as Yuan Dong, "I'm a pervert, don't shout!"
Yuan Dong stared and nodded, "Hmm..."
Looking at the glamorous and delicate face of the pervert, he suddenly felt that Lu Shuangshuang said that the incident that he had pressed the bed by a ghost was really a blessing.Of course, the premise is that the pervert is a woman.
"Sexy, how did you become..."
"Ouch!"
Before Yuan Dong could finish speaking, Mu Qing, who didn't know when the pervert had come in, kicked him on the ass that had been tortured last night.
"Hey! Little Heavenly Master, I didn't do anything to Dongdong! I just came over to take a look, look!"
"Say this to Xu Feng. It's better to show off after raising your butt, be careful." Mu Qing completely ignored the pervert's "cute and pitiful" and dragged him out by the hair.
"Aww~ Lao Tzu's hair!"
Throwing the pervert covering his hair to the balcony, Mu Qing pointed to Xu Feng, who was still sleeping and walking in the open air, and said: "Before Yuan Dong comes out, clean him up so that he can see people, and then clean up the balcony. Don't come close to him casually." Yuan Dong, your task is to protect him, do you hear me? If you dare to make a mistake, I will shave your hair off."
Looking at Mu Qing's white teeth, the pervert wailed and obediently went to help Xu Feng get dressed.
Unfortunately, perverts are good at undressing other people, but they don't know anything about dressing others.The pervert felt that he was very useless, and he was suppressed all night, and after a while, he felt refreshed as if he had taken a elixir.I am worthy of being a generation of beasts, and I am really talented.
But he is a single-minded beast, now... Could it be that he has been single-minded towards Xu Feng until the other party dies?
But I heard that the lifespan of a cat demon is not short!
The pervert just helped Xu Feng pull up his pants, and was about to help him zip up the zipper when Xu Feng woke up.
"You... what are you doing!"
"..."
The pervert is depressed, look at Xu Feng's nervous appearance, does he want to turn his face and deny anyone after eating the overlord's meal?But his eyes!
Back to emerald green.
"What am I doing, what else can I do? Nima, I was fucked by you!"
Xu Feng froze for a moment, staring at the pervert lying on top of him with his froze head, his mind went blank, and the dry white marks on the ground seemed to be quietly telling what violent things happened here last night.
He...did the pervert...?
Finished!
Could it be that the pervert is his destined partner?No wonder he couldn't find his destined partner in the clan, it turned out to be here.
But...do species differences really have no effect?
"Sexy, please calm down and listen to me explain what happened last night." Xu Feng swallowed, and said softly, "Our cat monster clan has a courtship method of predestined mates. Generally speaking, we don't have beasts. Soul, only the first mating, the 'male' goes crazy, and then... the 'female', this is how our couples determine."
"You are a mother!"
The pervert kicked Xu Feng. At this time, the gentle Xu Feng didn't have the slightest look of domineering and vicious last night.
"Don't be angry, our family has very few members, and we don't have enough female beasts at all. In most cases, our destined partners are...male." Xu Feng is not angry either, he has already begun to come up with the basic principles of three good husbands.If the lady wants to fight, he will never fight back; if the lady wants, he will hand it over immediately; if the lady wants to fight back, he... really can't do it!
The pervert raised his eyebrows, "What do you mean by destiny?"
"It means that everyone's marriage is bound by a red thread from the moment they are born. Cat demons can sense from each other's blood whether the other is their destined partner, whether it is a 'male' or a 'female'. Then they form a couple. , form a family, and spend the rest of our lives together. Of course, our first mating is also a very important coming-of-age ceremony..."
"Stop!" The pervert interrupted and was going to talk to him about the popular science knowledge about the reproduction of cat monsters, "Little cat monster, you can see clearly, I am a spider shark, your theory of cat monsters is not valid here!"
The pervert kicked Xu Feng hard, stood up and walked out of the balcony.
Xu Feng, who was left alone on the balcony, still didn't say a word, the "public side" will gain a kind of ability of the "mother side".As for what ability it is, it all depends on the "Gong Fang"'s thoughts when mating for the first time...
Xu Feng looked down at the squashed flowers on the ground, and there were dots of white unidentified objects on them. He smiled slightly, as if he knew what ability he had obtained from the pervert.
Seeing the pervert coming over with a broom, Xu Feng immediately straightened up and snatched the broom graciously.
"I'm coming, you go to rest!"
The pervert snorted coldly, shook his hair and went back to the living room to watch cartoons.
When Yuan Dong came out, he saw a pervert sitting on the sofa with the appearance of a landowner, helping Xu Feng to clean up, and the "wonderful" program of the Central Children's Channel was playing on the TV.
"Sexy ghost, why did you suddenly regain your mana? The 'tonic' Mu Qing brought back for you is so effective."
Yuan Dong's words caught the lecher for a moment, he looked at Xu Feng nervously, and could only smile awkwardly, "Yeah, it's really effective!"
The pervert gritted his teeth, and said those words with special force.
Xu Feng, who was tidying up the balcony, looked up at the pervert, and smiled back gently.That smile changed its taste in the eyes of the pervert, it was completely the insidious smile of a villain!
This time, the four of them still had each side of the meal, but the little watermelon head turned into a pervert. Yuan Dong looked at the seat where Xiao Nan had been sitting, and his mood fell instantly.
"I want to say one thing."
When Xu Feng was cleaning the balcony, he kept thinking about one thing, that is, he was going to be away for a while.
He once promised that Xiao Nan would protect him, now that Xiao Nan is gone, he should leave with him.But...he didn't expect to find his destined partner by accident last night, and this person is also a pervert.Between the wife and the promise, different responsibilities are calling for him, and he has to make a choice.After much consideration, he decided to take a look at Xiao Nan, who was taken away by the woman, and observe there for a while, and when he was sure there was no problem, he would return to the pervert.
"I'm leaving for a while." Xu Feng lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly.
Yuan Dong liked Xu Feng, a warm man, and he was a little bit reluctant when he heard that he was leaving, "Why? Where are you going?"
"I promised that Xiao Nan would protect him. I am worried about his life after being taken away by a woman. I should stay with Xiao Nan for a while. When he stabilizes, I will come back." Xu Feng tilted his head and glanced at the pervert .
The pervert stopped drinking milk, stared at the person beside him with red eyes, raised eyebrows and sneered, "If you leave, don't come back!"
Xu Feng raised his head in surprise, he didn't expect the lecher to be angry and leave by himself, he thought the other party would be happy for him to leave.After all, last night was just an accident, and the pervert didn't want to listen to him at all just now.Maybe it would be better for both of them to go away for a while now.
Don't bother, don't force, it's his gentleness.
Seeing the weird interaction between Pervert and Xu Feng, Yuan Dong turned around and whispered in Mu Qing's ear, "Hey, do you think there is something tricky between them?"
"Yes, there are many."
Mu Qing pressed Yuan Dong's dishonest head, telling him to eat obediently.
But how can Yuan Dong eat with peace of mind, he is now in tears.He is a golden fortune tree, he is a warm man who is popular with rich women, he is a gentle and kind little cat demon!How could he be spoiled by this old fritter?Yuan Dong's teeth itch when he thinks of his unspeakable backside.
Xu Feng wouldn't have become like this!
All of a sudden, five thunders struck the top, and all thoughts were lost!It's over, Xu Feng will suffer in the future, no wonder he wants to run away, if he doesn't run away quickly, he will be sucked up by a pervert!
But Yuan Dong didn't know, he only guessed the beginning, but not the ending.
"I just can't break my promise, I have to go see Xiao Nan once. Don't worry, I'll be back soon. I'll leave tomorrow, and I will definitely arrange everything as soon as possible." Xu Feng's voice is still calm, but the corner of his eyes has leaked Given the cheers in his heart right now, is his wife reluctant to part with him?
"Hmph! Get out, get out!"
The pervert put down the empty glass and stopped talking.
Seeing the other person's appearance, Xu Feng, who has no experience in love, has a headache. Could it be that he is thinking wrong?In fact, perverts hate him, wishing they could leave by themselves?
The restless mood made Xu Feng restless. In the afternoon, he found a gap when everyone was busy with their own affairs, quietly took Yuan Dong's cell phone, and squatted on the balcony to make a call.
The patriarch has been in human society all year round, and he has long taught him how to use a mobile phone to make calls.The other party has high morals and high prestige, and he gets along extremely harmoniously with his partner, which will definitely help him solve his doubts.
In the office of the CEO of a certain TV station, an extremely handsome man was sitting at a mahogany desk reading documents. His calm appearance seemed to be a strategist on the battlefield.The phone rang suddenly in the quiet environment, and the man picked it up and put it to his ear.
"Hello? Is it Xu Feng?"
"Patriarch! How do you know it's me again!" Xu Feng was very strange, every time they called, the other party could always guess exactly who called.
"You haven't heard from me for more than half a month. It's not normal if you don't call again. Tell me something quickly."
Xu Feng gave a fake cough, and said with red ears: "I want to ask... If the lady is angry, what should I do?"
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