I heard you were pressed by a ghost

Seeing the figures below, Yuan Dong's first thought was that everyone had come out of the secret room, maybe they were fighting the fire.But when he looked closely, he broke out in a cold sweat.

That is definitely not a normal living person!

They all behaved strangely, their movements were stiff, and their movements were slow. Some even entered the burning main hall on their own initiative!

It was the villagers who came in...

Because no one was outside, these enchanted villagers drove in directly.

"Oh, oh! Why is the main hall below here on fire?" the abbot screamed in distress.

"I do not know!"

The little monk almost took this sentence as a mantra.

"Uh..." Yuan Dong was a little embarrassed. Although the missionaries set the fire, they were the ones who brought the disaster into the temple after all. After all, they were partly responsible for the loss of the main hall. "Abbot, this is a long story. Let me explain it to you later, let's find a way to deal with the villagers below!"

The abbot reluctantly nodded in agreement, his face as black as a coal ball.

The four of them walked down the mountain quickly and returned to the temple soon.

Suddenly, a middle-aged man with his mouth opened wide came face to face, his eyes were sunken, his eyes were dull, he looked like a zombie!Even more terrifying is his skin.The scorched skin was mottled with blood and flesh, yellow pus was dripping, and the whole body exuded a foul smell.The smell... like a corpse that has been exposed to the sun for a few days.

"Abbot be careful!"

The little monk immediately jumped up and pushed the abbot aside, and Yuan Dong had a conditioned reflex that almost ran into the man behind him, so he didn't want to just paste it with a brick...

The man fell to the ground immediately.

Little Muqing was startled into a cold sweat, and gave the little monk a look.

Yuan Dong immediately comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, it's a false alarm. Look, I'll just say that bricks are amazing!"

Xiao Muqing nodded obediently helplessly.

"Don't be distracted, move quickly!" The little monk avoided the villagers next to him, gave another stick to the man who was about to get up on the ground, and turned to shout at them both.

"Mu Qing, hide behind me!"

Yuan Dong gave another brick to the woman next to her whose face was mostly corroded.

Xiao Muqing nodded in agreement, turned around and gave the man on the ground an axe.

The man was beaten one after another, but he didn't shed any blood. After his neck was chopped off by Xiao Muqing with an axe, he turned into green smoke and disappeared.

"Amitabha, that's how it is."

The abbot finally guessed what these villagers were.He did not know where to find a golden seal and held it up high.

"All the gods pay homage, enslaving thunder, ghosts and monsters to be frightened, and the ghosts forget their shapes. There is a thunderbolt inside, and the god of thunder is invisible. The wisdom of the cave is intertwined, and the five qi are surging. The golden light appears quickly and protects the real person."

Immediately, the two villagers who were fighting with Yuan Dong and the little monk disappeared in smoke.

Yuan Dong: (òó)

Isn't this Mu Qing's Taoism?

That mysterious seal looks familiar!

"Abbot...is this from the Taoist school?" Yuan Dong approached the abbot, stretched his neck and carefully looked at the mysterious seal in his hand.Golden, compass-shaped... It really is Mu Qing's mysterious seal.

Could it be that Mu Qing's mysterious seal is still wholesale and customized?

"Hush!" the abbot wrinkled his old chrysanthemum face, pretending to be mysterious, "This is given to me by an old friend of mine. Now that the world is not peaceful, it is no longer enough to make a living by relying on supernatural power. Kid, don't talk about it!"

"But aren't you the abbot?" Yuan Dong couldn't help complaining.

Another crazy villager jumped out from the side, and the abbot hurriedly held up the mysterious seal to take a photo, and retorted loudly, "What does it matter! You don't overwhelm yourself with too many skills!"

The abbot is short and fat, and the monk's clothes are very grand, and there are seven or eight layers in the inside and outside.Those who didn't know thought that he came down from a large grand event, but they didn't expect that he was in retreat before.This copy was supposed to be standing under the Buddha statue and chanting devoutly, but his groundhog-like movements destroyed all the noble and respected temperament.

Yuan Dong silently retreated to the side, and a fat groundhog kept flashing up in his mind to grab foodjpd.

Sure enough, the abbot is an old and unscrupulous person, and any eminent monk who has attained the Tao is just an illusion.

But this little fat man's movements are quite sensitive!

Yuan Dong pulled the little monk and little Muqing to stand in the corner, silently watching the abbot fight monsters.That leisurely look is just short of some melon seeds and watermelon.

"Whirring whirring"

It may be because the abbot is a little fat, and he is out of breath after moving a few times.

"No... no more!" The abbot looked back, and the group of little bastards were actually watching him leisurely.Immediately, he became angry, "You... you young people! Alas! Hurry up and lure all the villagers here, and I will deal with it at once!"

"Ah! Yes! Abbot, I'll go right away!"

The little monk had been bullied for a long time, so he straightened up immediately, held the fire stick and ran out.

"Don't worry, abbot, we promise to complete the task!" Yuan Dong saw how fast the little monk was and how fast he reacted, pulled up little Mu Qing who was still out of state, and ran outside.

"and many more!"

Before the abbot finished speaking, they ran out in a hurry.He could only flick his sleeves awkwardly and politely, talking to himself.

"I haven't finished talking yet. These young people are so irritable. They all ran away before they finished speaking... Don't you know that an old man like me is helpless and scared?"

While speaking, a burly man with a rotten body and few good pieces of meat rushed up from behind!

The abbot turned around quickly, raised the seal and turned the big man into green smoke.

"Hey, you are the same, don't just jump on people at every turn. Jumping around, it's so unsightly, it's really a decline in the world, morality is degraded! If you don't go to the hellish hell, come to the world to do something wrong, it's not good. Aren’t you just dying? Let’s rest in peace, there is no hope of being a human in the next life, but you can still be a pig, a dog...” The chattering abbot couldn’t stop talking, even the zombies beside him Don't let go.

I don't know if the abbot's "education" worked, or Yuan Dong and others lured them away, leaving only a child covered in pustules in front of the abbot.

The child's facial features could no longer be seen, and his eyes were almost invisible due to the huge pustules all over his face.

"Oh, why are you such an ugly little doll left? Your parents have already gone to the Western Paradise, and you are still wandering here. It's not good..."

The abbot looked like he wasn't going to use Xuan Yin to destroy him at all, with his hips akimbo, babbling endlessly there like a living Tang monk.The child was also very strange, unexpectedly, he didn't rush over and bite violently, but just stood there blankly, like a normal child who was being reprimanded by the elders.

He was talking to his heart's content when there was the sound of running in front of him.

"Abbot! Here we come!"

I saw the little monk running in the front holding the fire stick and running very fast, leaving Yuan Dong and little Mu Qing far behind.He saw the child standing there blankly at a glance, and without even thinking about it, he knocked him to the ground with a stick.

"Hey, how can you be so violent, you little baby! The little baby is very good, don't hit people like this, what if you break it? You will become stupid even if you throw yourself into a beast, What if I become a pig with a questionable IQ... hey!"

Yuan Dong, who just ran to the side of the abbot, trembled and almost fell on the spot.Ninja couldn't help thinking, a pig with a questionable IQ?

Isn't that a retarded pig... Abbot, you know how to play!

Yuan Dong grabbed the abbot who was still nagging, and the young monk set him up on the left and right and ran away.

"Abbot! I'll let you talk later, let's run quickly!" The little monk was smaller, and now he had half the abbot's weight on his body, and his breath suddenly became unsteady.

"That's it!" Yuan Dong quickly glanced left and right, "Go to the high platform over there and lead them all over there!"

Little Muqing had short legs and was a bit behind at first, but at this time he had nothing to do and took the lead on the high platform.He picked up the stones on the ground and threw them at the villagers who were following Yuan Dong and the other three. Although the damage wasn't too great, it also slowed down the speed of several villagers who were about to catch up with them.

"Hoo hoo... Abbot, get started!"

Yuan Dong put down the abbot, and was so tired that he could only pant heavily. He supported his weak kneecaps with both hands, and felt as if he had just bent over a fat man of two hundred catties...

"Oh, okay." The abbot was a little dazed, shook his head, straightened up, and held up the seal solemnly, "All the gods pay homage, and make thunder, ghosts and demons frightened, and ghosts and monsters forget their shapes. There is a thunderbolt inside, and the god of thunder is invisible. Donghuijiao Thorough, the five qi are soaring. The golden light appears quickly, covering and protecting the real person."

In an instant, the golden light shone, and the whole temple was lit up.Every villager who was illuminated by the golden light twisted their bodies, let out a piercing wail, and gradually disappeared into green smoke.

"Amitabha, good and good! Since you have encountered a great disaster in front of you, I will recite a rebirth mantra for you now, and save you."

After the abbot finished speaking, he clasped his hands together and bowed his head to chant sutras.

The golden light has not completely dissipated, under the shallow golden light, the abbot's old and short figure seems to become sacred and solemn in an instant, making people want to let go of everything and chant scriptures and worship together with him.

Yuan Dong just wanted to lament that this is the appearance of an eminent monk, but the abbot's next sentence broke his reverie.

"Hey, what are you still doing here? My main hall, how many priceless scriptures and silks are there! It's gone, it's gone!" the abbot stomped his feet angrily, the fat on his face They were all trembling, kicked the little monk lightly and said, "Why don't you call your idiot brothers out to put out the fire!"

"Oh, but abbot, I don't know where the secret room is!"

The little monk is very innocent. If he knew that he had already entered the secret room, he wouldn't be wandering outside now.

The abbot was so angry that he almost jumped up, "Oh, I'm so mad, you stupid bastard! You come with me, after a while everyone must carry an extra bucket of water! Especially you, you must set the main hall on fire Tell me the reason honestly!"

The abbot pointed at Yuan Dong, originally intending to look fierce, but the drooping eyelids prevented the eyes from widening at all, making him look more like an angry groundhog.

Yuan Dong smiled unkindly, but immediately got two supercilious eyes.

small theater time

Yuan Dong: "You are so fat!"

Abbot: "Let's go..."

Little monk: "You are so heavy!"

Abbot: "Let's go..."

Xiao Muqing: "Shut up, you're so annoying."

Abbot: "..."

Abbot: ""