Heavenly Master, he just wants to get rich

"Master, do I really need to take a driver's license test when I go back?"

Feng Xuan watched the car enter Shu Province, and both he and Shizun received a message from Shu Province on their mobile phones at the same time.

"Yeah, when you pass the exam, I will buy you a car. I will buy whatever you like."

Zhou Yang thought that there were only a few million deposits left in the passbook, and felt that he needed to take on some more tasks to complete, otherwise he would not have the money to buy a car for his apprentice.

The money he donated throughout the year alone reached 6000 to [-] million, and he earned it by doing tasks.

I made hundreds of millions last year, but most of them were paid off with things, and I didn't have much cash in hand.

Thinking of making merits by donating to his parents every year, Zhou Yang suddenly became active. After all, he really didn't have much money in his hands.This kind of money used to earn merit can only be earned by himself, if Feng Xuan or others give him money, it will not work, it can only be earned by himself.

Fortunately, there are millions of talisman income coming into the account every month, otherwise he would have no money to meet his daily expenses.Of course, this is just an exaggeration. No matter how big a family is, the expenses are not as much as a million.

As for the daily expenses that Zhou Yang has to deal with?Of course, donations and living expenses.The living expenses of the Zhou family are extremely high. In addition to a large amount of meat, there are also daily necessities, electricity, and gas.

There are at least [-] yuan a month, and [-] yuan is used to buy meat.

Beef, mutton and pork are eaten interchangeably, and beef and mutton are also expensive.A catty costs dozens of yuan, and most of the Zhou family's meat money is spent on it.Then there are daily necessities and clothes and shoes.With so many people in the family, one person has to buy two or three sets of clothes every month.Zhou Yang is very generous in this regard, never willing to let the adults and children in the family wear last year's clothes.

Of course, Zhou Yang didn't throw away the old clothes, but gave them to the poor families around him.They were all [-]% or [-]% new clothes. Zhou Yang didn't put on a high-handed attitude when he gave them away, but said that the family didn't wear them anymore because they bought new clothes.Old clothes are good even if you don't wear them. It's a pity to lose them.

The families that Zhou Yang sent were all from very difficult families, not the kind of families that get something for nothing, but most of the families whose pillars of the family had accidents and whose families were in difficulty.

The clothes that Zhou Yang sent out were all washed and neatly packed in bags.Even if it's old clothes, you won't lose face if you wear them out.

After all, the cheapest clothes cost two to three hundred yuan a piece, and they are 300 to [-]% new.No one felt that Zhou Yang's behavior was insulting them. Who would insult people with [-]% or [-]% new clothes?The children in the family are just growing up, and they can jump up and down every month, and there are always not enough clothes at home.

But it is not possible to change the clothes of adults. The children today are not the same as before. If they really want to wear modified clothes, the children will not be able to hold their heads up in school.So the clothes Zhou Yang sent were just right, from three to six or seven years old.There are clothes for teenagers from six or seven years old to teenagers, and they still fit well.

It's a pity that there are no women's clothes in the clothes Zhou Yang sent, but it's okay.Buy less clothes for one kid, and another kid won't spend as much.

As for why the Zhou family was not a wasteful family, no one thought about why they changed their clothes every month, and Zhou Yang didn't explain.

Zhou's mother would write down all the expenses every month, and Zhou Yang put 2 yuan in the family's daily expenses box every month, which was sometimes not enough.

"When will Yangyang come back! This month's clothes are all sent by his father."

Zhou's mother put away the account book. In fact, there is no need to change clothes so diligently at home. It was just Zhou Yang's idea after Zhou's father came back and asked his son to find a way to take care of those poor households.

I haven't worn the clothes since I bought them, but they look old after only two washes.It's just that the clothes of the daughter's house are difficult to deal with, so Zhou Yang can only buy clothes for the boys.But Zhou Yang didn’t buy nothing for the girls, some of the clothes were unisex and could be worn by both men and women.

As long as their mothers are not too confused, they should know how to wear them for their daughters.

In addition, Zhou's father also sent oil and rice to several families every month in the name of sending all the money, so that the family's expenses were reduced and the burden was also reduced.

This amount is another expense, which is assigned to the donation line and does not need to be recorded separately.

That's why Zhou Yang said that the family's money is not enough, mainly because he donates too much money every month.Doing the math carefully, the money Zhou Yang donated over the years is at least several hundred million.

Not everyone is willing to donate so much money, Zhou Yang is just an individual, he is not a big boss of a group.He earns every dollar by doing tasks by himself.

But for Zhou Yang and for his parents, he donated without hesitation, and wrote the names of Zhou's father and Zhou's mother.

That is Zhou Yang, whose children would spend so much money for their parents?It would be nice if you don't dislike your parents being old, let alone spend so much money just for illusory merit.

"Grandma, didn't Master say that he is already on his way back? Don't worry, it's only been two days." Tai Sui brought a pile of dry firewood into the kitchen from outside, and he is now learning how to cook with Zhou's mother.

Father Zhou is the only adult in the family, and he has to go to work again.So Zhou's mother has to share the burden for her husband, and Tai Sui is the oldest child left behind.He is also sensible and steady, so he learned how to make fire with Zhou's mother.

Compared with Cancan, he has an earth attribute and is not so afraid of fire.

Now Mother Zhou cooks for them every day with Zhou Yang's power. Qiuniang and the others usually do the cleaning of the house. The only thing Tai Sui can help with is to light the fire for Mother Zhou.

"Sui Sui is so sensible, grandma sometimes hopes that you can let go and be happy like Shen Shen, isn't it good?"

"Grandma, I'm very happy. And I'm older than Cancan." Tai Sui was shy, and he couldn't let go of himself like Cancan.But Tai Sui knew that his days in Zhou Zhai were the happiest he had ever been since he had spiritual wisdom, and he was not so happy even in human form.

Zhou's mother cooks for several children. Except for Shenshen and Suisui, even small carp can eat human food.However, he ate very little, and he bought dried shrimps to feed him. After all, no matter how delicious food is among humans, it doesn't taste very good after being soaked in water.

It's just that the small carps that were only the size of a palm in the past are now thirty centimeters long.He eats more than before, and his temper is much more lively. Every day, he and Shen Shen fight in the yard.

A fish and a spirit ginseng can actually make the family restless, so Tai Sui has to admire the energy of the two juniors, it is too vigorous.He can't do it, but Tai Sui is better than Tai Sui, he will not compare with the two juniors.Because Master said, Tai Sui is Tai Sui, neither ginseng nor small carp.

Fortunately, the two young ones came back to make trouble, and they knew how to behave, so they didn't cause any trouble.

Zhou Yang didn't let them go out, even the most lively Shen Shen never stepped out of Zhou's residence.

Zhou's house is guarded by a ghost umbrella, and the monsters and ghosts outside cannot enter. Zhou's house is naturally the safest place in the world.

Sanxiao also understands Zhou Yang's painstaking efforts. She knows that she is only for other people's cultivation. In order not to increase their cultivation level, she is never willful.

The last thing they want to do is to make Zhou Yang unhappy, and they don't even want him to work hard for themselves.

He even explained to them why Zhou Yang went out this time.That's why Shen Shen and the others knew that Zhou Yang went out this time for them.

Ever since they came to Zhou's house, they seemed to have been causing trouble for Zhou Yang.Whether it's the origin of the lack of ginseng, or the Tai Sui's calamity.Even the little carp, Zhou Yang has planned for him.

Zhou Yang has arranged for several small futures properly, and even left a will in the Special Xuan Bureau. This is mainly to prevent the younger generations of Zhou and Ning from coming to rob the house in the future. After all, this house is not good. Cheap.

In the will, Zhou Yang specified several apprentices to inherit his house and all the family business.These include but are not limited to the talismans, instruments and treasures he left behind.

Because of his special status, even his apprentices are also special, so this will was placed in the Secret Bureau, and it was notarized by the director and stamped by him.

That is to say, as long as the country survives and the Secret Bureau does not fall, this will will be valid even after a hundred years.

No matter who Zhou or Ning came forward, Zhou Yang's inheritance would only belong to a few apprentices.

Thinking of Master and Senior Brother coming back soon, San Xiao became very motivated, let alone Little Carp, even Shen Shen finished his homework.By the way, I also tidied up the master's study room. Although Qiuniang cleaned it every day, the job of tidying up has always been the work of their apprentices.

However, Zhou Ning and Feng Xuan, who were expected by their families, were stopped after entering N City because of his license plate.

"So what are you trying to say? We've been stopped on the road for almost half an hour."

Zhou Yang leaned on the car and looked at the young man who stopped them from leaving, beside the bored Feng Xuan.

This is an idiot who ran out of nowhere, and dared to stop the teacher's car.The master said that although this car bears the plate of the Special Xuan Bureau, it is a special car assigned to Zhou Yang by the Special Xuan Bureau.

"I suspect that you stole the car, and it was our bureau's car."

The young man blocking the way was wearing the black overalls of the Special Xuan Bureau, and said with a righteous face.

quack quack~~~

Zhou Yang felt the cry of a crow above his head, which was really the funniest thing ever.

"Young man, do you take the Special Xuan Bureau for a fool, or do you take me for a fool?"

Stealing a car without even changing the license plate and just driving on the road, who is looking down on?

"Who are you calling a teenager? Let me tell you, I'm already twenty years old, an adult, and still working in the Secret Service. You thieves can't compare with me. Be honest and wait for me to call the police. Don't even think about it." Run, I tell you, I can run fast."

When the young man heard Zhou Yang call him, the young man immediately refuted, gave Zhou Yang a hard look, and then took out his phone to call the police.

He can be considered to have made meritorious service today. Naturally, he was assigned to the Texuan Sub-bureau in N City last month, so he has not made any meritorious service.His uncle said that as long as he made meritorious service, he would be taught to draw symbols when he returned home.

The young man had been looking forward to this day for a long time, so he walked around the street every day, and today he finally caught a big fish.

How dare you steal a car from the Texuan branch, you are really too brave.But if he is not very courageous, he will not let him pick up this fish that slipped through the net. I will make a contribution~~

My uncle said that with credit, he will have a salary, and he can use his salary to buy food and eat as much as he wants.

"Hello, is this Uncle Policeman? I caught a car thief here, so send someone quickly."

After the young man called the police, he told the police uncle on the opposite side the address.

Because what the young man said was very serious, the car still belonged to the Texuan Branch, and it was worth millions of dollars.Although the police station didn't believe that the Texuan branch was so useless, they didn't even know that the car was stolen.After sending someone over, he also called the Special Xuan Bureau.

The branch staff who received the call from the police comrade went to the director with a look of collapse.

"Director, the new idiot is causing trouble again." The staff almost shook the idiot, and asked him if he was not comfortable if he didn't cause trouble all day long?

Since he came to the sub-bureau, he has caused trouble every day, and the bureau no longer knows how many times he has been kind to him.

"What's wrong with him this time?"

Director Zhang hung up the phone helplessly, and the person he was talking to just now was the uncle of the second idiot, his elementary school classmate.Because the nephew has no talent for drawing symbols at all, and loves to cause trouble.After going through countless branches, he had to be sent to his old classmate in the end, because other branches were no longer willing to accept him.

Of course, this is an excuse on the surface, but in fact~~ The second fool is not in the hands of his uncle and Director Zhang.

"The idiot stopped Zhou Tianshi's car and didn't allow him to leave. He even reported to the police that Zhou Tianshi was a car thief." .

"Pada~~"

The mobile phone in Director Zhang's hand fell to the ground.

"Bureau, Director?"

The staff looked at Director Zhang.

"What are you still looking at me for? Hurry up and go to the scene with me. I'll throw that fool back to his uncle when he turns around. He didn't do two things all day long, and he caused trouble for me."

Director Zhang stood up and ran out angrily.

"Director, wait for me." The staff froze for a moment before catching up.

At the same time, at the entrance of N City, Zhou Yang and Feng Xuan were so bored that they started counting the types of wild vegetables on the roadside.

"Master, when will this idiot get up from the ground?" Feng Xuan was almost in admiration for that idiot, in order to prevent them from driving away, he actually lay directly under their car, and even pulled the insurance in front of the car. bar.

"You ask me, who should I ask?" Zhou Yang sat on the ground, dancing around with a weed in his hand. He could be right with everyone, but he couldn't be better with a fool.In other words, he didn't want to do anything to the fool, so he actually accompanied him here to wait for the police.

Feng Xuan really couldn't understand why his master would do this?

"Master, why didn't you just throw him aside and let him do things like this? It doesn't feel like a master anymore."

Feng Xuan knew his master, so he didn't care about the identity of the other party, how could he be stumped by a young man?

"Stupid boy, no matter how ruthless you are as a teacher, you will divide people." Zhou Yang looked at the second fool with pity in his eyes, which made Bird very puzzled.

"Master?"

Feng Xuan doesn't have the skills of his own master, so naturally he doesn't know why Zhou Yang looks at someone like this.

"Are you really not going to get up?" Zhou Yang ignored his apprentice, but went to the front of the car and knelt down to ask the young man.

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it. Let me tell you, don't try to run away. I have already told the police uncle."

The second fool grabbed the bumper tightly and said nothing to get up.He didn't think about it, what's the use of him capturing the car?Zhou Yang and Fengxuan wanted to run, but the car stayed here and continued to run.

"Okay, then you continue to lie down, I guess the police should also be here."

As soon as Zhou Yang finished speaking, he saw a police car approaching.

"Who called the police?"

The police asked immediately after getting out of the car. They thought the one lying on the ground was a thief, so they got up and went over to arrest him.

"Wrong, wrong, uncle policeman, I called the police."

The second fool said quickly.

"Did you call the police?"

The two police comrades were stunned. Didn't you say that the car thief was caught?

Why don't they look like it, but you look more like it?All the car thieves were caught and lay down on the ground, how strange is it?

Which car thief was caught not only did not run, but squatted beside the caller and watched him?The whole scene is much more pleasing to the eye in reverse.

"Yeah, it's me, Uncle Policeman." Seeing the policeman coming, the stupid man perked up and immediately got up from the ground.He also looked at Zhou Yang and Feng Xuan with proud eyes, making them full of helplessness.

"Uncle policeman, this is the car they stole, arrest them quickly."

Er Lengzi pointed at Zhou Yang and Feng Xuan, and felt that his fortune had come.After meritorious service and salary, you can eat roast duck and roast chicken.

"...Yangyang, why is it you?" The two policemen finally saw clearly who the car thief was, and immediately screamed out.

These two policemen are the policemen in Zhou's father's office, and they are very familiar with Zhou Yang.Immediately understood, this is not a car thief, it is simply a misunderstanding by the caller.Moreover, the caller gave them the feeling that something was wrong, as if they were a little dazed.

"Yo, it's you guys!"

Zhou Yang raised his hand and waved like a beckoning cat, acquaintances are fine!In case he still can't explain clearly.

"Yangyang, what's going on? How did you get misunderstood as a car thief?"

The two police comrades were stunned, and they were a little dumbfounded.They couldn't figure it out, why did Yang Yang become a car thief?Based on their understanding of the director, the other party can earn tens of millions a year, how could he go to steal a car worth millions?Moreover, the other party is the son of a policeman, so it is even more impossible for him to know the law and break the law.

"Don't ask me, I want to know what's going on too?"

Zhou Yang spread his hands, he was stopped before he entered the urban area, and the other party even lied under his car shamelessly.

"Uncle policeman, why didn't you arrest him? I told you that he stole the car from our Special Xuan Bureau. Look at the sign on it, it belongs to the sub-bureau! This is the evidence. Uncle policeman, hurry up and take them away." Catch it!" The fool pulled a policeman to the front of the car, and showed him the license plate.If the police don't arrest people, he will have no salary and will starve.

"That~~ Sir, calm down. This car has been driven for a year or two. If it was stolen, you should have reported it to the police a long time ago, okay? And we have not received any news of the car being lost. Are you misunderstood? gone?"

The police comrades looked helpless, they didn't know much about Zhou Yang's identity.But he also knew that Zhou Yang had some relationship with the Texuan Bureau, so it was not surprising that there was a car with the Texuan Bureau brand on it.

"How is it possible? Except for the people from the Special Mysterious Bureau, who would dare to use the special mysterious Bureau's car? I have never seen them in the Bureau."

The stupid man was dumbfounded after hearing what the police said. If the other party had really driven the car for a year or two, and even the police comrades had seen it, it meant that the other party really did not steal the car.He was stunned, but the basic things are still a little smarter.It is impossible for the police to lie to him. My mother said that she would ask the police uncles for help if something happened, so the police uncle is the most trustworthy person in the world outside the parents.

"How is it impossible? This car is a special car given to my master by the bureau. You call my master a thief with a red mouth and white teeth. I think you are an idiot. Do you really know how to do things? Do you want to make a contribution? It means that Master is a thief, I really don’t know how you got admitted to the Special Mysterious Bureau.”

Feng Xuan walked over angrily, and spit at the second fool, he had been holding his breath for a long time!

If he hadn't been stopped by the car, he and his master would have returned home long ago.The younger brothers and grandparents at home have been looking forward to Master and him coming home!

And Qiuniang and Uncle Su must also miss Master.

Zhou Yang looked at his apprentice in surprise, Feng Xuan usually has a gentle temper, not at all like a phoenix bird.But the appearance just now is very similar to that of the Phoenix family.

His character at that point is exactly the same as the legendary Phoenix.

"You dare to call me a fool? Don't think I dare not beat you!"

The second fool pulled up his sleeves, intending to teach Feng Xuan to be a new man.He hated people calling him stupid the most, because he was not smart since he was a child.

"Come on, do you think I'm afraid of you? I don't know who is hitting whom?"

Feng Xuan also started to roll up his sleeves, obviously he couldn't bear it anymore with the idiot.

"You two calm down, Feng Xuan, don't provoke him on purpose."

The two policemen also met Feng Xuan, and they usually go to the office with Zhou Yang to pick up the director or deliver food.The caller and the others seemed abnormal, so Feng Xuan shouldn't bother with him.

"Is this me provoking him on purpose? It's clear that he's just looking for trouble? Master and I just came back today, and we were almost home, but he stopped him for no reason and lay under the car. Did he intend to touch porcelain? "

Feng Xuan was so angry that his face turned red.

"Xuan'er, come back. Don't embarrass the two police uncles. It's not good for you to fight in front of them." Zhou Yang didn't want to embarrass the police, so he called his apprentice back to him.At the same time, he didn't want Feng Xuan to say more hurtful words, because he had already seen the sadness in the young man's eyes after Feng Xuan scolded him for being stupid.

"Master."

Feng Xuan returned to Zhou Yang with a look of grievance, how could Master help outsiders!

"Don't worry about him, he has a little brain problem."

Zhou Yang patted his apprentice's head soothingly. Although he sympathized with the other party, he still valued his apprentice more in his heart.

"???"

Feng Xuan tilted his head to look at the second fool, is there something wrong with his mind?what is the problem?

"Master, are you kidding me?" Feng Xuan expressed doubts, did the master say that on purpose because he was afraid that he would beat the idiot to death?

"Who has brain problems? I think your brains are the only ones that have problems. It's still such a big problem~~"

Er Lengzi's hearing is very good, and he heard Zhou Yang's words immediately.Putting his hands on his waist, he yelled at Zhou Yang, made a face, and used his hands to show how big the problem was.

"..." Feng Xuan looked at him, and then at his master.

"Master, there seems to be something wrong with his brain."

If it were an ordinary person, they would indeed be angry when they heard it, and beating people would be light, but they would not make faces and gestures like a fool, looking too childish.

"Xia Fei, what are you doing? Didn't I tell you not to run around? Why did you come here? It's almost cross-district, why are you so disobedient? No wonder your uncle always Saying that you like to cause trouble very much, you thought he was being self-effacing, but I didn't expect it to be true!"

Director Zhang finally arrived, and when he arrived, he heard that the second fool Li Zhou Tianshi had something wrong with his mind, and he almost fainted from fright.

"Uncle Chief?"

Xia Fei turned his head like a fool, and saw Director Zhang get off the car angrily.

"You still know that I'm the director? How did I tell you when you came to the bureau?"

Director Zhang came over, pulled Xia Fei in front of Zhou Yang, held his head down and asked him to apologize to Zhou Yang and Feng Xuan.

"Apologize quickly."

"I'm not, it's obvious that they are wrong."

Xia Fei hasn't realized his mistake yet, even if he wronged the other party, it's still the other party's fault.No matter what the reason is, they are wrong to drive around with the Special Xuan Bureau brand.

"What do you know, you bastard? This car was assigned by the General Administration to Tianshi Zhou. He is the chief celestial master of our Special Xuan Bureau, the first celestial master that your uncle has to salute when he sees him."

Director Zhang is also tired. If Xia Fei wasn't the nephew of his old classmate, believe it or not, he would have let his ass blossom today?

"He is Zhou Tianshi?"

Xia Fei straightened up suddenly, and looked at Zhou Yang stupidly.

"Why are you only able to stop the car, and you haven't even figured out the identity of Zhou Tianshi?" Director Zhang was furious. If it wasn't for the nephew of his old classmate, he really didn't want to care about it.

"Tianshi Zhou, please accept me as an apprentice."

Xia Fei knelt down in front of Zhou Yang, his attitude changed quickly.

"Master, be careful."

Xia Fei knelt too far forward, Zhou Yang dodged to the side to avoid his head hammer.However, there was a stone next to it, Zhou Yang didn't step on it firmly and almost fell.

Feng Xuan supported his master in a hurry, and glared at Xia Fei.However, Xia Fei didn't care so much, he hugged Zhou Yang's thigh directly and insisted on worshiping him as his teacher.

"What's the matter with you? My master won't accept you as an apprentice if you are frizzy! Do you think my master is too idle? Let go of my master quickly, do you hear me?" A younger brother like Fei, Feng Xuan, refuses.

"Xuan'er."

Zhou Yang patted Feng Xuan's hand, he will handle this matter.

"Why do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Zhou Yang's behavior made Feng Xuan confused why the master was so kind to this idiot named Xia Fei.Originally, when he stopped the car, the master had thousands of ways to stop him, but the master just let him stop him, and he was still in the mood to mess around with him.

"I like drawing talismans. Everyone says Zhou Tianshi, you draw the best talismans."

Xia Fei looked at Zhou Yang with sparkling eyes. This is the number one celestial master in the legend. Not only is he powerful, but he is also the number one talisman master in China. If he worships under him, he will always be able to draw good talismans, right?

Xia Fei was extremely distressed at the thought of failing to draw symbols every time.

"But did everyone tell you that you can't draw talismans, you don't have the talent to draw talismans?"

Zhou Yang squatted in front of Xia Fei, looking directly at him.

"Impossible, as long as a practitioner can draw amulets, my uncle said."

Xia Fei didn't believe it. Although he hadn't successfully drawn a talisman until now, he firmly believed that it was just that he didn't find the right method, not that he had no talent.

"But you are an exception, your uncle is lying to you." Zhou Yang didn't know why Xia Fei was obsessed with drawing talismans, but he wanted to make it clear to the other party.

"No, my uncle said that I am talented. My father is a talisman master, a very powerful talisman master. As his son, I naturally have the talent to draw talismans."

Xia Fei shook his head, he didn't believe Zhou Yang's words.

"You say that I am the number one talisman master in China, so why don't you believe me?"

Zhou Yang looked directly into Xia Fei's eyes.

"Impossible, you lied to me, my father said, only after I draw the talisman can I open the music box he left me and find him and my mother. If I can't draw the talisman, I will never know him and my mother for the rest of my life." Where is mother? Zhou Tianshi, please accept me as an apprentice! I want to find my father and mother."

The 20-year-old young man just grabbed Zhou Yang's sleeve and begged him non-stop.