I Can't Be This Protagonist

"I'm not sure what will come out of this egg, but it's definitely a dinosaur."

Yan Shuang rubbed his chin to look at the holographic view of the egg.

Damn, ready-made dinosaurs are too hard to buy!

The people who came to contact his archaeological bureau all came to ask him about the treatment of Chuanshu bureau.

Ask them what about the dinosaurs.

A person from the Archaeological Bureau: "The eggs are boiled as soon as they are delivered."

Yan Shuang: "..."

People from the Archaeological Bureau: "They are all fooling people. They are not dinosaur eggs at all. Damn, the Archaeological Bureau is a fucking unit. Brother, can you tell me more about the treatment of wearing a bookstore?"

Yan Shuang: It turns out that all units in the world are the same.

Social animals, miserable.

He squatted for a long time before he found a dinosaur egg in the second-hand market. The seller brought it back from other worlds.

As far as the price is concerned, it is quite expensive to say that it is expensive, seven figures.

Yan Shuang glanced at the uncountable balance in the backstage, and leaned lazily on the recliner, "It's cheaper."

After some bargaining, the budget-conscious planet lord bought a [-]% new dinosaur egg with six figures.

It is directly handed over to the "vegetative people" on the planet for management.

"Take it and hatch it, and let me know when it hatches."

The cauliflower-shaped villain just reached Yan Shuang's lap, holding a huge dinosaur egg and saluted Yan Shuang, "Yes, master!"

The little cauliflower is holding the egg and moving to the high temperature zone of the planet.

Yan Shuang hurriedly reminded: "Don't overcook it!"

"Good master—"

Xiao Huacai replied angrily.

Yan Shuang heaved a sigh of relief. The protozoa of this planet are a group of plant-shaped creatures who are good at planting, but their intelligence is not high. After Yan Shuang took over the planet, he gave them lessons every day, teaching them how to improve planting techniques. The planet lord admired him very much, and he would say "Wow, master, you are amazing."

Yan Shuang: Yes, he who knows how to graft technology is the most outstanding! ! !

"Master, here are the freshly picked strawberries today, please enjoy."

The pea man pushed a cart full of strawberries to Yan Shuang.

Yan Shuang smelled the intoxicating aroma of strawberries, and said with a smile, "Thank you, you have worked hard."

"You're welcome, this is what I should do," the pea man smiled innocently, shaking his two thin hands up and down, "It's a bit hot..."

"do not--"

Yan Shuang stopped immediately, "Don't take off your clothes!"

Pea people with low IQ often take off their coats because they feel hot, causing their own fruits to run around, so they search for their own fruits on the planet all day long, and finally find a green ball, and another pea man jumped out , "That's my fruit!"

The two pea men talked about each other, and finally they still cried and begged the lord to judge.

Lord: "...don't take off your clothes in the future!"

The pea people keep in mind the planet's new prohibition, and go to cool places on the planet for vacation every now and then.

While Yan Shuangmei was enjoying strawberries, a message came from the planetary defense system - "Master, you have a visitor."

The one who came was the senior who wore the bookstore.

Seeing the scene of Yan Shuang eating strawberries under the parasol, the senior immediately lost his defense, holding Yan Shuang's thigh and crying loudly, "Save the child!"

Yan Shuang: "..."

"So you brought characters back from every world?" Yan Shuang said expressionlessly.

The senior huddled up on the recliner brought by the little people, and said in shame, "They're all pretty cute."

"Can't stand it now?"

"...Hmm."

Yan Shuang was speechless.

"Senior, how did you succeed in retiring?"

The senior whispered: "I'm lucky."

Luck is good enough.

Yan Shuang said: "That can't be helped. Since you brought the man out, you have to be responsible. Go back and be a good breadwinner." He patted the senior on the shoulder, "Come on."

The senior burst into tears and stuffed a handful of strawberries into his mouth.

Yan Shuang: "There is a fee for this."

senior:"……"

Swallowing the strawberries in his mouth, the senior wiped away his tears, "Did you really not bring any?"

"Nope," Yan Shuang twirled a strawberry, attracting a chubby pumpkin figurine, "Are the cherries ripe? Make a whole cart for me."

"Okay, master, I'll go right away!"

Yan Shuang watched with satisfaction as the little pumpkin rolled down quickly.

"Why bring them?"

"I like to be alone."

Yan Shuang stroked his short hair, put one hand behind his head, and looked a little ruffian, "Lone Ranger, isn't it good?"

The senior was in a complicated mood, "That paladin said he was so handsome with blond hair and blue eyes."

Yan Shuang: "Too clingy."

"Mermaids are a rare breed!"

"He's a dinosaur I can consider."

"Where's the magician? How interesting."

Yan Shuang pointed to himself, "Aren't I interesting?"

Senior: "You are too ruthless!"

Yan Shuang: "That's true."

senior:"……"

The Pumpkin Man brought a basket of cherries, "Master, please enjoy."

"good."

Yan Shuang happily ate the cherries, while the senior quietly stretched out his hand.

"No eating."

Yan Shuang said expressionlessly, "I'm ruthless."

Senior: "...Woo."

In the end, the senior applied for asylum on Yan Shuang's planet on the condition that he would help Yan Shuang hatch the eggs and guarantee that the Tyrannosaurus rex would be hatched with his own luck.

three days later.

"Help—my ass is on fire—"

The cauliflower people have curls and curls on their hair, and all of them are half-blackened by the smoke. They hold up a small dinosaur, and smoke is coming out of their mouths as they speak, "Master, the egg has hatched."

Yan Shuang: "..." He understands the truth, but how could this dinosaur breathe fire? !

The infant form of the little dinosaur is very cute, with short arms and legs, it looks like a tyrannosaurus rex. Its eyes are black and round, and it sprayed a small ball of flames at Yan Shuang who was watching him. Its cry is a bit like... a sheep?Why are you still baa?

Yan Shuang looked at the senior who was squatting on the side, and the senior said in a panic: "It's none of my business, it's a Tyrannosaurus rex."

"Shh-"

The little dinosaur spread out a pair of soft pink wings.

Yan Shuang: Got it, this is a Tyrannosaurus rex that can breathe fire and grow wings.

He loves it so much!

As expected of a man with a lot of luck!

The hatched dinosaurs are so in line with his wishes!

Yan Shuang happily hugged the little dinosaur.

It's just a bit smaller, about the size of an adult dog.

"Baby." Yan Shuang called out to the little dinosaur affectionately.

Little dinosaur: "Baa baa."

Yan Shuang said softly: "Hurry up and grow up for your dad, I want to ride a dinosaur, understand?"

Little dinosaur: "Baa..." Baa didn't come out.

The senior who was drained of value was kicked out of the planet by Yan Shuang. Before leaving, the senior ate two big bowls with tears in his eyes, "When I die, remember to sprinkle my ashes on the sea of ​​stars in the Yuan World..."

Yan Shuang touched the little dinosaur and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I'll let Baabaa burn it to ashes for you, and it will be burned thoroughly."

The little dinosaur named "Baa Baa" spat friendlyly at the man.

senior:"……"

There is a dragon and a ball, except that the dragon is too young to ride, life is perfect.

Taking advantage of the fine weather one day, Yan Shuang took the little dinosaur to the birth tree to fulfill his wish.

His mother's sac hangs on the seventh branch of the birth tree.

Yan Shuang found his mother's sac, put the little dinosaur by his side, put his hands together and bowed respectfully.

"Dashu, thank you for giving me life."

"Thank you also for guiding me to Chuanshuju. Of course, I didn't notice your kindness at first, but now I understand that this is a good unit, thank you."

"Now that I have wealth, freedom, partners, I feel very content."

"Please bless my life to be smooth and happy."

The old silver trees shook their leaves.

"Please bless Baa-baa to grow up healthy and fast."

The little dinosaur stuck to his trouser leg.

"Please bless the baa-baa to grow to at least ten meters high, so that it will be enjoyable to ride."

Little dinosaur: "..."

"Please bless that its wings are not decorations. It's full moon and still can't fly... Sorry, Dashu, I shouldn't say dirty words in front of you, I will continue..."

"Please bless those vegetative people on the planet to develop more delicious hybrid fruits as soon as possible."

"Please bless the daily limit of the star stock I bought with my pension."

"By the way, please bless the pigs on my planet to grow fat and thin, it's better to be seven points thin and three points fat..."

——"It's almost done."

An old voice sounded.

Yan Shuang: "..."

Yan Shuang: "I don't, I'm going to say it."

——“…”

The birth tree who was driven crazy by his own child: I can't control this person even if I go through a bookstore!

After Yan Shuang made a lot of miscellaneous wishes, she happily returned to her own planet with the little dinosaur in her arms.

The plant people welcomed their master bouncingly.

"The master is back, the master is back!"

"The blueberry harvest is abundant, does the master want to eat it?"

"Master, master, the fruit wine is ready!"

"Master, I have learned how to bake cakes, do you want to try it?"

"..."

Surrounded by little plants, Yan Shuang returned to the bedroom. The fruit cake was ready. Yan Shuang got one, and the little dinosaur got one. One person and one dragon ate the cake, and the little dinosaur yelled "咩咩" happily.

Satiated with wine and food, Yan Shuang opened the planetary forum and logged in to the account - "Legendary Master".

"Hello fellow forum members, I'm back, let's continue today."

"Wow, Master is back."

"Master Master Quick Posts."

"Master, I'm finally waiting for you! Please pass on the knowledge of retirement, the next one is the world of retirement, I'm so nervous..."

"Can you ask for the information of going ashore and wearing the bookstore? I sincerely beg, but there is a fee."

"..."

Yan Shuang glanced over, and all kinds of complicated information came to him. He absorbed it calmly, and then output it with his thoughts.

"The most important thing to pass through the bookstore is acting skills. It is recommended to enroll in a class to study."

"If you retire, usually the retirement world will be disgusting... I can't say that, even if it is more difficult, it will not be left to the end if it is not a difficult bone, but in fact, as long as everyone keeps one rule in mind, I believe you will be able to retire smoothly .”

"That's two words - 'single-minded'."

"No matter how fascinating or terrifying that world is, as long as you keep your goal firmly in mind and move forward in this direction without being influenced by external objects, then retirement can also be a very simple matter."

The reply came right away.

"Master, I understand the truth, but it is really difficult to do it..."

"You're right," Yan Shuang rubbed the little dinosaur's stomach and grinned, "So, come on, friends."

Come on, you don't have to act like someone else, a free life of experiencing others' love and hate is ahead.

Just like him, embrace freedom, control yourself, be carefree, and have a smooth life.