I Can't Be This Protagonist

Crazy, crazy again.

Xiao Qingyang squatted with Cui Zheng, who had just woken up, smoking with anxiety.

"How long has he been like this?" Cui Zheng exhaled the smoke ring and scratched his stubble-like blond hair.

"After coming back last night, it hasn't stopped."

Xiao Qingyang also took a puff of cigarette.

With a "bang", the trees in Xiao Qingyang's racecourse decreased by one.

"It's better to cut down trees than cut down people." Cui Zheng comforted.

Xiao Qingyang glanced at him, and said quietly: "That tree is 30."

Cui Zheng choked on the smoke, "30, it's not bad."

"One night," Xiao Qingyang compared the fingers of both hands, "ten trees, all gone."

Cui Zheng was dumbfounded, "Isn't he tired?"

Xiao Qingyang: "Do you think he looks tired?"

In the middle of the night last night, Xiao Qingyang was woken up by the roar of the engine. When he went out to have a look, Ji Yao came back again. The car parked in a twisted manner, and he rushed into the house aggressively, and then he took the ax out expressionlessly, shocked Xiao Qingyang thought he was having a nightmare.

Is it a horror movie?

"He..." Cui Zheng was speechless, "Why is he?"

Xiao Qingyang took his last puff of cigarette, "What do you think?"

Cui Zheng said speechlessly: "The little green tea is so awesome?"

"Can you win Qin Yubai if you are not awesome?"

Cui Zheng had nothing to say, and said directly: "Call your uncle, if the trouble continues, his hand will be useless."

"It's already been played," Xiao Qingyang lit a cigarette, "The servant said my uncle is resting."

"Son is not more important than rest?"

"The servant dared not wake him up."

Cui Zheng was speechless again. Thinking of Ji Wensong's style, he could understand it again, but he still couldn't help complaining, "Are you sure your uncle won't let Ji Yao have an accident?"

Xiao Qingyang: "...I'm sure!"

Cui Zheng shook his head, turned his gaze to the front, and stood up suddenly, "Fuck, I'm down!"

Human sorrows and joys are not interlinked.

Yan Shuang slept very contentedly this time.

Xiaoji's relationship line is really easy to brush.

Ji Yao finally had a big fight with him last night.

Xiao Ji's eloquence is really bad.

Tossing and turning is "breaking up" and "you don't understand". When you get anxious, you can't even speak, and you will only put on a cold face.

It can't be louder than Yan Shuang, the little white flower.

Yan Shuang chattered, "We really love each other, I regard you as an important friend, can't you bless me? Ji Yao, you have really changed. I thought you would be happy for me."

Finally, he broke Ji Yao's defense.

When he left, Yan Shuang didn't stop him like before, and shouted loudly at Ji Yao's back, "We won't break up!"

Ji Yao was so angry that his shadow was trembling, and he dodged out the door.

Yan Shuang gave Xiaoji a thumbs-up in his heart. If Qin Beast was replaced, the door of the dormitory would probably have to be thrown open.

And Xiao Ji still maintained his demeanor at the most defensive moment!

Respect!

After Yan Shuang got up, he dragged Ji Yao's number into the blacklist.

From now on, he is a ruthless love brain.

Don't bless him, huh, I don't even have to be friends.

After Yan Shuang finished a class refreshed, the mobile phone received a question from Xiao Qingyang.

"What did you do to Ji Yao?! I warned you, don't push yourself too hard. If something happens to Ji Yao, do you think you will feel better?!"

Hmm, you are right.

Yan Shuang calmly dragged Xiao Qingyang into the blacklist.

After a while, I received another text message from an unknown number.

"I'm Cui Zheng."

Yan Shuang's mind turned for a moment, and a golden cut cut came to mind, oh, characters outside the plot, black, all black.

Just put your finger on it and it will be black.

A MMS message came from the other side.

In the photo, Ji Yao is lying on the bed, seems to be asleep, his brows are still frowning slightly, the angle of the photo is flat and crooked, it looks a bit like a candid shot, but he is still very handsome.

"Cut down trees all night, I'm tired and dizzy."

Yan Shuang almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Xiaoji is angry and cut down trees instead of racing?This way of venting is so ungreen and environmentally friendly, it seriously violates the core purpose of this article.

"Too fucking talented, hahaha."

The other side sent another text message, gloating.

"Brother is awesome, I convince you, let's make friends?"

After thinking for a moment, Yan Shuang replied.

"Can you donate some money to the Star Welfare Institute? In my name."

Friends, spend money to buy you.

Cui Zheng, who was holding a mobile phone, was trembling with joy. Xiao Qingyang came in and saw him laughing until his hair trembled, "Did he call you back?"

"No, he blocked me too." Cui Zheng smiled brightly, and lied casually. He just had fun with Ji Yao and had no position. Seeing Ji Yao like this, he really found it interesting.

"Did that guy call back?"

"No."

Xiao Qingyang's tone was depressed.

Cui Zheng was happy again, "It's okay, he won't let him have an accident as an only seedling, by the way, just in case I ask, does that one have an illegitimate child outside?"

Xiao Qingyang glared at him, "Since my uncle left, there has been no one around me."

Cui Zheng: "You say yes."

Xiao Qingyang: "Shut up, you are the most annoying person in the entire Cui family. Be careful, the old man will be back soon. Look at your golden hair, you will suffer."

Cui Zheng touched the short hair on the top of his head and grinned, "What's the matter, how beautiful it is, didn't you see it last night? My hair still shines at night."

Xiao Qingyang: "..."

"You guard people, I'll go first."

"Where?"

Cui Zheng turned around and waved, "Go to charity."

In the afternoon, Yan Shuang received [-] credits in the background and a text message synchronized on his mobile phone.

"Donated."

A photo of Zhang shaking hands with the dean is also attached.

Golden retriever, baggy black shirt, big white teeth, and a heartless smile.

"There are pictures and there are truths."

Yan Shuang replied "Thank you".

Immediately a large group of people followed.

"Brother, are you and Ji Yao playing for real?"

"How did you stimulate him to become like that?"

"I heard that you and Qin Yubai also had an affair, is it true or not?"

……

As for the talkative eaters, Yan Shuang: I don't care.

Seeing that he didn't return, and realizing that Yan Shuang didn't want to talk to him, he finally stopped.

After a while, I sent another text message.

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, who do you think has the longest legs?"

"The answer is fire."

"Because of ham sausage! Hahahahaha!"

Yan Shuang: "..." Well, let's block it.

When the strange number lit up on the phone screen, Yan Shuang thought that Cui Zheng had changed his number to harass him, so he answered it out of caution.

"Mr. Yan."

"Can you come out for a while? I have something for you, sir."

At the back gate of the school, the servants of the family were waiting beside the car with their things.

"This is for you."

Yan Shuang took the box and saw the logo on the outer packaging at a glance.

"computer?"

"Yes," the servant smiled, "Sir, I wanted to give it to you on the weekend, but unfortunately the store is out of stock. When it arrives at home today, let me deliver it quickly."

Yan Shuang showed moderate shyness, "Please thank him for me."

"Then you should thank yourself."

The servant got into the car with a smile.

After the car left, Yan Shuang's face became cold again.

Damn, now I'm in an "ambiguous period" with Qin Beast, so I can't sell the gift from the other party.

Not only can not sell received gifts.

He has to pay back!

When I go to the convenience store to work in the afternoon, I will see if there are any gifts that I can grab, and just write a note.

Turning around with her things in her hand, Yan Shuang didn't take two steps, but stopped, and said coldly, "Why are you following me?"

In the dark, a slender figure quietly appeared, still the same, with gold-rimmed glasses and a meticulous suit.

"Come to give presents."

Two identical gift boxes.

Yan Shuang finally knew what happened.

He thought to himself: OK, if you can sell one, it is one!

Qin Beast's will be kept first, after all, he is still the main coffee now.

"Discount it." Yan Shuang said directly.

Wei Yichen walked towards him and stood still in front of him, Yan Shuang still had that indifferent look.

The gift box in his hand was taken away, and before Yan Shuang could get angry, another gift box was stuffed in.

Two gift boxes with no difference, the only difference lies in the sender.

Yan Shuang glanced lightly at Wei Yichen.

This seemed to be the first time the butler expressed something resembling possessiveness.

Does that count as an apology?

Yan Shuang smiled, first put the gift box in his hand on the ground, and then took back Qin Yubai's gift box from the housekeeper.

"After discounting, donate directly to the orphanage, thank you."

Yan Shuang turned around and left, leaving the gift box and the housekeeper where they were.

Caught by the wrist.

"Don't bother Ji Yao too much, Ji Wensong is very difficult to mess with."

The voice is low and gentle, with deliberate softness.

He once thought that if he fell into the abyss, he would ignore it.

But now, he is reminding him.

He believed that Yan Shuang could understand what he meant.

Yan Shuang pondered for a moment, then turned around, with a smile on his face, "I'm easy to provoke, that's why you are troublesome, isn't it?"

The eyes behind the glasses were calm and unwavering, the rare kindness was rejected, and there was no sign of injury.

Such a calm and self-possessed appearance will only make people try harder and harder to damage him.

In other words, he himself knew that it would lead to such consequences.

And he was deeply looking forward to those things happening.

"I hate disobedient dogs the most."

With a gentle tone and an expression that seemed to be coquettish, Wei Yichen accepted the humiliation calmly.

It didn't hurt or itch at all to him, just like the slap in the face that night, the tactile sensation was more distinct than the pain.

It was just another back-and-forth flirtation.

There was no wave in Wei Yichen's heart.

But soon, he knew that he was wrong.

The smile of the person in front of him was so sincere that there was no trace of falsehood, and he continued to say slowly: "You may have misunderstood that I have a good impression of you, so let me tell you, you are wrong, I don't like you at all."

He was so sincere, it wasn't revenge, nor was he deliberately trying to hurt him, his expression and tone were rare and serious, Wei Yichen had never seen seriousness before.

The sweet red lips are like the poison quenched by honey, with a clear curve upwards, every word is smiling, but every sentence is full of swords.

"Qin Yubai is the bedding, Ji Yao is the decoration, and you, at best, it is the condiment."

"I may use you occasionally when I don't think life is exciting enough, but if you really treat yourself like a dish, I will be very annoyed."

"Once a man becomes self-righteous, he's not cute at all."

The red lips gradually approached, and the distance between the two was close to a kiss, but Wei Yichen didn't smell anything from Yan Shuang.

It's not that Yan Shuang really has no taste, but that he has held his breath unconsciously.

"Among so many people around me, your only advantage is that you are savvy. Promise me..." Fingertips slid slightly over the full necktie, the corners of the eyes were raised, and there was an aggressive look that was out of place on that pure face , squinted his eyes, and turned into an innocent again, "Clamp your little tail obediently, okay?"

A large amount of air was inhaled in the chest cavity in an instant, sycamore leaves, soil, water mist... and an exceptionally strong citrus aroma.

Blowing, undisguised malice.

Wei Yichen finally understood - he never wanted to tame anyone.

All people are just his toys, they get tired of playing with them, and throw them away when they are tired of playing. He never puts outdated toys in his window.

Who has the ability to hurt him?Who can hurt him?

He couldn't, and neither could anyone.

Wei Yichen had many employers, but he never felt that he had truly become someone's servant.

At this moment, he had the urge to bow his head and surrender.

If Yan Shuang can never fall like this moment, he is willing to regard him as his true belief.

"and also……"

The red lips parted, leaning against his ear, and the warm breath drifted past his eardrum as if there was nothing.

"You're not the first to see me in that dress."

——"Ji Wensong is the one."