365 Ways to Throw Your Roommate Down

As Xiong Wu had expected, Han Keheng and Xue Wen did not greet him warmly when they saw him go back to bed with Yang Ye.

"The speed is quite fast." In order not to embarrass Xiong Wu, Han Keheng said lightly while lying on the bed, then he sat up and climbed out of the bed, "Now let's divide the points, Xiong and I The ones for lunch are the same, but Xue Wen has another one for you.”

Quickly crawling out of bed, Han Keheng walked to Xiong Wu's table.Xiong Wu put all the lunch boxes on the table.

"Well, which one is mine?" Xue Wen also came over, "I remember you all ordered the fat beef set meal, and I have luncheon meat!"

"Don't remember, this is the truth, okay? You don't want to eat ours!" Han Keheng rolled his eyes and took out all three set meals from his bag.

They ordered maocai, which is a specialty of Sichuan. Although it is similar to Malatang, maocai is special for rice.Oh, this is also what the seniors said, they haven't tried it yet!

Not from a city that can eat spicy food, but the three of them can more or less eat spicy food, and they also like spicy food.

Han Keheng recognized his set meal with Xiong Wu, and then he handed Xue Wen's set meal to Xue Wen.

"Thank you!" After thanking him, Xue Wen returned to his seat with his share of maocai.

Xiong Wu and Han Keheng had two identical set meals on Xiong Wu's table, but Han Keheng had no intention of taking his own.

Xiong Wu glanced at Han Keheng suspiciously, but found that the other party was struggling with something, and his brows were tightly frowned.

"What's wrong?" Xiong Wu asked.

Han Keheng pursed his lips and scratched his head again, and finally said something awkwardly, "Can I sit by your side to eat? Although there is not much space, I don't really want to sit in my own seat , It's too troublesome to clean up..." After finishing speaking, Han Keheng turned his head in embarrassment.

It turned out that I didn't want to clean up by myself.

Xiong Wu looked at Han Keheng's shy look with a funny face, then nodded with a smile, "Pull your chair over here, I'll clean up after eating, and you can just lie on the bed and play."

Hearing what Xiong Wu said, Han Keheng was very moved and put his eyes on Xiong Wu. The two looked at each other affectionately, and it was Han Keheng who looked away first.

"Okay! That's great, Xiong Wu!" He happily dragged his chair to Xiong Wu's side, and the two sat close together.

Don't be too affectionate in this scene, Xue Wen clicked his tongue and looked away from the backs of Xiong Wu and Han Keheng.

I always feel like a light bulb...

Oh, by the way, there is also a roommate who has become invisible, Yang Ye.

He hasn't said a word since he entered the door, just sitting and looking at his phone like an idiot.

Hey, don't worry about it, let's eat your own food!

Xue Wen rubbed his hands together and then opened the lid of the rice box. The rice was given to a whole small round box. It was steaming hot and smelled very fragrant. It must be very good rice. Like the store!

The maocai box is a full circle larger than the rice box, and it looks very spicy from the outside.Xue Wen couldn't wait to open the lid, and the scent rushed into his nostrils at that moment.

"It looks so delicious!" With a sigh, Xue Wen picked up the chopsticks and took out a piece of luncheon meat from the maocai.He first put the luncheon meat on the rice, holding the rice box in his left hand and the chopsticks in his right hand, and then stuffed the luncheon meat into his mouth with a big mouthful of rice.

According to Xue Wen's own imagination, he should then give out satisfied praises and groans, but...

"Fuck!" Xue Wen spat out the rice and lunch meat in his mouth into the trash can with a slurred speech, "Why is it so spicy! What's going on?" His eyes were red, tears had already Spin in the eye socket.

In fact, the spiciness is not unacceptable, but it is too numb!In addition, it is very hot, so sour... If you swallow it, your throat will burn!

Xue Wen turned around to observe Xiong Wu and Han Keheng, but found that they were eating with gusto.

what happened?Could it be that both Xiong Wu and Han Keheng are people who like spicy food?This is too powerful!Compared with them, he is simply weak!

Can't admit defeat!

Swallowing the complaint in his mouth abruptly, Xue Wen tried to pick up the seasonal vegetable Chinese cabbage in Maocai again.

"Xue Wen, you can do it!" Encouraging himself in a low voice, Xue Wen put both of them into his mouth with the rice.

Hot and hot!Mama Mama!But cool!

Nothing special!

After swallowing the first one, the rest will be much easier.

Sweating profusely after eating his share, Xue Wen collapsed on the seat in exhaustion.

Looking at Xiong Wu and Han Keheng, they were still eating slowly, talking and laughing without any disturbance!Amazing!They are all bulls!So spicy you can eat it!

His throat seemed to be smoking, burning and hurting.To be honest, he didn't expect it to be so spicy. It seems that he can't try it next time, hey!He also wants to be a hero, but unfortunately this is not something he can bear.

"You two are really good, so you can eat spicy food." Said enviously, Xue Wen cleaned up his tableware.His voice was hoarse, as if he had been coughing for a long time.

"Huh? It's not very spicy, right?" Xiong Wu turned his head to look at Xue Wen, and found that the other party was sweating profusely, "You can't eat spicy food? Why are you sweating so much?" Frowning worriedly, Xiong Wu thought Get up and have a look.

Han Keheng snorted softly, and then grabbed the corner of Xiong Wu's clothes.

"Oh my god, is it so spicy or not? I really want to call you brother!" Xue Wen said adoringly.

And Xiong Wu stopped after being held back by Han Keheng. He lowered his head to look at Han Keheng, and found that the other party's eyes were a little dodgy.

Is it...

"I'm sorry, I ordered a heavy spicy one for you." Han Keheng originally wanted to apologize, but for some reason, he laughed out loud while talking, "Xiong Wu and I are both slightly spicy." Tightly pull Xiong Wu's clothes.

Sure enough, Xiong Wu shook his head helplessly.He is obviously the oldest in the dormitory, but he is just a child at heart.

"Fuck! No wonder! I thought I was going to die!" Xue Wen was not angry either, and laughed like Han Keheng.

This smile stunned both Han Keheng and Xiong Wu.

Excuse me, as the person being played, why do you laugh so happily...

This heart is too big, but it is just right to be a brother.